Pampers Diaper Spokesman Of The Year: Charlie Kirk

https://freebeacon.com/men-of-the-year/2018-man-year-charlie-kirk/

Charlie Kirk , 25 , is the founder of Turning Point USA , or Toilet Paper USA ( as some have referred to it ) , the conservative organization that seeks to fight liberal bias on college campuses , more often than not , by making s**t up , and playing the victim.

The organization is well known for it’s protests on college campuses across America , falsely targeting left wing students and professors as Marxists and placing them on watch lists.

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In 2017 , diaper wearing members participated in a protest on the campus of Kent State University. The purpose of the protest was to prove that liberals are the real crybabies and snowflakes. How that makes any sense , is anyone’s guess. The protest back fired and the group was torched mercilessly on social media.

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The group’s former president and campus coordinator , Kaitlin Bennett , seemed to be the only one who had enough sense to be embarrassed by the whole debacle , and subsequently resigned. These days she spends much of her time embarrassing herself on twitter with asinine tweets , insulting anyone whom she perceives as left wing , and showing up at left wing protests just to intimidate liberals with her AR-10.

Unlike Bennett , and others at TPUSA , Kirk has continued to wear diapers , believing it to be the best way to own the libs. He has even written a book about his diaper wearing adventures , Wear A Diaper , Own A Lib : How I Own Liberals Everyday By Wearing Pampers Pure Brand And Other Diapers.

Kirk owned the libs in spectacular fashion at last year’s Politicon event when his pants fell down during a heated debate with the Young Turk’s Hasan Piker , revealing his favorite choice of diapers – Pampers.

Procter & Gamble , which owns the brand , among many other products , chose Kirk to be its new spokesman for 2019 , replacing last year’s spokesperson , Chrissy Teigen.

“We chose Charlie as the new spokesman of our brand , because he’s the perfect example why adults like him should be wearing diapers ,” Ariel Schmaltz , a representative for P&G told the Journal. “He’s not afraid to admit that he wears diapers , specifically Pampers , even when the libs make fun of him. It takes guts to admit you wear diapers , and not adult diapers , and for that we’re grateful. We hope to have a long and fruitful relationship with Charlie for years to come.”

Kirk stands to make 2.5 million from his endorsement , which will include commercial ads on national television , and appearances on national radio to promote his new book.

When reached for comment , Kirk told the Journal :

“I’m proud to wear Pampers. I think they’re the best brand on the market. They’re soft , and plush , and water proof. There’s no other brand like them on the market , and believe me , I’ve tried other brands. I especially like their special limited print editions. The cars and argyle designs are fine , but personally I prefer the giraffe design because they remind me of my favorite pair of jammies I had when I was a little boy. In fact , I’m wearing them now. I usually wear a size seven because they’re more comfy , and don’t chafe my delicate little bottom , and I like the fact that they’re made without harsh chemicals , which is also great for my delicate little bottom.

“My father wore Pampers , and my mother wore Pampers. It’s a tradition I’m proud to carry on , and I will continue wearing them for as long as P&G allows me to be their spokesman.

“I know that libs think it’s funny for a grown man to be wearing diapers to own them , but they can laugh all they want. The fact is , whether libs want to admit it or not , I am owning them. And I’m also laughing – all the way to bank!”

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Oh S**t! Right Wing Media Darling , Kaitlin Bennett’s Challenge To David Hogg Is Hilariously Stupid

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/06/04/oh-snap-2a-advocate-kaitlin-bennetts-challenge-to-david-hogg-is-hilariously-perfect-please-say-yes/

Twitchy is one of the dumbest conservative websites on the internet. It was started by right-wing media troll Michelle Malkin in 2012 , and sold to Salem Media in 2013.

It has a two-fold purpose : to own the libs with juvenile headlines that appeal to their equally juvenile followers , most of whom are unhinged gun fetishists , to troll liberal writers by harassing and intimidating them on social media.

Kaitlin Bennett is a conservative gun-toting activist. Earlier this year , she released a video of herself strutting around Kent State campus with an AR 10 , and then appeared on Fox News to whine that liberals were being racist by pointing out that white privilege is a thing.

