Stupid Conservative Memes #80 NRA Edition _ “Armed Conservatives Are Totally Awesome And Peaceful, But Liberals Are Violent Mobs”

Conservatives who own guns are totally awesome, and non violent, but liberals who protest are out of control mobs. 

Here are some awesome examples of conservatives being totally awesome, and non violent :

  • The 2017 Unite The Right Rally. A crowd of fun loving, totally awesome MAGA hatters gathered to celebrate good times ( including their southern heritage ) when they were rudely interrupted by violent mobs of liberal terrorists ( including Antifa, and Black Lives Matter ) who were hoping to spoil the party, causing one of the MAGA hatters to accidentally plow through a crowd of party crashers, accidentally killing one, and injuring others. Total buzz kill, man.
  • The MAGA Bomber : A totally awesome Trump supporter was arrested attempting to kill well known Democrats, and fake news reporters with explosives that failed to detonate. Right wingers knew the truth. But the liberal news media totally killed their buzz by refusing to admit the whole thing was a liberal plot to make Obama, Clinton, and Soros look like victims, instead of admitting that president Trump and conservatives were the real victims. Total f**king buzz kill, man.
  • Ted Nugent ( AKA Uncle Ted, Motor City Mad Man, A Black Guitar Slayer From Detroit, The Next Rosa Parks, and SpongeTed Squishy Pants ) Wants To Shoot Liberals : America’s coolest pants crapping draft dodger, and gun nut, recently told America’s favorite conspiracy guy that the only way to save America was to shoot all of its liberals, to put them out of their misery, like foaming at the mouth, rabid dogs. But, according to Ted, and his adoring fans, he was just kidding. Why would those dangerous, unhinged libs think he meant them any harm? They sure know how to kill a good buzz, man.
  • The March For Our Lives : Millions of soulless and mushy brained teenagers gathered in Washington and all over America to call for the murders of law abiding gun owners, and an end to the second amendment. The liberal media refused to believe the truth about them, that they were really crises actors controlled and paid for by Obama, Clinton, and Soros. Total bummer, man.
  • The Fake Ilhan Omar Controversy : The recently elected Minnesota congresswoman criticized Israel’s most influential lobby, and totally non bigoted conservatives in main stream media reacted by accusing her of antisemitism, and totally non violent conservatives on social media ( many of them MAGA types ) threatened to kill her. One such gentle, peaceful soul, was arrested. It was, no doubt, another liberal conspiracy to connect everything bad to Trump, who has never said anything mean or hateful about anyone, and his totally non bigoted, non violent, and peace loving supporters would ever consider committing violence.
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Stupid Conservative Memes #78 LL 101 , Gun Nut Edition : “Seriously. Conservatives Aren’t Violent. We Just Hold People At Gun Point To Prove How Peaceful We Are”

We do know it. You clowns have proved it time and time again. All of the mass shootings that have been carried out by conservative, racist , white nationalist, gun nuts, who should not be allowed access to fire arms. Here are two examples of so -called law abiding gun owners being not violent :

In April of 2014 , Cliven Bundy refused to pay a million dollars in fees he owed to the federal government for allowing his cattle to graze on government land near his Nevada ranch. Federal agents came in and removed a number of his cattle. Bundy threw a fit , and hundreds of his supporters , armed militia , Oath Keepers , Sovereign Citizens , and members of other anti government militants , came to their hero’s defense in an attempt to show the world that Cliven Bundy was being unfairly persecuted because he was required to pay fees that other ranchers were also required to pay.

But not Cliven Bundy. He’s special , and according to his radical gun nut supporters , he can do virtually anything he wants because it’s really his land , not the Federal government’s , and they better understand that , or they’ll get guns pointed at them.

These clowns pulled the same stunt in 2016 at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge to protest the very same thing. Only this time , one militia member was shot dead , and the standoff ended after forty days.

Amanda and Jerad Miller , who were both Sovereign Citizens , were present at the Bundy ranch in 2014 , but were asked to leave because of their radical extremism. Jerad Miller was killed during a shoot out with Las Vegas police in June of that year , after they shot and killed two police officers as they were eating pizza , and a civilian in a nearby Walmart. Amanda Miller committed suicide with her own gun. These guys were big fans of Alex Jones , and conspiracy theories.

