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Dumb Final Thoughts From Tomi Lahren : Tomi Race Baits The New York Times

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 It’s time for more stupid shit from Tomi Lahren.

In a recent article on Fox News Insider , Tomi penned one of her dumbest pieces to date. It was a response to The New York Times article , ‘Can My Children Be Friends With White People?’

“Over the weekend , the ethically corrupt New York Times published an op-ed titled Can My Children Be Friends With White People?

“Better question , could this article be more racist?”

Actually , it’s an opinion piece. People are entitled to their own opinions. Even you are entitled to your dumb opinions. He was asking if his kids can be friends with white kids. The basic message he was trying  to get across to his readers , was that if you vote for someone who is a racist and/or a bigot and you excuse or dismiss their bigotry because you like what they have to say , or might like some of their policies , and if you don’t support the rights of the oppressed , but blame them for their oppression , then you are no better than the person you voted for. These are the people he wants his sons to be wary of. But I wouldn’t expect you to understand that. You totally ignore the nuance of the article. All you can see is that someone hates white people.

“Seriously?”

Yes , seriously.

“Are you freaking kidding me?”

No , I’m not kidding.

“For those of you who have yet to read this little doozy , I’ll save you the gag reflex and give you a quick recap.”

Please do , Tomi , and I’ll give my response.

“The writer , a black college professor , isn’t sure if his children are safe around white people , or if they are safe , to pursue friendships with their light-skinned peers.”

Do you understand why he might feel this way? Having experienced bigotry and racism? Afraid that his kids will experience it as well? Have you ever experienced bigotry and racism , Tomi? I don’t think so.

“You can’t make this stuff up.”

Actually , you can , and you often do make this stuff up. 

“Apparently , this writer and the New York Times editorial board don’t understand how racism works , or they just don’t care. Racism goes both ways.”

No , it doesn’t. Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another. White America built a nation on slavery and Jim Crow. There are numerous organizations that espouse white superiority. There are none that espouse black superiority. 

“It’s not an exclusive label the leftist mainstream media gets to allocate or slap on those of us with white skin.”

It is when commentators like yourself race bait against black people and other minorities on a daily basis. 

“If the title of the article were , ‘Can My Children Be Friends With Black People’, the leftists would lose their minds and rightly so.” 

Yes , they probably would , because it would be racist. Blacks don’t have a long history of slavery against whites ; blacks didn’t create segregation laws known as Jim Crow. 

“It’s a disgusting question and a disgusting piece of editorial garbage.”

I found it emotional , and thought-provoking , and nothing racist about it. The fact that you did , shows that you are not that bright.

“The left lives in an obscure world where Colin Kaepernick is citizen of the year , and it’s acceptable to ask if your kids can have white friends. Wow.”

Actually many of us live in the real world , where Colin Kaepernick is Citizen Of The Year , and rightly so. Kaepernick is a hero to most people , a man of integrity and principle , two things you will never be. He’s donated hundreds of thousands to different charities , including the military , and has donated his time to his and other communities. What have you done , Tomi? You get on television with your jin race baiting and your false patriotism while attacking those like Colin Kaepernick who don’t agree with your particular definition of patriotism.

“Not only does the writer call Donald Trump a bigot , he talks about him in the same breath as white supremacists and directly accuses all Trump supporters and white people of being inherently racist.” 

No , he did not. Did you even read the article? I read it , and nowhere did he accuse all white people of being racist. He said he had not given up on friendships with white people. He mentioned that he has white friends who have marched and protested with him for racial justice. The people who are not to be trusted are the Trump apologists , such as yourself  who excuse and/or ignore his bigotry , who are constantly telling black people to stop complaining. 

That‘s not an opinion. That‘s race bait.”

Actually , it’s more than a personal opinion. It’s a fact. Many people who voted for him , did so because of the bigoted things he said about Muslims and minorities. Just as some of them voted for him because of he promised he would help keep and/or bring middle class jobs back into America. 

“Wait a second! Trump is racist? White people are racist?”

There is evidence to show that Trump himself is racist and bigoted. Just as many white people are racist. I know it’s hard for you to believe that white people can be racist. And I know that only black people can be racist , in your opinion.

