Mark Levin On CNN’s Climate Change Town Hall: “What Is This, An Episode Of The Flintstones?!”

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Mark Levin warning his audience of six that the looney Democrats want to ban Frosty Freeze.

After CNN aired it’s seven hour town hall on climate change, Mark Levin complained about it on his radio show.

“The looney left is at it again, ladies and gentlemen!” he said in the irritating, nasally voice that all six of his listening audience were familiar with.

“Frosty Freeze?! We should eliminate Frosty Freeze!? Why the hell would we do that?! Frosty Freeze is one of the companies that drove the great ice cream revolution! That gave us such great flavors and not so great flavors of ice cream, like Rocky Road, Chunking Monkey, Better Butter Nuts And Bolts, Rolly Polly Chocolate, Bizarro Bacon And Banana – one of my favorites – Funky Fried Chicken Chocolate And Vanilla, Blueberry Bonkers And Bananas, Looney Lefty’s Lemon Meringue – a favorite of the looney left – Captain Crunch’s Nuts – there’s a real treat for all you looney liberals out there – Virgin Vanilla Crème, Luscious Backdoor Crème Pies Of Fun, and Randy’s Raspberry Rainbow Supreme – two favorites of the gays because they contain every color of the rainbow! Can you guess the flavors that aren’t so great?!

“They also gave us ice cream companies, some great and some not so great, like Blue Bunny, Braum’s, Haagen-Dasz, and Ben And Jerry’s – not so good, they’re Marxists, but they do make great ice cream!

“So, what’s this nonsense I hear from Democrats that we should go back to the Stone age just because they don’t like Frosty Freeze?! What is this, an episode of the Flintstone’s?!”

When he mentioned the Flintstone’s, the popular children’s cartoon theme began playing in the background.

“Very funny, Mr. Producer,” Levin said. “You’re almost as funny as they are.

“So, I ask you, ladies and gentlemen. What’s their obsession with banning ice cream and the companies that make it, for God sake?! We all love ice cream. We all live for ice cream. I scream, you scream, we all –

“What’s that, Mr. Producer?”

Mr. Producer: “I said, it’s fossil fuels. They were talking about fossil fuels, not Frosty Freeze.”

For a moment Levin’s face turned red. Then he screamed, “So what?! They’re still a bunch of morons! There, I said it!”

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Mark Levin: ‘Have you ever seen a dumber media in your life?’ | Fox News

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Fox News has a host of so called journalists and commentators who routinely suck up to the president. Among them, Sean Hannity, Jeanine Pirro, and Mark Levin. These three are the absolute worst when it comes to defending the president. Each of them perfectly define the term sycophant. Nothing the president does or says can embarrass them, or make them question his mental stability.

Sean Hannity has always been an embarrassing partisan suck up to all things Republican, as has Jeanine Pirro, who is also a friend of the president, and who’s nose has been permanently clued to his rear end since his campaign.

Mark Levin, however, started as a never-Trumper, but has since become just as much of an embarrassing Trump boot licker as Hannity and Pirro.

Last month, Levin appeared on Hannity to complain about the biased media’s unfair criticism of America’s greatest president, regarding his reaction to receiving foreign intelligence on a political opponent.

Have you ever seen a dumber media in your life?” he asked Hannity. “I mean, truly a dumber media?”

As long as he’s asking, I’ll be happy to give him my answer. As crappy as corporate media is, I have seen a dumber media in my life. It’s Fox News and most of the so-called honest media on the right, especially the Trump state run media, owned and operated by Sinclair Broadcasting. When the black guy was in the White House, Fox News continued to run stories on Benghazi, and the so-called IRS scandals, neither of them real scandals , but made up controversies because they didn’t like Obama. Does Levin consider that dumb, even though the many investigative reports disproved their narrative? No, of course not. They ignored them. Levin is not interested in truth and honesty. He’s more interested in pushing his own agenda, that the FBI and the DOJ are engaged in treason for having dared investigate Trump, and anyone who went along with it, be they Democrats, liberals, or Republicans, are also traitors. This is the clown who claimed back in 2013 that the Muslim Brotherhood had infiltrated the White House. “The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government! It’s called Barack Obama! He’s not a former member, he’s a sympathizer. There, I said it! Prove me wrong!” He always screams, there, I said it, after saying something stupid, , which is ironic, since he loves to go after other mainstream news outlets for being dishonest and ridiculous. Lately he’s been calling for an investigation into his totally fabricated claim that big, bad Obama had spied on poor Donnie Trump.

From there he went into a what about the Democrats spiel, and to smearing Bernie Sanders as a Marxist, saying that he stole his ideas from Joseph Stalin’s playbook, because Mark Levin wouldn’t be Mark Levin without calling people who’s policies he disagrees with, Marxists. That’s Mark Levin in a nutshell: instead of reasonably disagreeing with your opponent on policy, call them a Marxist. And that’s what makes him such a buffoon. He has a BA in political science, but refuses to debate his political opponents on policy, and always resorts to smearing them as either communists or Marxists.

