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Jeanine Pirro Goes Nuts On C-SPAN!

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Pirro’s Marco Rubio impression.

 

This past September Jeanine Pirro appeared on CSPAN, and as you probably already know, it did not go well.

The Fox News host, and former circuit court judge, has a record of making controversial statements. Whether she believes the outrageous things she says, is anyone’s guess, but they certainly are good for ratings, and her fans have responded with making Justice With Judge Jeanine, one of the highest rated on the network.

In March of this year Pirro found herself in hot water after posing the following statement:       

“Think about it. Omar wears a hijab, which according to the Quran tells women to cover up so that they won’t get molested. Is her adherence to this Islamic doctrine indicative of Sharia law, which in itself is antithetical to the Constitution?”

It earned her a condemnation and a short suspension from the network, but a few weeks later she was back to her favorite shenanigans, attacking her favorite Demon rats, and kissing the president’s rear end.

If Justice With Judge Jeanine was any indication of her appearance on C-SPAN, then viewers certainly got their money’s worth. Not to be disappointed, viewers tuned into C-SPAN’s Washington Journal to see a visibly distraught Pirro in contrast to her usual arrogant self. One caller mocked her for her suspension, while another berated her for her anti – immigrant rhetoric, as well her alleged rhetoric which may have contributed to the shooting in El Paso, Texas over the summer:

“And I think this thing about Trump making America great again. Trump is making America hate again, and it’s this hatred of races. I hear it all the time when I see, talk to Republicans and they say, ‘I went down to Texas and there are all these Mexicans speaking Spanish.’ Well, I got news for you. Those weren’t Mexicans, those were Americans. That guy that went down to El Paso to shoot Mexicans, he shot a bunch of Americans. and I’m really tired of this anti immigrant, this anti- people with- Brown- skin rhetoric coming out of Fox News and people like you, and coming from our president. It’s demeaning, it’s beneath the office. It’s beneath you. You used to be a judge. You should know better. It’s time that that stopped.”

Pirro responded by losing her chill, insisting she was not bigoted:

Pirro losing her chill.

“Look, you know what? I refuse to accept your recitation of the facts. You are dead wrong. The problem in this country is not the color of anyone, and don’t you dare accuse me of any kind of issue related to color.”

Through much of the hour, viewers saw a nervous Jeanine Pirro , constantly sipping water like Marco Rubio. However, when she was chewed out by the caller from Texas, Pirro’s smug and arrogant self returned with a vengeance.

According to witnesses, Pirro remained upset after the call had been completed. One particular witness, who asked to remain nameless, said she attempted to compliment Pirro on her Fox News show, and that was when the fireworks began.

“All I did was try to congratulate her on the success of her show, and her new book, and she went absolutely freaking nuts!” the witness told the Journal. “It’s not like I’m a big fan of hers. I’m not. I’ve seen the show a few times. I think she’s got a loose screw somewhere in that head of hers, which prevents her from seeing things like normal people do. Some people may think she’s smart, which anyone can argue is debatable. But I happen to know from personal experience, that she’s nuttier than a squirrel turd.

“It happened right after the call that got her so upset. The interview had just been completed, and Jeanine was just sitting there quietly by herself, so I had just brought her a cup of fresh water, and was about to compliment her on the new book. There was so much tension in the air that I thought I might try and lighten the mood by saying something nice.

“Congratulations on your -” I started to say as I handed her the cup. She looked up at me with a crazy look in her eyes. She seemed to be in some kind of trance, but her lips were moving as if she was trying to speak but couldn’t get the words out. Drool was forming at one corner of her mouth.

“She continued staring at me with that crazy expression, and then for a moment she shook violently, making loud chomping noises with her teeth, and all at once her expression changed from blank stare to that of a screaming banshee. I’d heard rumors that she had spent some time in a mental institution, and I wondered if her weird behavior might be related to some mental issue.

“All at once she shot up from her seat, smacking the cup of water from my hand, nearly giving me a heart attack.

