Posted in Stupid Conservative memes

Stupid Conservative Memes #82_Libs Are Snowflakes, Even Though Conservatives Have Actually Worn Diapers Who Always Soil Themselves Over Liberal Opinions And Ideas

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Pictured above : how mature conservatives reacted when Colin Kaepernick took a knee. They didn’t get angry, upset, cry, curse, burn his jersey, or send him death threats.

Everyone knows liberals are nothing but crybabies, who take offense at the slightest micro aggression, while conservatives are just the opposite. Below are a number of examples where conservatives have read liberal opinions without getting angry, upset, crying, cursing, unfriending, reporting, or otherwise acting like big babies :

    • Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem to silently protest police brutality against people of color. No conservative howled and screamed bloody murder, called him unpatriotic, burned his jersey, called him names, or accused him of disrespecting the flag, America, the sacred troops, or threatened to kill him.
    • A certain shoe company hired him as a spokesperson for their Just Do It campaign. Conservatives calmly and respectfully disagreed with the shoe company’s decision. No conservatives filmed themselves burning their Nikes and uploaded them to YouTube for all the world to see. Nor did a single conservative call for a boycott, or return their Nikes for a refund because their precious feelings were more hurt than their feet.
    • Keurig decided to pull ads from Hannity over his support of Roy Moore. Absolutely no conservatives in America, or the Fox News audience for that matter, filmed themselves smashing their coffee makers in fits of anger.
    • Anti LGBT bigot Kim Davis was jailed for contempt  of court orders to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples. Not one conservative cried about how she was being persecuted by the liberal media and the militant gays. No Republican politicians appeared on Fox News to whine about judicial tyranny. They were completely OK with it.
    • The Boy Scouts Of America announced they would allow females to join. Liberals either didn’t really care one way or another, or welcomed it. Conservatives had a slightly different opinion. Besides acting totally mature about it, the general consensus was that the Boy Scouts were waging a war against masculinity, and liberals were acting like snowflakes for allowing it to happen.
    • The popular coffee company, Starbucks, announced they would hire thousands of immigrants. Conservatives took to social media to not to complain, or call for a boycott, but simply to suggest that Starbucks hire veterans instead of filthy brown people.
    • Been And Jerry’s came out with a statement in support of Black Lives Matter. The Blue Lives, and All Lives Matter crowd, who are totally OK with black people speaking out about police brutality and racism, declared they would continue eating the popular chain’s ice cream, even though B & J pushed a narrative about racism in law enforcement – which conservatives know there totally is not, it’s nothing but a liberal lie – instead of admitting that they really hate white people and law enforcement.
    •  To demonstrate their maturity when it comes to liberal ideas, conservatives such as members of TPUSA never actually wore diapers on college campuses to own the libs. Liberals misinterpreted the whole thing. It was meant to be a metaphorical display of how liberals are the real crybabies. 
    • Ilhan Omar had the nerve to criticize AIPAC, the Jewish lobby’s influence on the U.S. government. Conservatives ( including the president ) in the media and online, reacted calmly by totally accepting her opinion, instead of smearing her as an anti Semite, and a terrorist, or send her death threats.
  •  When Alexandria Ocasio Cortez proposed a new green energy resolution, conservatives didn’t scream socialism, get angry or cry that it was the end of the free world, or that she was going to ban cows, their farts, and outlaw hamburgers. 

These are just a few examples where conservatives have demonstrated how wonderfully superior they are to liberals in every way, and never act like big babies, as liberals always do.

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Posted in Gina Loudon, satire/humor

Trump Media Advisory Board Member , Dr. Gina , Tells Lou Dobbs That NFL Protesters Should Have Protested Everything Obama Did , Not The National Anthem

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/08/10/trump-media-advisory-board-member-tells-lou-dobbs-protesting-nfl-athletes-should-shut-and-play-ball/220971

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Gina Loudon : “NFL players are too dumb to know why they’re protesting.”

