Posted in Dana Loesch, Stupid Conservative memes

Stupid Conservative Memes #83 Dana Loesch Edition

 

Speaking of which political party or movement that only cares about the constitution when it suites their purposes, it would be the Republican party and its conservative base, especially the radical, gun nut extremists like Dana Loesch who believe that the second amendment guarantees the American citizen the almighty God given right to own an arsenal of weapons ( it doesn’t ), let alone a single gun.

And how are liberals censoring conservative media outlets? Liberals have no interest in censoring conservatives. Conservative news sources like Fox News, Breitbart, The Blaze, The Daily Wire, and conservatives like Loesch, and some of the biggest names in conservativism like Glenn Beck, Ben Shapiro, Dennis Prager, Steven Crowder – and anyone else claiming they’ve been censored from social media just because they’re conservative – are thriving on social media, like Facebook, and YouTube. The only so-called conservative outlets that I’m aware of that had been banned from certain social media platforms, were lunatics like Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Laura Loomer ( some of which have been reinstated ). And what does this have to do with big government liberal schemes? Absolutely nothing. It’s not a first amendment issue. Social media like Facebook and YouTube are private enterprises that have every right to ban content creators who violate policy guide lines involving hate speech. So, conservatives who claim they’ve been targeted solely for their conservative views, are just being disingenuous. Claiming censorship is a tool to work the sympathies of the gullible who buy their propaganda ( which includes all forms of bigotry ) as truth.

On the other hand, those who would not hesitate to censor their critics, are right wingers. For example, conservatives like Dana Loesch with her totally asinine NRA videos attacking liberals who protest the president’s behavior, and her attacks against journalists she deems to be liberal, whom she has called to be curb stomped because they dare criticize a Republican president. She constantly bemoans the legitimate media as lying, dishonest liberal hacks, while totally and conveniently overlooking the media she should be focusing her scorn and criticism on. But since she’s a member of that media, no amount of criticism will be forth coming, therefore exposing herself as a shameless, and hypocritical partisan hack. 

It’s clear that Dana considers herself and her colleagues in right-wing media as troublesome truth-tellers to a supposed liberal media elite. Which is too hilarious to even consider. Loesch is a disingenuous hack who wouldn’t know what actual truth is if it rose up and bit her in the a**.

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Posted in Colin Kaepernick, Kevin Sorbo, satire/humor

Mediocre Christian actor Kevin Sorbo returns Nikes Because They Hurt His Feelings| TheBlaze

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/09/11/christian-actor-kevin-sorbo-returns-nikes-they-hurt-my-feet-when-i-stand-for-the-national-anthem

Hercules returns his Nike’s because they hurt his feelings , but he’s no snowflake like those pansy liberals.

First they wore diapers on college campuses to protest safe spaces. Then they smashed their Keurig coffee machines to protest the company pulling it’s ads over Sean Hannity’s support of child molester Roy Moore.

This summer when Nike chose Colin Kaepernick as the face of their new ad campaign , Believe In Something , Even If It Means Sacrificing Everything , conservatives posted photos and videos of themselves on social media burning their Nike apparel to show how butt hurt they were that the popular sports outfit had the nerve to feature a mediocre , pansy , flag hating football player as their spokesman.

It seems to be a popular trend among conservatives these days. When someone disagrees with you , namely libtards , throw a tantrum by boycotting , which includes smashing , burning , and destroying anything that doesn’t support the conservative cause or agenda , and some conservatives are all too eager and happy to do just that , and then without a hint of irony , claim it is libtards who are snowflakes.

Conservative actor , Kevin Sorbo , who had previously starred in the mediocre television series , Hercules The Legendary Journeys , and the equally mediocre films , God’s Not Dead , and Let Their Be Light , recently got his feelings butt hurt by the new Nike ad. He got so butt hurt that he returned a pair of Nike’s because they hurt his sensitive feet when standing for the anthem.

In an interview with the Journal , Sorbo said , “I cried when I saw the ad. I literally cried. I couldn’t believe they were using this whiny , crybaby , flag hating little pansy as their new spokesman. I cried so hard and so long my eyes were almost puffed shut , and strings of disgusting snot were hanging from both nostrils. I felt so disgusted with myself. I felt like a two-year old throwing a fit , but I couldn’t help myself. My wife came into the bathroom , and saw me rolling around on the floor with my pants around my ankles. I had been sitting on the john reading the paper when I saw the ad.

