NRA Spokesperson Dana Loesch , On Hannity : Gun Confiscation Will Cause Mass Spoonings

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“When the left succeeds in banning guns , then they’ll come for our spoons.”

Dana Loesch is a conservative radio and media commentator , and NRA spokesperson. According to her Wikipedia page , she is the current special assistant to the executive vice president for public relations for the NRA , a position she has held since 2017.

She is listed at number 888 in the Encyclopedia Of American Loons.

Before becoming an NRA spokesperson , she hosted the daily show , Dana , at Glenn Beck’s The Blaze , from 2014 to late 2017.

She’s previously written for Breibart’s Big Journalism , and was employed briefly at CNN , but was released for questionable behavior. Since 2008 she’s been the host of the Dana Radio Show , The Conservative Alternative.

She is known for making controversial statements , such as the time she said how cool it would be to drop her trousers to urinate on the bodies of dead Taliban soldiers. Other controversies include , attacking mainstream media journalists as ‘rat bastards of the earth’ , and ‘a boil on the backside of American politics’ , and should be ‘curbed stomped’ for dishonesty in reporting ( apparently , Dana , and her cronies over at Fox News , and NRA TV are lone beacons of truth , honesty , and accuracy in media ) ; claiming that spoons can be classified as assault weapons ; accusing liberals of marching in lock step with terrorists , after the 2016 Inland Empire shooting spree , labeling them the Godless Left for having the audacity to mock thoughts and prayers of cowardly politicians ; attacking the New York Times for its dishonesty and mediocrity ( again with no self-awareness of her own faults ) ; accusing mainstream media of loving mass shootings after the Marjory Stoneman Douglas school shooting , and claiming that hordes of angry leftists attempted to stone her at a CNN town hall meeting in which she barely escaped alive.

On a recent episode of Hannity , Dana doubled down on her analogy that a spoon can be used as an assault weapon. They were talking about gun control , and how the March For Our Loves activists were being used by the Left to advance their gun confiscation agenda.

“You know , Sean ,” she said , “this whole March For Our Lives nonsense smells of Obama and the Democrats. We know they hate guns and will stop at nothing to make sure that every single gun in America is confiscated.”

Sean Hannity : “What are you saying , Dana? Are you saying that the whole thing , that the shooting was a false flag , a staged event to take away guns?”

“No , Sean , that not what I’m saying at all. I’m saying that the March For Our Lives are probably being manipulated by Obama and the Dems. I wouldn’t doubt for a minute that this so-called movement was Obama’s idea. I don’t doubt that he put them up to it. He couldn’t confiscate guns when he was president , so he’s hoping that they’ll be the ones to make his dream come true.”

Sean Hannity : “Good point , Dana. But for a moment there , I thought you might straying into Alex Jones territory.”

Dana , smiling , said ,”Alex Jones is a crackpot , Sean. I’m not. But I’ll tell you something that’s not so crazy. People are killed by cars every year , but nobody talks about banning cars. People are killed by trains every year and nobody talks about banning trains. People are killed by dangerous drugs every year , including marijuana , and nobody talks about banning drugs , including marijuana. Video games kill people every year , and nobody talks about banning video games. The point I’m trying to make here , Sean , is that people are killed by a million things every year , and it’s stupid to want to ban everything.

“You know , Sean , a few years back when I suggested that a spoon could be used as an assault weapon , the mainstream media thought it was a joke. They thought I was a joke. But they’re the joke , because I was right. I’m a gun expert. And because I’m a gun expert , that makes me a spoon expert. So , believe me when I say a spoon really can be used as an weapon to murder people. They also thought it was a big deal when I said that they love mass shootings because it boosts their ratings.”

Hannity : “Yeah , liberal heads literally exploded. Kapow!”

“That’s right , Sean. But what I should have said was they love mass spoonings , because that’s what’s going to happen if the Parkland students , Democrats , and Obama get their way and ban the second amendment. We’re going to see an epidemic of mass spoonings the likes of which we’ve never seen , because there won’t be anymore guns , and when enough people have been killed by spoons , the left will demand background checks on spoon purchases , and then they will march to ban spoons and other kitchen utensils.”