Gina Loudon , aka Dr. Gina , is a conservative media and radio commentator. She claims to have a PhD and two Masters in psychology. But according to the Daily Beast , and The Hill she has no such degrees or any psychological training. For the moment , it would appear that her only degrees are from Cracker Jack and Trump universities.

She’s written for some of the sleaziest so-called news sites , Breitbart , and Rightwing News , and is a regular contributor to the slightly less sleazy Fox News , Town hall , and the sleaziest of the sleazy , the discredited birther conspiracy site World Nut Daily , which oddly contains the tagline , credible , where one can find a treasure trove of her lunacy.

The Encyclopedia Of American Loons has her listed at number 895 on their list of craziest wing nuts.

Once a crackpot , always a crackpot , Loudon is known for her bouts of verbal diarrhea , such as the time she went on CNN and made a fool of herself with the absurd claim that Nazis , Democrats , socialists and the KKK are all left-wing , causing liberal heads to literally explode. A common ploy among the right , to absolve their ideology of any extremism.

She first gained prominence as a full-fledged crackpot in 2014 , in a World Nut Daily article when she diagnosed former president Obama a psychopath and a dictator on a scale with Pol Pot , Hitler , and Mussolini because of Obama care , and his propensity for taking vacations and playing golf , while America , and the world , went to hell in Michelle Obama’s hand bag , under his leadership.

These days she spends her time shilling for president Trump , massaging his narcissistic ego , while blaming Obama and Democrats for Americas decline.

On a recent episode of Lou Dobbs Tonight on the Fox Business Network she said NFL protesters should have protested everything Obama did , instead of the flag.

“I’m getting tired of all this protesting , Lou. What are they even protesting? Do they know? Does anyone know? I sure don’t know. I wish someone would tell me just what it is they’re protesting. Do you know , Lou? Does Colin Kaepernick know what he’s protesting? Does anyone know? Do you know , Lou?”

Shaking his head , Lou said , “No. I haven’t got a clue what they’re protesting. Every time I see Colin Kaepernick and these other athletes kneeling and disrespecting the flag and our troops , I’m literally scratching my head and wondering the same thing myself.”

“Me too , Lou. If these guys want to protest they should protest something that actually makes sense. I mean , why weren’t they protesting when president Obama said if you like your health care you can keep it? That was a lie. Were they outraged over that? No. Were they outraged when president Obama threatened to steal everyone’s guns? That didn’t outrage them. Where were they when Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , and ACORN helped him steal the elections? Where were they during the war on Christmas? Where were they when Black Lives Matter chanted about killing cops and frying them like bacon? Where were they when president Obama was deliberately bringing Ebola into the United States? Where were they when president Obama was invading Texas? Where were they during the apology tours? Where were they when he wore that tan suit? What was up with that?! Where were they during all the executive orders? Where were they when he put Dijon mustard on a burger? Again I ask you , what was up with that?! Where were they when he wore the mom jeans , for crying out loud? Again , what was up with that?! Where were they during all of the vacations? And where were they during all the golfing? Where were they when conservatives needed them?

“Can you imagine if Colin Kaepernick , or any of these other football players who are kneeling , had knelt in front of the White House to protest all of the awful things I just mentioned , with a sign that said something like , I’m not going to stand for a president who spends all of his time on the golf course , vacations every other day , and wears mom jeans. I want a president who’s a real man , damn it!? Conservatives would have really respected him , Lou.

“Anyway , the list goes on and on , Lou , why NFL players should be outraged. But they’re outraged for the wrong reason , which is they don’t even know why , so they should just shut the you know what up and play football , or play tiddlywinks or something. At least that would be more entertaining.”

Posted in Libtard Bias, satire/humor

Tired of liberal bias on social media platforms? Donald Trump Jr. may have a solution | TheBlaze

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/08/30/tired-of-liberal-bias-on-social-media-platforms-donald-trump-jr-may-have-a-solution

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