1/ This is not your country. You gave up the right to call it your country by claiming the confederate flag is your heritage.
2/ Slavery and treason are not my heritage. If slavery and treason are your heritage , then you have no right to call yourself American or a patriot. Get the f**k out of my country!
3/ I stand with Palestine and its right to co exist peacefully with Israel.
4/ I have no blind respect for law enforcement when they abuse authority and human rights.
5/ Trump , the Republican party , and right wing mainstream media , are dividing and destroying America. They’ve been doing so for decades.
6/ Regardless of where one stands on abortion , if one considers them self pro life , and feel that abortion is murder , and want to ban it , but feel that gun violence is a way of life and nothing can be done about it , that person is most likely a conservative whose nose is permanently lodged in the president’s rear end. Pro life conservatives are anything but pro life. They’re frauds. They cry crocodile tears at the idea of an aborted fetus , but shed no real tears at the sight of children slaughtered by an AR-15. If ‘pro life’ conservatives were actually pro life , they would be fighting for the right of every American to have decent health care , they would offer more than thoughts and prayers when children and teenagers are slaughtered in public schools , they would be concerned that our government has billions every year for our so called allies , but nothing for our own citizens.
7/ I stand with the LGBT community for their right not to be discriminated against. Conservatives do not. F**k your ‘sin’ bulls**t.
8/ I don’t put my faith and trust in religion. I put my faith and trust in human beings who have compassion for those who deserve it , not the wealthy. Our only hope is each other , not religion.
Tucker Carlson is a Fox News commentator , sexist , race baiter , and a douche. He’s a co-founder and the editor in chief of the tabloid style news site , The Daily Caller.
In 2006 he appeared as a dancer on Dancing With The Stars , despite not really being a star , and in 2015 he appeared on Info Wars proving to everyone just how ridiculous he is by claiming that the Democratic party wants to execute gun owners.
From 2000 to 2005 he was at CNN where he hosted the Spin Room , which was quickly cancelled. In 2001 he was co-host of Cross Fire. He also hosted Tucker Carlson Unfiltered on PBS.
From 2005 to 2008 he was at MSNBC , where he hosted The Situation With Tucker Carlson , which was cancelled after three years.
In 2009 Carlson was hired as a Fox news contributor , made frequent appearances as a guest host on Greg Gutfeld’s unfunny satire show , Red Eye With GG , and occasionally sat in for Hannity. In 2016 he became the host of Tucker Carlson Tonight , which was a mid-season replacement for On The Record.
Recently , Carlson received criticism for a segment he did about changing racial demographics in the United States. Liberals perceived it as racist , but many conservatives came out in Carlson’s defense , complaining that Carlson had been falsely accused ( see above Townhall article ) of racism , that it was nothing more than libtard media political correctness , because libtards are the real racists. All they do is play the race card because of identity politics by supporting minority groups like Black Lives Matter , gays , transgenders , and keeping African-Americans on the Democratic plantation with bribes of food stamps and welfare so they will vote Democrat ( because helping people in time of need is somehow racist ) , as opposed to Republican voter suppression , which affects not only African , but white Americans ( which is somehow , not racist ) , and an obsession with preventing brown people from crossing the border for fear they will infiltrate America and steal everyone’s jobs , leading to the evils of multiculturalism and diversity.
On a recent episode of Carlson Tonight , Carlson told his viewers that leftist mobs were coming to lynch him.
“First it was mobs of angry , intolerant leftists , led by Colin Kaepernick , kneeling in disrespect to our troops and the American flag. Then it was the NRA’s Dana Loesch who was attacked by an intolerant mob of leftists at this years CNN town hall on gun violence , in which she barely escaped with her life. Then again , it was supreme court nominee Brett Kavanaugh who was viciously attacked by leftist mobs of gays , cross dressers , and transgenders , because they didn’t want him on the court , over the questionable testimony of Christine Blasey Ford.
“Now , yours truly is under attack from the same angry , and intolerant leftist crowd of gays , cross dressers , and transgenders. Why , you ask? Good question. I can’t think of a single reason why leftists would want me dead. It’s just in their nature. Leftists are naturally violent. All they know is violence.
