How Barack Obama Ruined America , And Was The Worst President Ever , Part 1

 

 

 

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An exclusive expose that lame stream liberal sources are unwilling to cover   ,  by conservative sleuth John Hawkins.

Barack Obama was the worst president the United Stated has ever had. During his eight years in office his Marxist policies utterly destroyed America. From Obama care to the economy , millions of Americans were left devastated , jobless and never recovered. I know liberals don’t want to hear the truth but now that Trump is president America is indeed great again , no doubt about it : the economy is booming , and millions more people are working than they ever were under Obama.

With this list , I intend to prove what an utter failure Barack Obama was and why conservatives disliked him so much. It had nothing to do with racism , but his Marxist policies.

Here are the first five worse offenses committed by Obama that prove he ruined America and was the worst president ever.

1) Tan Suit Gate , or Suit Gate.  Remember when Obama wore that tan suit? It was one of the most disgraceful things he did as president. Worse than Benghazi and even worse than saying ‘if you like your health care you can keep it.’ By wearing it , he was showing how much contempt he had for the presidency , and tailors all over America. They must have had nightmares about that suit for weeks. I never would have been caught dead in such an outfit , but the fact that Obama was caught on camera wearing it , proved what conservatives have said about him all along , that he was a Marxist.

2) Shoe Gate.  Another shameful display of disrespect was when he put his feet up on the Oval office desk. I see no problem with someone wanting to put their feet on their desk top. I’ve done it myself sometimes , especially when I’m barefoot , to keep the dog from licking my feet. But at least he could have taken his shoes off first. He probably would have started clipping his toe nails , and popped his corns , both of which would have been gross enough to give me nightmares.

Some conservatives believe he was signaling to the Muslim Brotherhood how much he hated America , but I believe he was just showing off his clod hoppers.

3) Beer Gate. When Obama insulted police Sargeant James Crowley , he was insulting every white person in America. He was showing America that he was a racist by calling him stupid. That means Obama thinks every white person is stupid. Which is why he had to apologize by inviting him over to the White House for a beer and some nuts. Where he got drunk and made a fool of himself , like the time he wore that awful tan suit.

4) Latte Gate. One of Obama’s most shameful displays of disrespect. Everyone knows he has always hated the military , and saluting marines with a latte in his hand was all the proof anyone needed. Not only was it disrespectful , it also proved he was a Marxist , because as everyone knows , only Marxists salute with coffee in their hands.

5) Mustard Gate. When Obama put Dijon mustard on his hamburger instead of ketchup , it not only proved how un American he was , but also a Marxist. Only a Marxist would put Dijon mustard on their hamburger.

And there you have it , the first five worst offenses by Barack Obama that proved he ruined America and was the worst president ever.

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It Is the Sacred Duty of All Conservatives to Own the Libs

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2018/08/02/it-is-the-sacred-duty-of-all-conservatives-to-own-the-libs-n2505511

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I agree. We need to keep putting on those pampers every time those smug libs don’t see things our way.  

We need to Keep calling those libs snowflakes who cry about wanting to shut down our free speech on college campuses.

We need to keep targeting those smug ass lib professors for harassment and intimidation , for having lib ideas.

We need to keep trying to get them fired for criticizing president Trump.

We need to keep complaining about NFL players disrespecting the flag and our soldiers , by kneeling during the national anthem.

We need to keep calling out Black Lives Matter. They don’t want equality. It’s all about hating police and white people.

We need to keep calling out so-called gun control activists. They don’t care about gun violence ; they just want to take our guns away.

We need to keep calling out Antifa. They’re the real fascists.

Everytime we conservatives put on a pair of pampers , we show those smug , self-righteous , and sanctimonious libs , that we too can have our safe spaces – which are the confines of our own diapers – and by doing so , we own them in epic fashion.

Right Wing Group To Pansy PC College Liberals : You’re The Crybabies , Even Though We litterally Wear Diapers

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tpusa-diaper-protest-kent-state/

Apparently they’re for conservatives too.

