Obama Responds To Charlottesville Violence With A Quote From Nelson Mandela

Obama Responds To Charlottesville Violence With A Quote From Nelson Mandela. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwkLCl3DU

There is too much fucking hate in this world , and in America. What with all that transpired in Charlottesville , Virginia , I wish Donald Trump could have  given America this message. It would have been more appropriate coming from him ; he is the president after all. It would have shown true leadership. Instead , it turned out to be Barack Obama. He wasn’t the greatest president. He had his problems. He did things he shouldn’t have done. Things I won’t get into here. But at least he never condoned or made excuses for bigotry.  


#barack-obama, #charlottesville, #donald-trump

Stupid Conservative Memes #52 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

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What Obama actually said :

“I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.” 

What sane people heard :   

“I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.”

What sane people know he meant :

I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.

What Obama haters heard :

“I’m going to take everyone’s guns away.”

So , he wanted to take guns away from everyone but the military , the police , and the private body guards of the wealthy liberal elites ( since there are no wealthy Conservative elites ). But why would he want to leave the military , and the police armed? According to Obama hating Conservatives , he hated his own military , and the police.  If he wanted to disarm America , why didn’t he? He had eight years to do it. If he was as powerful as the Obama haters claimed he was , why didn’t he just declare martial law like they were always saying he would do? Isn’t that what dictators do? They were always bitching about how much of a tyrant he was over executive action ,  and yet Obama The Gun Grabber- In-Chief  failed to grab a single gun. 

Stupid Conservative Memes #10 Liberal Logic 101 Edition


Once again Liberal Logic 101 fails to see the irony and the hypocrisy in this ridiculous meme.

Back in 2010 , Obama-hating teabaggers had a fit when a fifth grade school teacher from Texas by the name of Thomas Ritter wrote the president to complain about Obama Care. In the letter Ritter accused the president of making fun of teabaggers. Allegedly Obama used the term also when writing him back , and when the Conservative media got a hold of the story , they cried foul. They claimed it was a derogatory term , and demanded that he apologize immediately.

Liberal Logic 101 : Ted Nugent … called Obama a sub-human mongrel , then apologized. Media still outraged.

Nugent later said , “I apologize , though not necessarily to the president.”

Liberal Logic 101 : Barack Obama … called Ted Nugent , me , and all Tea Party members ‘teabaggers , and has yet to apologize. Media still has head lodged firmly up ass. 

Yeah , Obama should apologize because being called a teabagger is much worse than a sub-human mongrel , and a POS.

Liberal Logic 101 , Ted Nugent , and any Tea Party Conservative who believes Obama should apologize for using the term ‘teabagger’ , have their heads lodged firmly up their asses. 




More Crazy Obama Conspiracies And Controversies

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Conservatives love to hate Obama. He’s not really an American , born in a foreign country , a dangerous , radical socialist communist because he was a community organizer , and hates America because he grew up overseas with a monkey and a parrot according to Glenn Beck. Conservatives have never seen a conspiracy or controversy they didn’t like , as long as it has to do with Barack Obama.

Bike Gate. Apparently the commander-in-chief can’t ride a bike alone or with his family without some sinister motive for doing so. But don’t worry , Katie Pavlich is on the case. Maybe she can find out what it is in her forthcoming book , Bike Gate : Barack Obama’s Something Bloodiest Scandal : How Obama Smuggled Drugs To Mexican Drug Cartels Inside American Bicycles , Just Like He Deliberately Gave Them Weapons In Fast And Furious.

Gun Gate. Conservative heads exploded upon seeing a photo of president Obama shooting a shot-gun at Camp David. For eight years they were certain that The Gun-Grabber-In-Chief would take their precious guns away. It must have been a fake , right? Like his obviously phony birth certificate.

Baseball Gate. Obama throwing the first pitch at 2016’s All-star game obviously proves he’s a great big sissy-boy , because Conservatives say he throws like a girl. But George Bush when he did it , he threw like a man!

