What Barack Obama Really Wants : Obama Wants To Eat Your Guns

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Tomi warning her audience that Obama is a dangerous Muslim who will take everyone’s guns away and eat them , because he’s also a communist , and communists like to eat guns , among other things.

If you’ve been following social media this past year , then chances are you are familiar with Tomi Lahren. Tomi is a Conservative wing nut commentator employed by Glen Beck at his network The Blaze. She is best known for her loud and opinionated , fact free rants , sparking controversy as she did recently with her ridiculous and laughable criticism of president Obama as being soft on radical Muslim terrorists ; her equally ridiculous criticisms of Black Lives Matter , referring to them as a violent and racist movement worse than the KKK , and her bigoted rhetoric that all Muslims are basically terrorists. 

Like all Conservative wing nuts , she’s certain that the only racism in American is racism against white people , who have been victimized by the Black Lives Matter movement ,  that they are working hand in hand with the Muslim Brotherhood to overthrow the United States government ; that the Clinton’s have left a long trail of dead political enemies ; that Barack Obama is a Muslim responsible for dividing America , has an anti-police ideology – he supposedly incited the violence that caused the deaths of the Dallas police officers – and wants to steal guns from law-abiding citizens. None of this has literally happened.

In her first book , White People : The New Victims Of Racism In The Age Of Obama , Tomi claimed that white people are being systematically beaten , lynched and burned alive by members of the Black Lives Matter movement , because they are now the new KKK and hate white people. In her latest book , What Barack Obama Really Wants : Obama Wants To Eat Your Guns , she claims Obama not only wants to , but will definitely steal everyone’s guns before he leaves office , and he will eat them too. 

She made another recent appearance on the Glen Beck Radio Show to inform Glen and his audience that Obama , whom she often refers to as Barry , was planning  something so big in the coming weeks that would prove to Conservatives and liberals alike just how evil he really is.

Glen : “In your new book , you claim Obama is planning a big event that will take everyone by surprise.” 

Tomi : “That’s right , Glen. Though not everyone will be that surprised. Most people who know the truth about Barry , suspect he will do something , they just don’t agree on what that something is. Some believed he would suspend the elections , even though it didn’t happen. Some still believe he will declare martial law before president Trump’s inauguration , declaring himself king and emperor , and then round-up law-abiding  patriots and their guns and throw them in prison camps. Conservatives , that is. Not guns. He has other plans for everyone’s guns.”

Glen : “What do you think  he has planned?”

Tomi : “For their guns?”

Rachel : “In general.”

Tomi : “What do you mean? What’s in general?”

Glen : ” I mean , his overall plan. What does he plan to do?”

Tomi : He plans on rounding up all law-abiding patriots , take their guns away , and throw them all in prison camps , because he’s a communist who supports Black Lives Matter because he’s a racist who hates white people , especially guns.”

Glen : “How does he plan on doing that?”

Tomi : “It’s really not that hard to figure out. He hates America , because he’s a communist who supports Black Lives Matter because he’s a racist and hates white people and guns so its inevitable that he will round-up all law-abiding patriots take their guns away and throw them all in prison camps because he hates white people and guns. I believe the only way he can do this is with the support of Black Lives Matter which is a racist terrorist hate group the New Black Panthers which is also a racist terrorist hate group and all of his brain-dead supporters who are also racists and terrorists.”

Glen : “When you say prison camps , do you mean Fema camps? Because there’s really no evidence they exist. They were debunked right here at The Blaze.”

Stu : “Alex Jones has been promoting them for years.”

Pat : “Yeah , that guy is one serious wackadoodle.”

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Glen’s co-hosts arguing whether Pat ( center ) is as crazy as Alex Jones.

Stu : “Yeah. He not only believes in Fema camps , but the New World Order , what ever the hell that is , and the Illuminati conspiracy , whatever the hell that is. I wouldn’t be surprised if he also believed in the Tooth Fairy , the Easter Bunny , Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs , Tinkerbell , and Santa Claus.”

Pat : “believe in Santa Claus. He’s a real person. His name is Kris Kringle. Are you saying I’m crazy too?”

Stu : ( Smiling ) “You said it , not me.”

Pat : “So , I’m crazy because I believe in Santa Claus?”

Stu : ( Still smiling ) “No , you’re just crazy. Period.

Pat : “Are you saying you don’t believe in Santa Claus anymore?”

Stu : “Look , I still believe in Santa. I was just pointing out how crazy he is. Alex Jones , that is.”

Pat : “He is crazy. Because he probably does believe in the Tooth Fairy , and the Easter Bunny. The Tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny are fairy tales. But Santa Claus is real. There’s actual proof , evidence that he exists.”

Stu : “There’s no evidence that he exists.”