“Dude , you wrote an article titled , Can My Children Be Friends With White People? and you have the audacity to call us racist? Who do you think you are?”

Tomi , you once called Black Lives Matter the new KKK! You have called Black Lives Matter a racist hate group against white people , and you have the audacity to pretend you are a victim of racism? Who the hell do you think you are?

“A bad parent is what you are.”

A race baiter is what you are , Tomi.

“We are not born to hate. Hate is taught by mothers and fathers like you , who tell their children who don’t look , think , or believe like they do are to feared and demonized.”

Yes , hate is taught. It’s being taught by people like you in the media who tell their viewers that those who don’t look , think , and believe like they do , are different , not American , are to be feared and demonized. 

Excuse me! That’s racism 101!”

Actually , it’s called hatred.

“And here’s the scary part. The writer of this article is a college professor tasked with educating the country’s youth. And you wonder why college campuses are becoming the indoctrination chambers of the unloving and intolerant left. Look at our educators! They aren’t even trying to hide their blatant bias anymore. No , instead , they are shoving it down our throats and the mainstream media is celebrating it!”

 Facts and reality don’t have a liberal bias. It’s just a fact that liberals tend to become educators more than conservatives. I don’t expect you to understand that. But here’s the actual scary part : you work at a so-called news organization , which is really nothing more than a propaganda outlet for the Republican party. And here’s something even scarier , something you don’t get : you complain about the mainstream media being biased , but refuse to see the bias in your own media , which is just as mainstream as the media you so often complain about.

What purpose does this garbage article serve?”

What purpose does Fox News serve? It’s more propaganda than news.

“Once again the left is trying to push a race war. And it’s a race war that ninety-nine percent of conservatives don’t want to be in! Why would you teach your children to fear white people , police officers and conservatives? Why? That’s sick and wrong and racist.”

It’s amazing conservatives can say this with a straight face , and no one calls them out on their bullshit. Fox  and most  right wing news sources have been pushing a race war for eight years , with their constant fear mongering of black on white crime , that black victims killed by police officers ( Mike Brown , Trayvon Martin ) are the actual criminals , and the black on white knock out game that Fox News and most of right wing media promoted. Not to mention , portraying Black Lives Matter as a racist hate group that hates and wants to kill all white people.

Here’s a question for Tomi : why would you and the so-called news outlet you work for , tell your viewers to hate and fear black people and minoritities?

Why would the New York Times publish something like this? We should be asking if our children should be reading the New York Times. That’s a more realistic concern.”

Why would Fox News lie about Black Lives Matter and paint them as a hate group against white people and police officers?

The victimhood mentality has got to go but I fear it never will , not when the Democratic party has made it their governing principle. Listen , playing the victim and blaming the president or white people for all of your troubles or parenting problems is never gonna be a worth while exercize.”

I agree. But the one who is playing the victim here , is you. Ever since America elected a black president , racialists like yourself have played the victim , blaming him , BLM , Democrats and liberals for all of your problems.

Does racism exist? Absolutely. But here’s a news flash : it’not going to get any better with articles like Can My Children Be Friends With White People? If you have a serious heartfelt interest in eliminating racism and bigotry , stop advancing it and chumming the editorial waters with your race bait.”

Yes , racism does exist , but it won’t get any better when Fox News attacks minorities who rely on food stamps and other assistant programs , as moochers , while ignoring corporate welfare. If you have an interest in eliminating racism ( and I don’t believe you do ) , then stop advancing the notion that white people are victims of reverse racism , stop attacking black entertainers and athletes with your race baiting.

“Generations of Americans fought  , died and sacrificed to bring this country together and it’s downright appalling that some are trying so hard to undo it. Enough!”

Generations of Americans sacrificed themselves that America would be a place where freedom and liberty for all is valued , not for only those who are white and have the most money , and it’s appalling that people like you are doing everything you can to promote that division.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted in satire/humor, Tomi Lahren

Tomi And The Snowflakes

 Since her departure from One America News , and joining The Blaze Network , Tomi Lahren has become a social media phenomenon. She is best known for her outrageous opinions that very seldom have any grounding in reality or fact. Some of these opinions are so outrageous , such as comparing the civil rights group Black Lives Matter to the modern-day KKK , they have managed to piss people off , and have earned her monikers like White Privilege Barbie , Nazi Barbie , and Aryan Snowflake. Some People have even took to twitter to troll her by purposefully mispronouncing her name.

