Fox News Insider’s Jeanine Pirro : Too Dumb And Crazy To Know She’s Insane

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Jeanine Pirro , mainstream media’s dumbest and craziest host.

The crazy never ends with Jeanine Pirro.

For more than seven years the host of Justice With Judge Jeanine has made a reputation for herself as the most controversial commentator at Fox News. Each week her adoring fans tune in to watch their favorite host say something crazy , because they now she’s bat crap insane. And since her lips are permanently glued to the president’s rear end , she never fails to satisfy their appetite for crazy.

During a 2016 rant , she made the ridiculous claim that America had united behind former president Obama , and urged Democrats and Liberals to do the same with Trump. Yeah , that’s not going to happen.

During a December 2017 broadcast of her show , she metaphorically donned a Hitler uniform while going off on an authoritarian rant against top DOJ and FBI officials , calling for them to be ‘taken out in cuffs ‘ for daring to investigate the current sitting president.

In September she complained about Obama having the audacity to criticize president Trump. ‘How dare you , ‘ she complained. ‘This man is the president of the United States , someone we put in office , and he is to be respected.’

Apparently , Jeanine showed Obama the same respect and never criticized him once.

Last summer , she ranted about the Obama’s teaming with Netflix , during which rant , she lost her mind and was dragged off to the funny farm , but unfortunately , it was only for a short visit.

Shortly after returning to Fox News , she went off on yet another rant , calling the Democratic party Demon rats for attempting to smear an innocent president who could do no wrong. Again , she was dragged off to the funny farm , but once again it wasn’t long enough , as some had previously noted.

On a recent episode of Justice With Judge Jeanine , the former judge took another detour from reality. According to an unnamed witness who described it , ‘it was a wild ride on the crazy train which judge Jeanine has taken many times in her years at Fox News.’

“Jeanine had just finished her opening statement , which was full of bulls**t as usual ,” she told the Journal. “Nothing new , nothing original. Just a bunch of stringed together s**tty talking points , basically the same s**t she tweeted the night before.”

The Demon rats have proven how uncivil they are by confronting Republicans , criticizing president Trump ( how dare they , we never criticized Obama ) , and protesting. The mob mentality is all they know. From Eric Holder’s ‘they go low , we kick ’em’, to clawing at the doors of the Supreme Court , it’s time to set the rat traps again and show the Demon rats they’re too dumb to know they’re losing.

“The insanity started after her opening statement , and as usual , she was angry. Angry that anyone would dare criticize or oppose president Trump , and it always infuriated her. During the break , the make up girl , a teenage intern , had to apply a thin layer of skin tone to her face , because Jeanine would sweat so profusely under the bright lights when she was upset , causing her make up to run.

” ‘Just who the hell do they think they are?!’ Jeanine said to no one in particular. She was absolutely fuming.

The make up girl apparently thought Jeanine was talking to her.

” ‘Excuse me , Ma’am , were you talking to me?’

” ‘No , I wasn’t talking to you. Just do your job.’

” ‘Yes , ma’am ,’ said the girl.

” ‘Two minutes , judge ,’ the director said from the control booth.

“Everyone at Fox referred to Jeanine as judge , judge Jeanine , your honor , or your highness. She insisted on it. Her ego was that inflated. And since almost everyone was terrified of her , no one dared argue with her. If you failed to address her as such , there was hell to pay. You had two options. Lose your job , or grovel at her feet – literally , she insisted on that , too – while begging her forgiveness. And since no one wanted to lose their job , they chose to grovel at her feet. I’d seen it happen to a few employees who were foolish enough not to address her by one of her chosen titles , and it was thoroughly humiliating to witness.

“Jeanine was the most popular news commentator at Fox , easily beating out Hannity and Carlson in the ratings on any given day , both of whom were the networks most popular male commentators. But Jeanine was The most popular commentator , not because she had any integrity as a reporter – she didn’t , she completely lacked any integrity whatsoever – but because she was so crazy she could always be counted on to do or say something completely outrageous. And she always delivered. She was non stop ratings gold for the network.

“She was also president Trump’s pet favorite , and it was no mystery why. Jeanine always took the opportunity to kiss his a** , which was also no mystery , since her nose was forever , thoroughly and permanently lodged up his rectum like a cork that has been jammed all the way inside a Champaign bottle. And damned if anyone was going to dislodge it!

“The producers of her show were well aware of this and took the opportunity to issue a memo to all employees not to upset the b****h queen – not their words , but what many of us called her behind her back. Some of us also referred to her as Sniff Queen Jeanine , or The Sniff Queen.

