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Dana Loesch : Leftist Mobs May Attempt To Beat Up MAGA Supporters And Replace Their Hats With Obama , Bernie , And Hillary Hats ,To Frame Conservatives As Violent Extremists

https://www.inquisitr.com/5131361/nra-spokeswoman-dana-loesch-suggests-supporters-will-need-to-bring-guns-to-vote/

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Dana Loesch clutching her gun , when she’s not clutching her pearls over leftist mobs.

NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch revealed earlier this week on her show on NRA TV that liberals may attempt to intimidate NRA supporters who bring their guns to the voting polls because liberals are violent.

Loesch is no stranger to controversy , or saying stupid s**t. In fact , like any troll , she seems to enjoy it. She is best known for her advocating of curb stomping journalists she perceives as biased , and her awful , fascist style videos depicting liberal protesters as angry , rampaging mobs hell-bent on destroying democracy.

Loesch also made the bizarre claim that no one on the right has done anything close to a Bernie bro style attack , like shooting up a congressional ball field or throwing rocks through someone’s windows , or attacking and assaulting someone with different campaigns.

It would appear that Dana has been living quietly under a rock , not to be aware of the many cases of right-wing lunatics who have gone on shooting sprees. Nikolas Cruz , who murdered seventeen of his fellow students at Stoneman Douglas High School earlier this year ; Dylann Roof , who shot up a church of African-American parishioners ; the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter , Robert Dear , who was inspired by anti Planned Parenthood propaganda ; the Pizzagate shooter who was inspired by anti Clinton conspiracies peddled by the likes of Alex Jones ; Amanda and Jerad Miller , both anti government wing nuts who shot three Las Vegas police officers. And this past Friday , a white supremacist killing eleven in a Jewish synagogue in Pittsburg , are several worth mentioning.

Liberals and progressives are not radicalized by their ideology to pick up AR-15’s and shoot up churches , synagogues , and public schools. The same cannot be said about conservative ideology. But tell that to a die-hard liberal hating conservative and they’ll either make up a ton of BS to prove you a lying libtard , or repeat the Steve Scalise shooting and the afore-mentioned examples as definitive proof that leftist ideology is inherently more violent. Liberal ideology is acceptance and tolerance of others , conservative ideology is the opposite.

Southern Poverty Law Center has documented hundreds of cases of members of anti government , Sovereign Citizens , and white supremacist groups committing violence , involved in mass shootings or other forms of attacks on African , Jewish , Muslim Americans , and police officers.

Dana is either being disingenuous , or is genuinely stupid. My guess would be a bit of both.

Earlier this week , Loesch appeared on Hannity to claim that liberals may attempt to beat up Trump supporters , replace their MAGA hats with Obama , Bernie , and Hillary hats , all in an effort to frame conservatives as violent.

“We know it’s liberals who are violent , Sean , not conservatives , ” Dana said. “And we’ve witnessed that violence quite a bit lately , what with the Kavanaugh hearing , when leftist mobs gathered to destroy the reputation of one man who was obviously framed by a radical feminist , and also where mobs of one to three liberals have gone into restaurants to harass Republican senators and throw out their food because they didn’t like what they were eating , or snatch the hats off the heads of Trump supporters while screaming obscenities at them , like calling them MAGAT heads or something.”

“Or put a MAGA supporters fist in their face at one of his rallies and claim that president Trump encourages violence ,” Hannity said. “Or Trump haters literally beating each other up and claiming him and his supporters are violent.”

“That’s right , Sean. But what worries me most about the leftist mob , is this disturbing trend of violence we’ve seen directed at conservatives , like the violent rhetoric that led to the shooting of Steve Scalise , Maxine Waters telling people to get in the face of Republicans , and Eric Holder telling the leftist mob to kick conservatives. This is a trend that I’ve been warning conservatives about for some time , Sean , in fact since the Steve Scalise shooting by a Bernie Bro. Things are only going to get worse with liberals becoming more and more unhinged , and I’m afraid it’s going to escalate in a final culmination of violence. I believe that in the next few weeks , leading up to , and after the mid terms , we may see liberals becoming so desperate that they may start beating Trump supporters , replace their MAGA hats with Obama , Hillary , and Bernie hats , and then blame the violence on conservatives , just as they’ve blamed the so-called MAGA bomber on president Trump and the right , so they can then say something like , look the victim was wearing a Obama , Hillary , or Bernie Bro hat , so the shooter must have been a MAGA supporter. I even said this on twitter , Sean , and it was met with some of the most vicious attacks by unhinged leftists.”

“We’ve got the tweet on-screen , ” Hannity said , “along with the hateful , vicious response from the left , with the filthy language blacked out.”

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Dems and leftist mobs are getting desperate. With mid terms coming up , leftist mobs may resort to violence. Like attempting to beat up MAGA supporters and replace their hats with Obama , Hillary , and Bernie hats , just to make conservatives look bad? Just asking. Vote Republican!
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When conservatives aren’t clutching their pearls over leftist mobs and migrant caravans , their heads are in their r**r e**s. Liberals have no interest in stealing MAGA hats from Trump supporters , much less beat them up. If there is any violence , it will be from MAGA supporters when Dems take back the House in November. Vote Justice Democrat!