Some of her other outrageously ridiculous statements include , former president Obama had a friendly to jihadis mentality , meaning he was weak on terrorism ( apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Obama’s foreign policy included droning seven different places around the world in the war on terror ) because he would not utter the phrase , ‘radical Islamic terrorism’ that Ms. Lahren and her fans were so desperate to hear , because saying so would apparently eliminate the jihadi threat to America.

During a recent visit to ABC’s The View , Tomi admitted that as a Conservative she is pro-choice , and called other Conservatives who called themselves pro-life , hypocrites. That was a mistake in the Conservative circle , which got the feisty commentator into hot water with her employer , Glenn Beck. He promptly suspended her , then fired her. Now , the two are suing each other , or have sued each other … whatever.

But supposedly there have been other reasons behind Tomi’s departure from The Blaze Network. According to an article in the Daily Caller , Tomi’s declaration of pro-choice and calling Conservatives hypocrites , was the “final straw in her relationship with The Blaze Network.”  Without naming any sources , the article claims she was rude to her co-workers , argued with several people over controversial views she had expressed , treated assistants like they were slaves , wanting them to always warm her butt pad for her , and cared more about creating controversy than being honest. Also , according to the article , she wasn’t especially fond of Dana Loesch , and went out of her way to avoid her.

Tomi appeared on a recent episode of the Alex Jones Show to set the record straight on the reasons behind her departure from the Blaze Network.

Alex : “Welcome to the show , ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. My guest on today’s show is Tammy Loren – “

Tomi : “Tomi. Tomi Lahren.”

Alex : “Whatever. Ms. Lowen has written several books. White people : The New Victims Of racism In The Age Of Obama , and Obama Wants To Eat Your Guns. Her latest is Tomi And The Snowflakes , which is scheduled for release sometime this Summer by Trump’s Not A Racist And He Loves America Unlike That Other President , Publishing , reveals the events behind her departure from The Blaze , which includes plenty of drama , cat fights , and verbal name calling. Just the kind of drama her fans have come to expect.

“Alright , I’ve read the book , Timmy – “

Tomi : “Tomi.”

Alex : “When my producer gave me a copy of the book , at first I thought it was about a new female rock group or something. Anyway ,  for those who are listening to the show and haven’t yet read it , why don’t you give a short summary of what it’s about.”

Tomi : “The book is about a group of special snowflakes at The Blaze who had a melt down when I called them hypocrites , among other things.”

Alex : “Lonnie – “

Tomi : “Tomi.”

Alex : “Whatever. In the book you discuss several particularly interesting incidents  in detail , such as an encounter with Dana Letch – I probably mispronounced it , I’m not very good with names – who you several times refer to as a bitch , a skank , and a ‘ho’ , and also an embarrassing encounter with Stu Burger , or Booger – ”

Tomi : “Burguiere.”

Alex : “What is that , a french name or something?”

Tomi : “I really don’t know.”

Alex : “It sounds like the french version of the word booger.”

Tomi : “It could be. I have no idea.”

Glenn and Stu ( Sue ). Still a happy couple.

Alex : “Doesn’t really matter. Still sounds like booger to me. Anyway , this guy Stu , or Sue , or whatever his , or her name is , had sex reassignment surgery a few years back , and has been pretending to be a girl , or a guy , or a transvestite , or whatever , ever since. Right? But what’s even more embarrassing is that – and most of Glenn Beck’s viewers don’t even know this , because they’re all so stupid , which is even more embarrassing , and what’s even more embarrassing is that he’s even more stupid than they are – Glenn , and this Stu , or Sue fella , or whatever , have been married for some time now. Yes , that’s right ladies and gentlemen , Glenn Beck actually divorced his second wife to marry a transvestite! I’m not making this stuff up. I wish I was , but I’m not. Who would have thought that Glenn Beck actually has a thing for gay transvestites? Some really bizarre stuff is going on over there at The Blaze. Isn’t that right , Connie?”

