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Stupid Conservative Memes #85 Toilet Paper USA Edition_”The Left Hates America Because They Want Everyone To Have Free Stuff!”

Did you know that diaper wearing conservatives, like the fine folks at Toilet Paper USA, have a monopoly on patriotism?

That’s right, and here are the top reasons why conservatives are so super patriotic, and progressives are so clueless.

Let’s take a look at those reasons.

1 ) The Unholy War On Christmas – Diaper wearing conservatives love America because they’re Christians, love God, believe in Santa, and the Easter Bunny. 

Progressive are Godless, and don’t believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny. In fact, Christmas was banned. According to conservatives, when the scary black socialist weaseled his way into the White House, he signed an executive order forbidding stores to display Christmas decorations and play Christmas music. Conservatives were forbidden to say Merry Christmas, but the politically correct term, Happy Holidays. But now that Trump is president, conservatives can once again say Merry Christmas! 

2 ) Guns – You can’t love America if you don’t love guns. Am I right? Diaper wearing conservatives believe every citizen constitutes a militia and has a divine, God given right to an arsenal of military type weapons that must never be regulated. They claim that guns are not the problem. Gun free zones, single fathers, single mothers, video games, black on black crime, gun control, lack of God in one’s life and lack of prayer in schools, and anything else, as long as it has nothing to do with guns. These are the real causes of Mass shootings.
They believe that young progressives marching in the streets for gun reform are not patriotic, but brain dead dupes of George Soros, the world’s most sinister and evil puppet master, who has worked his entire life from childhood to old age to undermine democracy all over the world.

Progressives believe no citizen has a right to an arsenal of unregulated weaponry, nor do they believe that gun crimes have anything to do video games, lack of prayer in schools, etc., or that young progressives are pawns of Soros, or that the NRA are patriotic.

3 ) Immigration – diaper wearing conservatives believe that Mexicans, and Hispanics are criminals and rapists. President Trump said so. They believe Democrats allow them to waltz across the border unchecked so they can steal jobs, eat babies, and replace white people, who will vote for the Democrats for generations to come.

Progressives don’t believe all undocumented immigrants are criminals, rapists, or drug smugglers. They believe they should be treated with dignity, and don’t support a ridiculous wall to keep them all out. 

4 ) Free Speech – Diaper wearing conservatives consider themselves true defenders of free speech. They believe everyone should be allowed to speak at colleges without liberal snowflakes melting. The flag is a sacred object that must never be criticized, just as Israel and President Trump must never be criticized.

Progressives believe universities should be places of free thought and ideas, not exclusively for conservatives who target liberal instructors for harassment by placing them on watch lists. They believe that so called flag hating little pansies like Colin Kaepernick have a right to silently protest police abuse of authority by kneeling during the national anthem , and criticizing Israel and President Trump is not anti-Semitic and/or unpatriotic.

5 ) Climate Change – Diaper loving conservatives believe there is no such thing as man made climate change. It’s nothing more than a hoax perpetrated by leftists like George Soros, who are pulling the strings of climate change activists – like Greta Thunberg – who are too mentally ill to know they are being duped.

Progressives know it’s not a hoax perpetrated by leftists like George Soros. They know that it’s very real, and the science is backed by scientists who study the climate who say it’s largely man made. The real conspiracy are those who are backed by the fossil fuel companies who say it’s a hoax.

6 ) Terrorism – Diaper  wearing conservatives have warped ideas what terrorism is. They believe only Muslims, Antifa, and Black Lives Matter are terrorists.

Progressives know that white supremacists are terrorists. They know that white supremacists are more of a threat to our safety than undocumented immigrants, Antifa, and Black Lives Matter. According to the Anti Defamation League’s 2019 report, at least fifty people were killed by right wing extremists in the year 2018, more than left wing, or Islamic extremists. Antifa and Black Lives Matter, both of whom diaper conservatives claim are violent hate groups, have never killed anyone, unlike white identity extremists, and yet they keep pushing their “Violent Leftist Mob” bulls**t.

When Ilhan Omar told Mehdi Hasan in a 2018 interview, “I would say our country should be more fearful of white men across our nation, because they are actually causing most of the deaths. And so, if fear was the driving force of policies to make America safe, we should be profiling, monitoring, and creating policies to fight the radicalization of white men,” diaper wearing conservatives collectively clutched their Pampers and Huggies, along with their precious pearls. . She was smeared as an anti white racist who was calling for the profiling of white people who are allegedly radicalized by racist hate groups. What she was really saying was that fear is not the driving force behind policies like the Muslim ban, but pure hatred for Muslims.