Pat : “I thought you believed in him.”

Stu : “I do , but not as a real person.”

Pat : So , you do think I’m crazy.”

Glen : ( Raising his voice ) “Back to what Tomi was saying. Do you believe in Fema camps? Because they were debunked here not too long ago.”

Tomi : “I don’t know much about Fema camps , Glen. But I do know that Barry will round-up all law-abiding Conservative gun owners – because he’s a communist and a racist who hates white people – with the help of Black Lives Matter who are a racist terrorist hate group and the Black Panthers who are also a racist terrorist hate group and his brainless zombie supporters who are also a racist terrorist hate group and then he will round-up all their guns and then they will cook them in  a huge bonfire in front of the White House because communists love to eat guns among other things. But they love to eat guns most of all.”

 

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Blaze Co-Host , Stu Burguiere Admits To Having Sex Reassignment Surgery

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Stu Burguiere as Sue Burguiere. Dude really is a lady.

Dallas – Stu Burguiere , employed at the Blaze Network , which is owned by Glenn Beck , has admitted to having sex reassignment surgery when he was younger. The co-host of the Pat And Stu Show  , and the host of The Wonderful World Of Stu , also seen on the network , says he did not intend for it to become public knowledge , until during  a recent episode of The Glenn Beck Show in which he portrayed the girlfriend of George Soros in full drag.

“As a kid , I often wondered what it would be like to be a girl ,” he revealed to Megan Kelly on a recent episode of The Kelly File. “The girls in school always smelled so sweat , like flowers or candy , and the boys always smelled like armpits. I know it sounds weird ,” he continued laughing , “but I know I can’t be the only guy who’s ever thought about it. But , anyway , even though I think I was the only guy in my school who didn’t smell like an armpit , because I was always so meticulous when it came to personal hygiene , I never had any success with the girls. I was small for my age , and sometimes I even thought that I looked like a girl. So , one day , I was twelve at the time , I borrowed one of my mother’s two wigs , and one of my sister’s blouses and pair of pants that she seldom wore anymore. I had to sneak them out of the house in my book bag. During recess I had to put them on in a stall in the boys’ room and sneak out without anyone seeing me.  

“I remember walking around the school yard , mingling with the girls , watching them Jumping rope and playing dodge ball. No one recognized me. No one knew who I really was. No one knew that I was Stu Burguiere dressed up as a girl. After a while , some of the girls asked if I was a new student because they had never seen me – the girl I was pretending to be – and I said yes. I even joined them , playing dodge ball. I liked it. Not the game. I liked being a girl. There was no sudden revelation that I knew I was born to be a girl or anything. I just knew from that moment that I wanted to be a girl. I liked dressing like a girl and smelling like a girl. I did it every day for a week , and the more I did it , the more I liked it , even though I was risking getting caught , but somehow managed not to.

“But since I was a kid , there was nothing I could do about it , other than dressing up like one and pretending to be one. I had to wait until I was much older , until I was able to save up enough for the procedure , operation , whatever. This was before I started working for Glenn. I’ve never told any of this to anyone but my wife. The reason I’m here telling everyone my story now , is I don’t want to keep it a secret anymore. We were doing a segment on the Glenn Beck Show one day where I was pretending to be George Soro’s girlfriend , and it was then that I decided I had to tell everyone the truth. The guy you see now , Stu Burguiere , is just a character that I do every day on television and radio. My name is now Sue , and I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my life.”   

Aviary Photo_131175858292215920“I’m shocked!” Glenn Beck said when he found out. “I’m totally shocked! I might wind up crying about this like I cry about everything else. Who knew Stu was really Sue! Not me , that’s who!”  

When asked about Stu’s/Sue’s – future at The Blaze , Beck said , “Stu – Sue  , whatever , has done a fine job in all the years he – or she – has been here. Why would I fire him , I mean her?” 

Aviary Photo_131175808450270987“Wow! Stu is really Sue!” Dana Loesch of The Dana Show , said with a grin. “I’m surprised , but I can’t say I’m shocked. I always suspected there was something kind of creepy about him/ her , something not quite right with that dude – chick – whatever. He/she’s  not a pervert is he/she? He /she’s not going to hit on me or anything, is he/she? That would really be creepy!”

Aviary Photo_131175826757810507No one was more surprised and shocked than Pat Gray , Stu’s/Sue’s – best friend of many years.  “I never imagined in a million years that this would ever happen to someone like Stu – I mean Sue. He’s – she’s – the last dude – chick , whatever – I thought would ever do something like this. But I can’t say I really blame him -or her. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be a girl too. And , no , I’m not a pervert. I just hope he /she  doesn’t hit on me either. I’m married. But he/ she is kind of cute as Sue Burguiere.”