” ‘I’ve had all I’m going to take, and I’m not taking anymore of this bulls**t!’ she screamed. ‘Nobody calls me a racist and gets away with it! Nobody accuses me of hating immigrants! Do you hear me?!

” ‘Excuse me? Are you speaking to me?!’ I asked her.

” ‘Yes, I’m speaking to you!’ she mocked me in a girly voice. Then she grabbed me by the hair and shook me as if I were a rag doll or something. ‘Do you hear me?!’ she screamed again. ‘I’m sick of you leftists playing the race card, and I’m putting a stop to it right now!’

“I screamed in pain, thinking, Jesus Christ, is this woman trying to kill me or what?

” ‘What are you talking about? I didn’t say anything to you! Let me go!’

“I attempted to dislodge her hold on my hair, but her grip was like a vise. ‘Shut your little pie hole, b***h! I’ll teach you to call me a racist!’

” ‘I didn’t call you a racist! You’re crazy!’

” ‘You want crazy!’ she screamed. ‘I’ll give you crazy!’

Still gripping my hair, she proceeded to lift me up like I was made of straw or something. and slammed me painfully onto the table. Immediately her hands went from my hair to my throat.

“From the moment I handed her the cup, to the moment she threw me onto the table, it all occurred in less than a minute and a half.

Oh God, I thought, I am going to die! She is going to kill me. She’s crazier than a bed bug in June! I tried to dislodge her grip, but again it was like a vise. I could barely breath. Her face was like the face of a mad woman, someone possessed; her eyes were wild and bugged out, her teeth chomping, and saliva foamed at the corners of her mouth.

“I managed to get out a strangled yelp, and as I did so I turned my head and saw one of the camera operators behind his camera filming the whole encounter! I lifted a hand pleading for his help, and as I did so, I heard someone shout, ‘What the hell is going on here?!’ and someone grabbed her from behind and dragged her off me.

“It was Steve Scully, the host of Washington Journal. He struggled with her, trying to calm her down, but she wasn’t having it. She was like a woman possessed, or maybe she had been bitten by a rabid dog sometime before the interview, who knows? I just knew it was a relief to have her off me.

“She kicked and screamed at Steve, who was attempting to get the situation under control. One moment she was attempting to strangle me, and the next she had him on the table attempting to strangle him, screaming like a wild animal as her talons closed in on his throat.

” ‘Somebody call security!’ he shouted.

“Security arrived almost immediately. They were both young muscular types, but even they were no match for Jeanine. When they attempted to lay their hands on her, she managed to throw them on the table, one on top of the other, while the four of us, Steve, the cameramen, and myself, watched helplessly as she attempted to strangle the one on top.

“She threw the second guard on the table with enough force that the one underneath uttered a painful ooooohhfff knocking the wind out of him.

“It wasn’t long before the police arrived, maybe a few minutes, but it felt a lot longer because the poor guards just could not get her under control. The guard on top had to struggle with a crazy woman who had the strength of two men, attempting to strangle him with her claws because she was either possessed or rabid, while the poor guy underneath struggled to get both of them off him, and was having no luck whatsoever.

“It took three big cops to pull Jeanine off the two guards, and even they had to struggle to do so. Her hair was disheveled, and her face was streaked with sweat and make up. They had to put her in cuffs, kicking and screaming the whole time how unfair it was that leftists were always accusing her of being a racist.

“Two men in whites coats struggled to restrain her in a straight jacket, and gave her a dose of Thorazine. As they wheeled her out on a gurney, she cried out, ‘I’m sorry, ma! Please tell them I’m a good girl. I’ll behave myself. Really I will! Don’t let them say bad things about me!’

“I would have felt sorry for her had she not tried to kill me. I had dark bruises on my neck for weeks afterward. I wanted to sue her sorry a** for the pain, discomfort and the humiliation, not to mention the doctor bill, but I couldn’t afford an attorney.

“However, the company that owned C-SPAN, did attempt to sue her not only on my behalf but also on the behalf of the security guards she had assaulted. But Jeanine settled out of court, and it will be months before I see any compensation, if any.