 

It’s funny  that conservatives spend so much time whining about liberals on college campuses wanting to restrict their ideas and opinions , claiming that they’re all a bunch of snowflakes. And then they pull a a stunt like this. I can’t say I’m surprised. It was an idea that one these Einstein’s would have come up with sooner or later.

Hey , let’s wear diapers on college campuses! That will show those stupid libs what crybabies they are!

Last Fall , members of Turning Point USA , a conservative group , decided to do just that … wear diapers on the campus of Kent State University. The event was to protest the safe spaces of liberals on college campuses. Led by Charlie Kirk , the group set up playpens around the campus and sucked on bottles and pacifiers in an effort to convince everyone that liberals are nothing but whiny , diaper wearing babies. But all they really succeeded in doing was making fools of themselves.

This past Spring , members of the group , a total of eight , returned to the campus , despite the fact that they had been relentlessly mocked on social media. Once again the group proceeded to embarrass themselves by donning diapers , and sucking on bottles and pacifiers. It took literally seconds to draw crowds , most of whom taunted and made fun of the diaper wearing conservatives. Others joined in donning extra Depends provided by the diaper wearing conservatives.

Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk. According to Kirk , the groups mission has been to counter liberal brainwashing on university campuses by wearing diapers. Kirk said he got the idea from Conservative commentator and fellow current member of TPUSA , Tomi Lahren.

“Conservatives are under attack in America by liberals ,” Kirk told the Journal as he adjusted his diaper. “They can’t let us speak without crying and throwing temper tantrums like little crybabies. When Tomi said conservatives should wear Depends on college campuses to trigger the liberals , I knew it was a great idea. And that’s exactly what’s happening. They’re so triggered they’re calling us the diaper wearing crybabies.”

On her show on the Fox News channel , The Ingraham Angle , Laura Ingraham did a segment on the TPUSA event in which she pledged to donate a shitload of depends to the protesters.

Laura Ingraham pledging her love and support to TPUSA.

 

Tomi Lahren also pledged her support via Twitter :

Keep fighting the good fight Charlie! Keep triggering the liberal snowflakes.

#liberals wear diapers.

Sponge Ted Squishy Pants Insults Parkland Teen Activists As Soulless And Brainless

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SpongeTed Squishy Pants , AKA Ted Nugent.

From the Washington PostConservative rocker Ted Nugent , known affectionately as The Motor City Madman by his fans , and Uncle Ted by the scores of underage girls he had inappropriate affairs with , recently criticized Parkland teen gun control activists as soulless and mushy brained in a recent interview on the Joe Paggs Show on Newsmax TV.

“I hate to say it , but these teens are soulless , mushy brained commie pinkos whose only goal in life is to blame responsible gun owners for mass murder and take their guns away. Hitler wanted gun control too , and he got it by confiscating all guns in Germany so the Jews couldn’t fight back.”

Parkland Florida high school shooting survivor , Sarah Chadwick , responded via Twitter by calling Nugent a mushy pants draft dodger who deliberately soiled himself to avoid the Vietnam war , with the hashtag Sponge Ted Squishy Pants.

According to Ted Nugent student activists who witnessed their friends getting shot , are mushy brained and soulless. But Ted , tough talking , gun-toting , great American Patriot , once soiled himself to avoid the draft.

#Sponge Ted Squishy Pants. 💩💩💩

Nugent wasn’t too thrilled with Chadwick’s response , so he took to his Facebook page with the following rant :

“For all the morally inept and mushy brained liberals who have spread fake news about me supposedly soiling myself to avoid the draft , nothing could be further from the truth. What happened was , I had a bad combination of elk meat and refried beans and had the craps for a week.”

Yeah , right Ted.

How President Trump Saved Christmas From Obama The Grinch

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The King of kooks , crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes.