Beer Gate. The so-called beer summit between Obama , Henry Louis Gates , and James Crowley , the cop who arrested him , was not really about making peace , according to some Conservatives , but was actually  a sinister plot to assassinate the police Sargent because Obama hates cops , especially white cops.
Also the title of an up coming book by Katie Pavlich , Gina Loudon , and Victoria Jackson.

Runner Gate. To some Conservatives , Obama runs like he throws a baseball.

Missed Golf Shot Gate. The day Obama missed a shot just so he could have an excuse to spend more time on the green , because golf is all he ever thinks about. That , and endless vacations.

Chipotle Gate. The president leaning over a so-called sneeze guard at Chipotle was an actual controversy to some Obama haters.

Huggy Bear Gate. When Florida pizza shop owner Scott Van Duzer awkwardly bear hugged the president back in 2012 , Conservative pundits and commentators speculated that something sinister was afoot. Just what it was , they didn’t know , but it must have been something so earth shatteringly evil , since a Republican couldn’t possibly be a Obama supporter.

Sunny Christmas Tree Gate. At a 2013 holiday celebration at the White House , two-year old Ashtyn Gardner was knocked down by Sunny Obama. Some Conservatives have speculated that Sunny , like his owners , is also a communist , and that he must have done so because he hates Americas children , like his masters hate America. This is one of the actual theories that Katie Pavlich and Victoria Jackson have written about in an upcoming book.

To the craziest Conservatives , everything the Obama’s do and say are either controversies or conspiracies.

Republicans Finally Admit They Don’t Like Obama Because He’s Black


Washington DC – Republicans have been denying for years that their extreme dislike of president Obama has everything to do with his policies and nothing else. But yesterday some Republicans admitted that wasn’t entirely true.

“Of course some of us don’t like president Obama because he’s black ,” Former presidential candidate and governor of Arkansas , Mike Huckabee , told the Washington Post. “But it has nothing to do with race , or his Muslim name. It has everything to do with how he’s destroying America with Obama Care , giving everyone free socialized healthcare , and allowing gays to marry each other and their horses.”

Former presidential candidate and governor of Alaska , Sarah Palin told MSNBC , “Obama’s been complaining for years that people don’t like him because he’s black. And for years we’ve been saying he should go back to Kenya where he was born. He’s the racist.”

On his radio show on The Blaze Network , Glen Beck said , “Barack Obama hasn’t faced any bigotry! We have. Obama has kept black people on his plantation for eight years , giving them welfare , food stamps , Obama phones , photographs , and all kinds of free goodies. There are no white people on his plantation. He’s the real racist.”

During an episode of The O’Reilly Factor earlier this week , Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump  , on a short break from the campaign trail , told Bill O’Reilly it was time to admit the truth about the Republican Party.

“They’re all a bunch of racists ,” Trump admitted. “They may as well be wearing white robes and hoods , it’s so obvious.”

When O’Reilly pointed out Trump’s own involvement in the birther conspiracy , and that he had earlier this year denied knowing who David Duke was , Trump said ,”I never said Obama was born in Kenya , and I still don’t know who David Duke is. They’re the racists , not me.”

Obama Decrees Golf Courses Banned From Public Use : Says His Critics Are To Blame


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– During a White House press conference today , president Obama announced that all golf courses across America will be banned from public use.

Since the release of Agenda 21 , the United Nations non binding plan for sustainable development  , Conservatives from Glen Beck to Alex Jones have predicted that the government would take control of every aspect of their lives , forcing everyone to live in Hobbit homes , and even ban golf courses and cars.

Today , one of those predictions has apparently become reality.

Speaking to a crowd of excited reporters , president Obama said ,”During the last eight years I’ve been involved in nearly every conspiracy theory imaginable , and not by my own choice. I’ve been accused of hating and wanting to destroy this great country so I can hand over its remnants to either my communist mentors , or my Muslim homies whom I have openly invited into the White House. I’ve also been accused of not caring about terrorism and spending too much time on the golf course.

“As of today ,” he continued , “with the signing of my latest executive order , all golf courses in the United States will be banned to the public. This order will take effect immediately. Anyone caught on a golf course with a club in their hand will be arrested and fined. By complaining that I do nothing but play golf , my critics are to blame for this. If they had spent less time complaining  about a dictatorship , instead of doing their jobs , this would not have happened. Well , now they have something to actually complain about. From now on , only I can use a public golf course.”