“What the producers should have done , was fire her after her previous behavior.

” ‘Who the hell do they think they are!?’ Jeanine said again , this time pounding a fist on her desk , startling the girl. ‘Do they think they can criticize and bad mouth the greatest president who ever lived , and get away with it? I’ll give those Demon rats something to b***h about!’

“The intern looked slightly amused. ‘Demon rats? What’s a Demon rat?’

” ‘A Democrat ,’ Jeanine said , looking at the girl as if she were an idiot.

” ‘A Demon rat is a Democrat who criticizes the president?’

” ‘That’s right.’

” ‘Well , that doesn’t sound very nice. If you ask me , it sounds immature and creepy.’

” ‘Excuse me?’ Jeanine said. ‘Did I ask for your opinion?’

” ‘No , ma’am.’

” ‘Then I’ll thank you shut your pie hole and keep your opinions to yourself. We’ll all be a lot happier.’

” ‘Yes , ma’am.’

” ‘One minute , your heinie , uh , uh , um , I mean your highness ,’ the director stammered from the control booth. You could hear the nervousness in his voice. He knew he had screwed up and knew he would soon be groveling at Jeanine’s feet if he wanted to keep his job. But Jeanine appeared not to notice.

“Jeanine appeared not to notice , but the intern sure did. She struggled not to laugh as she finished applying the tone to Jeanine’s face.

” ‘What the hell is so funny?!’

” ‘Nothing’s funny ,’ the girl said.

” ‘Wipe that grin from your pie hole , little girl , or so help me God I’ll wipe it off for you!’

“When Jeanine told her to wipe the grin from her pie hole , all hell broke loose. The girl could no longer suppress her laughter. She burst out laughing.

” ‘Pie hole! Heinie!’ the girl nearly screamed , laughing even harder. ‘Oh God! Oh Jesus! Oh Mary! Oh Joseph! Jesus , Mary , Joseph f***king Christ!

” ‘Heinie and pie hole are funny to you?’

” ‘Yes!’ the girl said , laughing uncontrollably. She was now laughing so hard she was doubled over , clutching her stomach with both hands.

” ‘Somebody make it stop!’ the girl cried. ‘Oh God , somebody make it stop! It hurts! I can’t stop laughing!’

” ‘Shut up , you little b***h!’ Jeanine said and lunged at the girl.

“As Jeanine launched herself at the girl , the studio door flew open and the director rushed in.

” ‘Jesus Christ!’ he said , ‘not again!’

“He had been the director both previous times Jeanine had boarded the crazy train , and he clearly didn’t know how to handle the situation.

” ‘For God sake , break it up you two , we’re back in ten seconds ,’ he said , glancing at his watch.

“Jeanine and the girl ignored him. Jeanine had the girl pinned under her and was slapping her in the face repeatedly.

” ‘Who’s laughing now , little girl?!’

” ‘Get off me , crazy b***h!’ the girl cried. ‘Help! Somebody get this crazy bitch off me! She’s lost her f**king mind!’

“No one dared pull Jeanine off her. We all knew we would get the same treatment she was giving the girl. And for good measure we would have to grovel for forgiveness at her feet.

“Instead of cutting off the cameras as he should have done , the director attempted to pull the two apart , and that was a mistake. It was a mistake because he put his hands on Jeanine , attempting to pull her away from the girl , and no one put their hands on Jeanine. Especially a man . She was the Fox News queen and president Trump’s favorite a** kisser , and she better be treated like royalty.

“The second the director laid hands on Jeanine , she growled like a wild animal , and stopped slapping the girl.

” ‘How dare you touch me!’ she said , and flipped him over her shoulder with ease , as if he were nothing more than a rag doll. She seemed either possessed with super human strength , or was high on Trump’s farts. The latter seemed more likely.

“The director flew across the studio a good ten feet or more , and landed on his back with a painful thud. He lay still a moment , groaning , and then struggled to his feet , gripping his back with both hands as he stumbled back to the control booth , where he was told to keep filming after the break.

“As the director sailed across the studio , the girl managed to push Jeanine off her and was attempting to get away. But Jeanine was too quick. She yanked the girl back by the hair , managing to rip out a fistful.

” ‘Where do yo think you’re going?!’ There was a tearing sound like someone splitting open their pants , and the girl squealed , clutching at her head.

” ‘You ripped out my hair!

