Posted in Stupid Conservative memes

Stupid Conservative Memes #79 LL 101 Edition – “Calling President Trump Hitler Is Direspectful , But Calling Obama Hitler Was Appropriate Because He Really Was Like Hitler!”

Trump loving Republicans and their state run media ( Trump TV , Fox , Newsmax , NRATV ) and print ( Breitfart , Town Hall , World Nut Daily , Rightwing News , American Thinker , etc. ) , were convinced that Barack Obama was worse than one of histories most notorious authoritarian dictators. He was also a radical socialist , Marxist communist , and a radical , anti American Muslim who was soft on radical Islamic terrorism.

He was like Hitler in every way they said he was :

  • The Affordable Care Act , or Obama care. It’s common knowledge these days that Obama murdered millions of Americans with the death panels in the Affordable Care Act. Just like Hitler did.
  • Abortion. Did you know that Obama is also personally responsible for every abortion every woman in America has ever had? He really is like Hitler!
  • Gun Control. Like Hitler , Obama cried fake crocodile tears over the children massacred at Sandy Hook Elementary , and then confiscated every single gun in America , and in the process rounded up roughly 300 million gun owners into FEMA prison camps , where they remained until Saint Donald came along , liberated them and gave them back their guns.
  • Immigration. Obama killed more Americans during his two terms with immigration reform , just like Hitler did. Michael Savage said so , so it must be true.
  • The anti nuke Iran Deal. According to Mike Huckabee , like Hitler , Obama killed millions of Jews , personally marching them toward the Auschwitz ovens , just like Hitler did , when he allowed Iran to build nuclear weapons.
  • Executive Orders. Apparently , Obama ruled by decree with a pen and a phone , just as Hitler did.

For eight years , conservative Republicans convinced themselves they were living in a dictatorship akin to Nazi Germany. Now that their favorite reality star is president , they’re butt hurt that liberals and progressives are giving Trump the same respect they gave Obama.

Irony and hypocrisy means nothing to these morons.

Posted in Ben Garrison, stupid conservative political cartoons

Stupid Conservative Political Cartoons #1 Ben Garrison Edition

Ben Garrison is one of the dumbest political cartoonists. He’s a Trump loving shill who always depicts the failed president as a heroic , God-emperer-king. 

Trump :

Has not lowered taxes on the average American.

Has not put America first. Thousands of jobs have been lost.

Has not built his f**king wall.

Has not made better deals.

Has not drained his swamp.

American born citizens are not dreamers.

America is not respected by the rest of the world. America is a laughing-stock.

Obama :

Did not tell anyone to turn in their guns.

Did not get the IRS to harass conservatives.

Did not have open borders.

Did not say , ‘You didn’t build that.’

Did not give billions to our enemies. The money given to Iran was money that was owed to them.

Did not spy on Trump.

America has always been a laughing-stock , more so under Thump.

Posted in Jeanine Pirro, satire/humor

Crazy Fox News Commentator , Jeanine Pirro , Removed From Live Broadcast A Second Time In Straight Jacket

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Crazy Jeanine is back!

Just weeks after being released from a New York mental health facility , Jeanine Pirro was back to her old tricks again at Fox New , ranting about the Democrats and their deep state connections to topple the greatest president America has ever known , demonstrating to the world how bat s**t crazy she is , and that she never should have been released in the first place.

Several weeks ago , the crazy host of Justice With Judge Jeanine went off the deep end during an anti Obama/Netflix rant , in which she accused the popular streaming service of corroborating with the Obama’s to spread socialism.

This latest incident occurred on her September 15th broadcast during an unhinged rant against Dianne Feinstein and other Democrats over the alleged sexual misconduct of Republican supreme court nominee , Brett Kavanaugh.

According to eye witnesses , this incident was more disturbing than her last outburst.

“During the last couple of weeks , since that last incident , Jeanine seemed no crazier than usual ,” one witness , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Jeanine’s always been opinionated , especially about politics , even though it’s clear to anyone who is moderately well-informed , that she’s more often than not , full of s**t. And if you ever tell her she’s full of s**t , then you better watch out. Jeanine doesn’t take kindly to anyone telling her she’s full of s**t. I once made the mistake of telling her she was full of s**t, and I instantly regretted it. I won’t go into details , but suffice to say , my ears have been ringing ever since. I won’t make that mistake again!”

“Jeanine was fine until after we taped her opening statement ,” said the director of the show , who also requested anonymity. “As we were heading into break , that’s when everything literally went off the rails on a crazy train.