“It’s clear that Jeanine is bat crap crazy, and has some sort of mental issue, which had obviously been set off by the last caller. Apparently, she was also not too bright. She had no idea that the entire incident had been filmed, her assault on me, the two guards, and the host, Steve Scully. The rumors I’d heard of her visits to the psych ward, turned out to be true. She was not only bat crap crazy, but too dumb to know just how bat crap crazy she is, and I’m not going to waste my time feeling sympathy for the crazy b***h.     

Mark Levin On CNN’s Climate Change Town Hall: “What Is This, An Episode Of The Flintstones?!”

https://www.foxnews.com/media/mark-levin-democrats-climate-change-policies-want-to-drive-us-back-to-the-stone-age

Mark Levin warning his audience of six that the looney Democrats want to ban Frosty Freeze.

After CNN aired it’s seven hour town hall on climate change, Mark Levin complained about it on his radio show.

“The looney left is at it again, ladies and gentlemen!” he said in the irritating, nasally voice that all six of his listening audience were familiar with.

“Frosty Freeze?! We should eliminate Frosty Freeze!? Why the hell would we do that?! Frosty Freeze is one of the companies that drove the great ice cream revolution! That gave us such great flavors and not so great flavors of ice cream, like Rocky Road, Chunking Monkey, Better Butter Nuts And Bolts, Rolly Polly Chocolate, Bizarro Bacon And Banana – one of my favorites – Funky Fried Chicken Chocolate And Vanilla, Blueberry Bonkers And Bananas, Looney Lefty’s Lemon Meringue – a favorite of the looney left – Captain Crunch’s Nuts – there’s a real treat for all you looney liberals out there – Virgin Vanilla Crème, Luscious Backdoor Crème Pies Of Fun, and Randy’s Raspberry Rainbow Supreme – two favorites of the gays because they contain every color of the rainbow! Can you guess the flavors that aren’t so great?!

“They also gave us ice cream companies, some great and some not so great, like Blue Bunny, Braum’s, Haagen-Dasz, and Ben And Jerry’s – not so good, they’re Marxists, but they do make great ice cream!

“So, what’s this nonsense I hear from Democrats that we should go back to the Stone age just because they don’t like Frosty Freeze?! What is this, an episode of the Flintstone’s?!”

When he mentioned the Flintstone’s, the popular children’s cartoon theme began playing in the background.

“Very funny, Mr. Producer,” Levin said. “You’re almost as funny as they are.

“So, I ask you, ladies and gentlemen. What’s their obsession with banning ice cream and the companies that make it, for God sake?! We all love ice cream. We all live for ice cream. I scream, you scream, we all –

“What’s that, Mr. Producer?”

Mr. Producer: “I said, it’s fossil fuels. They were talking about fossil fuels, not Frosty Freeze.”

For a moment Levin’s face turned red. Then he screamed, “So what?! They’re still a bunch of morons! There, I said it!”

Posted in Fox News, Howard Kurtz, Kat Timpf

Howard Kurtz: ‘Horribly unfair’ for media to blame Trump for mass shootings | Fox News

https://www.foxnews.com/media/mass-shootings-el-paso-dayton-trump-media

Since the latest mass shootings in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio, right-wing media commentators have been falling over themselves to deflect any responsibility for the tragedies, away from the president.

On Sunday night’s Media Buzz, host Howard Kurtz decried the media’s reaction to the shootings, saying that it was unfair to place the blame on president Trump.

We just heard Beto O’Rourke saying on CNN that president Trump actually encouraged this sort of thing, with what he said after Charlottesville. And I knew this was coming. It’s the pattern after every shooting. Often it’s about gun control.

“I understand that the president’s actions and verbiage are going to be a part of this debate – but to suggest that he’s responsible, that he’s encouraging, that he’s condoning the actions of a crazed gunman, seems to me to be horribly unfair on the media’s part. Politicians can do it, they’re running for office. But should the media tolerate this?”

