Stupid Conservative Memes #78 LL 101 , Gun Nut Edition : “Seriously. Conservatives Aren’t Violent. We Just Hold People At Gun Point To Prove How Peaceful We Are!”

We do know it. You clowns have proved it time and time again. All of the mass shootings that have been carried out by conservative , gun nut wackos , who should not be allowed access to fire arms. Here are two examples of so -called law abiding gun owners being not violent :

In April of 2014 , Cliven Bundy refused to pay a million dollars in fees he owed to the federal government for allowing his cattle to graze on government land near his Nevada ranch. Federal agents came in and removed a number of his cattle. Bundy threw a fit , and hundreds of his supporters , armed militia , Oath Keepers , Sovereign Citizens , and members of other anti government militants , came to their hero’s defense in an attempt to show the world that Cliven Bundy was being unfairly persecuted because he was required to pay fees that other ranchers were also required to pay.

But not Cliven Bundy. He’s special , and according to his radical gun nut supporters , he can do virtually anything he wants because it’s really his land , not the Federal government’s , and they better understand that , or they’ll get guns pointed at them.

These clowns pulled the same stunt in 2016 at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge to protest the very same thing. Only this time , one militia member was shot dead , and the standoff ended after forty days.

Amanda and Jerad Miller , who were both Sovereign Citizens , were present at the Bundy ranch in 2014 , but were asked to leave because of their radical extremism.  Jerad Miller was killed during a shoot out with Las Vegas police in June of that year , after they shot and killed two police officers as they were eating pizza , and a civilian in a nearby Walmart. Amanda Miller committed suicide with her own gun. These guys were big fans of Alex Jones , and conspiracy theories.

If these so-called ‘occupiers’ had been peaceful , unarmed progressive protesters taking over a federal building to protest congress’s inaction on gun violence , or health care , what would the reaction have been? They would have been rounded up immediately and thrown in jail , where they ( or most of them ) would remain for the rest of their lives. Right wing media would have been ecstatic , calling them the ‘violent leftist mob’. If they had been Muslim , if they had been armed Black Lives Matter members protesting police brutality , what would the reaction have been? They would have all been shot dead immediately , and right wing media commentators like Dana Loesch , and Tomi Lahren would have praised law enforcement finally doing something about those violent , leftist thugs.

Right wing media condemned peaceful Wall Street protesters as violent thugs who hate America , but when armed violent right wing protesters take over public buildings , publish videos on social media threatening to kill police officers , and actually point their guns at law enforcement and federal agents , and threaten to shoot them , they’re patriots , victims of tyrannical government overreach. Their not violent , even though they’re literally threatening to murder people.

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#cliven-bundy, #liberal-logic-101, #malheur-wildlife-refuge, #stupid-conservative-memes

Pampers Diaper Spokesman Of The Year: Charlie Kirk

https://freebeacon.com/men-of-the-year/2018-man-year-charlie-kirk/

Charlie Kirk , 25 , is the founder of Turning Point USA , or Toilet Paper USA ( as some have referred to it ) , the conservative organization that seeks to fight liberal bias on college campuses , more often than not , by making s**t up , and playing the victim.

The organization is well known for it’s protests on college campuses across America , falsely targeting left wing students and professors as Marxists and placing them on watch lists.

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In 2017 , diaper wearing members participated in a protest on the campus of Kent State University. The purpose of the protest was to prove that liberals are the real crybabies and snowflakes. How that makes any sense , is anyone’s guess. The protest back fired and the group was torched mercilessly on social media.

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The group’s former president and campus coordinator , Kaitlin Bennett , seemed to be the only one who had enough sense to be embarrassed by the whole debacle , and subsequently resigned. These days she spends much of her time embarrassing herself on twitter with asinine tweets , insulting anyone whom she perceives as left wing , and showing up at left wing protests just to intimidate liberals with her AR-10.