Throughout Obama’s two terms in the White House  , Fox News and right-wing media promoted the war on Christmas as a gimmick to boost their ratings. The Obama’s never celebrated Christmas in the White House , never put up any Christmas trees , ornaments , and never sent out any Christmas cards. Obama hated Christmas , so apparently he sent out a decree or signed an executive order banning Christmas in America , forbidding retail stores from displaying Christmas decorations and saying Merry Christmas to their customers.

And so , the war on Christmas had begun. And each year that the un-American Obama’s were in the White House it got worse and worse. Barack Obama and his family wished America a Merry Christmas each year , put up Christmas trees at the White House , including decorations , and sent out Christmas cards. Wal-Mart and other retail outlets displayed Christmas decorations , played Christmas music , and greeted their customers with Merry Christmas and other holiday greetings. Television channels like Hallmark played Christmas movies from August all the way through December , and ninety percent of Americans celebrated Christmas each year , even though according to conservatives , Obama The Grinch made it a crime for anyone to celebrate the holiday , or say Merry Christmas without being arrested and hauled off in hand cuffs , before being sentenced to death by firing squad.

At the recent Values Voters Summit last October , Trump told cheering conservatives that they were free to say Merry Christmas again , because Obama the Grinch was no longer in the White House. There were tears of joy as the audience went crazy , many of them declaring the forty-fifth president the second coming of Christ.

In 2015 Sarah Palin released her best-selling book , How Obama The Grinch Stole Christmas … Again : The Communist Liberal Media’s War On Christmas. She’s written several ridiculous books over the years , including the former. Her latest , a sequel , How President Trump Saved Christmas From Obama The Grinch , is her most ridiculous book to date. It was co-written with Victoria Jackson , who has also written several anti-Obama books , all of them even more ridiculous and insane than anything Sarah Palin has ever written.

They made a recent appearance on the Alex Jones show to discuss the new book.

From the Alex Jones Radio Show , March 25 , 2018 :

Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , and around the world. I bring you the real news , not the fake news that the mainstream liberal media brings you every day because they’re controlled by George Soros , the biggest communist liberal in the world.

“My guests today have written several books about Barack Obama and his evil influence on American politics. One of them I greatly admire. She’s the former governor of Alaska , who once ran for president. The other is a kook , a crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake , and nothing she writes makes any sense. Sarah Palin , and Victoria Jackson. Welcome to the show , ladies.”

Victoria : “Gee , Alex , I don’t know why I keep coming back here , since all you do is make fun of me.

Alex : “You must be a glutton for punishment. I mean , what else can I say? Except that you’re a kook , a crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake.”

Victoria : “You’re the conspiracy theorist who literally believes every conspiracy you’ve ever heard. But I’m the kook , the crackpot , the wacko , and the fruitcake?”

Alex : “You said it , not me.”

Victoria : “You said it.”

Alex : “That’s right.”

Victoria : “Well , since you believe every conspiracy you’ve ever heard , wouldn’t that make you a kook , a crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake?”

Alex : “Excuse me? There’s a big difference between my conspiracies and your conspiracies. My conspiracies are all true , and make sense , and your conspiracies are all nonsense and don’t make any sense.”

Victoria : “None of your conspiracies have ever made sense and have never come true , but mine don’t make any sense?”

Alex : “That’s right. Nobody in their right mind would believe the nonsense you write at World Net Daily , or Politico Chicks.”

Victoria : “I believe you mean Politi Chicks.”

Alex : “Whatever.”

Victoria : “I thought you believed World Net Daily was one of the most credible sources on the internet.”

Alex : “It is when it’s not something written by you. Only a kook , a crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake would take seriously anything another kook , crackpot , wacko , and a fruitcake writes about. Like Obama’s mole being his evil twin , or that Mickey Mouse , and Donald Duck actually helped Obama steal the elections.”

Victoria : “Whatever , Alex.”

Alex : “Alright , let’s get to the book. Sarah you two wrote the book , actually you started the book just after president Trump became president in November  2016.”