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Trump Media Advisory Board Member , Dr. Gina , Tells Lou Dobbs That NFL Protesters Should Have Protested Everything Obama Did , Not The National Anthem

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/08/10/trump-media-advisory-board-member-tells-lou-dobbs-protesting-nfl-athletes-should-shut-and-play-ball/220971

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Gina Loudon : “NFL players are too dumb to know why they’re protesting.”

Gina Loudon , aka Dr. Gina , is a conservative media and radio commentator. She claims to have a PhD and two Masters in psychology. But according to the Daily Beast , and The Hill she has no such degrees or any psychological training. For the moment , it would appear that her only degrees are from Cracker Jack and Trump universities.

She’s written for some of the sleaziest so-called news sites , Breitbart , and Rightwing News , and is a regular contributor to the slightly less sleazy Fox News , Town hall , and the sleaziest of the sleazy , the discredited birther conspiracy site World Nut Daily , which oddly contains the tagline , credible , where one can find a treasure trove of her lunacy.

The Encyclopedia Of American Loons has her listed at number 895 on their list of craziest wing nuts.

Once a crackpot , always a crackpot , Loudon is known for her bouts of verbal diarrhea , such as the time she went on CNN and made a fool of herself with the absurd claim that Nazis , Democrats , socialists and the KKK are all left-wing , causing liberal heads to literally explode. A common ploy among the right , to absolve their ideology of any extremism.

She first gained prominence as a full-fledged crackpot in 2014 , in a World Nut Daily article when she diagnosed former president Obama a psychopath and a dictator on a scale with Pol Pot , Hitler , and Mussolini because of Obama care , and his propensity for taking vacations and playing golf , while America , and the world , went to hell in Michelle Obama’s hand bag , under his leadership.

These days she spends her time shilling for president Trump , massaging his narcissistic ego , while blaming Obama and Democrats for Americas decline.

On a recent episode of Lou Dobbs Tonight on the Fox Business Network she said NFL protesters should have protested everything Obama did , instead of the flag.

“I’m getting tired of all this protesting , Lou. What are they even protesting? Do they know? Does anyone know? I sure don’t know. I wish someone would tell me just what it is they’re protesting. Do you know , Lou? Does Colin Kaepernick know what he’s protesting? Does anyone know? Do you know , Lou?”

Shaking his head , Lou said , “No. I haven’t got a clue what they’re protesting. Every time I see Colin Kaepernick and these other athletes kneeling and disrespecting the flag and our troops , I’m literally scratching my head and wondering the same thing myself.”

“Me too , Lou. If these guys want to protest they should protest something that actually makes sense. I mean , why weren’t they protesting when president Obama said if you like your health care you can keep it? That was a lie. Were they outraged over that? No. Were they outraged when president Obama threatened to steal everyone’s guns? That didn’t outrage them. Where were they when Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , and ACORN helped him steal the elections? Where were they during the war on Christmas? Where were they when Black Lives Matter chanted about killing cops and frying them like bacon? Where were they when president Obama was deliberately bringing Ebola into the United States? Where were they when president Obama was invading Texas? Where were they during the apology tours? Where were they when he wore that tan suit? What was up with that?! Where were they during all the executive orders? Where were they when he put Dijon mustard on a burger? Again I ask you , what was up with that?! Where were they when he wore the mom jeans , for crying out loud? Again , what was up with that?! Where were they during all of the vacations? And where were they during all the golfing? Where were they when conservatives needed them?

“Can you imagine if Colin Kaepernick , or any of these other football players who are kneeling , had knelt in front of the White House to protest all of the awful things I just mentioned , with a sign that said something like , I’m not going to stand for a president who spends all of his time on the golf course , vacations every other day , and wears mom jeans. I want a president who’s a real man , damn it!? Conservatives would have really respected him , Lou.

“Anyway , the list goes on and on , Lou , why NFL players should be outraged. But they’re outraged for the wrong reason , which is they don’t even know why , so they should just shut the you know what up and play football , or play tiddlywinks or something. At least that would be more entertaining.”