“There was an angry , red bald spot on the back of her head. For a moment the two stared at each other , stunned , like deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car. Jeanine glanced at the fistful of hair as if she couldn’t believe what she had done.

” ‘I’ll kill you!’ the girl screamed.

” ‘Not if I kill you first!’

“The two lunged at each other , flailing away like toddlers in a preschool brawl. ” ‘I’ll scratch your eyes out!’ the girl screamed.

” ‘Not if I scratch yours out first!’

“For nearly a minute they continued to flail blindly as they cursed each other with one vulgar name after another. Then finally Jeanine managed once again to latch onto the girl’s hair with her well manicured claws and proceeded to tear loose another handful. The girl screamed and lunged at Jeanine. The two rolled around the floor screaming and cursing and tearing each others hair out.

“It wasn’t long before security arrived. As they attempted to calm the two down and pull them off each other , Jeanine punched one guard in the face and flipped the other , just as she had flipped the poor director , who was now cowering in the control booth.

“The unfortunate guard also went flying , this time I was certain a good twenty feet. He too landed on his back , with an ‘ooofff!’ and lay still , as the guard Jeanine punched , struggled to calm her down. But Jeanine wasn’t having it. She kicked and punched at him weakly , at last beginning to tire herself out.

“The girl was lying on the floor , exhausted. She had a black eye , a bloody nose , and chunks of her hair were missing. Someone helped her up , and escorted her out of the studio.

“Jeanine was still struggling weakly with the guard , who had at last managed to restrain her in cuffs. She looked worse than the girl. She had much more hair missing from her scalp , and her face was streaked grotesquely with make up. She looked like the Zuni fetish doll in the Trilogy Of Terror movie.

” ‘How dare you hand cuff me!’ she screeched at the guard. ‘You’ll lose your job for this. Release me now damn it , or so help me God when I become the next attorney general , I’ll see to it that you never get another job!’

“She was under the delusion that she would be the next attorney general , but apparently was not aware that Jeff Sessions had already been replaced.

“The guard ignored her. He didn’t care if she was the queen of the network or the president’s favorite. And since he was not a Fox News employee , he would never have to grovel at her feet like the rest of us.

“Most of the brawl had been caught on camera. What had not been filmed , were the assaults on the director , the two security guards , her arrest for multiple counts of assault , and the orderlies who restrained her , shot her full of Thorazine and dragged her off to the local funny farm for a third straight visit. But like the previous visits , she was gone only a couple of days.

“Like most of her critics , the producers of her show knew she was crazy , and they took advantage of that craziness by allowing her to continue making a fool of herself every week. They also knew she was making the network look foolish , but they couldn’t care less as long as it was good for the ratings. And it was ratings gold.

“The brawl with the intern was used as a separate segment , titled , Justice With Judge Jeanine : Judge Jeanine Assaulted By Violent Leftist. The premise of the segment was that Jeanine would be interviewing a college social justice warrior about Trump’s border wall , when the leftist suddenly goes berserk and attacks her , because as Fox viewers are brainwashed to believe , all leftists are intolerant to those who disagree with them , and each one constitutes a violent mob.

“But since there had only been the brawl between the intern and Jeanine , they filmed a fake interview with a look-alike to play the crazed liberal. It aired during her show a couple of weeks later , and it became the highest rated program on the network. Millions tuned in to watch Jeanine make a complete fool of herself.

“The week after it aired , the network’s two most insufferable commentators , Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham , ran constant clips of it , with the ridiculous heading : Judge Jeanine Owns Crazy College Lib , creaming themselves with satisfaction after each airing.

“The producers of her show knew she would never have come up with such a brilliant idea on her own , because they knew she was too dumb and crazy to realize how insane she is.

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Crazy Fox News Commentator , Jeanine Pirro , Removed From Live Broadcast A Second Time In Straight Jacket

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Crazy Jeanine is back!

Just weeks after being released from a New York mental health facility , Jeanine Pirro was back to her old tricks again at Fox New , ranting about the Democrats and their deep state connections to topple the greatest president America has ever known , demonstrating to the world how bat s**t crazy she is , and that she never should have been released in the first place.

Several weeks ago , the crazy host of Justice With Judge Jeanine went off the deep end during an anti Obama/Netflix rant , in which she accused the popular streaming service of corroborating with the Obama’s to spread socialism.

This latest incident occurred on her September 15th broadcast during an unhinged rant against Dianne Feinstein and other Democrats over the alleged sexual misconduct of Republican supreme court nominee , Brett Kavanaugh.