If these so-called ‘occupiers’ had been peaceful , unarmed progressive protesters taking over a federal building to protest congress’s inaction on gun violence , or health care , what would the reaction have been? They would have been rounded up immediately and thrown in jail , where they ( or most of them ) would remain for the rest of their lives. Right wing media would have been ecstatic , calling them the ‘violent leftist mob’. If they had been Muslim , if they had been armed Black Lives Matter members protesting police brutality , what would the reaction have been? They would have all been shot dead immediately , and right wing media commentators like Dana Loesch , and Tomi Lahren would have praised law enforcement finally doing something about those violent , leftist thugs.

Right wing media condemned peaceful Wall Street protesters as violent thugs who hate America , but when armed violent right wing protesters take over public buildings , publish videos on social media threatening to kill police officers , and actually point their guns at law enforcement and federal agents , and threaten to shoot them , they’re patriots , victims of tyrannical government overreach. Their not violent , even though they’re literally threatening to murder people.

Pampers Diaper Spokesman Of The Year: Charlie Kirk

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Charlie Kirk , 25 , is the founder of Turning Point USA , or Toilet Paper USA ( as some have referred to it ) , the conservative organization that seeks to fight liberal bias on college campuses , more often than not , by making s**t up , and playing the victim.

The organization is well known for it’s protests on college campuses across America , falsely targeting left wing students and professors as Marxists and placing them on watch lists.

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In 2017 , diaper wearing members participated in a protest on the campus of Kent State University. The purpose of the protest was to prove that liberals are the real crybabies and snowflakes. How that makes any sense , is anyone’s guess. The protest back fired and the group was torched mercilessly on social media.

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The group’s former president and campus coordinator , Kaitlin Bennett , seemed to be the only one who had enough sense to be embarrassed by the whole debacle , and subsequently resigned. These days she spends much of her time embarrassing herself on twitter with asinine tweets , insulting anyone whom she perceives as left wing , and showing up at left wing protests just to intimidate liberals with her AR-10.

Unlike Bennett , and others at TPUSA , Kirk has continued to wear diapers , believing it to be the best way to own the libs. He has even written a book about his diaper wearing adventures , Wear A Diaper , Own A Lib : How I Own Liberals Everyday By Wearing Pampers Pure Brand And Other Diapers.

Kirk owned the libs in spectacular fashion at last year’s Politicon event when his pants fell down during a heated debate with the Young Turk’s Hasan Piker , revealing his favorite choice of diapers – Pampers.

Procter & Gamble , which owns the brand , among many other products , chose Kirk to be its new spokesman for 2019 , replacing last year’s spokesperson , Chrissy Teigen.

“We chose Charlie as the new spokesman of our brand , because he’s the perfect example why adults like him should be wearing diapers ,” Ariel Schmaltz , a representative for P&G told the Journal. “He’s not afraid to admit that he wears diapers , specifically Pampers , even when the libs make fun of him. It takes guts to admit you wear diapers , and not adult diapers , and for that we’re grateful. We hope to have a long and fruitful relationship with Charlie for years to come.”

Kirk stands to make 2.5 million from his endorsement , which will include commercial ads on national television , and appearances on national radio to promote his new book.

When reached for comment , Kirk told the Journal :

“I’m proud to wear Pampers. I think they’re the best brand on the market. They’re soft , and plush , and water proof. There’s no other brand like them on the market , and believe me , I’ve tried other brands. I especially like their special limited print editions. The cars and argyle designs are fine , but personally I prefer the giraffe design because they remind me of my favorite pair of jammies I had when I was a little boy. In fact , I’m wearing them now. I usually wear a size seven because they’re more comfy , and don’t chafe my delicate little bottom , and I like the fact that they’re made without harsh chemicals , which is also great for my delicate little bottom.

“My father wore Pampers , and my mother wore Pampers. It’s a tradition I’m proud to carry on , and I will continue wearing them for as long as P&G allows me to be their spokesman.

“I know that libs think it’s funny for a grown man to be wearing diapers to own them , but they can laugh all they want. The fact is , whether libs want to admit it or not , I am owning them. And I’m also laughing – all the way to bank!”

