Posted in Stupid Conservative memes

Stupid Conservative Memes #79 LL 101 Edition – “Calling President Trump Hitler Is Direspectful , But Calling Obama Hitler Was Appropriate Because He Really Was Like Hitler!”

Trump loving Republicans and their state run media ( Trump TV , Fox , Newsmax , NRATV ) and print ( Breitfart , Town Hall , World Nut Daily , Rightwing News , American Thinker , etc. ) , were convinced that Barack Obama was worse than one of histories most notorious authoritarian dictators. He was also a radical socialist , Marxist communist , and a radical , anti American Muslim who was soft on radical Islamic terrorism.

He was like Hitler in every way they said he was :

  • The Affordable Care Act , or Obama care. It’s common knowledge these days that Obama murdered millions of Americans with the death panels in the Affordable Care Act. Just like Hitler did.
  • Abortion. Did you know that Obama is also personally responsible for every abortion every woman in America has ever had? He really is like Hitler!
  • Gun Control. Like Hitler , Obama cried fake crocodile tears over the children massacred at Sandy Hook Elementary , and then confiscated every single gun in America , and in the process rounded up roughly 300 million gun owners into FEMA prison camps , where they remained until Saint Donald came along , liberated them and gave them back their guns.
  • Immigration. Obama killed more Americans during his two terms with immigration reform , just like Hitler did. Michael Savage said so , so it must be true.
  • The anti nuke Iran Deal. According to Mike Huckabee , like Hitler , Obama killed millions of Jews , personally marching them toward the Auschwitz ovens , just like Hitler did , when he allowed Iran to build nuclear weapons.
  • Executive Orders. Apparently , Obama ruled by decree with a pen and a phone , just as Hitler did.

For eight years , conservative Republicans convinced themselves they were living in a dictatorship akin to Nazi Germany. Now that their favorite reality star is president , they’re butt hurt that liberals and progressives are giving Trump the same respect they gave Obama.

Irony and hypocrisy means nothing to these morons.

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Posted in Dana Loesch

Dana And The Lap Dogs

 

 

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An unbiased , elitist , lap dog , lone beacon of truth in a sea of leftist lying libtards.

ūüćĀDana Loesch is a conservative commentator , AKA a Republican party mouth piece , gun nut , and an eager lap dog for the NRA. She’s currently employed at The Blaze , where truth supposedly lives , despite  little evidence to support this claim. Most liberals know her for the unabashed hypocrite she is , but Dana couldn’t care less about her own hypocrisy. She only cares when it’s liberals who are hypocrites.   

Recently Dana released a video accusing liberals who oppose the new president , of being terrorists. Liberals for the most part , saw it as thinly veiled threat against protesters. Others saw it for the ridiculous video it was ; it was nothing more than a mishmash of anti-liberal talking points , falsehoods , with an over abundance of hypocrisy , designed to appeal to the emotions of the sheep in her audience who will believe every word she says without question. The message : that all those who oppose the new president ( or any Republican president ) are not only unpatriotic , but enemies of freedom.     

The idea that anyone who opposes or even criticizes the current president is unpatriotic or anti-American , is not only absurd , but hypocritical. For eight years Dana and her like-minded lap dogs in the conservative media , which is every bit as main stream , and even more biased as the media she so often criticizes , did nothing but attack and criticize the last president over everything he said and did. He took too many vacations , he played too much golf. He was Hitler for health care reform , he was Hitler for executive orders. They told us he hated America and wanted to destroy it with Ebola , and yet , not one American succumbed to the virus. They told us that he was racist and hated law enforcement , over criticisms of the actions of a white police officer , and that he never attended the funerals of police officers killed in the line of duty , despite attending the services of slain police officers. They told us that he was a Muslim who sided with Muslim terrorists  , while ignoring his drone war on terror in seven different places around the world. 

Dana and her fellow lap dogs in the conservative media often claim to be the sole beacons of truth and accuracy besieged by a liberal media full of bias and lies. If they are so concerned about violence , then why haven’t they reported on the violence and intimidation against minorities since the election of the current president? Southern Poverty Law Center compiled an extensive list  of attacks. Why didn’t she mention any of these incidents in her video? Why didn’t she mention the six , predominantly black southern churches that were burned down from 2014 , to 2016? Why didn’t she mention the nine black parishioners that were gunned down by white supremacist Dylann Roof? Why didn’t she mention the murders of six Muslims outside a Canadian mosque , by Trump supporter  Alexandre Bissonette? Why didn’t she mention the Planned Parenthood shooting by radical Christian Robert Dear , that Ted Cruz claimed was done by a leftist transgender? She never mentioned any of these incidents because it was right wing violence. Violence that Conservatives will never admit to and will never own. By ignoring their own radical extremism , it enables them to continue to peddle their fantasies of a violent , Godless Left. 

Posted in alternate facts

Stupid Conservative Memes #48 How To Speak Stupid , Part 1

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… when Conservatives don’t get their way.

Liberal hating Conservatives live in an alternate reality with alternate facts , and they have their own alternate language with an alternate definition. And those alternate facts are that all liberals are evil , America hating authoritarians who want to destroy free speech. To an extent , this is true. There is a fringe minority of liberals who want to shut out Conservative speech and ideas , just as there is a fringe minority of Conservatives who are just as authoritarian and want to shut down debate. This is evident whenever liberals bring up racial profiling , or police abuse against unarmed people of color , they get accused of playing the race card , of race baiting. They’ve constructed this bullshit argument that you can’t disagree with a liberal , or Obama without being called a racist. It’s an accusation that’s designed to shut down their opponents , while pretending they are the real victims of racism at the hands of liberals.