Tomi : “Tomi. It’s Tomi , Alex.”

Alex : “Isn’t that what I said?”

Tomi : “No , you’ve gotten my name wrong four times now.”

Alex : “I’m sorry , Suzi. I’m not trying to be rude or anything. It’s just that I’m not very good with names. They all sound the same to me.”

Tomi : “You can’t tell the difference between Tomi and Timmy?”

Alex : “Tomi , Timmy , what’s in a name? They all sound the same.”

Tomi : “Not to me.”

Alex : “Whatever you say , Ronny. Anyway , like I said , some weird stuff is happening at The Blaze , am I right?”

Tomi : ( Rolls eyes ) “Right.”

Alex : “According to the book , Dana Leech was always crapping up a wind storm  when she was around you , because you knew she hated you , and she knew you hated her too?”

Dana Loesch , angry harpy.

Tomi : “That’s right. I couldn’t stand her for several reasons. For one ,  she was always bragging about her so-called native American heritage , which is like 00.00 percent or something – native heritage , my ass – which I always thought was BS , and I told her so once , which set her off. I called her chief Shitting Bull , and she went ballistic. Her eyes bugged out and she said if I ever called her that again , she would sit on me and use my face for a toilet. Another reason I couldn’t stand her was because she always acted like a big shot. She would wear dark glasses and a fur coat every day before she filmed her show , because she was jealous that my show got higher ratings than hers , and she couldn’t stand it , and by wearing a fur coat and glasses , I knew she was trying to mock me. But what infuriated her the most was the fact that I had a butt pad and she didn’t. She was always jealous of the fact that I had a butt pad because my show was more popular than hers. The reason she didn’t have a butt pad is because no one liked her as much as they liked me , which is the reason I got a butt pad and she didn’t. And my butt is perkier and cuter than hers , and needs a butt pad to warm it up. Dana has the butt of a sixty year old woman , and no butt pad would keep that saggy ass of hers from sagging. I mean , look at it. Mine. Not her’s.”

She stood up and jiggled it like a teenager participating in a bikini contest. “Isn’t that the cutest , perkiest butt you ever did see?”

Alex getting excited watching Tomi shake her cute , perky butt.

Alex : ( Blushing ) “Uh … yeah , Ms. Lahren. Very nice Terry , I mean Timmy , I mean Tomi ! Please sit down. My producer’s getting excited.”

Tomi : “That BS about me being jealous of her , was nothing but BS. I was the one that got more attention because my butt is perkier and cuter than hers , and she couldn’t stand it. Dana always had to be the center of attention , because she’s a whiny-attention-seeking crybaby snowflake.”

Alex : “Also according to the book , you told her she looked like a horse , and that you spread a rumor that she was really a guy in drag , like that Stu , or Sue fella?”

Tomi : “That’s right , Alex. When I told her she had a face like a horse , her eyes bugged out , and she screamed , ‘What did you call me , you skank?’ I said , ‘You look like Mr. Ed’s wife!’ She screamed like a harpy again , grabbed a handful of my hair , threw me on the ground , and farted several times in my face. I mean , God , it was disgusting. I wanted to vomit. It stank like a skunk had invaded the studio. She really knew how to stink up the place. I felt like I was going to die from the stench , but at last Glenn came and pulled her off me. This was during a break in a taping of my show Final Thoughts , back in December. But the time I said she looked like a transvestite , that was even worse. Not only did she fart in my face again , she literally crapped her pants. And this time I did almost die from the stench. In fact , I actually barfed. But this time nobody had to pull her off me , because she was so embarrassed , she ran off holding onto the seat of her pants. She never bothered me again after that , I think because she was afraid I would tell someone , anyone. When the book is published , she’ll probably try to sue me , but I don’t care. I hope she gets laughed out of court. But she did tell  Stu that I said he looked like a gay frog , which I never did , and he also farted in my face. But I did say that she – Dana – looked like Sue when he – I mean she – was pretending to be Stu. And he farted in my face again. She also told Glenn that I once came on to Stu , and they both farted in my face. 

“And that was how I really got fired from The Blaze. It had absolutely nothing  to do with my coming out as pro-choice , or calling Conservatives hypocrites. It had everything to do with the fact my butt is cuter and perkier , and more popular than all of their sagging , old fart assess put together.”