Mediocre Christian actor Kevin Sorbo returns Nikes Because They Hurt His Feelings| TheBlaze

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/09/11/christian-actor-kevin-sorbo-returns-nikes-they-hurt-my-feet-when-i-stand-for-the-national-anthem

Hercules returns his Nike’s because they hurt his feelings , but he’s no snowflake like those pansy liberals.

First they wore diapers on college campuses to protest safe spaces. Then they smashed their Keurig coffee machines to protest the company pulling it’s ads over Sean Hannity’s support of child molester Roy Moore.

This summer when Nike chose Colin Kaepernick as the face of their new ad campaign , Believe In Something , Even If It Means Sacrificing Everything , conservatives posted photos and videos of themselves on social media burning their Nike apparel to show how butt hurt they were that the popular sports outfit had the nerve to feature a mediocre , pansy , flag hating football player as their spokesman.

It seems to be a popular trend among conservatives these days. When someone disagrees with you , namely libtards , throw a tantrum by boycotting , which includes smashing , burning , and destroying anything that doesn’t support the conservative cause or agenda , and some conservatives are all too eager and happy to do just that , and then without a hint of irony , claim it is libtards who are snowflakes.

Conservative actor , Kevin Sorbo , who had previously starred in the mediocre television series , Hercules The Legendary Journeys , and the equally mediocre films , God’s Not Dead , and Let Their Be Light , recently got his feelings butt hurt by the new Nike ad. He got so butt hurt that he returned a pair of Nike’s because they hurt his sensitive feet when standing for the anthem.

In an interview with the Journal , Sorbo said , “I cried when I saw the ad. I literally cried. I couldn’t believe they were using this whiny , crybaby , flag hating little pansy as their new spokesman. I cried so hard and so long my eyes were almost puffed shut , and strings of disgusting snot were hanging from both nostrils. I felt so disgusted with myself. I felt like a two-year old throwing a fit , but I couldn’t help myself. My wife came into the bathroom , and saw me rolling around on the floor with my pants around my ankles. I had been sitting on the john reading the paper when I saw the ad.

‘ “What’s wrong with you?’ she said. There was disgust in her voice. I wasn’t sure if it was because of the smell or that I was on the floor with my pants down , or both. I told her that Nike had chosen that pansy , flag hating crybaby for their new ad campaign. She said , ‘Jesus Christ , Kevin , you sound like a snowflake. Get up and pull your pants up! What are you , a liberal?’

‘ “No , I’m a conservative , ‘ I said.

“When she said that , I realized I was acting like your typical liberal , a whiny sensitive crybaby who gets easily offended at anything and everything. She was telling me to be a man and do something constructive instead of acting like a liberal snowflake , which is so unbecoming for a conservative. So , I pulled my pants up , wiped my nose , took my pair of Nike’s back for a refund , and told them that they hurt my feet whenever I stand for the anthem ( it was really because of that pansy flag hater ). Then I got on Facebook and told my followers all about it ( minus the bathroom part ) and said that Colin Kaepernick failed at sports , and sucked as a football player. That’s how a conservative responds.”

Tired of liberal bias on social media platforms? Donald Trump Jr. may have a solution | TheBlaze

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/08/30/tired-of-liberal-bias-on-social-media-platforms-donald-trump-jr-may-have-a-solution

Trumpbook. The only good bias is conservative bias. 👍

Are you tired of liberal bias in the lame stream liberal media?

Are you tired of the liberal media criticizing and attacking the president for no reason?

Are you tired of college campuses and their liberal bias?

Are you tired of minorities complaining all the time?

Are you tired of that pansy libtard Colin Kaepernick disrespecting the flag and the troops?

Are you tired of libtards protecting illegal immigrant criminals?

Are you tired of Democrats playing identity politics?

Are you tired of gay libtards wanting Christian bakers to make cakes for them?

Are you tired of Black Lives Matter calling for the death of cops and white people , with their chants of , ‘What do we want? Dead cops and white people!?’

Are you tired of libtards laughing at you when you try to own them , like the time you wore diapers at Kent State , or when you burned your Nike shoes to protest that pansy flag hater?

Are you tired of being censored by YouTube , Facebook and everything else just because you’re conservative?