Kaitlin Bennett explaining to Steve Douchey how liberals are racist for calling her a privileged white girl.

She’s the former president and campus coordinator for TPUSA at Kent State university. She was also one of the coordinators of the diaper wearing protest at Kent State , that was mocked relentlessly online , and later resigned from the organization by throwing a hissy fit.

Earlier this summer , Bennett embarrassed herself again by harassing David Hogg on twitter. Hogg is one of the Stoneman Douglas school shooting survivors and one of the leaders of March For Our Lives/Never Again. He’s been the target of a hate campaign by the pro gun movement – that includes America loving patriots such as SpongeTed Squishy Pants Nugent , Dana Loesch of the NRA , and the wonderful folks at Twitchy – that has smeared him by portraying him as a gun grabbing Nazi , and a crisis actor.

The following tweets by Kaitlin Bennett show how immature and cowardly she is to attack someone who survived a school shooting , simply because he and others like him want to do something to stop gun violence. What does Kaitlin want to do? Absolutely nothing.

I have a challenge for you David Hogg. Let’s arm wrestle. If I win , we get to keep the 2nd amendment. If you win , we turn in our guns. Deal?

When Hogg failed to respond , she came up with this hilarious gem.

It’s alright guys , the second amendment is safe.

As if it were ever in any danger to begin with.  

#david-hogg, #kaitlin-bennett, #kent-state, #stoneman-douglas, #tpusa, #twitchy

‘Owning the Libs’ Is Fun but Not Helpful, Nikki Haley Says

https://ijr.com/ijr-red/2018/07/1111337-owning-libs-not-helpful-nikki-haley/

Kaitlin Bennett , TPUSA’s diaper – wearing stunt organizer , owning the libs in epic fashion. 

 

When have Trump loving , liberal hating Republicans ever owned the libs? 

Never , really.

They make shitty arguments that often make no sense.

They troll liberals incessantly , flinging childish insults. 

They claim liberals don’t care about facts , and yet they constantly fall for fake news , conspiracy theories and misinformation. They believe anything right-wing media tells them is the gospel truth , while , without a hint of irony , scream that mainstream media – as if the garbage they call news is not mainstream – is all fake news.

When Obama was The Man , they fell for damn near every falsehood about the first black commander-in-chief that right-wing media and print could spoon feed them. He was a Muslim ; hated Israel ; hated white people ; was hostile to Christians , but played footsies with ISIS , allowing them to rage across Europe and the US ; played golf ( an unforgivable transgression ) ; took vacations ( another unforgivable transgression ) ; Benghazi! ; was a Marxist ( even though he never implemented a single Marxist policy ). And the grand falsehood of falsehoods , he was really born in Kenya and therefore not eligible to be president.

No Trump loving Republican has ever owned a lib on-line. All they do is make fools of themselves with their infantile taunts of ‘libtard’ , and ‘liberalism is a mental disorder’ with no self-awareness that this type of behavior may be indicative of a mental issue or two.

To be fair , liberals sometimes engage in the same behavior. But conservatives are obsessed with owning the libs , while liberals in general , are not obsessed with owning Republicans. They’re more interested in ideas. Ideas that are popular among the majority of Americans. Ideas that would be beneficial to people , like universal heath care , decriminalizing marijuana , a living wage for hard-working Americans.

These ideas scare the shit out of Republicans , who have no real ideas of their own , other than more guns , turning schools into prisons , and tax cuts for the wealthy , which is why they feel the urge to lash out and ridicule those on the left who actually have popular ideas , like Bernie Sanders , and Alexandria Ostacio Cortez.

When liberals talk about social issues , Republicans have only to shout Venezuela , believing they’ve scored a point , or owned the libs. They certainly believed they were ‘owning the libs’ when they literally wore diapers to protest college political correctness. But it didn’t turn out so well in their favor.

Liberals are still laughing about that one.

#alexandria-ostacio-cortez, #bernie-sanders, #diapers, #kaitlin-bennett, #tpusa