7 ) Race – Diaper wearing conservatives can’t be racist. Right? Many of them actually believe the two parties are still the same they were long before the Civil Rights Act, that the KKK is a leftist organization, and the Republicans are still the party of civil rights. If both were true, why are conservatives the only ones fighting to preserve Confederate statues? Lest we forget, it was conservatives, many of them who voted for Trump and enthusiastically support his racist policies, that marched side by side with the KKK, and other racist neo Nazis groups, in defense of a statue of Robert E. Lee, in Charlottesville, Virginia, and murdered a liberal counter protester.

They deflect any accusations of racism by repeating the same talking points: Democrats are the party of the KKK; Nazis are socialists, and Hitler was a leftist. Propaganda is good for something.

Diaper wearing conservatives believe progressives and Democrats see everything through race, while they are color blind. If that were true, why the obsession with black on black crime? Why the racist talking point that black people who vote Democrat, do so only to keep them complacent on the Democratic Plantation with free stuff? Why the obsession with proving the first black man wasn’t American enough to be president? Why the ridiculous claim that he was pushing for a race war during the events in Ferguson and Baltimore? Why the ridiculous claim that Black Lives Matter has promoted the execution of law enforcement?

Progressives support groups like Black Lives Matter, because black lives don’t actually matter to the system, and believe helping people to avoid poverty has nothing to do with bribing black people with free stuff to get them to vote Democrat.

8 ) The Green New Deal – Diaper wearing conservatives believe the GND is Marxist propaganda, that it will destroy the economy, ban cars, airplanes, hamburgers, cows and their farts, and would bankrupt the economy, instead of benefitting it, and Americans.

Trump campaigned on the slogan Make America Great Again, and yet Diaper wearing conservatives have stubbornly resisted making it better in every way possible, and they have the nerve to call themselves patriots. What they really are, are crybabies soiling their diapers, screaming “Venezuela!” every time a progressive says a scary word like Medicare for all. 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #84 Dana Loesch Edition

Right – wingers are always whining about liberal intolerance. If you’re a liberal who believes that every human being deserves respect and dignity despite their race, religion, or sexual orientation, and refuse to buy into the right-wing myths and stereotypes about gays, trans genders, immigrants, and Muslims, then you’re the intolerant one. If you dare criticize their hateful and bigoted tirades and rants, then it’s you and all of liberalism that is intolerant and want to silence conservative thought and opinion. Which is nonsense.

Right-wing extremists like Dana Loesch, who accuse liberals of intolerance, engage in it themselves on a daily basis. An example of the intolerance that the right-wing has for opposing ideas, views and opinions, was their media assault on the teenage survivors of the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting. Right-wing media ( including the NRA ) employed an extensive harassment and smear campaign to discredit and smear them because they had the balls to stand up to the NRA and the politicians they bribe, and say enough is enough, do something. They were accused of being crises actors; paid shills of George Soros, and leftist gun-grabbing Marxists groups; soulless and mushy brained ( that would be people like Loesch, and Squishy Pants Nugent ); they were civil terrorists; were compared to Nazis who wanted to ban guns; and wanted to murder law abiding gun owners. And not to mention, the countless death threats they’ve endured. This is actual intolerance. Conservatives, whose feelings are so fragile they are incapable of hearing an opposing point of view – in this case, teenagers calling for a strengthening of America’s lax gun laws – without completely losing it, and throwing temper tantrums like petulant children who can’t get their way. And they claim it’s really liberals who are the crybabies.

Gun reform activists are all fair game for right-wing criticism. When David Hogg said at the MFOL rally, “I’m going to put this price tag right here as a reminder how much money Marco Rubio took from the NRA for every students lives in Florida,” right-wing gun nuts, and the NRA, lost their minds. David French of the National Review, tweeted : “So, the  adult activists think this kind of rhetoric is acceptable?” He had no such rebuke for fellow conservative Kevin Williamson when he called for the death penalty of women who have abortions. In fact, he wrote an article titled, The Sliming Of Kevin Williamson, praising him , and asking liberals to be tolerant. Conservatives want liberals to be tolerant, but apparently they don’t care to hold themselves to the same standard.

Likewise, he has had no rebuke for Dana Loesch’s violent rhetoric when she attacks the free press, and calls for the curb stomping of perceived liberal reporters and calls them the rat bastards of the earth, her NRA videos depicting liberal protesters as fascists for protesting, or some of her inflammatory CPAC speeches where she has used racially charged language to accuse the media of loving mass shootings. If anyone loves mass shootings, it’s certainly Dana Loesch, Wayne Lapew, and her other fascist cohorts at the NRA. Firearm sales rise after mass shootings, which pleases the manufacturers, which means more gun sales for the NRA, and more money in their pockets.