Unlike Bennett , and others at TPUSA , Kirk has continued to wear diapers , believing it to be the best way to own the libs. He has even written a book about his diaper wearing adventures , Wear A Diaper , Own A Lib : How I Own Liberals Everyday By Wearing Pampers Pure Brand And Other Diapers.

Kirk owned the libs in spectacular fashion at last year’s Politicon event when his pants fell down during a heated debate with the Young Turk’s Hasan Piker , revealing his favorite choice of diapers – Pampers.

Procter & Gamble , which owns the brand , among many other products , chose Kirk to be its new spokesman for 2019 , replacing last year’s spokesperson , Chrissy Teigen.

“We chose Charlie as the new spokesman of our brand , because he’s the perfect example why adults like him should be wearing diapers ,” Ariel Schmaltz , a representative for P&G told the Journal. “He’s not afraid to admit that he wears diapers , specifically Pampers , even when the libs make fun of him. It takes guts to admit you wear diapers , and not adult diapers , and for that we’re grateful. We hope to have a long and fruitful relationship with Charlie for years to come.”

Kirk stands to make 2.5 million from his endorsement , which will include commercial ads on national television , and appearances on national radio to promote his new book.

When reached for comment , Kirk told the Journal :

“I’m proud to wear Pampers. I think they’re the best brand on the market. They’re soft , and plush , and water proof. There’s no other brand like them on the market , and believe me , I’ve tried other brands. I especially like their special limited print editions. The cars and argyle designs are fine , but personally I prefer the giraffe design because they remind me of my favorite pair of jammies I had when I was a little boy. In fact , I’m wearing them now. I usually wear a size seven because they’re more comfy , and don’t chafe my delicate little bottom , and I like the fact that they’re made without harsh chemicals , which is also great for my delicate little bottom.

“My father wore Pampers , and my mother wore Pampers. It’s a tradition I’m proud to carry on , and I will continue wearing them for as long as P&G allows me to be their spokesman.

“I know that libs think it’s funny for a grown man to be wearing diapers to own them , but they can laugh all they want. The fact is , whether libs want to admit it or not , I am owning them. And I’m also laughing – all the way to bank!”

#charlie-kirk, #kaitlin-bennett, #pampers, #procter-gamble, #tpusa

Stupid Conservative Memes #75 : ‘Beyonce’s A Racist!’

What is hypocritical about being offended by a flag that represents slavery and treason , but not a Superbowl half time performance by a black entertainer? There is no connection between the two. One represents hundreds of years of slavery , Jim Crow laws and racism.

Beyonce’s 2016 half time performance was in tribute to the Black Lives Matter movement , which are to racist conservatives , themselves racist because they care about black lives. No hypocrisy whatsoever.

It wasn’t an attack on cops. It was not promoting violence , hatred , or racism toward white people , whom some triggered conservatives are convinced are oppressed by a black minority.

This article in Teen Vogue explains how absurd the reaction to this performance was.

#beyonce, #black-lives-matter, #confederate-flag, #racism, #stupid-conservative-memes, #super-bowl

Stupid Conservative Memes #71 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

These liberal logic memes are always so amusing. Not that they’re actually funny. They’re not. They’re stupid as hell which makes them so amusing.

What’s even more amusing , is that there are actual conservatives who have drunk enough kool-aid to believe liberals are the intolerant group , and are the real bigots and racists. They’re the intolerant group because they don’t tolerate ‘different ideas and beliefs.’ In other words , liberals must tolerate the intolerance of the anti gay bigots , or they themselves are intolerant. Which is nonsense. Liberals don’t have to tolerate intolerance to be tolerant.

This particular meme suggests that a typical liberal will blindly follow the Democratic party line without question. And that they believe the book 1984 is an instruction manual. Suggesting that they are unable to think for themselves.