According to eye witnesses , this incident was more disturbing than her last outburst.

“During the last couple of weeks , since that last incident , Jeanine seemed no crazier than usual ,” one witness , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Jeanine’s always been opinionated , especially about politics , even though it’s clear to anyone who is moderately well-informed , that she’s more often than not , full of s**t. And if you ever tell her she’s full of s**t , then you better watch out. Jeanine doesn’t take kindly to anyone telling her she’s full of s**t. I once made the mistake of telling her she was full of s**t, and I instantly regretted it. I won’t go into details , but suffice to say , my ears have been ringing ever since. I won’t make that mistake again!”

“Jeanine was fine until after we taped her opening statement ,” said the director of the show , who also requested anonymity. “As we were heading into break , that’s when everything literally went off the rails on a crazy train.

“You could tell she was still angry. She was absolutely fuming , muttering to herself , referring to senator Feinstein as that crazy ass bitch , under her breath. She also had this crazy , insane look in her eyes. I asked her if she was alright to continue the segment. I wanted her to at least calm down a bit before she went back on. But asking Jeanine to calm down was like asking a puppy not to pee on a carpet. When Jeanine got angry , she seldom calmed down. There was always hell to pay , and you’d best stay out of her way when she got angry. Some of us learned that lesson the hard way.

“For a moment she just stared at me, as if I had just told her to shut up. Her eyes nearly bugged from their sockets. Then her face started twitching , while making theses strange clicking sounds. Saliva drooled from the corners of her mouth.

“I’d seen these types of facial expressions in stroke victims in my younger days as a nurses aide , and I wondered if she might be having a stroke or something.

” ‘I don’t need to calm down ,’ she screamed, and then shoved me , though not hard enough to knock me over. ‘All I need is for Feinstein , and her pack of Demonrats – yes , I said Demonrats – Kamala Harris , Cory Booker , and the king Demonrat himself , Obama , all with their beady little eyes and their chomping little teeth , to stop pestering president Trump and the FBI to investigate judge Kavanaugh!’

“We had less than a minute before going back on the air , so I told her to calm down.

” ‘I don’t need to calm down!’ she screamed again. She shoved me once again , this time hard enough to knock me flat on my ass. She jumped on top of me , grabbed handfuls of her hair , and screaming in a fit of rage , pulled them out by the roots.

” ‘Don’t tell me to calm down , damn it! I can’t stand it when people tell me to calm down!’

“She was so angry I thought she might actually kill me for telling her to calm down. Drool dripped in my face.

“The moment she shoved me a second time , someone called security. He had to pull her off me. No one else wanted to go near her. She refused to calm down , so the guard was forced to restrain her in hand cuffs.

” ‘How dare you hand cuff me!’ she said. ‘Don’t you know who know who I am? I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Ask president Trump! He said so! Let me go , God damn it!’

“Security called the police. She was arrested for assault , and then once again two men from the funny farm arrived , gave her a shot of Thorazine and restrained her in a straight jacket.

“As they restrained her , she cried out , ‘Put down the rat traps , ma! The Demonrats are coming for judge Kavanaugh! We can’t let ’em get ‘im!’

“Struggling weakly and grinning like the Cheshire Cat , from the effect of the Thorazine, she cried out again , ‘Did you put out the rat traps , ma?! Put down some cheese too! That’ll teach the little bastards not to mess with the judge!’

“As I watch them carry her out , cackling like an old hen , I couldn’t help but wonder what possessed the producers of her show to allow her to continue with it. If it were up to me , I would have fired her and cancelled it after the last time. Only time will tell if they wise up and give her the boot.

I also couldn’t help thinking how ridiculous she looked in that straight jacket , with that idiotic grin , and several glaring bald spots on her scalp. I would have found it hilarious if I hadn’t found the whole thing so depressing.

“I always knew Jeanine was a little crazy , but not bat crap insane. I guess the Mueller investigation must have driven her off the deep end.”

#bat-crap-crazy, #brett-kavanaugh, #cory-booker, #democrats, #dianne-feinstein, #fox-news, #jeanine-pirro, #kamala-harris, #obama, #trump

Fox News Commentator Jeanine Pirro Removed From Live Show In Straight Jacket

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Late last year , Fox News commentator , Jeanine Pirro donned her Hitler uniform , calling for a cleansing of the FBI and DOJ for investigating the Trump administration.

Pirro is a former circuit court judge , and host of an hour-long , once weekly show , Justice With Judge Jeanine.