#charlie-kirk, #kaitlin-bennett, #pampers, #procter-gamble, #tpusa

How Barack Obama Ruined America , And Was The Worst President Ever , Part 1

 

 

 

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An exclusive expose that lame stream liberal sources are unwilling to cover   ,  by conservative sleuth John Hawkins.

Barack Obama was the worst president the United Stated has ever had. During his eight years in office his Marxist policies utterly destroyed America. From Obama care to the economy , millions of Americans were left devastated , jobless and never recovered. I know liberals don’t want to hear the truth but now that Trump is president America is indeed great again , no doubt about it : the economy is booming , and millions more people are working than they ever were under Obama.

With this list , I intend to prove what an utter failure Barack Obama was and why conservatives disliked him so much. It had nothing to do with racism , but his Marxist policies.

Here are the first five worse offenses committed by Obama that prove he ruined America and was the worst president ever.

1) Tan Suit Gate , or Suit Gate.  Remember when Obama wore that tan suit? It was one of the most disgraceful things he did as president. Worse than Benghazi and even worse than saying ‘if you like your health care you can keep it.’ By wearing it , he was showing how much contempt he had for the presidency , and tailors all over America. They must have had nightmares about that suit for weeks. I never would have been caught dead in such an outfit , but the fact that Obama was caught on camera wearing it , proved what conservatives have said about him all along , that he was a Marxist.

2) Shoe Gate.  Another shameful display of disrespect was when he put his feet up on the Oval office desk. I see no problem with someone wanting to put their feet on their desk top. I’ve done it myself sometimes , especially when I’m barefoot , to keep the dog from licking my feet. But at least he could have taken his shoes off first. He probably would have started clipping his toe nails , and popped his corns , both of which would have been gross enough to give me nightmares.

Some conservatives believe he was signaling to the Muslim Brotherhood how much he hated America , but I believe he was just showing off his clod hoppers.

3) Beer Gate. When Obama insulted police Sargeant James Crowley , he was insulting every white person in America. He was showing America that he was a racist by calling him stupid. That means Obama thinks every white person is stupid. Which is why he had to apologize by inviting him over to the White House for a beer and some nuts. Where he got drunk and made a fool of himself , like the time he wore that awful tan suit.

4) Latte Gate. One of Obama’s most shameful displays of disrespect. Everyone knows he has always hated the military , and saluting marines with a latte in his hand was all the proof anyone needed. Not only was it disrespectful , it also proved he was a Marxist , because as everyone knows , only Marxists salute with coffee in their hands.

5) Mustard Gate. When Obama put Dijon mustard on his hamburger instead of ketchup , it not only proved how un American he was , but also a Marxist. Only a Marxist would put Dijon mustard on their hamburger.

And there you have it , the first five worst offenses by Barack Obama that proved he ruined America and was the worst president ever.

#beer-summit, #benghazi, #john-hawkins, #latte, #marxist, #obama, #satire, #scandals, #tan-suit

Sponge Ted Squishy Pants Insults Parkland Teen Activists As Soulless And Brainless

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SpongeTed Squishy Pants , AKA Ted Nugent.

From the Washington PostConservative rocker Ted Nugent , known affectionately as The Motor City Madman by his fans , and Uncle Ted by the scores of underage girls he had inappropriate affairs with , recently criticized Parkland teen gun control activists as soulless and mushy brained in a recent interview on the Joe Paggs Show on Newsmax TV.

“I hate to say it , but these teens are soulless , mushy brained commie pinkos whose only goal in life is to blame responsible gun owners for mass murder and take their guns away. Hitler wanted gun control too , and he got it by confiscating all guns in Germany so the Jews couldn’t fight back.”

Parkland Florida high school shooting survivor , Sarah Chadwick , responded via Twitter by calling Nugent a mushy pants draft dodger who deliberately soiled himself to avoid the Vietnam war , with the hashtag

Fueled by Hate – Loathsome Dana Loesch of the NRA

One of the most insight take downs of Dana Loesch

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Viewers of the recent CNN Town Hall for the Stoneman-Douglas High School Shooting Survivors and their families were introduced to Satan’s Personal Life Coach, Dana Loesch of the NRA.