Conservatives like Loesch expect liberals to just shut up and accept anything they say about liberals and progressives, without criticism, no matter how insane it is. She and other conservatives can accuse liberals and Democrats of supporting infanticide. We must accept that insane accusation, and shut the f**k up, and if we dare criticize her, then we’re being intolerant. She proclaimed it, so it must be true, since she is just one of several harbingers of truth in a ‘dishonest liberal media’. And yet, if liberals or progressives dare accuse her, and the NRA of allowing children to be shot, for bribing politicians to ignore gun violence, and its failure to support universal background checks, then it’s a false attack against not only her and the NRA, but a vicious smear campaign to besmirch their flawless and wonderful reputations, and silence her and her fellow conservatives.

Let’s all cry a river for Dana and the honest media she represents. They’re such victims. 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #83 Dana Loesch Edition

 

Speaking of which political party or movement that only cares about the constitution when it suites their purposes, it would be the Republican party and its conservative base, especially the radical, gun nut extremists like Dana Loesch who believe that the second amendment guarantees the American citizen the almighty God given right to own an arsenal of weapons ( it doesn’t ), let alone a single gun.

And how are liberals censoring conservative media outlets? Liberals have no interest in censoring conservatives. Conservative news sources like Fox News, Breitbart, The Blaze, The Daily Wire, and conservatives like Loesch, and some of the biggest names in conservativism like Glenn Beck, Ben Shapiro, Dennis Prager, Steven Crowder – and anyone else claiming they’ve been censored from social media just because they’re conservative – are thriving on social media, like Facebook, and YouTube. The only so-called conservative outlets that I’m aware of that had been banned from certain social media platforms, were lunatics like Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Laura Loomer ( some of which have been reinstated ). And what does this have to do with big government liberal schemes? Absolutely nothing. It’s not a first amendment issue. Social media like Facebook and YouTube are private enterprises that have every right to ban content creators who violate policy guide lines involving hate speech. So, conservatives who claim they’ve been targeted solely for their conservative views, are just being disingenuous. Claiming censorship is a tool to work the sympathies of the gullible who buy their propaganda ( which includes all forms of bigotry ) as truth.

On the other hand, those who would not hesitate to censor their critics, are right wingers. For example, conservatives like Dana Loesch with her totally asinine NRA videos attacking liberals who protest the president’s behavior, and her attacks against journalists she deems to be liberal, whom she has called to be curb stomped because they dare criticize a Republican president. She constantly bemoans the legitimate media as lying, dishonest liberal hacks, while totally and conveniently overlooking the media she should be focusing her scorn and criticism on. But since she’s a member of that media, no amount of criticism will be forth coming, therefore exposing herself as a shameless, and hypocritical partisan hack. 

It’s clear that Dana considers herself and her colleagues in right-wing media as troublesome truth-tellers to a supposed liberal media elite. Which is too hilarious to even consider. Loesch is a disingenuous hack who wouldn’t know what actual truth is if it rose up and bit her in the a**.

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Stupid Conservative Memes #82_Libs Are Snowflakes, Even Though Conservatives Have Actually Worn Diapers Who Always Soil Themselves Over Liberal Opinions And Ideas

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Pictured above : how mature conservatives reacted when Colin Kaepernick took a knee. They didn’t get angry, upset, cry, curse, burn his jersey, or send him death threats.

Everyone knows liberals are nothing but crybabies, who take offense at the slightest micro aggression, while conservatives are just the opposite. Below are a number of examples where conservatives have read liberal opinions without getting angry, upset, crying, cursing, unfriending, reporting, or otherwise acting like big babies :

    • Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem to silently protest police brutality against people of color. No conservative howled and screamed bloody murder, called him unpatriotic, burned his jersey, called him names, or accused him of disrespecting the flag, America, the sacred troops, or threatened to kill him.
    • A certain shoe company hired him as a spokesperson for their Just Do It campaign. Conservatives calmly and respectfully disagreed with the shoe company’s decision. No conservatives filmed themselves burning their Nikes and uploaded them to YouTube for all the world to see. Nor did a single conservative call for a boycott, or return their Nikes for a refund because their precious feelings were more hurt than their feet.
    • Keurig decided to pull ads from Hannity over his support of Roy Moore. Absolutely no conservatives in America, or the Fox News audience for that matter, filmed themselves smashing their coffee makers in fits of anger.
    • Anti LGBT bigot Kim Davis was jailed for contempt  of court orders to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples. Not one conservative cried about how she was being persecuted by the liberal media and the militant gays. No Republican politicians appeared on Fox News to whine about judicial tyranny. They were completely OK with it.
    • The Boy Scouts Of America announced they would allow females to join. Liberals either didn’t really care one way or another, or welcomed it. Conservatives had a slightly different opinion. Besides acting totally mature about it, the general consensus was that the Boy Scouts were waging a war against masculinity, and liberals were acting like snowflakes for allowing it to happen.
    • The popular coffee company, Starbucks, announced they would hire thousands of immigrants. Conservatives took to social media to not to complain, or call for a boycott, but simply to suggest that Starbucks hire veterans instead of filthy brown people.
    • Been And Jerry’s came out with a statement in support of Black Lives Matter. The Blue Lives, and All Lives Matter crowd, who are totally OK with black people speaking out about police brutality and racism, declared they would continue eating the popular chain’s ice cream, even though B & J pushed a narrative about racism in law enforcement – which conservatives know there totally is not, it’s nothing but a liberal lie – instead of admitting that they really hate white people and law enforcement.
    •  To demonstrate their maturity when it comes to liberal ideas, conservatives such as members of TPUSA never actually wore diapers on college campuses to own the libs. Liberals misinterpreted the whole thing. It was meant to be a metaphorical display of how liberals are the real crybabies. 
    • Ilhan Omar had the nerve to criticize AIPAC, the Jewish lobby’s influence on the U.S. government. Conservatives ( including the president ) in the media and online, reacted calmly by totally accepting her opinion, instead of smearing her as an anti Semite, and a terrorist, or send her death threats.
  •  When Alexandria Ocasio Cortez proposed a new green energy resolution, conservatives didn’t scream socialism, get angry or cry that it was the end of the free world, or that she was going to ban cows, their farts, and outlaw hamburgers. 