“You could tell she was still angry. She was absolutely fuming , muttering to herself , referring to senator Feinstein as that crazy ass bitch , under her breath. She also had this crazy , insane look in her eyes. I asked her if she was alright to continue the segment. I wanted her to at least calm down a bit before she went back on. But asking Jeanine to calm down was like asking a puppy not to pee on a carpet. When Jeanine got angry , she seldom calmed down. There was always hell to pay , and you’d best stay out of her way when she got angry. Some of us learned that lesson the hard way.

“For a moment she just stared at me, as if I had just told her to shut up. Her eyes nearly bugged from their sockets. Then her face started twitching , while making theses strange clicking sounds. Saliva drooled from the corners of her mouth.

“I’d seen these types of facial expressions in stroke victims in my younger days as a nurses aide , and I wondered if she might be having a stroke or something.

” ‘I don’t need to calm down ,’ she screamed, and then shoved me , though not hard enough to knock me over. ‘All I need is for Feinstein , and her pack of Demonrats – yes , I said Demonrats – Kamala Harris , Cory Booker , and the king Demonrat himself , Obama , all with their beady little eyes and their chomping little teeth , to stop pestering president Trump and the FBI to investigate judge Kavanaugh!’

“We had less than a minute before going back on the air , so I told her to calm down.

” ‘I don’t need to calm down!’ she screamed again. She shoved me once again , this time hard enough to knock me flat on my ass. She jumped on top of me , grabbed handfuls of her hair , and screaming in a fit of rage , pulled them out by the roots.

” ‘Don’t tell me to calm down , damn it! I can’t stand it when people tell me to calm down!’

“She was so angry I thought she might actually kill me for telling her to calm down. Drool dripped in my face.

“The moment she shoved me a second time , someone called security. He had to pull her off me. No one else wanted to go near her. She refused to calm down , so the guard was forced to restrain her in hand cuffs.

” ‘How dare you hand cuff me!’ she said. ‘Don’t you know who know who I am? I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Ask president Trump! He said so! Let me go , God damn it!’

“Security called the police. She was arrested for assault , and then once again two men from the funny farm arrived , gave her a shot of Thorazine and restrained her in a straight jacket.

“As they restrained her , she cried out , ‘Put down the rat traps , ma! The Demonrats are coming for judge Kavanaugh! We can’t let ’em get ‘im!’

“Struggling weakly and grinning like the Cheshire Cat , from the effect of the Thorazine, she cried out again , ‘Did you put out the rat traps , ma?! Put down some cheese too! That’ll teach the little bastards not to mess with the judge!’

“As I watch them carry her out , cackling like an old hen , I couldn’t help but wonder what possessed the producers of her show to allow her to continue with it. If it were up to me , I would have fired her and cancelled it after the last time. Only time will tell if they wise up and give her the boot.

I also couldn’t help thinking how ridiculous she looked in that straight jacket , with that idiotic grin , and several glaring bald spots on her scalp. I would have found it hilarious if I hadn’t found the whole thing so depressing.

“I always knew Jeanine was a little crazy , but not bat crap insane. I guess the Mueller investigation must have driven her off the deep end.”

Posted in Gina Loudon, satire/humor

Trump Media Advisory Board Member , Dr. Gina , Tells Lou Dobbs That NFL Protesters Should Have Protested Everything Obama Did , Not The National Anthem

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Gina Loudon : “NFL players are too dumb to know why they’re protesting.”

Gina Loudon , aka Dr. Gina , is a conservative media and radio commentator. She claims to have a PhD and two Masters in psychology. But according to the Daily Beast , and The Hill she has no such degrees or any psychological training. For the moment , it would appear that her only degrees are from Cracker Jack and Trump universities.

She’s written for some of the sleaziest so-called news sites , Breitbart , and Rightwing News , and is a regular contributor to the slightly less sleazy Fox News , Town hall , and the sleaziest of the sleazy , the discredited birther conspiracy site World Nut Daily , which oddly contains the tagline , credible , where one can find a treasure trove of her lunacy.

The Encyclopedia Of American Loons has her listed at number 895 on their list of craziest wing nuts.

Once a crackpot , always a crackpot , Loudon is known for her bouts of verbal diarrhea , such as the time she went on CNN and made a fool of herself with the absurd claim that Nazis , Democrats , socialists and the KKK are all left-wing , causing liberal heads to literally explode. A common ploy among the right , to absolve their ideology of any extremism.

She first gained prominence as a full-fledged crackpot in 2014 , in a World Nut Daily article when she diagnosed former president Obama a psychopath and a dictator on a scale with Pol Pot , Hitler , and Mussolini because of Obama care , and his propensity for taking vacations and playing golf , while America , and the world , went to hell in Michelle Obama’s hand bag , under his leadership.

These days she spends her time shilling for president Trump , massaging his narcissistic ego , while blaming Obama and Democrats for Americas decline.

On a recent episode of Lou Dobbs Tonight on the Fox Business Network she said NFL protesters should have protested everything Obama did , instead of the flag.