Has the media gone a little over the top in their accusations that Trump is to blame? Yes, and no. Yes, he shares a responsibility through the divisive language he has used, especially in regard to immigration. Is he directly responsible? Certainly not. He didn’t pick up a gun himself and pull the trigger. But his language when speaking of illegal immigrants, referring to them as criminals, and rapists, and referring to them as an invading horde that must be stopped, certainly play a partial role.

Conservative panelist Katherine Timpf claims to disagree with the language used by the president regarding immigration, but also believes it’s unfair of the media to blame him.

“Unfair is the word that I would use here,” she said, “and I say this as someone who has had problems with some of the things Trump has said about immigration in the past. I certainly do not agree with Trump on immigration.”

At a recent rally Trump asked, “How do you stop these people?” To which, someone in the audience shouted, “You shoot them!” “Only in the pan handle can you get away with that!” Trump replied.

Do conservatives like Timpf and Kurtz – whom are both considered to be intelligent – actually believe that some unhinged person was not going to hear that and not act on it? Apparently so. Conservatives who support Trump don’t seem to understand this, and obviously don’t care to.

Timpf continued: “However, I’ve seen a few columns. There’s one in the Intercept basically saying the same thing Beto is saying, that Trump is responsible for this, and that’s just insane. Obviously Trump doesn’t want to see all these people murdered. Nobody wants to see something like this. They’re crazed lunatics. And if this manifesto does turn out to be from this shooter then yes, I would definitely call it domestic terrorism, and white supremacist, anti- immigrant terrorism… but to blame president Trump, that’s just – illogical, in addition to being unfair.”

Kurtz brought up the ridiculous notion that the same level of blame could be assigned to Barack Obama concerning his rhetoric against law enforcement officers after their deaths, which he added would be wrong.

“The president has already issued a statement calling this a hateful act, and a cowardly act. At the same time I feel a sense of deja vu. During the Obama administration sometimes when police officers were killed, certain conservative commentators would go on air and say ‘Obama has blood on his hands because of his anti-law enforcement policies. Well, he did not and president Trump did not.

“It’s fair to challenge his rhetoric and handling of the immigration Issue. But to suggest that he would in any way be condoning the shooting of so many innocent people is something the media needs to be really careful about.”

Whether Kurtz is aware of it or not, he’s wrong. The same level of responsibility could not be assigned to Obama. Obama had no anti-law enforcement policies. He never engaged in anti-police rhetoric; he never stated that he hated the police, or even spoke negatively of law enforcement, despite what conservatives claimed.

He never engaged in divisive language when criticizing his political opponents. He never told his Republican counterparts – especially those of color – to go back to Africa. He never publicly referred to Republican run cities as ‘rat-infested,’ or crime ridden. He never accused Republicans who criticized his policies of being un-American. He never accused his political opponents of having sympathies to terrorist organizations.

Ironically, it was Obama who Republicans told to go back to Africa, who they accused of being un-American, of having terrorist sympathies.

Timpf brought up the media’s double standard concerning the Steve Scalise shooting.

Remember the shooting at the congressional baseball game? That guy was a Bernie supporter and nobody brought that up.”

Whether Timpf was aware of it or not, she was also wrong. It was mentioned in the media.They just never assigned blame to Bernie Sanders because he never engaged in violent rhetoric leading up to the shooting. But there were many in right-wing media who very willing to tie him to Sanders. Several of them were Fox News commentators. Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Eric Bolling, not only blamed Bernie Sanders for inspiring Hodgkinson, but the entire left.

Since the shootings occurred, the president and some of his supporters in media have been engaging in what about isms. “What about the shootings under Obama?” They have been asking. Nobody blamed him.”

As I have previously mentioned, he was blamed not only for the rash of police deaths, but also for the rash of Islamic terror attacks at home and abroad, because he wouldn’t use the politically correct term when denouncing those attacks.