“This is the kind of violent rhetoric I’m talking about , Sean. Conservatives can’t even ask a legitimate question on twitter without the leftist mob calling for their heads.”

“Shocking. Just shameful behavior. It’s just as bad as shooting a gun. They may as well just shoot us all. But about your tweet , I can understand wanting to shoot Trump supporters and blaming them to make them look violent , but why would they want to steal the MAGA hats of Trump supporters and replace them with Obama , Bernie , and Hillary Hats?”

“To frame conservatives as violent , radical extremists , Sean.”

“That makes sense ,” Hannity said. “My God. Stealing MAGA hats and replacing them with Obama , Hillary , and Bernie hats , is literally encouraging mob rule. It’s worse than the mob that gathered outside the senate the day of the Kavanaugh hearing.”

“That’s right , Sean. But what’s worse than liberals beating up Trump supporters and replacing their MAGA hats with Obama , Bernie , and Hillary hats , will be when they start showing up at Trump rallies , beat up his supporters , and replace their MAGA hats with Obama , Hillary , and Bernie hats.”

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How Obama Derangement Syndrome Turned Me Into A Patriotic Paranoid Gun Loving American

When Barack Obama was elected forty-fourth president of the United States , something strange happened. All over America , conservatives and republicans suddenly realized that something was not right with the new president.

It was not that he was a liberal democrat.

It was not that he was bi-racial , or that he was accused of being a foreigner with a strange name.

It was not that he was accused of being a socialist , a Nazi , a Marxist communist  , gay ,  atheist ,  a Muslim , or a Muslim terrorist enabler.

It was none of the above.

It was something much worse. It was a feeling of wrongness , of evil personified.

It was Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Rush Limbaugh explained it this way on a recent broadcast of his syndicated radio show :

 “Loony liberals claim that it is nothing more than fear and hatred of a black man with a foreign name. But that is not the case. Obama Derangement Syndrome is nothing more than the sudden realization that Barack Obama is evil , and wrong for America , and will ultimately take over and destroy not only this great nation , but the entire world. This is inevitable. We know for a fact that he was a student and great admirer of Saul Alinsky , as well as Bill Ayers , both of whom were radical evil communists. And communists have only one goal in mind , and that is to take over the entire world , and enslave all of mankind. And it will happen , ladies and gentlemen. Mark my words. Barack Obama is bidding his time. I believe he is waiting for the very last moment , literally , seconds before the presidency changes hands , and then when we least expect it , he will stage a coup , declare himself King Obama , take all of our guns away and throw all of us who oppose him , into Fema Camps.”

My anonymous source in the White House recently  shared her own unique perspective on Obama Derangement Syndrome.

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What every sane , patriotic gun loving American should be concerned about.

“I was a democrat for most of my life ,” she said. “I voted for Hillary Clinton in 2008.  I wanted to see her win , because I thought it was time for a woman in the White House. With the economy in the toilet due to two wars , failed policies , and countless scandals , I was fed up , as were most Americans. I thought Hillary could change all that. It was time for Bush  to go. We couldn’t take another four years of his shenanigans. Barack Obama came along and promised change for the better , for the good of the country and the economy. He promised to balance the budget , to cut the deficit , and decrease government spending. He was exactly the change that most Americans were looking for. I really believed he was the one who could do it , I believed he was the messiah we were all hoping for. I had friends that believed he was the messiah. But wishful thinking and reality don’t often go hand in hand.

“Like all presidents , he lied to get himself elected. He failed to balance the budget. He failed to decrease both the deficit and government spending , and he  lied about Obama Care when he said you can keep your coverage. He is a pathological liar. He has lied more than all other presidents combined.  Those of us who know the truth about him , know that there is no such thing as Obama Derangement Syndrome. It is simply an invention of the liberal media for those of us who know that he is evil and not to be trusted. It has absolutely nothing to do with the color of his skin , or his name. It does , however , have everything to do with the fact that he is a socialist Marxist communist , a Nazi , an atheist , a gay Muslim , and a Muslim terrorist enabler and sympathizer. And it is for these reasons that he is evil , and just plain wrong for America. And he is doing everything he can to undermine and destroy this once great nation from within. There are several ways he is doing this. He is acting like a dictator with his pen by signing a record-breaking number of executive orders , more than all presidents combined. He deliberately left Americans to die in Benghazi , lied about it , and refused to call it a terrorist attack. He used the IRS to persecute conservatives. He traded Muslim terrorists for a deserter. He continues to financially support Al Qaeda terrorists by sending them flowers , cards , and candy.  He is persecuting Christians with his support of the Nazi LGBT movement , who are in turn , persecuting Christians. He continues to apologize for Americas greatness to its enemies. He is attempting to give nuclear weapons to Iran. He is a gay Muslim , and an atheist. But his greatest crime against America , is shredding copies of the constitution in the Oval office on a daily basis , and laughing while he does it.

“I’ve always considered myself a patriotic American. But I’ve never been much of a gun lover. However , when Barack Obama became president , and I discovered that he was an evil socialist communist , Nazi , gay Muslim , and a Muslim terrorist enabler and sympathizer , I became a republican ,  learned how to use a gun , and I’ve been a patriotic gun loving American ever since.”