Sarah : “That’s right , Alex. And it was during his campaign that he promised that Americans would be free to say Merry Christmas again without being ridiculed or made fun of. But it wasn’t until after the Value Voters Summit that we finished it and it became a national best seller.”

Victoria : “Yeah , because Obama outlawed Merry Christmas and anything having to do with it , because he’s a communist.”

Fox Planning To Debut New Show , Alternative Facts With Kellyanne Conway

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Kellyanne Conway to host new show on Fox , Alternative Facts.

 Washington –  A new show will soon debut on Fox. It’s called Alternative Facts With Kellyanne Conway. The fair and balanced Fox News loves the new president , Donald Trump , and they love Kellyanne Conway just as much. The new show will air Friday mornings across the Fox Network , just after Fox And Friends , starting early next month.

According to producers of the new show , topics for discussion will include the size of president Trump’s inaugural attendance – which sources have claimed numbered in the hundreds of thousands – how former president Obama tapped Trump Tower phones , some sources even claiming that the Obama dogs were the real culprits , the supposed Bowling Green Massacre , and president Trump’s Muslim ban that really wasn’t a ban.

Alex Jones , King of kooks , crackpots  , wackos , and fruitcakes.

 Fans have praised  the new show as innovative , and ground breaking. “It’s a refreshing change to the liberal media bias ,” said conspiracy theorist , Alex Jones. “It’s about time someone as intelligent as Kellyanne Conway is willing to tell the truth that the liberal media under Obama wasn’t  willing to touch with a fine tooth comb , because they were his lap dogs , just like Sonny and Bo are his lap dogs. Like the tapping of the Trump Tower phones during the election. It was the Obama dogs that were the real criminals. And the Bowling Green Massacre , which really did happen , involving ACORN , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead , just as they were involved in stealing the last two elections for Obama. I can’t wait to be on her show and tell her all about it!”

Conservative wind bag , Mark Levin.

“Now that we have Donald Trump  , a real president in the White House!” Conservative screecher Mark Levin said earlier this week. “The alternative facts – the real facts – will come out! Obama and his whole family will finally be jailed for treason! We couldn’t get him on his birth certificate , we couldn’t get him on executive orders , and we couldn’t get him on Benghazi! But I am confident that we will get him on espionage! America will be outraged and shocked to learn that Obama trained his dogs Sonny and Bo Obama – who are most likely communists themselves , that’s right , I said it! Prove me wrong! – to tap president Trump’s phones! I can’t wait to be on the show!”

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The Motor City Madman reacting to the news of Kellyanne Conway getting her own show on Fox.

  No one was more excited than Ted Nugent. “When I found out Trump was the next president of the United States , I  actually crapped my pants , I was so excited ,” Ted Nugent told Gun Shots And Cum Shots magazine. His critics have charged that he did the same to avoid the Vietnam war , which Nugent claimed was nothing but liberal lies to make him look weak and spineless , something which can ‘be expected from liberals ,” he said. “When I found out Kellyanne Conway was getting her own show at Fox , my favorite channel , I crapped my pants again. I also shot my load and all eight hundred of my guns at the same time. I can’t wait to be on the show and do it again!”

Tomi And The Snowflakes

 Since her departure from One America News , and joining The Blaze Network , Tomi Lahren has become a social media phenomenon. She is best known for her outrageous opinions that very seldom have any grounding in reality or fact. Some of these opinions are so outrageous , such as comparing the civil rights group Black Lives Matter to the modern-day KKK , they have managed to piss people off , and have earned her monikers like White Privilege Barbie , Nazi Barbie , and Aryan Snowflake. Some People have even took to twitter to troll her by purposefully mispronouncing her name.

Some of her other outrageously ridiculous statements include , former president Obama had a friendly to jihadis mentality , meaning he was weak on terrorism ( apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Obama’s foreign policy included droning seven different places around the world in the war on terror ) because he would not utter the phrase , ‘radical Islamic terrorism’ that Ms. Lahren and her fans were so desperate to hear , because saying so would apparently eliminate the jihadi threat to America.