Posted in Fox News, gun violence, Laura Ingraham

Ingraham calls out Dems for their reaction to mass shootings, calls for ‘healing’ | Fox News

https://www.foxnews.com/media/ingraham-calls-out-dems-for-their-reaction-to-mass-shootings-calls-for-healing

Where was the call for unity when police officers were shot and killed several years ago in Dallas, New York, and Louisiana? Was Laura Ingraham , or anyone else on Fox News – or right-wing media, for that matter – calling for both parties to come together in unity? I don’t recall any pleas for unity from conservatives when these types of events occurred when Obama was president. They were too busy playing the Obama blame game. It was always Obama’s fault, it was the fault of the Democrats, the fault of the liberals, the progressives, the liberal media, and Black Lives Matter.

Everyone and everything was to blame, but guns, and the fact that anyone in America, regardless of their mental health, can get easy access to an assault weapon.

Right-wing media was deep in their partisan bubble, repeating their laughable narrative that Obama was stoking a war on cops with “anti police sentiment” or “rhetoric,” that this alleged rhetoric was somehow partly responsible for “contributing to violence against police officers.” Glenn Beck, employed by Fox News in 2009 during the arrest of a black Harvard law professor, accused the former president of being a racist for his criticism of a white police officer in his decision to arrest Dr. Gates. That was when this long record of alleged anti- cop sentiment/rhetoric supposedly began. From that point on, the rush to blame Obama became the norm when there was a shooting during his tenure in the White House.

Of course, anyone who actually did any research into this narrative, knew it was nothing more than propaganda. All one had to do was read the transcripts of the comments and the speeches he made after each of these shooting events to realize it was a lie, a lie that was part of the right-wing agenda to smear him as unamerican. In each of these addresses, he had nothing but praise for law enforcement. But right-wing pundits frequently gave him the middle finger by pretending the opposite was true, and they were all too eager to get on Fox News and other right-wing news outlets, and make fools of themselves by repeating this bogus narrative over and over again , driving it home to their viewers, who in turn spread the bogus “Obama hates police” narrative all over social media.

“How sad that for Democrats the weekend shootings are not national tragedies to be addressed in unity, ” Ingraham said Monday. “But the final epilogue of a play they opened four years ago.

Why are we picking through the words of evil lunatics trying to connect the dots and figure it all out? Whether Inspired on the right or the left, they’re nuts. Period. What the country needs now is healing and unity.”

When police officers were shot and killed in Dallas during a Black Lives Matter march, right-wing media, Fox hosts and contributors, were not too concerned about healing and unity. When two police officers in New York were ambushed and killed by a black shooter, they were not too concerned about whether he was mentally ill or not. In both cases they were certain Obama, and Black Lives Matter were to blame, and that they both had it in for law enforcement. They were “picking through the words” of a president who they claimed had a record of “anti-police sentiment.” They were calling for the heads of Barack Obama, Bill De Blasio, and Black Lives Matter. Rudy Giuliani was touring the right-wing echo chamber repeating his embarrassing, and completely bogus “Obama hates cops” narrative, for which all the fact-checkers ripped him a new pie hole.

We’ve had four months of propaganda, starting with the president that everyone should hate the police, ” he said on Fox News.

Conservatives were not pleading for unity after these events. Nor did they care about facts. Their only concern was to politicize and assign blame, and the Barack Obama was always the chief source of that blame.

Lisa Boothe of the Washington Examiner tweeted:

“Sick to my stomach to see news of the Dallas police shooting. I wish @POTUS would seek to unite the country rather than further divide it.”

Is Lisa Boothe sick to her stomach too see that Trump is dividing the country with his anti-immigrant rhetoric? No, she’s not. Like most conservatives, she has no principles when it comes to truth and honesty, and is more than willing to place the blame at the feet of Obama and Democrats when someone is killed, but daddy Trump is not to be criticized.

John Nolte of Breitbart News tweeted:

“Racist terrorists in #Black Lives Matter know that Obama is winking at them.”

“Obama condemning what he inspired and stoked!”

David Horowitz:

Time to hold Obama accountable. This Baton Rouge blood is on his hands for inviting racist cop haters to the WH.

Joe Walsh ( former congressman ):

Cops are being killed in America because of the ugly lie by Obama and BLM that cops are racist and gunning down black men. That’s a lie!”

