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Jeanine Pirro Goes Nuts On C-SPAN!

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Pirro’s Marco Rubio impression.

 

This past September Jeanine Pirro appeared on CSPAN, and as you probably already know, it did not go well.

The Fox News host, and former circuit court judge, has a record of making controversial statements. Whether she believes the outrageous things she says, is anyone’s guess, but they certainly are good for ratings, and her fans have responded with making Justice With Judge Jeanine, one of the highest rated on the network.

In March of this year Pirro found herself in hot water after posing the following statement:       

“Think about it. Omar wears a hijab, which according to the Quran tells women to cover up so that they won’t get molested. Is her adherence to this Islamic doctrine indicative of Sharia law, which in itself is antithetical to the Constitution?”

It earned her a condemnation and a short suspension from the network, but a few weeks later she was back to her favorite shenanigans, attacking her favorite Demon rats, and kissing the president’s rear end.

If Justice With Judge Jeanine was any indication of her appearance on C-SPAN, then viewers certainly got their money’s worth. Not to be disappointed, viewers tuned into C-SPAN’s Washington Journal to see a visibly distraught Pirro in contrast to her usual arrogant self. One caller mocked her for her suspension, while another berated her for her anti – immigrant rhetoric, as well her alleged rhetoric which may have contributed to the shooting in El Paso, Texas over the summer:

“And I think this thing about Trump making America great again. Trump is making America hate again, and it’s this hatred of races. I hear it all the time when I see, talk to Republicans and they say, ‘I went down to Texas and there are all these Mexicans speaking Spanish.’ Well, I got news for you. Those weren’t Mexicans, those were Americans. That guy that went down to El Paso to shoot Mexicans, he shot a bunch of Americans. and I’m really tired of this anti immigrant, this anti- people with- Brown- skin rhetoric coming out of Fox News and people like you, and coming from our president. It’s demeaning, it’s beneath the office. It’s beneath you. You used to be a judge. You should know better. It’s time that that stopped.”

Pirro responded by losing her chill, insisting she was not bigoted:

Pirro losing her chill.

“Look, you know what? I refuse to accept your recitation of the facts. You are dead wrong. The problem in this country is not the color of anyone, and don’t you dare accuse me of any kind of issue related to color.”

Through much of the hour, viewers saw a nervous Jeanine Pirro , constantly sipping water like Marco Rubio. However, when she was chewed out by the caller from Texas, Pirro’s smug and arrogant self returned with a vengeance.

According to witnesses, Pirro remained upset after the call had been completed. One particular witness, who asked to remain nameless, said she attempted to compliment Pirro on her Fox News show, and that was when the fireworks began.

“All I did was try to congratulate her on the success of her show, and her new book, and she went absolutely freaking nuts!” the witness told the Journal. “It’s not like I’m a big fan of hers. I’m not. I’ve seen the show a few times. I think she’s got a loose screw somewhere in that head of hers, which prevents her from seeing things like normal people do. Some people may think she’s smart, which anyone can argue is debatable. But I happen to know from personal experience, that she’s nuttier than a squirrel turd.

“It happened right after the call that got her so upset. The interview had just been completed, and Jeanine was just sitting there quietly by herself, so I had just brought her a cup of fresh water, and was about to compliment her on the new book. There was so much tension in the air that I thought I might try and lighten the mood by saying something nice.

“Congratulations on your -” I started to say as I handed her the cup. She looked up at me with a crazy look in her eyes. She seemed to be in some kind of trance, but her lips were moving as if she was trying to speak but couldn’t get the words out. Drool was forming at one corner of her mouth.

“She continued staring at me with that crazy expression, and then for a moment she shook violently, making loud chomping noises with her teeth, and all at once her expression changed from blank stare to that of a screaming banshee. I’d heard rumors that she had spent some time in a mental institution, and I wondered if her weird behavior might be related to some mental issue.

“All at once she shot up from her seat, smacking the cup of water from my hand, nearly giving me a heart attack.

” ‘I’ve had all I’m going to take, and I’m not taking anymore of this bulls**t!’ she screamed. ‘Nobody calls me a racist and gets away with it! Nobody accuses me of hating immigrants! Do you hear me?!

” ‘Excuse me? Are you speaking to me?!’ I asked her.

” ‘Yes, I’m speaking to you!’ she mocked me in a girly voice. Then she grabbed me by the hair and shook me as if I were a rag doll or something. ‘Do you hear me?!’ she screamed again. ‘I’m sick of you leftists playing the race card, and I’m putting a stop to it right now!’