“Recently , I did a segment on this show about changing racial demographics that most Americans oppose , and as a result , liberal heads exploded because they couldn’t handle the truth of what I was saying. But they also exploded in anger. After that segment aired , a mob of angry leftists showed up outside these very studios looking to lynch me. They were carrying pitch forks , nooses , tiki torches , and signs that read , Hang The Honky , He Hates Black People , Carlson Is A Sexist Pig , Let’s Roast Him – which , I assume , is what the pitch forks were for – He’s A White Nationalist , Let’s Roast Him For That Too , and Tuck The Cuck , which is absurd , since I am anything but a race traitor , nor am I espousing liberal values. Perhaps they were just making fun of me , who knows.
“Anyway , as I left this building to head home that night , I had to be escorted by security to my car. The leftist mob was waiting to harass and heckle me. They indeed had nooses , pitch forks , and tiki torches too. They chanted roast the pig , roast the Cuck , let’s have bacon and Tuck. I was afraid for my life. I knew if I didn’t get out of there , they were indeed going to roast me like a pig , eat me , and celebrate my death in an orgy of leftist mob frenzy.”
“Tucker is full of s**t ,” an anonymous source who witnessed the ‘mob’ , told the Journal. “The only mob waiting for him were four little old ladies who told him he should be ashamed of himself for being a douche and a putz. And , get this , one of them happened to be a former baby sitter of his , who grabbed him by the ear and said she was telling his mommy what a bad boy he had been.
“Tucker was so triggered by the confrontation that he started crying and begged her not to tell his mommy.”
Ten things that trigger diaper wearing conservatives …
Gun Control. The conservatives at TPUSA are so extreme in their ideology , they believe there are no liberal gun owners. To them , all liberals are the same : they just want to abolish the second amendment along with individual gun ownership. Straw manning liberals as a whole is their biggest proponent.
Barack Obama. Trump loving conservatives hate the fact that a black man was ever president of the United States. He did almost everything they loved under George Bush : he increased drone activity in seven different places around the world. He kept Gitmo open. He increased domestic spying tenfold. He deported a record number of illegal immigrants. But nothing was good enough for them : he was weak on foreign policy , he hated America , he was soft on Muslim terrorists , and he allowed illegal immigrants to cross the southern borders unchecked. Of course , he did none of that.
Criticizing Donald Trump. Progressives didn’t give a damn who criticized Obama. When Obama did something wrong , he deserved criticism , and he did dome pretty fucked up shit ( see above ). But the Obama haters never criticized him over any of the unconstitutional things he actually did. Instead , they chose to attack him for made up , ridiculous reasons , like his birth certificate , health care ( Obama care ) , abortion , racial division , the deaths of police officers , and terrorist attacks. Now that Trump is president , he’s the God-King who can do no wrong. Progressives are not blaming and criticizing him over made up nonsense. They’re criticizing him over his shitty policies , his tax cuts for the mega wealthy , pulling out of the Paris climate agreement , attacking Obama care , destroying the Iran nuclear deal , his attacks on the press , and the first amendment. But to his worst supporters who don’t care what he does , he’s the greatest president ever , even though he’s done nothing to earn that title. According to them , he’s a great success : the economy is booming ( it is , but only for the wealthy ) the middle class are getting their big tax breaks , and ISIS has been defeated! When progressives point out that none of these things are true , Trump lovers like Tomi Lahren get triggered and go on the defensive.
Free Speech For Progressives. One of the biggest straw men from the right is that liberals and progressives hate the constitution. But it’s really conservatives who hate the constitution. Conservatives have no respect for it. Free speech : when it comes to free speech , conservatives like Tomi Lahren claim to be free speech absolutists , and make a huge stink about conservatives speakers who are protested on college campuses , and yet they behave in the same way they complain that liberals do. Through groups like TPUSA , and Campus Reform , they intimidate college instructors who don’t tow the conservative point of view , and target them for harrassment. They also have their voices on hate radio , the media and in the senate ( like that whiny little bitch , Chuck Grassley ) bitching and moaning about progressives protesting , ‘encouraging mob rule’. They want ‘civility’ when they’re in control , and want liberals and progressives to just shut up , and take it. So , spare me the bullshit that liberals want to suppress free speech.