 

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Twenty Fives Signs You Might Be An Alt-Right , Triggered , Whiny , Attention-Seeking Crybaby Snowflake Like Tomi Lahren , And Need A Safe Space , Part 1

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Tomi Lahren , Patron Saint and Queen of the alt-right snowflakes.

Since the election of Donald Trump , a new trend has become popular. It’s a term to describe anyone who takes offense easily , or gets triggered by anything they dislike. The term  is snowflake. During Trump’s campaign , his followers used it to insult anyone who disagreed with them , or with Trump himself. Tomi Lahren , the Patron Saint Of Snowflakes used it almost incessantly to insult liberals for everything they said and did , and by doing so , she proved herself to be the biggest snowflake of them all.

Here are the first ten trigger warnings that you might be a whiny , attention-seeking crybaby snowflake like Tomi Lahren , if …

1) You believe Donald Trump is a victim of the liberal news media. Criticism equals victim hood to many Trump supporters. 

2) You believe white people are victims of racism. Seriously , if you do , you’re a special kind of snowflake. 

3) You believe Black Lives Matter is a racist , anti-white hate group. If you  seriously believe this , seek mental therapy.

4) You believe the phrase Happy Holidays is a liberal assault on Christmas. Again , if you honestly  believes this ,  seek psychiatric help.  

5) You believe global warming is a liberal hoax , despite tons of scientific evidence. Read the scientific data.

6) You believe Barack Obama is an anti-white racist for criticizing a white police officer. 

7) You believe Conservatives are noble truth tellers , and liberals just lie all the time.

8) You believe Ted Nugent is a sane , intelligent human being who makes sense.

9) You believe Tomi Lahren tells it like it is.

10) You believe Donald Trump is a victim of liberal bullying.

 If you answered yes to any of these  , you are definitely an alt-right , triggered , whiny , attention-seeking , crybaby snowflake like Tomi Lahren and definitely need a safe space.

Posted in Glen Beck, Pat Gray, satire, Stu Burguiere, Tomi Lahren

What Barack Obama Really Wants : Obama Wants To Eat Your Guns

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Tomi warning her audience that Obama is a dangerous Muslim who will take everyone’s guns away and eat them , because he’s also a communist , and communists like to eat guns , among other things.

If you’ve been following social media this past year , then chances are you are familiar with Tomi Lahren. Tomi is a conservative wing nut commentator employed by Glenn Beck at his network The Blaze. She is best known for her loud and opinionated , fact free rants , sparking controversy as she did recently with her ridiculous and laughable criticism of president Obama as being soft on radical Muslim terrorists ; her equally ridiculous criticisms of Black Lives Matter , referring to them as a violent and racist movement worse than the KKK , and her bigoted rhetoric that all Muslims are basically terrorists. 

Like all conservative wing nuts , she’s certain that the only racism in American is racism against white people , who have been victimized by the Black Lives Matter movement ,  that they are working hand in hand with the Muslim Brotherhood to overthrow the United States government ; that the Clinton’s have left a long trail of dead political enemies ; that Barack Obama is a Muslim responsible for dividing America , has an anti-police ideology – he supposedly incited the violence that caused the deaths of the Dallas police officers – and wants to steal guns from law-abiding citizens. None of this has literally happened.

In her first book , White People : The New Victims Of Racism In The Age Of Obama , Tomi claimed that white people are being systematically beaten , lynched and burned alive by members of the Black Lives Matter movement , because they are now the new KKK and hate white people. In her latest book , What Barack Obama Really Wants : Obama Wants To Eat Your Guns , she claims Obama not only wants to , but will definitely steal everyone’s guns before he leaves office , and he will eat them too. 

She made another recent appearance on the Glenn Beck Radio Show to inform Glenn and his audience that Obama , whom she often refers to as Barry , was planning  something so big in the coming weeks that would prove to Conservatives and liberals alike just how evil he really is.

Glenn: “In your new book , you claim Obama is planning a big event that will take everyone by surprise.” 