“I screamed in pain, thinking, Jesus Christ, is this woman trying to kill me or what?

” ‘What are you talking about? I didn’t say anything to you! Let me go!’

“I attempted to dislodge her hold on my hair, but her grip was like a vise. ‘Shut your little pie hole, b***h! I’ll teach you to call me a racist!’

” ‘I didn’t call you a racist! You’re crazy!’

” ‘You want crazy!’ she screamed. ‘I’ll give you crazy!’

Still gripping my hair, she proceeded to lift me up like I was made of straw or something. and slammed me painfully onto the table. Immediately her hands went from my hair to my throat.

“From the moment I handed her the cup, to the moment she threw me onto the table, it all occurred in less than a minute and a half.

Oh God, I thought, I am going to die! She is going to kill me. She’s crazier than a bed bug in June! I tried to dislodge her grip, but again it was like a vise. I could barely breath. Her face was like the face of a mad woman, someone possessed; her eyes were wild and bugged out, her teeth chomping, and saliva foamed at the corners of her mouth.

“I managed to get out a strangled yelp, and as I did so I turned my head and saw one of the camera operators behind his camera filming the whole encounter! I lifted a hand pleading for his help, and as I did so, I heard someone shout, ‘What the hell is going on here?!’ and someone grabbed her from behind and dragged her off me.

“It was Steve Scully, the host of Washington Journal. He struggled with her, trying to calm her down, but she wasn’t having it. She was like a woman possessed, or maybe she had been bitten by a rabid dog sometime before the interview, who knows? I just knew it was a relief to have her off me.

“She kicked and screamed at Steve, who was attempting to get the situation under control. One moment she was attempting to strangle me, and the next she had him on the table attempting to strangle him, screaming like a wild animal as her talons closed in on his throat.

” ‘Somebody call security!’ he shouted.

“Security arrived almost immediately. They were both young muscular types, but even they were no match for Jeanine. When they attempted to lay their hands on her, she managed to throw them on the table, one on top of the other, while the four of us, Steve, the cameramen, and myself, watched helplessly as she attempted to strangle the one on top.

“She threw the second guard on the table with enough force that the one underneath uttered a painful ooooohhfff knocking the wind out of him.

“It wasn’t long before the police arrived, maybe a few minutes, but it felt a lot longer because the poor guards just could not get her under control. The guard on top had to struggle with a crazy woman who had the strength of two men, attempting to strangle him with her claws because she was either possessed or rabid, while the poor guy underneath struggled to get both of them off him, and was having no luck whatsoever.

“It took three big cops to pull Jeanine off the two guards, and even they had to struggle to do so. Her hair was disheveled, and her face was streaked with sweat and make up. They had to put her in cuffs, kicking and screaming the whole time how unfair it was that leftists were always accusing her of being a racist.

“Two men in whites coats struggled to restrain her in a straight jacket, and gave her a dose of Thorazine. As they wheeled her out on a gurney, she cried out, ‘I’m sorry, ma! Please tell them I’m a good girl. I’ll behave myself. Really I will! Don’t let them say bad things about me!’

“I would have felt sorry for her had she not tried to kill me. I had dark bruises on my neck for weeks afterward. I wanted to sue her sorry a** for the pain, discomfort and the humiliation, not to mention the doctor bill, but I couldn’t afford an attorney.

“However, the company that owned C-SPAN, did attempt to sue her not only on my behalf but also on the behalf of the security guards she had assaulted. But Jeanine settled out of court, and it will be months before I see any compensation, if any.

“It’s clear that Jeanine is bat crap crazy, and has some sort of mental issue, which had obviously been set off by the last caller. Apparently, she was also not too bright. She had no idea that the entire incident had been filmed, her assault on me, the two guards, and the host, Steve Scully. The rumors I’d heard of her visits to the psych ward, turned out to be true. She was not only bat crap crazy, but too dumb to know just how bat crap crazy she is, and I’m not going to waste my time feeling sympathy for the crazy b***h.     

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Crazy Fox News Commentator , Jeanine Pirro , Removed From Live Broadcast A Second Time In Straight Jacket

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Crazy Jeanine is back!

Just weeks after being released from a New York mental health facility , Jeanine Pirro was back to her old tricks again at Fox New , ranting about the Democrats and their deep state connections to topple the greatest president America has ever known , demonstrating to the world how bat s**t crazy she is , and that she never should have been released in the first place.