With all the charm of an angry unqualified Substitute Teacher she alternately patronized, chided or even sort of scolded the students and upbraided the hosts while getting gigged for lying, making things up and not doing research. She blamed all her mistakes on Media DL4inaccuracies. I guess the fact she has deep ties to the Main Stream Media would shock some. Later she claimed she wouldn’t have made it out alive without security. I don’t know what she expected considering how she was so obviously trying to manufacture just that. She recounted her version of it to buttress her case against the survivors the next day. Talk about phony and insincere!

While Wayne LaPierre is NRA CEO and the primary spokesperson…

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Dumb Final Thoughts From Tomi Lahren : Tomi Race Baits The New York Times

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 It’s time for more stupid shit from Tomi Lahren.

In a recent article on Fox News Insider , Tomi penned one of her dumbest pieces to date. It was a response to The New York Times article , ‘Can My Children Be Friends With White People?’

“Over the weekend , the ethically corrupt New York Times published an op-ed titled Can My Children Be Friends With White People?

“Better question , could this article be more racist?”

Actually , it’s an opinion piece. People are entitled to their own opinions. Even you are entitled to your dumb opinions. He was asking if his kids can be friends with white kids. The basic message he was trying  to get across to his readers , was that if you vote for someone who is a racist and/or a bigot and you excuse or dismiss their bigotry because you like what they have to say , or might like some of their policies , and if you don’t support the rights of the oppressed , but blame them for their oppression , then you are no better than the person you voted for. These are the people he wants his sons to be wary of. But I wouldn’t expect you to understand that. You totally ignore the nuance of the article. All you can see is that someone hates white people.

“Seriously?”

Yes , seriously.

“Are you freaking kidding me?”

No , I’m not kidding.

“For those of you who have yet to read this little doozy , I’ll save you the gag reflex and give you a quick recap.”

Please do , Tomi , and I’ll give my response.

“The writer , a black college professor , isn’t sure if his children are safe around white people , or if they are safe , to pursue friendships with their light-skinned peers.”

Do you understand why he might feel this way? Having experienced bigotry and racism? Afraid that his kids will experience it as well? Have you ever experienced bigotry and racism , Tomi? I don’t think so.

“You can’t make this stuff up.”

Actually , you can , and you often do make this stuff up. 

“Apparently , this writer and the New York Times editorial board don’t understand how racism works , or they just don’t care. Racism goes both ways.”

No , it doesn’t. Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another. White America built a nation on slavery and Jim Crow. There are numerous organizations that espouse white superiority. There are none that espouse black superiority. 

“It’s not an exclusive label the leftist mainstream media gets to allocate or slap on those of us with white skin.”

It is when commentators like yourself race bait against black people and other minorities on a daily basis. 

“If the title of the article were , ‘Can My Children Be Friends With Black People’, the leftists would lose their minds and rightly so.” 

Yes , they probably would , because it would be racist. Blacks don’t have a long history of slavery against whites ; blacks didn’t create segregation laws known as Jim Crow. 

“It’s a disgusting question and a disgusting piece of editorial garbage.”

I found it emotional , and thought-provoking , and nothing racist about it. The fact that you did , shows that you are not that bright.

“The left lives in an obscure world where Colin Kaepernick is citizen of the year , and it’s acceptable to ask if your kids can have white friends. Wow.”

Actually many of us live in the real world , where Colin Kaepernick is Citizen Of The Year , and rightly so. Kaepernick is a hero to most people , a man of integrity and principle , two things you will never be. He’s donated hundreds of thousands to different charities , including the military , and has donated his time to his and other communities. What have you done , Tomi? You get on television with your jin race baiting and your false patriotism while attacking those like Colin Kaepernick who don’t agree with your particular definition of patriotism.

“Not only does the writer call Donald Trump a bigot , he talks about him in the same breath as white supremacists and directly accuses all Trump supporters and white people of being inherently racist.” 

No , he did not. Did you even read the article? I read it , and nowhere did he accuse all white people of being racist. He said he had not given up on friendships with white people. He mentioned that he has white friends who have marched and protested with him for racial justice. The people who are not to be trusted are the Trump apologists , such as yourself  who excuse and/or ignore his bigotry , who are constantly telling black people to stop complaining. 

That‘s not an opinion. That‘s race bait.”

Actually , it’s more than a personal opinion. It’s a fact. Many people who voted for him , did so because of the bigoted things he said about Muslims and minorities. Just as some of them voted for him because of he promised he would help keep and/or bring middle class jobs back into America. 