Not Standing For The Anthem. Another straw man is that liberals hate the flag , because they hate America and are unpatriotic. Liberals are unpatriotic because they hate free speech , hate the second amendment , and won’t stand up for the national anthem. But conservatives love the flag and free speech ( even as they screamed at Colin Kaepernick to get the f**k out of America and burned his jersey , and engage in the same juvenile behavior as some liberals do on college campuses ) , and they love the second amendment. You can’t be a patriotic American unless you absolutely worship the second Amendment and the NRA.
Criticizing Capitalism. Conservatives mistakenly believe we have a capitalist system. We have crony capitalism that benefits the wealthy and corporations , not the middle class.
Mainstream Media. Conservatives who rail against mainstream media will never admit that Fox News is just as mainstream as the media they whine about , and it’s even more biased. Fox News is the media arm of the Republican party. MSNBC is the media arm of the Democratic party. It’s laughable when conservatives claim that CNN is liberal media , when all they do is bend over backward to placate Republicans , and more often than not , represent both sides of an argument in a political debate.
Mocking Thoughts And Prayers. Conservatives , like those at TPUSA , are apparently too stupid to know that liberals can also be Christians , and that liberal Christians also pray. The difference between conservative Christians and liberal Christians , is that liberal Christians tend to be more tolerant and open minded , and don’t believe thoughts and prayers are an appropriate response to gun violence , as opposed to actual laws.
Progressive Patriotism. Conservatives are easily triggered by black civil rights and other progressive groups exercising their right to participate in the Democratic process of dissent. They also believe it is standing for the national anthem , and defending a Republican president from criticism , both of which in their minds , are unpatriotic. When it’s a Democratic president , no criticism is too harsh.
Victim Hood. Conservatives often claim liberals whine about everything , but conservatives have cornered the market on victim hood. From college campuses to mainstream media , conservatives are perpetual victims who just can’t catch a break.
Gina Loudon , aka Dr. Gina , is a conservative media and radio commentator. She claims to have a PhD and two Masters in psychology. But according to the Daily Beast , and The Hill she has no such degrees or any psychological training. For the moment , it would appear that her only degrees are from Cracker Jack and Trump universities.
She’s written for some of the sleaziest so-called news sites , Breitbart , and Rightwing News , and is a regular contributor to the slightly less sleazy Fox News , Town hall , and the sleaziest of the sleazy , the discredited birther conspiracy site World Nut Daily , which oddly contains the tagline , credible , where one can find a treasure trove of her lunacy.
The Encyclopedia Of American Loons has her listed at number 895 on their list of craziest wing nuts.
Once a crackpot , always a crackpot , Loudon is known for her bouts of verbal diarrhea , such as the time she went on CNN and made a fool of herself with the absurd claim that Nazis , Democrats , socialists and the KKK are all left-wing , causing liberal heads to literally explode. A common ploy among the right , to absolve their ideology of any extremism.
She first gained prominence as a full-fledged crackpot in 2014 , in a World Nut Daily article when she diagnosed former president Obama a psychopath and a dictator on a scale with Pol Pot , Hitler , and Mussolini because of Obama care , and his propensity for taking vacations and playing golf , while America , and the world , went to hell in Michelle Obama’s hand bag , under his leadership.
These days she spends her time shilling for president Trump , massaging his narcissistic ego , while blaming Obama and Democrats for Americas decline.
On a recent episode of Lou Dobbs Tonight on the Fox Business Network she said NFL protesters should have protested everything Obama did , instead of the flag.
“I’m getting tired of all this protesting , Lou. What are they even protesting? Do they know? Does anyone know? I sure don’t know. I wish someone would tell me just what it is they’re protesting. Do you know , Lou? Does Colin Kaepernick know what he’s protesting? Does anyone know? Do you know , Lou?”
Shaking his head , Lou said , “No. I haven’t got a clue what they’re protesting. Every time I see Colin Kaepernick and these other athletes kneeling and disrespecting the flag and our troops , I’m literally scratching my head and wondering the same thing myself.”