On his radio and television show on the Blaze Network , a tearful Glen Beck told his audience , “I always knew this was coming. I predicted this years ago. I knew that Barack Obama would be the one to do it , because he’s a golf glutton. He can’t get enough of it. Mark Levin said it best. He’s  a junkie. He’s a golf junkie. He won’t be happy until he personally owns everything in America.

“Ladies and gentlemen , our homes are next. Before we know it , we will all be living in Hobbit holes in the Shire with Elija Wood and the rest of the cast from the Lord Of The Rings.”

Crazy Obama Conspiracies and Controversies


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For eight years Republicans have created and promoted a ridiculous mythology of fake scandals and controversies surrounding Barack Obama. The majority of these controversies involve the most absurd nonsense that any sane person would consider laughable , but Republicans manage to muster up enough outrage to flip out over.

  • He’s a foreigner , born in Kenya , not qualified to be president. It made no difference that his mother Ann Dunham was an American citizen , as is required by the Constitution. Nor did his birth certificate ; it was still fake.
  • He’s a Muslim who attended a radical Madrasa , a school for Islamic terrorists where he learned to hate America.
  • He’s a socialistcommunistMarxist who ran around in his child hood planting explosives and killing people with Bill Ayers ; was radicalized by other avowed communists  Frank Marshall Davis ( who according to some was his real father ) , Saul Alinsky , and ACORN.
  • He stole the elections with the help of Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal immigrants , the walking dead , ACORN , and Saul Alinsky.
  • Has a friendly to Muslim jihadists mentality. The most radical Conservatives believe that Muslim no go zones and sharia law actually exist in the United States. They also believe he  favors Muslim terrorists even as he’s dropping bombs on them.
  • As Commander-In-Chief he hates his own military , and is cutting it to the bone , despite the fact that more money is put into military spending than all programs combined. Obama has somehow still managed to weaken it.
  • Hates Christians , and is persecuting them by censoring all public religious practice , and thought.
  • Hates Christmas , and has waged an all out war against it by denying Christians the right to say Merry Christmas.
  • He’s gay. Has had several gay lovers before running for president.
  • He’s racist. His criticism of the white cop who arrested Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates attempting to break into his own home , which prompted Glenn Beck to declare that Obama is a white culture hating racist , and which the Conservative media latched onto as proof that he was prejudiced against white people. See also his comments on the Trayvom Martin controversy as more apparent idiotic proof of his racism. His attendance in Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s Trinity Church Of Christ , also supposedly proved that he’s a radical racist Muslim who supports the Black Panthers and hates America.
  • Hates the second amendment and wants to disarm America so radical Islam can take over and make the U.S. an Islamic caliphate.
  • He’s apologized for Americas greatness , which is why during his campaign speeches he praised Americas greatness , superiority and exceptionalism , because he hates America. Ted Cruz and other idiots Republicans have claimed that Obama has spent his entire eight years as president apologizing  for Americas transgressions , even though PolitiFact has rated those claims as false.
  • He’s like a Nazi dictator because Obama Care , same-sex marriage , abortion and executive action are apparently no different than what Hitler did.
  • Is weak on foreign policy , because he prematurely pulled the troops out of Iraq , despite the fact that there was a Status Of Forces agreement signed by George Bush , that all American forces must vacate by the end of 2011 ; he also refuses to say the magic words “Radical Islamic terrorism.”
  • Benghazi. He gave a stand down order that allowed four Americans to die , which is further evidence that he’s a Muslim terrorist sympathizer. A number of Congressional reports have contradicted the conspiracies.
  • Fast And Furious. He deliberately gave guns to Mexican drug cartels ,  as a means to disarm every law-abiding gun owner to implement gun confiscation and martial law , which is also further proof that he hates America. A DOJ report contradicted the conspiracies.
  • Teleported to Mars in his youth as a participant in some vague experiment known as project Pegasus. See Barack Obama Goes To Mars.