Tomi: “That’s right , Glenn. Though not everyone will be that surprised. Most people who know the truth about Barry , suspect he will do something , they just don’t agree on what that something is. Some believed he would suspend the elections , even though it didn’t happen. Some still believe he will declare martial law before president Trump’s inauguration , declaring himself king and emperor , and then round-up law-abiding  patriots and their guns and throw them in prison camps. Conservatives , that is. Not guns. He has other plans for everyone’s guns.”

Glenn: “What do you think  he has planned?”

Tomi: “For their guns?”

Glenn: “In general.”

Tomi : “What do you mean? What’s in general?”

Glenn: ” I mean , his overall plan. What does he plan to do?”

Tomi: He plans on rounding up all law-abiding patriots , take their guns away , and throw them all in prison camps , because he’s a communist who supports Black Lives Matter because he’s a racist who hates white people , especially guns.”

Glenn: “How does he plan on doing that?”

Tomi: “It’s really not that hard to figure out. He hates America , because he’s a communist who supports Black Lives Matter because he’s a racist and hates white people and guns so it’s inevitable that he will round-up all law-abiding patriots take their guns away and throw them all in prison camps because he hates white people and guns. I believe the only way he can do this is with the support of Black Lives Matter which is a racist terrorist hate group the New Black Panthers which is also a racist terrorist hate group and all of his brain-dead supporters who are also racists and terrorists.”

Glenn: “When you say prison camps , do you mean Fema camps? Because there’s really no evidence they exist. They were debunked right here at The Blaze.”

Stu: “Alex Jones has been promoting them for years.”

Pat: “Yeah , that guy is one serious wackadoodle.”

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Glenn’s co-hosts arguing whether Pat ( center ) is as crazy as Alex Jones.

Stu: “Yeah. He not only believes in Fema camps , but the New World Order , what ever the hell that is , and the Illuminati conspiracy , whatever the hell that is. I wouldn’t be surprised if he also believed in the Tooth Fairy , the Easter Bunny , Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs , Tinkerbell , and Santa Claus.”

Pat: “believe in Santa Claus. He’s a real person. His name is Kris Kringle. Are you saying I’m crazy too?”

Stu: ( Smiling ) “You said it , not me.”

Pat: “So , I’m crazy because I believe in Santa Claus?”

Stu: ( Still smiling ) “No , you’re just crazy. Period.

Pat: “Are you saying you don’t believe in Santa Claus anymore?”

Stu: “Look , I still believe in Santa. I was just pointing out how crazy he is. Alex Jones , that is.”

Pat: “He is crazy. Because he probably does believe in the Tooth Fairy , and the Easter Bunny. The Tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny are fairy tales. But Santa Claus is real. There’s actual proof , evidence that he exists.”

Stu: “There’s no evidence that he exists.”

Pat: “I thought you believed in him.”

Stu: “I do , but not as a real person.”

Pat: So , you do think I’m crazy.”

Glenn: ( Raising his voice ) “Back to what Tomi was saying. Do you believe in Fema camps? Because they were debunked here not too long ago.”

Tomi: “I don’t know much about Fema camps , Glenn. But I do know that Barry will round-up all law-abiding conservative gun owners – because he’s a communist and a racist who hates white people – with the help of Black Lives Matter who are a racist terrorist hate group and the Black Panthers who are also a racist terrorist hate group and his brainless zombie supporters who are also a racist terrorist hate group and then he will round-up all their guns and then they will cook them in  a huge bonfire in front of the White House because communists love to eat guns among other things. But they love to eat guns most of all.”

 

Posted in satire/humor, Tomi Lahren

White People : The New Victims Of Racism In The Age Of Obama

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Tomi Lahren is a Conservative wing nut commentator  , and the host of her own show Final Thoughts on The Blaze Network. She recently made headlines when she compared the Black Lives Matter movement to the KKK , managing to piss off not only black people and minorities , but white people as well. She recently  criticized Beyonce for her Superbowl half-time tribute to the Black Panthers , and Jessie Williams for his Black Entertainment award speech , accusing them both of being racist against white people.

She also accused Colin Kaepernick of being a whiny-attention-seeking crybaby because he had the audacity to kneel instead of stand during the National Anthem to protest police brutality.