She’s the female counterpart of Mark Levin , another right-wing commentator , who is far more annoying with his nasally voice , and a face that resembles a festering boil on somebody’s nut sack.

While not as annoying as Levin , Pirro is as clueless about modern politics as her counter part , and just as offensive with her blatant dishonesty and hypocrisy.

Her show which consists mainly of shilling for the president , and complaining about the deep state and its so-called liberal media , both of which are in cahoots to destroy Americas greatest president , who hasn’t accomplished a single positive piece of legislation in his almost two years in office.

It’s clear to anyone who has observed Pirro objectively , that she lost her mind long ago , arguably during the Obama era when she often went off on rambling , hate filled , insane rants against Muslims , Obama , and Hillary Clinton.

Recently , during a segment of her show , Pirro went off the rails again , claiming that the Obama’s were attempting to turn Netflix into a socialist storehouse for his socialist agenda , and were planning to use the pretense of producing new programing to attack president Trump and his supporters.

When the producer took her aside during a short break , and calmly explained to her that she was most likely overreacting , Pirro reportedly charged at the producer.

“Jesus , it was scary ,” the producer , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Her eyes were bugged out like a chameleon , and she was screeching like a banshee. She grabbed me by the shoulders and proceeded to shake me as if I were a rag doll or something. Flecks of spittle flew from her mouth and into my face.

” Don’t you know Trump is the greatest president who ever lived , and Obama is the worst!” she screeched in my face , spraying more spittle. “Can’t you see he won’t be happy until he destroys America and undermines president Trump through the deep state?!

“She kept shaking and shaking me , spittle continuing to fly from her lips. I didn’t think she would ever stop. She was so strong it took three people to pull her off me. They held her down while someone called security. She thrashed and struggled like a mad woman , continuing to screech. We were all covered in spittle.

“Let me up!” she screamed. “I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Just as soon as they drain Jeff Sessions from the swamp! How dare you treat me this way! I’ll kill you all!”

Someone called the police , and a few minutes after that orderlies from the local psych ward arrived and carried her out kicking , and screeching , and spittle flying.

“She was admitted to the Manhattan Psychiatric Center for a few days , where she was declared sane – go figure – and was allowed to continue doing her show after a one month suspension. Again , go figure.”

#fbi, #fox-news, #jeanine-pirro, #jeff-sessions, #mark-levin, #netflx, #obama, #trump

Salon: “It’s time to take them out in cuffs”: Fox News’ Jeanine Pirro calls for a purge of the FBI

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An idiot only another idiot could love.

 Jeanine Pirro is the most annoying commentator on Fox News..

This past December on her crappy show Justice With Judge Jeanine , the former hack judge lost her marbles and went full fascist when she called for law enforcement officials to be ‘taken out in cuffs’, calling for a purging of law enforcement because gasp! they have the nerve to investigate Trump , who just happens to be the greatest president we’ve been blessed with. Nothing like that last guy who for eight years did nothing but take vacations and play golf.

She’s not just annoying – with a voice as grating as a finger nail scrapped across a chalk board – but dumb , arrogant , smug , self-righteous , rude , and incredibly obnoxious. This clown has blamed everything wrong in the world and America on Democrats and Obama , from Benghazi , gun violence , terrorism ( apparently he never even tried to do anything about ISIS since he was always too busy giving them flowers and candy ) , the IRS scandal , the imaginary wars on Christians and Christmas , to the Dallas police officers that were shot and killed during a BLM March in 2016.

And who can forget her comical claim that Muslim no go zones existed in Birmingham England , which she was relentlessly ridiculed over? Or her claim that Obama was somehow connected to the Rob Porter scandal?

She has said one outrageous thing after another , made one fact less claim after another , and yet she remains on the air as if she has any credibility. Her latest fascist rant about the FBI should have gotten her fired. But the people who run Fox News apparently have no standards when it comes to reporting. Like any other commentator in right wing media their commentators can say whatever they want and not face any consequences. Anyone else they complain about in the mainstream media would be held accountable and fired.

If it were the Obama administration being investigated , l have no doubt Pirro would be wearing a cheerleading out fit , with pom poms and doing cart wheels every night before her commentary.

If anyone should be taken out in cuffs it’s Jeanine Pirro. Or better yet , a straight jacket. No none will miss her , except maybe her viewers who are the only ones who believe she has any credibility.

#annoying, #arrogant, #condescending, #dumb, #jeanine-pirro, #obnoxious, #rude, #self-righteous, #smug