“This is now war! Watch out Obama! Watch out BLM punks! Real America Is coming after you!”

At no time did Obama ever incite violence against these police officers, nor did he ever call them racist. Ironically, it was Joe Walsh and other conservatives on social media who were inciting violence against a sitting president.

Congressman Steve King:

Dallas police shooting has roots in anti-white/cop events illuminated by Obama. Officer Crowley. There were others.”

After Obama came out with his statement criticizing a Cambridge, Mass police officer for arresting a black Harvard law professor on his own property, racists like Steve King lost their minds, and accused him of being prejudiced against white people, for which he was forced to hold a ridiculous “beer summit” to try and appease the snowflakes.

Keith Ablow, Former Fox News contributor and disgraced psychiatrist, on Fox News, accusing Obama of stoking racism, as he’s on a network where many of its commentators routinely stoke racial discord:

“Who takes a phone call from a president? Instead of saying, ‘I’m sorry, aren’t you the guy that started this? This is the president that inflamed racial discord in this country and put a target on the backs of American police officers.”

These comments highlight the willingness of conservatives to lie to advance the agenda of a party that portrayed a president as anything but unifying in times of tragedy.

Posted in Mark Levin

Mark Levin: ‘Have you ever seen a dumber media in your life?’ | Fox News

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mark-levin-have-you-ever-seen-a-dumber-media-in-your-life

Fox News has a host of so called journalists and commentators who routinely suck up to the president. Among them, Sean Hannity, Jeanine Pirro, and Mark Levin. These three are the absolute worst when it comes to defending the president. Each of them perfectly define the term sycophant. Nothing the president does or says can embarrass them, or make them question his mental stability.

Sean Hannity has always been an embarrassing partisan suck up to all things Republican, as has Jeanine Pirro, who is also a friend of the president, and who’s nose has been permanently clued to his rear end since his campaign.

Mark Levin, however, started as a never-Trumper, but has since become just as much of an embarrassing Trump boot licker as Hannity and Pirro.

Last month, Levin appeared on Hannity to complain about the biased media’s unfair criticism of America’s greatest president, regarding his reaction to receiving foreign intelligence on a political opponent.

Have you ever seen a dumber media in your life?” he asked Hannity. “I mean, truly a dumber media?”

As long as he’s asking, I’ll be happy to give him my answer. As crappy as corporate media is, I have seen a dumber media in my life. It’s Fox News and most of the so-called honest media on the right, especially the Trump state run media, owned and operated by Sinclair Broadcasting. When the black guy was in the White House, Fox News continued to run stories on Benghazi, and the so-called IRS scandals, neither of them real scandals , but made up controversies because they didn’t like Obama. Does Levin consider that dumb, even though the many investigative reports disproved their narrative? No, of course not. They ignored them. Levin is not interested in truth and honesty. He’s more interested in pushing his own agenda, that the FBI and the DOJ are engaged in treason for having dared investigate Trump, and anyone who went along with it, be they Democrats, liberals, or Republicans, are also traitors. This is the clown who claimed back in 2013 that the Muslim Brotherhood had infiltrated the White House. “The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government! It’s called Barack Obama! He’s not a former member, he’s a sympathizer. There, I said it! Prove me wrong!” He always screams, there, I said it, after saying something stupid, , which is ironic, since he loves to go after other mainstream news outlets for being dishonest and ridiculous. Lately he’s been calling for an investigation into his totally fabricated claim that big, bad Obama had spied on poor Donnie Trump.

From there he went into a what about the Democrats spiel, and to smearing Bernie Sanders as a Marxist, saying that he stole his ideas from Joseph Stalin’s playbook, because Mark Levin wouldn’t be Mark Levin without calling people who’s policies he disagrees with, Marxists. That’s Mark Levin in a nutshell: instead of reasonably disagreeing with your opponent on policy, call them a Marxist. And that’s what makes him such a buffoon. He has a BA in political science, but refuses to debate his political opponents on policy, and always resorts to smearing them as either communists or Marxists.