Are you tired of that radical Muslim speaking all the time?

Are you tired of the libtard Parkland teens wanting to take your guns , and wish they would just shut the f**k up?

Are you tired of the libtard CNN , MSNBC and their fake news?

Are you tired of the libtard socialist Democrats trying to turn America into another Venezuela?

Are you tired of libtards calling you racist because you might have questioned that radical Marxist Muslims birth certificate?

Are you tired of libtards calling Trump racist because he might have questioned that radical Marxists Muslims birth certificate?

Are you tired of libtards always playing the victim?

Are you tired of libtards calling you a snowflake because you criticize libtards for being snowflakes?

Are you tired of that radical Marxist Muslim running the deep state?

Are you tired of libtards claiming there was never a war on Christmas?

Are you tired of libtards claiming there was never a war on religious freedom?

Are you tired of libtards claiming there was never a war on cops?

Are you tired of hearing Benghazi wasn’t really a scandal because of all of the investigations , and that Bush had thirteen Benghazi’s of his own?

Are you tired of hearing Fast And Furious was a fake scandal made up by paranoid right-wing media just so that radical Marxist Muslim could have an excuse to take everyone’s guns away?

Are you tired of hearing that radical Marxist Muslim didn’t sign more executive orders than Bush?

Are you tired of hearing that radical Marxist Muslim took less vacations than Bush?

Are you tired of hearing that radical Marxist Muslim really didn’t really golf that much?

If you answered yes to one , a few , or even all of these questions , Donald Trump Jr. has the perfect solution! It’s called Trumpbook. It’s the conservative version of Facebook , but without all of the lame libtard bias. On Trumpbook conservatives can post anything they want about libtards , Demonrats , Obummer , the Clinton’s , and Black Lives Matter , without being challenged , criticized or called racist , because no libtards are allowed! So, join Trumpbook today and start owning those libtards!

How Barack Obama Ruined America And Was The Worst President Ever … Part 3

Conservative sleuth John Hawkins continues his exclusive.

If you dislike Barack Obama as much as I do , then you know for a fact he was the worst American president , from his Marxist policies like Obama care , to giving away free stuff like Obama phones , and other free goodies to keep people on the Democratic plantation.

You can argue until you’re blue in the face , but you will never convince a liberal that he is a commie , Marxist , gay Muslim , and the worst president ever. Because they’re commie , Marxist , gay Muslims themselves.

The following are five more ways Obama ruined America and was the worst president ever.

1) Tee Gate : This scandal is closely linked to Golf Gate , because it demonstrates just how insensitive Obama is , having the audacity of hope to golf while America was in an economic s**t hole and everyone but liberals were living in the poorhouse. They were literally all crammed into homeless shelters , forced to watch Obama on big screen TVs reading from from a teleprompter telling everyone just how great the economy was.

In 2009 Obama deliberately missed a shot just to rub it in the faces of conservatives. It was his Marxist way of saying conservatives are stupid enough to believe the economy is in great shape.

2) Sunny Gate : In 2013 , Sunny Obama , the Obama dog ( who is also a Marxist like her parents ) attempted to kill little Ashtyn Gardner , a guest at the annual White House Christmas party. The Looney liberal media tried to spin it as an accident , but conservatives know what it was really all about. Her parents were conservatives and didn’t like Obama. He knew this and ordered Sunny to push her into the tree.

3) Bike Gate : Almost as bad as golfing were all the times that Obama went bike riding. Looney liberals think these were just harmless outings with his family , showing how ordinary he was. But Obama was anything but ordinary. They were actually covers for what they really were. Obama was smuggling drugs to Mexican drug cartels through thousands of bicycles.

4) Teleprompter Gate : Obama was rumored to be a Harvard law graduate , but was actually so inept he couldn’t speak without a teleprompter. Whenever he would attempt to do so , he would fart nervously and blame it on one of the family dogs. Usually , Bo would get most of the blame.

5) Umbrella Gate : He also couldn’t use an umbrella if his life depended on it. Whenever he would attempt to do so , he would fumble with it for several minutes and eventually always manage to close it around his head , snagging his ears in the process.

