Stupid Conservative Memes #31 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

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The idiots at Liberal Logic 101 have proven that they are not only racist  , but also bigoted. This one portrays anti-gay bigot Scott Lively as a wonderful human being who has never said an unkind word about LGBT individuals. Lively wrote a book , Pink Swastika , in which he claimed that the founders of the Nazi movement were homosexuals. He was also suspected of influencing Uganda’s anti-gay rights bill.

 1. Scott Lively … politely disagrees with homosexual activists … hate crime. “We should not discriminate against persons who define themselves as homosexuals.” If the idiots at Liberal Logic believe Lively has never discriminated against homosexuals , that would make them stupid , not liberals. Politely disagreeing with homosexuals is not a hate crime , and no one has ever suggested it is. But Lively has spent more than two decades discriminating and dehumanizing gay individuals and activists , comparing them to Nazis , murderers , and pedophiles. Yeah , that’s what I call politely disagreeing.

2Dan Savage … calls Christians vile and disgusting names … free speech. ( Such as bigot , homophobe? ) “I wish the Republicans were all dead.”

Conservative Christians work themselves into a lather of self-righteous indignation that liberals would even consider them bigoted or homophobic toward LGBT individuals. They see themselves as the perpetual victim. I’m sure none of them have ever wished death on  homosexuals.  

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One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 7

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Alex Jones , the internet’s favorite source for wing nuts.

Wing nuts dominate the internet , especially the type that believe in any conspiracy theory espoused by the likes of fellow wing nuts like Mike Adams , and Alex Jones. They believe they are sane , as do the wing nuts they follow , but in reality they are crazier than bed bugs in June.
The following list is ten more signs that you may be a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , if …

1. You believe Barack Obama will suspend the 2016 elections , impose martial law , and declare himself king and emperor of the United States.

2. You believe Obama and liberals are waging a war on Christmas and Christianity.

3. You believe Fox News is fair and balanced.

4. You believe Obama and Raul Castro are a gay couple.

5. You believe the Clinton’s have left a long trail of dead political opponents.

6. You believe gay people will one day take control of America and force non gays to be gay.

7. You believe Obama’s policies are socialist.

8. You believe Michelle Obama’s Hunger Free Kids Act was an attempt to fatten Americas kids so Obama could eat them.

9. You believe global warming is a commie liberal plot.

10. You believe Ted Nugent is a true patriot , instead of a racist , pedophile , pants pooping draft dodger. 

If you believe any of this nonsense , then you are without a doubt , a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and deserved to be locked up in the booby hatch.

One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 2

Alex Jones (2)

Alex Jones , the internet’s favorite source for wing nuts.

Wing nuts left and right will believe almost anything , no matter how wacky or nutty it is. If it’s on the internet , it must be true. The following are ten more signs you may be a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , if …

1. You believe white people are the real victims of racism.

2. You believe Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ.

3. You believe Muslim terrorists are living in the White House.

4. You believe feminists are Nazis.

5. You believe Barack Obama faked his birth certificate.

6. You believe Obama’s Momma was a space alien.

7. You believe David Icke is sane , and the world really is controlled by aliens lizards.

8. You believe it really is Obama’s fault that Track Palin beat up his girlfriend.

9. You believe Hitler and his storm troopers were cross dressing , flower wearing pansies.

10. You believe that Barack Obama helped Bill Ayers and the Weather underground  plant explosives , when he was eight years old.

If you believe any of the above , then you are indeed a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and should be institutionalized.

One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 1

Alex Jones (2)

Alex Jones , the internet’s favorite source for wing nuts.

Some people will believe the wackiest nonsense they come across on the internet , whether it’s from Alex Jones ranting about a New World Order , chem – trails , or David Icke rambling about alien lizards from the fourth dimension running the world. So , I thought I would put together a list of one hundred signs that you may be a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , if …

 1. You believe Barack Obama is a Muslim Manchurian candidate.

2. You believe the president is a card-carrying , socialist/communist dictator.

3. You believe Obama is worse than Hitler. Hitler killed six million people.

4. You believe Obama deliberately implemented Fast And Furious , and is working hand in hand with drug cartels.

5. You believe Obama is a white culture hating racist.

6. You believe the president is secretly gay.

7. You believe Obama Care contains death panels.

8. You believe Obama is part of a New World Order to destroy America through communism.

9. You believe liberals are fascists , and are destroying your free speech.

10. You believe Michelle Obama is really a man , therefore proving that the president  really is gay.

If you believe any of the above , you are indeed a conspiracy theory  , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and belong in an institution.