Stupid Conservative Memes #73 TPUSA Edition

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Five things Republicans don’t understand.

1. Free does not actually mean free … unless you’re wealthy. Then you get “free stuff” from Uncle Sam. In the form of tax breaks , and other subsidies , paid for by the taxes of hard working Americans.

2. You are not entitled to someone else’s hard earned money .. ever ... Unless you’re wealthy. Then redistribution of wealth is fine as long as it goes to the billionaire class. The Wall Street bailout was a huge redistribution of wealth at the expense of the middle class. If this had been done for the middle class at the expense of billionaires , Republicans would have shit their pants.

3. You cannot tax a nation into prosperity … According to the conservatives at TPUSA , government taxes are theft. They don’t understand that without taxes we would not have money to pay for infrastructure , education , health care , and other government programs like Medicare and social security.

4. The Rich Are Not Responsible For Your Financial Situation … You Are. See 1 and 2. Wall Street banksters literally stole billions of dollars that didn’t belong to them. Not to mention , the hundreds of billions that bailed them out. But somehow they share no responsibility for our financial situation.

5. Socialism leads to communism … Always. No , it doesn’t. Socialism and communism are not the same.

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Stupid Conservative Memes #48 How To Speak Stupid , Part 1

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… when Conservatives don’t get their way.


Liberal hating Conservatives live in an alternate reality with alternate facts , and they have their own alternate language with an alternate definition. And those alternate facts are that all liberals are evil , America hating authoritarians who want to destroy free speech. To an extent , this is true. There is a fringe minority of liberals who want to shut out Conservative speech and ideas , just as there is a fringe minority of Conservatives who are just as authoritarian and want to shut down debate. This is evident whenever liberals bring up racial profiling , or police abuse against unarmed people of color , they get accused of playing the race card , of race baiting. They’ve constructed this bullshit argument that you can’t disagree with a liberal , or Obama without being called a racist. It’s an accusation that’s designed to shut down their opponents , while pretending they are the real victims of racism at the hands of liberals.

Liberals , for the most part , will admit when they are wrong. That’s the difference between liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives like Rush Limbaugh , John Hawkins , and Mark Levin , are convinced beyond any doubt that their ‘team’ is always right , can do no wrong , and that they are the only ones who are capable of loving their country. Which is bullshit.           

Here are twenty terms that Conservatives have constructed their own reality around.

 1) OBAMA CARE : Socialism. Government take over of health care. Socialized medicine. Worse than slavery , the holocaust , 9/11. Contains death panels. Reparations for slavery. The largest tax increase in American history. Total enslavement. 

2) TAXES :   Evil. Government greed. Taxing the lower class … capitalism. Taxing the wealthy … socialism.

3) LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE : Communist/Marxist/socialist. Nazi. Un-American. Anti-American.  

4TERRORIST. Muslim. “Not all Muslims are terrorists , but all terrorists are Muslims.”  All Muslims are guilty by default. 

5) WHITE TERRORIST/SHOOTER : Mentally ill lone wolf. Don’t blame the white guy. Conservative wind bag Mark Levin swore up and down on his radio show , that the confederate flag had no connection to Dylann Roof’s shooting spree. That the liberal media was just making it all up.

6) CORRUPT COPS WHO SHOOT OR MURDER UN-AMRMED CIVILIANS : Victims smeared by a liberal media. Heroes.

7) UNARMED BLACK INDIVIDUALS KILLED BY BAD COPS :  Thugs.

8) BARACK OBAMA : Communist/Marxist/socialist ( because the N word is no longer appropriate ). Hates America. 

9) THE SOCIAL SAFETY NETS , i.e. , WELFARE , FOOD STAMPS , etc. : Socialism.

10) ACKNOWLEDGING RACIAL BIAS :  Race-baiting.