When Obama was president, Levin, who is totally not racist, criticized him for everything he said and did. Some of his criticisms were racial. According to Media Matters Levin called former president Barack Obama a low-life racist for daring to use the N word in context after the Charleston church shooting by Dylan Roof.

After the Las Vegas massacre, he linked to a report by a fake news site, according to Media Matters, and then had to delete it. He also linked to a report on Christine Blasey Ford without realizing it was the wrong Dr. Ford Media Matters. He started the unsubstantiated rumor that the Obama administration ordered a tap on the Trump Tower phones, and had said that Medicare For All would cause the deaths of senior citizens Media Matters.

Levin said it’s the mainstream liberal media that is out of touch, which is ironic. “You operate in a bubble in Washington, and in New York. You have no comprehension of what is going on in the country.”

If anyone in the media is out of touch ( and there are plenty who are ), Mark Levin is a perfect example of someone who is out of touch, and has no comprehension of what is going on. As an example of how out of touch Levin and conservative media are: a majority of Americans support a number of social policies, including Medicare for all. But Levin and others in conservative media slam them as Marxist policies that will bring economic ruin to the nation, and that’s nonsense.

As bad as the media is, Levin, and those like him, are even worse. They live in their own bubble, where everyone ( liberals, progressives ) who disagree with their view of America, is a socialist out to bring it down, and are out of touch even more so than the media they constantly complain about.

He ended his ridiculous rant about how it’s not the United States that has been itching for war, but Iran! It wasn’t Iran that backed out of the Iran Deal.

“The Iranians are looking for war and what do we hear from the code pink left in the media? That it’s John Bolton’s fault! That it’s the president’s fault! You’re pathetic. You’re a joke!”

Propagandists like Mark Levin parrot everything the president and this administration says as fact.

The fact is, Republicans have been itching to start a war with Iran ever since the Obama administration conceived the Iran Deal.

Mark Levin is pathetic. He’s a joke.

Posted in Mark Levin, satire/humor

Mark Levin Says Radical Left Wants To Eliminate I.C.E.- Ice Cream Enthusiasts – The Mark Levin Show

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“So now they’re against ICE! You know what ICE is? I’ll tell you what it is, in case all the liberal pukes out there who can’t wait to call in to tell me how smart they are. Well, they’re wrong! It doesn’t mean what they think it means. I’ll tell you what it means. It stands for Ice Cream Enthusiasts. That’s right, all you liberal morons! Spell it out: Ice… Cream… Enthusiasts. It’s all the people in America who love ice cream. That’s right, ice cream. The radical left aren’t satisfied with eliminating detention centers. Now they want to ban ice cream and those who enjoy it. Ice cream for God sake! Can you believe it? What’s wrong with these people, these radical socialists, these communist Democrats?! It’s the insanity of the radical left I tell you! That’s what it is. They’re insane. They hate everything that America stands for: freedom, apple pie, the flag, the national anthem, the right to trash that flag hating, Nike shoe wearing little pansy, Colin Kaepernick, and the liberal media. Will they ban all of those next? The answer is a big, fat yes! I knew this day was coming ladies and gentlemen.

“There are two things we can do with these radical leftist Democrats who want to ban ice cream. We can round them all up and ship them off to Cuba, where they’ll be very happy living in a socialist economy, or we can ship them off to Venezuela where they can riot in the streets till their hearts are content. Nobody is touching my ice cream, God damn it! Hear that all you liberal morons? Hear that, Colin Kaepernick? There’s another idiotic cause you can kneel for, depriving Americans of their ice cream, because apparently it’s now as racist as these detention centers. Venezuela! Venezuela! Venezuela! That’s right, I said it! Tell me I’m wrong!”

When told by his producer that the radical left was actually proposing eliminating ICE,  Immigration And Customs Enforcement, Levin expressed relief and replied that he hadn’t eaten lunch yet, and that his mother had packed a pint of Chunky Monkey, his favorite.

 

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Fox News Commentator Jeanine Pirro Removed From Live Show In Straight Jacket

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Late last year , Fox News commentator , Jeanine Pirro donned her Hitler uniform , calling for a cleansing of the FBI and DOJ for investigating the Trump administration.

Pirro is a former circuit court judge , and host of an hour-long , once weekly show , Justice With Judge Jeanine.

She’s the female counterpart of Mark Levin , another right-wing commentator , who is far more annoying with his nasally voice , and a face that resembles a festering boil on somebody’s nut sack.

While not as annoying as Levin , Pirro is as clueless about modern politics as her counter part , and just as offensive with her blatant dishonesty and hypocrisy.