“Wait a second! Trump is racist? White people are racist?”

There is evidence to show that Trump himself is racist and bigoted. Just as many white people are racist. I know it’s hard for you to believe that white people can be racist. And I know that only black people can be racist , in your opinion.

“Dude , you wrote an article titled , Can My Children Be Friends With White People? and you have the audacity to call us racist? Who do you think you are?”

Tomi , you once called Black Lives Matter the new KKK! You have called Black Lives Matter a racist hate group against white people , and you have the audacity to pretend you are a victim of racism? Who the hell do you think you are?

“A bad parent is what you are.”

A race baiter is what you are , Tomi.

“We are not born to hate. Hate is taught by mothers and fathers like you , who tell their children who don’t look , think , or believe like they do are to feared and demonized.”

Yes , hate is taught. It’s being taught by people like you in the media who tell their viewers that those who don’t look , think , and believe like they do , are different , not American , are to be feared and demonized. 

Excuse me! That’s racism 101!”

Actually , it’s called hatred.

“And here’s the scary part. The writer of this article is a college professor tasked with educating the country’s youth. And you wonder why college campuses are becoming the indoctrination chambers of the unloving and intolerant left. Look at our educators! They aren’t even trying to hide their blatant bias anymore. No , instead , they are shoving it down our throats and the mainstream media is celebrating it!”

 Facts and reality don’t have a liberal bias. It’s just a fact that liberals tend to become educators more than conservatives. I don’t expect you to understand that. But here’s the actual scary part : you work at a so-called news organization , which is really nothing more than a propaganda outlet for the Republican party. And here’s something even scarier , something you don’t get : you complain about the mainstream media being biased , but refuse to see the bias in your own media , which is just as mainstream as the media you so often complain about.

What purpose does this garbage article serve?”

What purpose does Fox News serve? It’s more propaganda than news.

“Once again the left is trying to push a race war. And it’s a race war that ninety-nine percent of conservatives don’t want to be in! Why would you teach your children to fear white people , police officers and conservatives? Why? That’s sick and wrong and racist.”

It’s amazing conservatives can say this with a straight face , and no one calls them out on their bullshit. Fox  and most  right wing news sources have been pushing a race war for eight years , with their constant fear mongering of black on white crime , that black victims killed by police officers ( Mike Brown , Trayvon Martin ) are the actual criminals , and the black on white knock out game that Fox News and most of right wing media promoted. Not to mention , portraying Black Lives Matter as a racist hate group that hates and wants to kill all white people.

Here’s a question for Tomi : why would you and the so-called news outlet you work for , tell your viewers to hate and fear black people and minoritities?

Why would the New York Times publish something like this? We should be asking if our children should be reading the New York Times. That’s a more realistic concern.”

Why would Fox News lie about Black Lives Matter and paint them as a hate group against white people and police officers?

The victimhood mentality has got to go but I fear it never will , not when the Democratic party has made it their governing principle. Listen , playing the victim and blaming the president or white people for all of your troubles or parenting problems is never gonna be a worth while exercize.”

I agree. But the one who is playing the victim here , is you. Ever since America elected a black president , racialists like yourself have played the victim , blaming him , BLM , Democrats and liberals for all of your problems.

Does racism exist? Absolutely. But here’s a news flash : it’not going to get any better with articles like Can My Children Be Friends With White People? If you have a serious heartfelt interest in eliminating racism and bigotry , stop advancing it and chumming the editorial waters with your race bait.”

Yes , racism does exist , but it won’t get any better when Fox News attacks minorities who rely on food stamps and other assistant programs , as moochers , while ignoring corporate welfare. If you have an interest in eliminating racism ( and I don’t believe you do ) , then stop advancing the notion that white people are victims of reverse racism , stop attacking black entertainers and athletes with your race baiting.

“Generations of Americans fought  , died and sacrificed to bring this country together and it’s downright appalling that some are trying so hard to undo it. Enough!”

Generations of Americans sacrificed themselves that America would be a place where freedom and liberty for all is valued , not for only those who are white and have the most money , and it’s appalling that people like you are doing everything you can to promote that division.

 

 

 

 

 

 

#new-york-times, #racism, #tomi-lahren