But Tomi , along with her legion of anti-politically correct politically correct followers on twitter , being the real whiny-attention-seeking crybabies , attacked him like rabid dogs using racial epithets and telling him to leave the country if he didn’t like it.

Not only has she insulted black people , she has insulted president Obama on numerous occasions , often referring to him as Barry , blaming him for the Chattanooga military base shooting by a Muslim , the Orlando Florida gay night club shooting , also by a Muslim , the deaths of the Baton Rouge , and Dallas police officers , accusing him of being more sensitive to Muslim terrorists , and of having a ‘friendly to Muslim jihadis’ mentality. In other words , he’s a friend of terrorists for no other reason other than the fact that his name is Barack Hussein Obama.  

She’s written her first book , White People : The New Victims Of Racism In The Age Of Obama , and has appeared on Fox News , and on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. More recently she appeared on The Blaze’s Glenn Beck  Show to warn Glenn , Stu , Pat , and their audience that Black Lives Matter really is a terrorist group like the KKK , and how they are shooting , lynching , burning , beating up , stabbing , and blowing up white people all over America who support Donald Trump , and white police officers.

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    The Three Amigos , AKA as The Beanie Boys , Stu , Glenn , and Pat.

Glenn : “They really are a terrorist group , aren’t they? The main stream liberal media has been portraying them as heroes , as a civil rights , an equal rights group , but they can’t whitewash the truth.”

Tomi : “That’s right , Glenn. They’re not a civil rights group , they are a proven terrorist group roaming across America , protesting they claim , but what they are really doing is more than just protesting. They’re doing more than just chanting ‘pigs in a blanket , putem in a bag and shakeem up , shakeem up , then fryem like bacon and eatem up , eatem up.’ They’re also looting , destroying property and shooting and lynching and burning white people – and cops – who support white cops and Donald Trump. In fact , they were the ones who encouraged the anti-Trump protesters after he won the election because they hate white people white cops and Trump because they’re racist and hate white cops and white people.”

Pat : “You forgot to mention that they’re also blowing up buildings , leaving anti-white racist graffiti , and blaming it on the KKK , who they’re also blaming for the lynchings. But they’re the new KKK. You said it yourself.”

Tomi : “That’s right. In fact , they’re  worse than the KKK. They’re not only endorsed by the New Black Panthers , and wear black hoods and robes when they loot and destroy and kill and shoot and lynch and burn and beat up  and stab and blow up buildings and white people and cops , but  the New Black Panthers are looting with them , and are destroying and killing and shooting and lynching and burning and beating up and stabbing and blowing up buildings and white people and cops , who make up most of their victims , because they’re racist and hate white people and white cops.” 

Stu : “I can understand that they are killing and shooting and lynching and burning and beating up and stabbing and blowing up people. But beating up and stabbing buildings? That really doesn’t make any sense. Why would someone beat up , and stab a building?”

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Angry white chick , Tomi Lahren explaining Black Lives Matter looters like to beat up and stab buildings when they can’t find white people to beat up and stab.

Tomi :  “Sure it makes sense. Think about it. They’re beating up and stabbing buildings when they can’t find white people and white cops who support Trump to beat up and stab and blow up because they’re racist and hate white people , and they’re beating up and stabbing and blowing up buildings owned by white people because they’re racist and hate white people who own their own businesses because they’re racist and hate white people.”

Stu : ( thinking about it ) “When you put it that way , it does make sense.”

Glenn : “But you won’t hear or see any of this in the liberal media because they support this kind of criminal behavior and don’t want us to know the truth. They want us to believe that Black Lives Matter is a legitimate group with legitimate grievances , and that cops are just killing black people just because they’re racist , and hate black people , but nothing could be further from the truth. We are the real victims of racism. White people are discriminated against not only because of affirmative action , but because of so-called white privilege they believe just because we are white we get everything handed to us on a silver platter. But its black people that get everything handed to them on a silver platter , such as welfare , and food stamps.”

Tomi : “That’s right. In fact , its Black Lives Matter ,  Obama , liberals , and Democrats who are the racists , and we know they also hate cops , and they want to start a race war so they can enforce segregation and slavery and Jim Crow on white people because they want revenge and reparations for being second class citizens because they’re racist and hate white people.”