If there is one particular group that doesn’t think for itself , that blindly follows without question , it would be the conservatives who are too far gone ( the true cool aid drinkers ). They never question their own ideology. It’s ingrained into their brains : Conservatives good. Liberals bad. They believe everything they read and hear about Obama and Hillary Clinton : Obama bad. Clinton bad. They believe every conspiracy theory ever written about them both , no matter how insane they are. This is the group that believes that liberals are communists , Obama is either a radical Muslim , or a radical far left Marxist , or both. This is the group that actually believes the Democratic party policy platform is the same as the 1930’s Nazi party , and that they’re also Marxists. This is how far gone they are , and they believe liberals are insane.

#liberal-logic

Wayne RootWhat If White Conservatives Treated Obama the Way Liberals Treat Trump? – Wayne Root

http://rootforamerica.com/what-if-white-conservatives-treated-obama-the-way-liberals-treat-trump/

 

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Americas most respected president eight years straight , according to Republicans.

Once upon a time a black Democratic senator from Illinois was voted president of the United States , and conservatives like Wayne Root ( who totally were not racist ) lost their minds.

Because reality has a liberal bias conservatives created an alternate world where it had a whole new meaning. In this new reality they created their own facts where black is white , up is down , Democrats and liberals are the real racists and bigots , Hitler was a socialist liberal , and where the Democratic president was treated fairly and with great respect by Republicans.

In this alternate reality , no one ever criticized the new president.

No one called him a Marxist socialist , or a Nazi.

No one interrupted an event and accused him of lying.

No one accused him of being The Great Destroyer.

No one accused him of dividing the nation , of being anti white racist , anti semitic , or anti police.

No one questioned the validity of his birth certificate.

No one created or spread elaborate conspiracy theories about him : that he was a radical Muslim hellbent on turning America over to the Muslim Brotherhood ; killed a long list of people who threatened to expose his illegitimacy ; teleported to Mars to prepare decades in advance of his tyrannical rule of America ; created Fema death camps for dissidents who opposed him ; would invade Texas through Jade Helm ; would eat Americas children through Planned Parenthood ; use Ebola to punish America ; take everyone’s guns away through Fast And Furious ; was lawless with executive orders ; stole the elections with ACORN , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck and sundry ; created an army of infant warriors ; allowed four Americans to die in Benghazi ; was hostile to Christmas , Christianity ; played more golf than any other president , and vacationed more than any other president.

No one held racist signs at Tea party events.

No one accused him of inciting violence against law enforcement , of inciting a race war by supporting Black Lives Matter.

No one bullied or targeted his family with childish and racist insults , or death threats.

No one accused him of giving Iran nuclear weapons.

And conservatives never ever threatened or wished for his death. He was treated with kindness , respect and admiration by Republicans who never said an unkind word about him.

Everything was unicorns and roses. Racism was solved and Democrats and Republicans lived happily ever after with one another in this new America , as they held hands across the nation and sang kumbaya from sea to shining sea.

#acorn, #barack-obama, #benghazi, #ebola, #fema, #hitler, #jade-helm, #marxist, #muslim, #nazi, #racism

How Barack Obama Ruined America , And Was The Worst President Ever , Part 1

 

 

 

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An exclusive expose that lame stream liberal sources are unwilling to cover   ,  by conservative sleuth John Hawkins.

Barack Obama was the worst president the United Stated has ever had. During his eight years in office his Marxist policies utterly destroyed America. From Obama care to the economy , millions of Americans were left devastated , jobless and never recovered. I know liberals don’t want to hear the truth but now that Trump is president America is indeed great again , no doubt about it : the economy is booming , and millions more people are working than they ever were under Obama.

With this list , I intend to prove what an utter failure Barack Obama was and why conservatives disliked him so much. It had nothing to do with racism , but his Marxist policies.

Here are the first five worse offenses committed by Obama that prove he ruined America and was the worst president ever.

1) Tan Suit Gate , or Suit Gate.  Remember when Obama wore that tan suit? It was one of the most disgraceful things he did as president. Worse than Benghazi and even worse than saying ‘if you like your health care you can keep it.’ By wearing it , he was showing how much contempt he had for the presidency , and tailors all over America. They must have had nightmares about that suit for weeks. I never would have been caught dead in such an outfit , but the fact that Obama was caught on camera wearing it , proved what conservatives have said about him all along , that he was a Marxist.