Several weeks ago , the crazy host of Justice With Judge Jeanine went off the deep end during an anti Obama/Netflix rant , in which she accused the popular streaming service of corroborating with the Obama’s to spread socialism.

This latest incident occurred on her September 15th broadcast during an unhinged rant against Dianne Feinstein and other Democrats over the alleged sexual misconduct of Republican supreme court nominee , Brett Kavanaugh.

According to eye witnesses , this incident was more disturbing than her last outburst.

“During the last couple of weeks , since that last incident , Jeanine seemed no crazier than usual ,” one witness , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Jeanine’s always been opinionated , especially about politics , even though it’s clear to anyone who is moderately well-informed , that she’s more often than not , full of s**t. And if you ever tell her she’s full of s**t , then you better watch out. Jeanine doesn’t take kindly to anyone telling her she’s full of s**t. I once made the mistake of telling her she was full of s**t, and I instantly regretted it. I won’t go into details , but suffice to say , my ears have been ringing ever since. I won’t make that mistake again!”

“Jeanine was fine until after we taped her opening statement ,” said the director of the show , who also requested anonymity. “As we were heading into break , that’s when everything literally went off the rails on a crazy train.

“You could tell she was still angry. She was absolutely fuming , muttering to herself , referring to senator Feinstein as that crazy ass bitch , under her breath. She also had this crazy , insane look in her eyes. I asked her if she was alright to continue the segment. I wanted her to at least calm down a bit before she went back on. But asking Jeanine to calm down was like asking a puppy not to pee on a carpet. When Jeanine got angry , she seldom calmed down. There was always hell to pay , and you’d best stay out of her way when she got angry. Some of us learned that lesson the hard way.

“For a moment she just stared at me, as if I had just told her to shut up. Her eyes nearly bugged from their sockets. Then her face started twitching , while making theses strange clicking sounds. Saliva drooled from the corners of her mouth.

“I’d seen these types of facial expressions in stroke victims in my younger days as a nurses aide , and I wondered if she might be having a stroke or something.

” ‘I don’t need to calm down ,’ she screamed, and then shoved me , though not hard enough to knock me over. ‘All I need is for Feinstein , and her pack of Demonrats – yes , I said Demonrats – Kamala Harris , Cory Booker , and the king Demonrat himself , Obama , all with their beady little eyes and their chomping little teeth , to stop pestering president Trump and the FBI to investigate judge Kavanaugh!’

“We had less than a minute before going back on the air , so I told her to calm down.

” ‘I don’t need to calm down!’ she screamed again. She shoved me once again , this time hard enough to knock me flat on my ass. She jumped on top of me , grabbed handfuls of her hair , and screaming in a fit of rage , pulled them out by the roots.

” ‘Don’t tell me to calm down , damn it! I can’t stand it when people tell me to calm down!’

“She was so angry I thought she might actually kill me for telling her to calm down. Drool dripped in my face.

“The moment she shoved me a second time , someone called security. He had to pull her off me. No one else wanted to go near her. She refused to calm down , so the guard was forced to restrain her in hand cuffs.

” ‘How dare you hand cuff me!’ she said. ‘Don’t you know who know who I am? I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Ask president Trump! He said so! Let me go , God damn it!’

“Security called the police. She was arrested for assault , and then once again two men from the funny farm arrived , gave her a shot of Thorazine and restrained her in a straight jacket.

“As they restrained her , she cried out , ‘Put down the rat traps , ma! The Demonrats are coming for judge Kavanaugh! We can’t let ’em get ‘im!’

“Struggling weakly and grinning like the Cheshire Cat , from the effect of the Thorazine, she cried out again , ‘Did you put out the rat traps , ma?! Put down some cheese too! That’ll teach the little bastards not to mess with the judge!’

“As I watch them carry her out , cackling like an old hen , I couldn’t help but wonder what possessed the producers of her show to allow her to continue with it. If it were up to me , I would have fired her and cancelled it after the last time. Only time will tell if they wise up and give her the boot.

I also couldn’t help thinking how ridiculous she looked in that straight jacket , with that idiotic grin , and several glaring bald spots on her scalp. I would have found it hilarious if I hadn’t found the whole thing so depressing.

“I always knew Jeanine was a little crazy , but not bat crap insane. I guess the Mueller investigation must have driven her off the deep end.”

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Fox News Commentator Jeanine Pirro Removed From Live Show In Straight Jacket

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Late last year , Fox News commentator , Jeanine Pirro donned her Hitler uniform , calling for a cleansing of the FBI and DOJ for investigating the Trump administration.