And there you have it once again. Five more reasons Obama ruined America and was the worst president ever.

Stupid Conservative Memes#72 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

These liberal logic memes are always so amusing. Not that they’re actually funny. They’re not. They’re stupid as hell which makes them so amusing.

What’s even more amusing , is that there are actual conservatives who have drunk enough kool-aid to believe liberals are the intolerant group , and are the real bigots and racists. They’re the intolerant group because they don’t tolerate ‘different ideas and beliefs.’ In other words , liberals must tolerate the intolerance of the anti gay bigots , or they themselves are intolerant. Which is nonsense. Liberals don’t have to tolerate intolerance to be tolerant.

This particular meme suggests that a typical liberal will blindly follow the Democratic party line without question. And that they believe the book 1984 is an instruction manual. Suggesting that they are unable to think for themselves.

If there is one particular group that doesn’t think for itself , that blindly follows without question , it would be the conservatives who are too far gone ( the true cool aid drinkers ). They never question their own ideology. It’s ingrained into their brains : Conservatives good. Liberals bad. They believe everything they read and hear about Obama and Hillary Clinton : Obama bad. Clinton bad. They believe every conspiracy theory ever written about them both , no matter how insane they are. This is the group that believes that liberals are communists , Obama is either a radical Muslim , or a radical far left Marxist , or both. This is the group that actually believes the Democratic party policy platform is the same as the 1930’s Nazi party , and that they’re also Marxists. This is how far gone they are , and they believe liberals are insane.

Fox News Commentator Jeanine Pirro Removed From Live Show In Straight Jacket

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Late last year , Fox News commentator , Jeanine Pirro donned her Hitler uniform , calling for a cleansing of the FBI and DOJ for investigating the Trump administration.

Pirro is a former circuit court judge , and host of an hour-long , once weekly show , Justice With Judge Jeanine.

She’s the female counterpart of Mark Levin , another right-wing commentator , who is far more annoying with his nasally voice , and a face that resembles a festering boil on somebody’s nut sack.

While not as annoying as Levin , Pirro is as clueless about modern politics as her counter part , and just as offensive with her blatant dishonesty and hypocrisy.

Her show which consists mainly of shilling for the president , and complaining about the deep state and its so-called liberal media , both of which are in cahoots to destroy Americas greatest president , who hasn’t accomplished a single positive piece of legislation in his almost two years in office.

It’s clear to anyone who has observed Pirro objectively , that she lost her mind long ago , arguably during the Obama era when she often went off on rambling , hate filled , insane rants against Muslims , Obama , and Hillary Clinton.

Recently , during a segment of her show , Pirro went off the rails again , claiming that the Obama’s were attempting to turn Netflix into a socialist storehouse for his socialist agenda , and were planning to use the pretense of producing new programing to attack president Trump and his supporters.

When the producer took her aside during a short break , and calmly explained to her that she was most likely overreacting , Pirro reportedly charged at the producer.

“Jesus , it was scary ,” the producer , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Her eyes were bugged out like a chameleon , and she was screeching like a banshee. She grabbed me by the shoulders and proceeded to shake me as if I were a rag doll or something. Flecks of spittle flew from her mouth and into my face.

” Don’t you know Trump is the greatest president who ever lived , and Obama is the worst!” she screeched in my face , spraying more spittle. “Can’t you see he won’t be happy until he destroys America and undermines president Trump through the deep state?!

“She kept shaking and shaking me , spittle continuing to fly from her lips. I didn’t think she would ever stop. She was so strong it took three people to pull her off me. They held her down while someone called security. She thrashed and struggled like a mad woman , continuing to screech. We were all covered in spittle.

“Let me up!” she screamed. “I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Just as soon as they drain Jeff Sessions from the swamp! How dare you treat me this way! I’ll kill you all!”

Someone called the police , and a few minutes after that orderlies from the local psych ward arrived and carried her out kicking , and screeching , and spittle flying.

“She was admitted to the Manhattan Psychiatric Center for a few days , where she was declared sane – go figure – and was allowed to continue doing her show after a one month suspension. Again , go figure.”