During a recent visit to ABC’s The View , Tomi admitted that as a Conservative she is pro-choice , and called other Conservatives who called themselves pro-life , hypocrites. That was a mistake in the Conservative circle , which got the feisty commentator into hot water with her employer , Glenn Beck. He promptly suspended her , then fired her. Now , the two are suing each other , or have sued each other … whatever.

But supposedly there have been other reasons behind Tomi’s departure from The Blaze Network. According to an article in the Daily Caller , Tomi’s declaration of pro-choice and calling Conservatives hypocrites , was the “final straw in her relationship with The Blaze Network.”  Without naming any sources , the article claims she was rude to her co-workers , argued with several people over controversial views she had expressed , treated assistants like they were slaves , wanting them to always warm her butt pad for her , and cared more about creating controversy than being honest. Also , according to the article , she wasn’t especially fond of Dana Loesch , and went out of her way to avoid her.

Tomi appeared on a recent episode of the Alex Jones Show to set the record straight on the reasons behind her departure from the Blaze Network.

Alex : “Welcome to the show , ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. My guest on today’s show is Tammy Loren – “

Tomi : “Tomi. Tomi Lahren.”

Alex : “Whatever. Ms. Lowen has written several books. White people : The New Victims Of racism In The Age Of Obama , and Obama Wants To Eat Your Guns. Her latest is Tomi And The Snowflakes , which is scheduled for release sometime this Summer by Trump’s Not A Racist And He Loves America Unlike That Other President , Publishing , reveals the events behind her departure from The Blaze , which includes plenty of drama , cat fights , and verbal name calling. Just the kind of drama her fans have come to expect.

“Alright , I’ve read the book , Timmy – “

Tomi : “Tomi.”

Alex : “When my producer gave me a copy of the book , at first I thought it was about a new female rock group or something. Anyway ,  for those who are listening to the show and haven’t yet read it , why don’t you give a short summary of what it’s about.”

Tomi : “The book is about a group of special snowflakes at The Blaze who had a melt down when I called them hypocrites , among other things.”

Alex : “Lonnie – “

Tomi : “Tomi.”

Alex : “Whatever. In the book you discuss several particularly interesting incidents  in detail , such as an encounter with Dana Letch – I probably mispronounced it , I’m not very good with names – who you several times refer to as a bitch , a skank , and a ‘ho’ , and also an embarrassing encounter with Stu Burger , or Booger – ”

Tomi : “Burguiere.”

Alex : “What is that , a french name or something?”

Tomi : “I really don’t know.”

Alex : “It sounds like the french version of the word booger.”

Tomi : “It could be. I have no idea.”

Glenn and Stu ( Sue ). Still a happy couple.

Alex : “Doesn’t really matter. Still sounds like booger to me. Anyway , this guy Stu , or Sue , or whatever his , or her name is , had sex reassignment surgery a few years back , and has been pretending to be a girl , or a guy , or a transvestite , or whatever , ever since. Right? But what’s even more embarrassing is that – and most of Glenn Beck’s viewers don’t even know this , because they’re all so stupid , which is even more embarrassing , and what’s even more embarrassing is that he’s even more stupid than they are – Glenn , and this Stu , or Sue fella , or whatever , have been married for some time now. Yes , that’s right ladies and gentlemen , Glenn Beck actually divorced his second wife to marry a transvestite! I’m not making this stuff up. I wish I was , but I’m not. Who would have thought that Glenn Beck actually has a thing for gay transvestites? Some really bizarre stuff is going on over there at The Blaze. Isn’t that right , Connie?”

Tomi : “Tomi. It’s Tomi , Alex.”

Alex : “Isn’t that what I said?”

Tomi : “No , you’ve gotten my name wrong four times now.”

Alex : “I’m sorry , Suzi. I’m not trying to be rude or anything. It’s just that I’m not very good with names. They all sound the same to me.”