Liberals , for the most part , will admit when they are wrong. That’s the difference between liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives like Rush Limbaugh , John Hawkins , and Mark Levin , are convinced beyond any doubt that their ‘team’ is always right , can do no wrong , and that they are the only ones who are capable of loving their country. Which is bullshit. ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†¬†

Here are twenty terms that Conservatives have constructed their own reality around.

 1) OBAMA CARE : Socialism. Government take over of health care. Socialized medicine. Worse than slavery , the holocaust , 9/11. Contains death panels. Reparations for slavery. The largest tax increase in American history. Total enslavement. 

2)¬†TAXES : ¬† Evil.¬†Government greed. Taxing the lower class … capitalism. Taxing the wealthy … socialism.

3) LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE : Communist/Marxist/socialist. Nazi. Un-American. Anti-American.  

4)¬†TERRORIST. Muslim. “Not all Muslims are terrorists , but all terrorists are Muslims.” ¬†All Muslims are guilty by default.¬†

5) WHITE TERRORIST/SHOOTER : Mentally¬†ill lone wolf. Don’t blame the white guy. Conservative wind bag Mark Levin swore up and down on his radio show , that the confederate flag had no connection to Dylann Roof’s shooting spree. That the liberal media was just making it all up.

6) CORRUPT COPS WHO SHOOT OR MURDER UN-AMRMED CIVILIANS : Victims smeared by a liberal media. Heroes.

7) UNARMED BLACK INDIVIDUALS KILLED BY BAD COPS :  Thugs.

8) BARACK OBAMA : Communist/Marxist/socialist ( because the N word is no longer appropriate ). Hates America. 

9) THE SOCIAL SAFETY NETS , i.e. , WELFARE , FOOD STAMPS , etc. : Socialism.

10) ACKNOWLEDGING RACIAL BIAS :  Race-baiting. 

  

 

Posted in Allen West, Barack Obama, satire

Proof That Obama Is Worse Than Hitler

Aviary Photo_131152420023978685Dr. Ben Carson once claimed that Obama care was comparable to slavery. With it’s proven death panels¬†,¬†the taxes patriotic Americans have been forced to pay on it , and the coverage they have lost due to the new law , has been a travesty. He was definitely¬†correct in making¬†the comparison.

  From the very beginning , the Obama administration has held America hostage with its dictatorial laws and executive orders. The constitution means nothing to them. It has been spit upon , defecated on , and ripped to shreds on a daily basis by Obama and his evil communist administration.  From Planned Parenthood , to his open and shameful support of the militant gay rights movement , to his support of a nuclear arms program for Iran , this president has shown time and time again just how much he hates America , and despises true patriotic Americans even more.

¬† “I believe that the Obama administration wants to control us all ,” Ben Carson told me in a recent interview. “I believe that it is his intent to take over the United States and make this great nation a soviet style dictatorship , and set himself up as Czar Obama. With Obama care , and same – sex marriage , we’re just¬†beginning to see¬†the tip of the iceberg of this dictatorship. And it will only get worse.”

¬†¬† My source in the White House echoed similar sentiments. “With Obama care , same – sex marriage , and now this situation with the Planned Parenthood videos , the president is behaving just like Hitler behaved in Germany during World War two ,” she said. “It won’t be long until patriotic gun loving , tea party Americans , are rounded up and thrown into concentration camps like the¬†Jews were.¬† It will definitely happen! Mark my words! We’re not crack pots and idiots , who believe this , like the communist liberals progressives think we are. It will happen. And I believe it will happen during this so – called Jade Helm 15 exercise , which is not an exercise at all , but a full-scale¬†invasion. Chuck Norris ¬†warned us this would happen. Obama has¬†a little more than a year¬†left in office. I believe he’s waiting for the last possible moment , so he can try to fool us into believing it won’t happen , so he can say , ‘I got these fools right where I want them.’ And then the crap hits the fan , and we’re all doomed.

¬† “He’s preparing for it even now as we speak ,” she continued. “Not too long ago , I witnessed a particularly disturbing incident in the Oval office , which proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is preparing for world conquest. Conservatives know that he’s a big fan of Hitler.¬† Any well-informed¬†American can see that he’s been doing so many things that Hitler did. He¬†recites Muslim prayers in the White House¬†on a daily basis¬†– he is a Muslim after all – ¬†he supports Muslim terrorists by sending them not only money , but flowers , love letters , and all kinds of goodies ,¬†via drones , and with FTD. He shreds copies of the constitution in the Oval office and laughs while he does it , like the true tyrant he is. And he shamelessly supports the evil LGBT community , which are always persecuting Christians. But thank God he won’t get away with it much longer. His reign of terror is almost over.

¬† “The other day , I saw him wearing a Nazi uniform that he bought at an auction. He also has a portrait of Hitler in the Oval office. He likes to wear it and salute the portrait when he thinks no one is looking. But he’s not fooling everybody. There are some of us who have seen him doing these disgusting things with our own eyes , and we’re not letting him get away with it.”

  And that is the purpose of this blog. To spread the truth about Obama.