“I’m getting tired of all this protesting , Lou. What are they even protesting? Do they know? Does anyone know? I sure don’t know. I wish someone would tell me just what it is they’re protesting. Do you know , Lou? Does Colin Kaepernick know what he’s protesting? Does anyone know? Do you know , Lou?”

Shaking his head , Lou said , “No. I haven’t got a clue what they’re protesting. Every time I see Colin Kaepernick and these other athletes kneeling and disrespecting the flag and our troops , I’m literally scratching my head and wondering the same thing myself.”

“Me too , Lou. If these guys want to protest they should protest something that actually makes sense. I mean , why weren’t they protesting when president Obama said if you like your health care you can keep it? That was a lie. Were they outraged over that? No. Were they outraged when president Obama threatened to steal everyone’s guns? That didn’t outrage them. Where were they when Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , and ACORN helped him steal the elections? Where were they during the war on Christmas? Where were they when Black Lives Matter chanted about killing cops and frying them like bacon? Where were they when president Obama was deliberately bringing Ebola into the United States? Where were they when president Obama was invading Texas? Where were they during the apology tours? Where were they when he wore that tan suit? What was up with that?! Where were they during all the executive orders? Where were they when he put Dijon mustard on a burger? Again I ask you , what was up with that?! Where were they when he wore the mom jeans , for crying out loud? Again , what was up with that?! Where were they during all of the vacations? And where were they during all the golfing? Where were they when conservatives needed them?

“Can you imagine if Colin Kaepernick , or any of these other football players who are kneeling , had knelt in front of the White House to protest all of the awful things I just mentioned , with a sign that said something like , I’m not going to stand for a president who spends all of his time on the golf course , vacations every other day , and wears mom jeans. I want a president who’s a real man , damn it!? Conservatives would have really respected him , Lou.

“Anyway , the list goes on and on , Lou , why NFL players should be outraged. But they’re outraged for the wrong reason , which is they don’t even know why , so they should just shut the you know what up and play football , or play tiddlywinks or something. At least that would be more entertaining.”

Posted in Jeanine Pirro, satire/humor

Fox News Commentator Jeanine Pirro Removed From Live Show In Straight Jacket

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Late last year , Fox News commentator , Jeanine Pirro donned her Hitler uniform , calling for a cleansing of the FBI and DOJ for investigating the Trump administration.

Pirro is a former circuit court judge , and host of an hour-long , once weekly show , Justice With Judge Jeanine.

She’s the female counterpart of Mark Levin , another right-wing commentator , who is far more annoying with his nasally voice , and a face that resembles a festering boil on somebody’s nut sack.

While not as annoying as Levin , Pirro is as clueless about modern politics as her counter part , and just as offensive with her blatant dishonesty and hypocrisy.

Her show which consists mainly of shilling for the president , and complaining about the deep state and its so-called liberal media , both of which are in cahoots to destroy Americas greatest president , who hasn’t accomplished a single positive piece of legislation in his almost two years in office.

It’s clear to anyone who has observed Pirro objectively , that she lost her mind long ago , arguably during the Obama era when she often went off on rambling , hate filled , insane rants against Muslims , Obama , and Hillary Clinton.

Recently , during a segment of her show , Pirro went off the rails again , claiming that the Obama’s were attempting to turn Netflix into a socialist storehouse for his socialist agenda , and were planning to use the pretense of producing new programing to attack president Trump and his supporters.

When the producer took her aside during a short break , and calmly explained to her that she was most likely overreacting , Pirro reportedly charged at the producer.

“Jesus , it was scary ,” the producer , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Her eyes were bugged out like a chameleon , and she was screeching like a banshee. She grabbed me by the shoulders and proceeded to shake me as if I were a rag doll or something. Flecks of spittle flew from her mouth and into my face.

” Don’t you know Trump is the greatest president who ever lived , and Obama is the worst!” she screeched in my face , spraying more spittle. “Can’t you see he won’t be happy until he destroys America and undermines president Trump through the deep state?!

“She kept shaking and shaking me , spittle continuing to fly from her lips. I didn’t think she would ever stop. She was so strong it took three people to pull her off me. They held her down while someone called security. She thrashed and struggled like a mad woman , continuing to screech. We were all covered in spittle.

“Let me up!” she screamed. “I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Just as soon as they drain Jeff Sessions from the swamp! How dare you treat me this way! I’ll kill you all!”

Someone called the police , and a few minutes after that orderlies from the local psych ward arrived and carried her out kicking , and screeching , and spittle flying.

“She was admitted to the Manhattan Psychiatric Center for a few days , where she was declared sane – go figure – and was allowed to continue doing her show after a one month suspension. Again , go figure.”