Tomi : “You can’t tell the difference between Tomi and Timmy?”

Alex : “Tomi , Timmy , what’s in a name? They all sound the same.”

Tomi : “Not to me.”

Alex : “Whatever you say , Ronny. Anyway , like I said , some weird stuff is happening at The Blaze , am I right?”

Tomi : ( Rolls eyes ) “Right.”

Alex : “According to the book , Dana Leech was always crapping up a wind storm  when she was around you , because you knew she hated you , and she knew you hated her too?”

Dana Loesch , angry harpy.

Tomi : “That’s right. I couldn’t stand her for several reasons. For one ,  she was always bragging about her so-called native American heritage , which is like 00.00 percent or something – native heritage , my ass – which I always thought was BS , and I told her so once , which set her off. I called her chief Shitting Bull , and she went ballistic. Her eyes bugged out and she said if I ever called her that again , she would sit on me and use my face for a toilet. Another reason I couldn’t stand her was because she always acted like a big shot. She would wear dark glasses and a fur coat every day before she filmed her show , because she was jealous that my show got higher ratings than hers , and she couldn’t stand it , and by wearing a fur coat and glasses , I knew she was trying to mock me. But what infuriated her the most was the fact that I had a butt pad and she didn’t. She was always jealous of the fact that I had a butt pad because my show was more popular than hers. The reason she didn’t have a butt pad is because no one liked her as much as they liked me , which is the reason I got a butt pad and she didn’t. And my butt is perkier and cuter than hers , and needs a butt pad to warm it up. Dana has the butt of a sixty year old woman , and no butt pad would keep that saggy ass of hers from sagging. I mean , look at it. Mine. Not her’s.”

She stood up and jiggled it like a teenager participating in a bikini contest. “Isn’t that the cutest , perkiest butt you ever did see?”

Alex getting excited watching Tomi shake her cute , perky butt.

Alex : ( Blushing ) “Uh … yeah , Ms. Lahren. Very nice Terry , I mean Timmy , I mean Tomi ! Please sit down. My producer’s getting excited.”

Tomi : “That BS about me being jealous of her , was nothing but BS. I was the one that got more attention because my butt is perkier and cuter than hers , and she couldn’t stand it. Dana always had to be the center of attention , because she’s a whiny-attention-seeking crybaby snowflake.”

Alex : “Also according to the book , you told her she looked like a horse , and that you spread a rumor that she was really a guy in drag , like that Stu , or Sue fella?”

Tomi : “That’s right , Alex. When I told her she had a face like a horse , her eyes bugged out , and she screamed , ‘What did you call me , you skank?’ I said , ‘You look like Mr. Ed’s wife!’ She screamed like a harpy again , grabbed a handful of my hair , threw me on the ground , and farted several times in my face. I mean , God , it was disgusting. I wanted to vomit. It stank like a skunk had invaded the studio. She really knew how to stink up the place. I felt like I was going to die from the stench , but at last Glenn came and pulled her off me. This was during a break in a taping of my show Final Thoughts , back in December. But the time I said she looked like a transvestite , that was even worse. Not only did she fart in my face again , she literally crapped her pants. And this time I did almost die from the stench. In fact , I actually barfed. But this time nobody had to pull her off me , because she was so embarrassed , she ran off holding onto the seat of her pants. She never bothered me again after that , I think because she was afraid I would tell someone , anyone. When the book is published , she’ll probably try to sue me , but I don’t care. I hope she gets laughed out of court. But she did tell  Stu that I said he looked like a gay frog , which I never did , and he also farted in my face. But I did say that she – Dana – looked like Sue when he – I mean she – was pretending to be Stu. And he farted in my face again. She also told Glenn that I once came on to Stu , and they both farted in my face. 

“And that was how I really got fired from The Blaze. It had absolutely nothing  to do with my coming out as pro-choice , or calling Conservatives hypocrites. It had everything to do with the fact my butt is cuter and perkier , and more popular than all of their sagging , old fart assess put together.”