Her show which consists mainly of shilling for the president , and complaining about the deep state and its so-called liberal media , both of which are in cahoots to destroy Americas greatest president , who hasn’t accomplished a single positive piece of legislation in his almost two years in office.

It’s clear to anyone who has observed Pirro objectively , that she lost her mind long ago , arguably during the Obama era when she often went off on rambling , hate filled , insane rants against Muslims , Obama , and Hillary Clinton.

Recently , during a segment of her show , Pirro went off the rails again , claiming that the Obama’s were attempting to turn Netflix into a socialist storehouse for his socialist agenda , and were planning to use the pretense of producing new programing to attack president Trump and his supporters.

When the producer took her aside during a short break , and calmly explained to her that she was most likely overreacting , Pirro reportedly charged at the producer.

“Jesus , it was scary ,” the producer , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Her eyes were bugged out like a chameleon , and she was screeching like a banshee. She grabbed me by the shoulders and proceeded to shake me as if I were a rag doll or something. Flecks of spittle flew from her mouth and into my face.

” Don’t you know Trump is the greatest president who ever lived , and Obama is the worst!” she screeched in my face , spraying more spittle. “Can’t you see he won’t be happy until he destroys America and undermines president Trump through the deep state?!

“She kept shaking and shaking me , spittle continuing to fly from her lips. I didn’t think she would ever stop. She was so strong it took three people to pull her off me. They held her down while someone called security. She thrashed and struggled like a mad woman , continuing to screech. We were all covered in spittle.

“Let me up!” she screamed. “I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Just as soon as they drain Jeff Sessions from the swamp! How dare you treat me this way! I’ll kill you all!”

Someone called the police , and a few minutes after that orderlies from the local psych ward arrived and carried her out kicking , and screeching , and spittle flying.

“She was admitted to the Manhattan Psychiatric Center for a few days , where she was declared sane – go figure – and was allowed to continue doing her show after a one month suspension. Again , go figure.”

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Fox Planning To Debut New Show , Alternative Facts With Kellyanne Conway

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Kellyanne Conway to host new show on Fox , Alternative Facts.

 Washington –  A new show will soon debut on Fox. It’s called Alternative Facts With Kellyanne Conway. The fair and balanced Fox News loves the new president , Donald Trump , and they love Kellyanne Conway just as much. The new show will air Friday mornings across the Fox Network , just after Fox And Friends , starting early next month.

According to producers of the new show , topics for discussion will include the size of president Trump’s inaugural attendance – which sources have claimed numbered in the hundreds of thousands – how former president Obama tapped Trump Tower phones , some sources even claiming that the Obama dogs were the real culprits , the supposed Bowling Green Massacre , and president Trump’s Muslim ban that really wasn’t a ban.

Alex Jones , King of kooks , crackpots  , wackos , and fruitcakes.

 Fans have praised  the new show as innovative , and ground breaking. “It’s a refreshing change to the liberal media bias ,” said conspiracy theorist , Alex Jones. “It’s about time someone as intelligent as Kellyanne Conway is willing to tell the truth that the liberal media under Obama wasn’t  willing to touch with a fine tooth comb , because they were his lap dogs , just like Sonny and Bo are his lap dogs. Like the tapping of the Trump Tower phones during the election. It was the Obama dogs that were the real criminals. And the Bowling Green Massacre , which really did happen , involving ACORN , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead , just as they were involved in stealing the last two elections for Obama. I can’t wait to be on her show and tell her all about it!”

Conservative wind bag , Mark Levin.

“Now that we have Donald Trump  , a real president in the White House!” Conservative screecher Mark Levin said earlier this week. “The alternative facts – the real facts – will come out! Obama and his whole family will finally be jailed for treason! We couldn’t get him on his birth certificate , we couldn’t get him on executive orders , and we couldn’t get him on Benghazi! But I am confident that we will get him on espionage! America will be outraged and shocked to learn that Obama trained his dogs Sonny and Bo Obama – who are most likely communists themselves , that’s right , I said it! Prove me wrong! – to tap president Trump’s phones! I can’t wait to be on the show!”

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The Motor City Madman reacting to the news of Kellyanne Conway getting her own show on Fox.

  No one was more excited than Ted Nugent. “When I found out Trump was the next president of the United States , I  actually crapped my pants , I was so excited ,” Ted Nugent told Gun Shots And Cum Shots magazine. His critics have charged that he did the same to avoid the Vietnam war , which Nugent claimed was nothing but liberal lies to make him look weak and spineless , something which can ‘be expected from liberals ,” he said. “When I found out Kellyanne Conway was getting her own show at Fox , my favorite channel , I crapped my pants again. I also shot my load and all eight hundred of my guns at the same time. I can’t wait to be on the show and do it again!”