2) Shoe Gate.  Another shameful display of disrespect was when he put his feet up on the Oval office desk. I see no problem with someone wanting to put their feet on their desk top. I’ve done it myself sometimes , especially when I’m barefoot , to keep the dog from licking my feet. But at least he could have taken his shoes off first. He probably would have started clipping his toe nails , and popped his corns , both of which would have been gross enough to give me nightmares.

Some conservatives believe he was signaling to the Muslim Brotherhood how much he hated America , but I believe he was just showing off his clod hoppers.

3) Beer Gate. When Obama insulted police Sargeant James Crowley , he was insulting every white person in America. He was showing America that he was a racist by calling him stupid. That means Obama thinks every white person is stupid. Which is why he had to apologize by inviting him over to the White House for a beer and some nuts. Where he got drunk and made a fool of himself , like the time he wore that awful tan suit.

4) Latte Gate. One of Obama’s most shameful displays of disrespect. Everyone knows he has always hated the military , and saluting marines with a latte in his hand was all the proof anyone needed. Not only was it disrespectful , it also proved he was a Marxist , because as everyone knows , only Marxists salute with coffee in their hands.

5) Mustard Gate. When Obama put Dijon mustard on his hamburger instead of ketchup , it not only proved how un American he was , but also a Marxist. Only a Marxist would put Dijon mustard on their hamburger.

And there you have it , the first five worst offenses by Barack Obama that proved he ruined America and was the worst president ever.

#beer-summit, #benghazi, #john-hawkins, #latte, #marxist, #obama, #satire, #scandals, #tan-suit

Oh S**t! Right Wing Media Darling , Kaitlin Bennett’s Challenge To David Hogg Is Hilariously Stupid

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/06/04/oh-snap-2a-advocate-kaitlin-bennetts-challenge-to-david-hogg-is-hilariously-perfect-please-say-yes/

Twitchy is one of the dumbest conservative websites on the internet. It was started by right-wing media troll Michelle Malkin in 2012 , and sold to Salem Media in 2013.

It has a two-fold purpose : to own the libs with juvenile headlines that appeal to their equally juvenile followers , most of whom are unhinged gun fetishists , to troll liberal writers by harassing and intimidating them on social media.

Kaitlin Bennett is a conservative gun-toting activist. Earlier this year , she released a video of herself strutting around Kent State campus with an AR 10 , and then appeared on Fox News to whine that liberals were being racist by pointing out that white privilege is a thing.

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She’s the former president and campus coordinator for TPUSA at Kent State university. She was also one of the coordinators of the diaper wearing protest at Kent State , that was mocked relentlessly online , and later resigned from the organization by throwing a hissy fit.

Earlier this summer , Bennett embarrassed herself again by harassing David Hogg on twitter. Hogg is one of the Stoneman Douglas school shooting survivors and one of the leaders of March For Our Lives/Never Again. He’s been the target of a hate campaign by the pro gun movement – that includes America loving patriots such as SpongeTed Squishy Pants Nugent , Dana Loesch of the NRA , and the wonderful folks at Twitchy – that has smeared him by portraying him as a gun grabbing Nazi , and a crisis actor.

The following tweets by Kaitlin Bennett show how immature and cowardly she is to attack someone who survived a school shooting , simply because he and others like him want to do something to stop gun violence. What does Kaitlin want to do? Absolutely nothing.

I have a challenge for you David Hogg. Let’s arm wrestle. If I win , we get to keep the 2nd amendment. If you win , we turn in our guns. Deal?

When Hogg failed to respond , she came up with this hilarious gem.

It’s alright guys , the second amendment is safe.

As if it were ever in any danger to begin with.  

#david-hogg, #kaitlin-bennett, #kent-state, #stoneman-douglas, #tpusa, #twitchy