“Me too , Lou. If these guys want to protest they should protest something that actually makes sense. I mean , why weren’t they protesting when president Obama said if you like your health care you can keep it? That was a lie. Were they outraged over that? No. Were they outraged when president Obama threatened to steal everyone’s guns? That didn’t outrage them. Where were they when Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , and ACORN helped him steal the elections? Where were they during the war on Christmas? Where were they when Black Lives Matter chanted about killing cops and frying them like bacon? Where were they when president Obama was deliberately bringing Ebola into the United States? Where were they when president Obama was invading Texas? Where were they during the apology tours? Where were they when he wore that tan suit? What was up with that?! Where were they during all the executive orders? Where were they when he put Dijon mustard on a burger? Again I ask you , what was up with that?! Where were they when he wore the mom jeans , for crying out loud? Again , what was up with that?! Where were they during all of the vacations? And where were they during all the golfing? Where were they when conservatives needed them?
“Can you imagine if Colin Kaepernick , or any of these other football players who are kneeling , had knelt in front of the White House to protest all of the awful things I just mentioned , with a sign that said something like , I’m not going to stand for a president who spends all of his time on the golf course , vacations every other day , and wears mom jeans. I want a president who’s a real man , damn it!? Conservatives would have really respected him , Lou.
“Anyway , the list goes on and on , Lou , why NFL players should be outraged. But they’re outraged for the wrong reason , which is they don’t even know why , so they should just shut the you know what up and play football , or play tiddlywinks or something. At least that would be more entertaining.”
First they wore diapers on college campuses to protest safe spaces. Then they smashed their Keurig coffee machines to protest the company pulling it’s ads over Sean Hannity’s support of child molester Roy Moore.
This summer when Nike chose Colin Kaepernick as the face of their new ad campaign , Believe In Something , Even If It Means Sacrificing Everything , conservatives posted photos and videos of themselves on social media burning their Nike apparel to show how butt hurt they were that the popular sports outfit had the nerve to feature a mediocre , pansy , flag hating football player as their spokesman.
It seems to be a popular trend among conservatives these days. When someone disagrees with you , namely libtards , throw a tantrum by boycotting , which includes smashing , burning , and destroying anything that doesn’t support the conservative cause or agenda , and some conservatives are all too eager and happy to do just that , and then without a hint of irony , claim it is libtards who are snowflakes.
Conservative actor , Kevin Sorbo , who had previously starred in the mediocre television series , Hercules The Legendary Journeys , and the equally mediocre films , God’s Not Dead , and Let Their Be Light , recently got his feelings butt hurt by the new Nike ad. He got so butt hurt that he returned a pair of Nike’s because they hurt his sensitive feet when standing for the anthem.
In an interview with the Journal , Sorbo said , “I cried when I saw the ad. I literally cried. I couldn’t believe they were using this whiny , crybaby , flag hating little pansy as their new spokesman. I cried so hard and so long my eyes were almost puffed shut , and strings of disgusting snot were hanging from both nostrils. I felt so disgusted with myself. I felt like a two-year old throwing a fit , but I couldn’t help myself. My wife came into the bathroom , and saw me rolling around on the floor with my pants around my ankles. I had been sitting on the john reading the paper when I saw the ad.
‘ “What’s wrong with you?’ she said. There was disgust in her voice. I wasn’t sure if it was because of the smell or that I was on the floor with my pants down , or both. I told her that Nike had chosen that pansy , flag hating crybaby for their new ad campaign. She said , ‘Jesus Christ , Kevin , you sound like a snowflake. Get up and pull your pants up! What are you , a liberal?’
‘ “No , I’m a conservative , ‘ I said.
“When she said that , I realized I was acting like your typical liberal , a whiny sensitive crybaby who gets easily offended at anything and everything. She was telling me to be a man and do something constructive instead of acting like a liberal snowflake , which is so unbecoming for a conservative. So , I pulled my pants up , wiped my nose , took my pair of Nike’s back for a refund , and told them that they hurt my feet whenever I stand for the anthem ( it was really because of that pansy flag hater ). Then I got on Facebook and told my followers all about it ( minus the bathroom part ) and said that Colin Kaepernick failed at sports , and sucked as a football player. That’s how a conservative responds.”