Pirro is a former circuit court judge , and host of an hour-long , once weekly show , Justice With Judge Jeanine.

She’s the female counterpart of Mark Levin , another right-wing commentator , who is far more annoying with his nasally voice , and a face that resembles a festering boil on somebody’s nut sack.

While not as annoying as Levin , Pirro is as clueless about modern politics as her counter part , and just as offensive with her blatant dishonesty and hypocrisy.

Her show which consists mainly of shilling for the president , and complaining about the deep state and its so-called liberal media , both of which are in cahoots to destroy Americas greatest president , who hasn’t accomplished a single positive piece of legislation in his almost two years in office.

It’s clear to anyone who has observed Pirro objectively , that she lost her mind long ago , arguably during the Obama era when she often went off on rambling , hate filled , insane rants against Muslims , Obama , and Hillary Clinton.

Recently , during a segment of her show , Pirro went off the rails again , claiming that the Obama’s were attempting to turn Netflix into a socialist storehouse for his socialist agenda , and were planning to use the pretense of producing new programing to attack president Trump and his supporters.

When the producer took her aside during a short break , and calmly explained to her that she was most likely overreacting , Pirro reportedly charged at the producer.

“Jesus , it was scary ,” the producer , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Her eyes were bugged out like a chameleon , and she was screeching like a banshee. She grabbed me by the shoulders and proceeded to shake me as if I were a rag doll or something. Flecks of spittle flew from her mouth and into my face.

” Don’t you know Trump is the greatest president who ever lived , and Obama is the worst!” she screeched in my face , spraying more spittle. “Can’t you see he won’t be happy until he destroys America and undermines president Trump through the deep state?!

“She kept shaking and shaking me , spittle continuing to fly from her lips. I didn’t think she would ever stop. She was so strong it took three people to pull her off me. They held her down while someone called security. She thrashed and struggled like a mad woman , continuing to screech. We were all covered in spittle.

“Let me up!” she screamed. “I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Just as soon as they drain Jeff Sessions from the swamp! How dare you treat me this way! I’ll kill you all!”

Someone called the police , and a few minutes after that orderlies from the local psych ward arrived and carried her out kicking , and screeching , and spittle flying.

“She was admitted to the Manhattan Psychiatric Center for a few days , where she was declared sane – go figure – and was allowed to continue doing her show after a one month suspension. Again , go figure.”

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Salon: “It’s time to take them out in cuffs”: Fox News’ Jeanine Pirro calls for a purge of the FBI

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An idiot only another idiot could love.

 Jeanine Pirro is the most annoying commentator on Fox News..

This past December on her crappy show Justice With Judge Jeanine , the former hack judge lost her marbles and went full fascist when she called for law enforcement officials to be ‘taken out in cuffs’, calling for a purging of law enforcement because gasp! they have the nerve to investigate Trump , who just happens to be the greatest president we’ve been blessed with. Nothing like that last guy who for eight years did nothing but take vacations and play golf.

She’s not just annoying – with a voice as grating as a finger nail scrapped across a chalk board – but dumb , arrogant , smug , self-righteous , rude , and incredibly obnoxious. This clown has blamed everything wrong in the world and America on Democrats and Obama , from Benghazi , gun violence , terrorism ( apparently he never even tried to do anything about ISIS since he was always too busy giving them flowers and candy ) , the IRS scandal , the imaginary wars on Christians and Christmas , to the Dallas police officers that were shot and killed during a BLM March in 2016.

And who can forget her comical claim that Muslim no go zones existed in Birmingham England , which she was relentlessly ridiculed over? Or her claim that Obama was somehow connected to the Rob Porter scandal?

She has said one outrageous thing after another , made one fact less claim after another , and yet she remains on the air as if she has any credibility. Her latest fascist rant about the FBI should have gotten her fired. But the people who run Fox News apparently have no standards when it comes to reporting. Like any other commentator in right wing media their commentators can say whatever they want and not face any consequences. Anyone else they complain about in the mainstream media would be held accountable and fired.

If it were the Obama administration being investigated , l have no doubt Pirro would be wearing a cheerleading out fit , with pom poms and doing cart wheels every night before her commentary.

If anyone should be taken out in cuffs it’s Jeanine Pirro. Or better yet , a straight jacket. No none will miss her , except maybe her viewers who are the only ones who believe she has any credibility.