When Obama was president, Levin, who is totally not racist, criticized him for everything he said and did. Some of his criticisms were racial. According to Media Matters Levin called former president Barack Obama a low-life racist for daring to use the N word in context after the Charleston church shooting by Dylan Roof.

After the Las Vegas massacre, he linked to a report by a fake news site, according to Media Matters, and then had to delete it. He also linked to a report on Christine Blasey Ford without realizing it was the wrong Dr. Ford Media Matters. He started the unsubstantiated rumor that the Obama administration ordered a tap on the Trump Tower phones, and had said that Medicare For All would cause the deaths of senior citizens Media Matters.

Levin said it’s the mainstream liberal media that is out of touch, which is ironic. “You operate in a bubble in Washington, and in New York. You have no comprehension of what is going on in the country.”

If anyone in the media is out of touch ( and there are plenty who are ), Mark Levin is a perfect example of someone who is out of touch, and has no comprehension of what is going on. As an example of how out of touch Levin and conservative media are: a majority of Americans support a number of social policies, including Medicare for all. But Levin and others in conservative media slam them as Marxist policies that will bring economic ruin to the nation, and that’s nonsense.

As bad as the media is, Levin, and those like him, are even worse. They live in their own bubble, where everyone ( liberals, progressives ) who disagree with their view of America, is a socialist out to bring it down, and are out of touch even more so than the media they constantly complain about.

He ended his ridiculous rant about how it’s not the United States that has been itching for war, but Iran! It wasn’t Iran that backed out of the Iran Deal.

“The Iranians are looking for war and what do we hear from the code pink left in the media? That it’s John Bolton’s fault! That it’s the president’s fault! You’re pathetic. You’re a joke!”

Propagandists like Mark Levin parrot everything the president and this administration says as fact.

The fact is, Republicans have been itching to start a war with Iran ever since the Obama administration conceived the Iran Deal.

Mark Levin is pathetic. He’s a joke.

Posted in Mark Levin, satire/humor

Mark Levin Says Radical Left Wants To Eliminate I.C.E.- Ice Cream Enthusiasts – The Mark Levin Show

https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/liam-sigler/mark-levin-getting-rid-detention-centers-ice-insanity-radical-left

“So now they’re against ICE! You know what ICE is? I’ll tell you what it is, in case all the liberal pukes out there who can’t wait to call in to tell me how smart they are. Well, they’re wrong! It doesn’t mean what they think it means. I’ll tell you what it means. It stands for Ice Cream Enthusiasts. That’s right, all you liberal morons! Spell it out: Ice… Cream… Enthusiasts. It’s all the people in America who love ice cream. That’s right, ice cream. The radical left aren’t satisfied with eliminating detention centers. Now they want to ban ice cream and those who enjoy it. Ice cream for God sake! Can you believe it? What’s wrong with these people, these radical socialists, these communist Democrats?! It’s the insanity of the radical left I tell you! That’s what it is. They’re insane. They hate everything that America stands for: freedom, apple pie, the flag, the national anthem, the right to trash that flag hating, Nike shoe wearing little pansy, Colin Kaepernick, and the liberal media. Will they ban all of those next? The answer is a big, fat yes! I knew this day was coming ladies and gentlemen.

“There are two things we can do with these radical leftist Democrats who want to ban ice cream. We can round them all up and ship them off to Cuba, where they’ll be very happy living in a socialist economy, or we can ship them off to Venezuela where they can riot in the streets till their hearts are content. Nobody is touching my ice cream, God damn it! Hear that all you liberal morons? Hear that, Colin Kaepernick? There’s another idiotic cause you can kneel for, depriving Americans of their ice cream, because apparently it’s now as racist as these detention centers. Venezuela! Venezuela! Venezuela! That’s right, I said it! Tell me I’m wrong!”

When told by his producer that the radical left was actually proposing eliminating ICE,  Immigration And Customs Enforcement, Levin expressed relief and replied that he hadn’t eaten lunch yet, and that his mother had packed a pint of Chunky Monkey, his favorite.