These are just a few examples where conservatives have demonstrated how wonderfully superior they are to liberals in every way, and never act like big babies, as liberals always do.

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Stupid Conservative Memes #79 LL 101 Edition – “Calling President Trump Hitler Is Direspectful , But Calling Obama Hitler Was Appropriate Because He Really Was Like Hitler!”

Trump loving Republicans and their state run media ( Trump TV , Fox , Newsmax , NRATV ) and print ( Breitfart , Town Hall , World Nut Daily , Rightwing News , American Thinker , etc. ) , were convinced that Barack Obama was worse than one of histories most notorious authoritarian dictators. He was also a radical socialist , Marxist communist , and a radical , anti American Muslim who was soft on radical Islamic terrorism.

He was like Hitler in every way they said he was :

  • The Affordable Care Act , or Obama care. It’s common knowledge these days that Obama murdered millions of Americans with the death panels in the Affordable Care Act. Just like Hitler did.
  • Abortion. Did you know that Obama is also personally responsible for every abortion every woman in America has ever had? He really is like Hitler!
  • Gun Control. Like Hitler , Obama cried fake crocodile tears over the children massacred at Sandy Hook Elementary , and then confiscated every single gun in America , and in the process rounded up roughly 300 million gun owners into FEMA prison camps , where they remained until Saint Donald came along , liberated them and gave them back their guns.
  • Immigration. Obama killed more Americans during his two terms with immigration reform , just like Hitler did. Michael Savage said so , so it must be true.
  • The anti nuke Iran Deal. According to Mike Huckabee , like Hitler , Obama killed millions of Jews , personally marching them toward the Auschwitz ovens , just like Hitler did , when he allowed Iran to build nuclear weapons.
  • Executive Orders. Apparently , Obama ruled by decree with a pen and a phone , just as Hitler did.

For eight years , conservative Republicans convinced themselves they were living in a dictatorship akin to Nazi Germany. Now that their favorite reality star is president , they’re butt hurt that liberals and progressives are giving Trump the same respect they gave Obama.

Irony and hypocrisy means nothing to these morons.

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Stupid Conservative Memes #77 Liberal Logic 101 Edition : “Libtards Want To Ban The Second Amendment!”

Radical right wing conservatives , like the anti American , freedom hating a**holes at NRATV , and their radical supporters like the bought off politicians in congress , love to say , ‘If you libtards don’t like guns , don’t buy one.’

Why don’t they take their own advise and apply it to abortion? Because they’re authoritarians. They’re not satisfied with a woman’s right to choose. They want to dictate and control what a woman can and cannot do with her own body.

They call themselves ‘pro life’ , but they are anything but pro life. If they were pro life , they would be fighting for a decent healthcare system , an end to poverty , needless wars , and the right of children to attend public schools without being slaughtered by a lunatic with a gun. They’re ***holes and f**king hypocrites.   

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Stupid Conservative Memes #76 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

This one seems to suggest that no one should be afraid of guns , because they protect people. But those who are not afraid of ( Obama care? ) should be because it actually was proven to kill people. Just ask Sarah Palin , or anyone at Fox News.

Yeah , those infamous Obama care death panels that were responsible for the deaths of thousands of people , compared to the zero deaths last year , and previous years , from guns. I’m sure the parents of the kids who were slaughtered at Stoneman Douglas High School , or the patents of the children who were slaughtered at Sandy Hook Elementary , would be thrilled to learn that Obama care killed more people than lunatics with guns.

Gun nuts would be so proud.