  • Is in league with The Muslim Brotherhood and has allowed them to infiltrate the White House and every facet of society in America , because he’s a Muslim.
  • Bringing tens of millions of Muslims across the borders , who are really radical Islamist terrorists.
  • Is a lizard king , or queen , from the fourth dimension , or whatever. See David Icke’s Children Of The Matrix  , and Gork From Zork : The Truth About Barack Obama  , Cross Dressing Lizard Queen From Planet Zork.
  • Can brainwash the masses , by reading people’s minds , but is so inept that he needs a teleprompter.
  • His real father was either Frank Marshall Davis , or Malcom X. claimed Pamela Geller of Judicial Watch. Just one more piece of evidence that he’s a radical America hating communist.
  • Latte Salute Gate. Conservative media was outraged over a photo of Obama saluting marines with a coffee cup in his hand. More evidence of his disrespect for men and women in uniform and his obvious hatred of them , and the military. Bill Maher on an episode of Politically Incorrect , suggested that those offended should marry their teddy bears.
  • Feet Gate. More conservative media outrage because he had the audacity to put his foot on that most sacred relic , the Oval office desk. According to Andrea King of World Nut Daily , he was sending Islamic jihadists a secret message , because , apparently as everyone knows , jihadists consider the soles of the feet as the ultimate sign of disrespect. Hence , Obama was showing his Muslim homies how much he hates America. Glen Beck was so outraged that he suggested the president resign in disgrace. The folks at Twitchy , the racist social media site run by racist Michelle Malkin also got into the bitch fest , as did their equally racist followers on twitter.
  • Burger/Mustard Gate. Fox pundits and viewers were offended that president Obama dare put Dijon mustard on a hamburger instead of regular mustard , like a real American obviously would.  Laura Ingraham hinted that Obama wasn’t a real man because he chose not to add ketchup to his burger. Mark Steyn claimed he was trying to enlighten everyone with his order because he’s an elitist pretending to be a regular Joe. He was deeply offended that the president was crashing in as the Grey Poupon spokes person because it’s always been foreigners who had that role for years.
  • Had Breitbart murdered. Breitbart died of natural causes , but for wing nuts that wasn’t good enough of an explanation for his untimely death. Apparently Obama had him murdered because he had some damning evidence that turned out not to be so damning after all.
  • Scalia Gate. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia passed away February 15 from natural causes at a Texas ranch while on a hunting trip. Apparently a pillow was discovered to be partially covering his head. This of course , was enough evidence to convince  wing nuts to speculate that Obama had him killed. Christian lunatic , Rick Wiles claimed Obama had him killed as a sacrifice to Satan. Ted Nugent tweeted that conspiracy site Investment Watch blog knew the true motive behind his death. Alex Jones was convinced he was killed to further Obama’s anti-gun , pro socialist agenda. Lunatic radio host , Michael Savage suggested that there be a Warren Commission-style investigation into Scalia’s death.
  • Vacation Gate. For years Conservatives have been obsessed and even outraged that Obama would have the audacity to be on vacation when the world is falling apart. They’ve even been outraged that he would even take a vacation. They had no problem when George Bush took one , like that time when New Orleans’ residents drowned during hurricane Katrina. See also , Obama Is A Psychopath Because He Takes Vacations And Plays Golf.
  • Golf Gate. Playing golf is another pet peeve that Obama haters have against the current president. It’s not like the former president ever played a round of golf. The consensus is that he would rather be playing a few rounds than doing his job , meaning he’s just lazy and doesn’t know how to do his job , and hasn’t got a clue as to what’s going on in the world. According to Katie Pavlich , and Gina Loudon , Obama will gladly kill anyone to play golf with liberal elites like Jack Nicklaus and Stephen King , and that he had Scalia killed in hopes of putting  a liberal judge on the Supreme Court. See Golf Gate : Barack Obama’s Third Bloodiest Scandal.

According to many Conservatives who hate Obama , most of these actions prove that he hates America. But all they really prove is overt  racism toward  a black man with a Muslim name who had the audacity to run for president of the United States , and win … twice.

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