‘ “What’s wrong with you?’ she said. There was disgust in her voice. I wasn’t sure if it was because of the smell or that I was on the floor with my pants down , or both. I told her that Nike had chosen that pansy , flag hating crybaby for their new ad campaign. She said , ‘Jesus Christ , Kevin , you sound like a snowflake. Get up and pull your pants up! What are you , a liberal?’

‘ “No , I’m a conservative , ‘ I said.

“When she said that , I realized I was acting like your typical liberal , a whiny sensitive crybaby who gets easily offended at anything and everything. She was telling me to be a man and do something constructive instead of acting like a liberal snowflake , which is so unbecoming for a conservative. So , I pulled my pants up , wiped my nose , took my pair of Nike’s back for a refund , and told them that they hurt my feet whenever I stand for the anthem ( it was really because of that pansy flag hater ). Then I got on Facebook and told my followers all about it ( minus the bathroom part ) and said that Colin Kaepernick failed at sports , and sucked as a football player. That’s how a conservative responds.”

Posted in Libtard Bias, satire/humor

Tired of liberal bias on social media platforms? Donald Trump Jr. may have a solution | TheBlaze

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/08/30/tired-of-liberal-bias-on-social-media-platforms-donald-trump-jr-may-have-a-solution

Trumpbook. The only good bias is conservative bias. 👍

Are you tired of liberal bias in the lame stream liberal media?

Are you tired of the liberal media criticizing and attacking the president for no reason?

Are you tired of college campuses and their liberal bias?

Are you tired of minorities complaining all the time?

Are you tired of that pansy libtard Colin Kaepernick disrespecting the flag and the troops?

Are you tired of libtards protecting illegal immigrant criminals?

Are you tired of Democrats playing identity politics?

Are you tired of gay libtards wanting Christian bakers to make cakes for them?

Are you tired of Black Lives Matter calling for the death of cops and white people , with their chants of , ‘What do we want? Dead cops and white people!?’

Are you tired of libtards laughing at you when you try to own them , like the time you wore diapers at Kent State , or when you burned your Nike shoes to protest that pansy flag hater?

Are you tired of being censored by YouTube , Facebook and everything else just because you’re conservative?

Are you tired of that radical Muslim speaking all the time?

Are you tired of the libtard Parkland teens wanting to take your guns , and wish they would just shut the f**k up?

Are you tired of the libtard CNN , MSNBC and their fake news?

Are you tired of the libtard socialist Democrats trying to turn America into another Venezuela?

Are you tired of libtards calling you racist because you might have questioned that radical Marxist Muslims birth certificate?

Are you tired of libtards calling Trump racist because he might have questioned that radical Marxists Muslims birth certificate?

Are you tired of libtards always playing the victim?

Are you tired of libtards calling you a snowflake because you criticize libtards for being snowflakes?

Are you tired of that radical Marxist Muslim running the deep state?

Are you tired of libtards claiming there was never a war on Christmas?

Are you tired of libtards claiming there was never a war on religious freedom?

Are you tired of libtards claiming there was never a war on cops?

Are you tired of hearing Benghazi wasn’t really a scandal because of all of the investigations , and that Bush had thirteen Benghazi’s of his own?

Are you tired of hearing Fast And Furious was a fake scandal made up by paranoid right-wing media just so that radical Marxist Muslim could have an excuse to take everyone’s guns away?

Are you tired of hearing that radical Marxist Muslim didn’t sign more executive orders than Bush?

Are you tired of hearing that radical Marxist Muslim took less vacations than Bush?

Are you tired of hearing that radical Marxist Muslim really didn’t really golf that much?

If you answered yes to one , a few , or even all of these questions , Donald Trump Jr. has the perfect solution! It’s called Trumpbook. It’s the conservative version of Facebook , but without all of the lame libtard bias. On Trumpbook conservatives can post anything they want about libtards , Demonrats , Obummer , the Clinton’s , and Black Lives Matter , without being challenged , criticized or called racist , because no libtards are allowed! So, join Trumpbook today and start owning those libtards!