Posted in Barack Obama, black lives matter, NRA, Stupid Conservative memes, Turning Point USA

Stupid Conservative Memes #70 TPUSA Edition

There are several factual errors with this meme. Whether those errors were intentional , or whoever created it , honestly doesn’t care to know the facts.

Black Lives Matter , Antifa , and CAIR , are not hate groups. Black Lives Matter’s purpose is to advocate for victims of police abuse of authority and discrimination. CAIR advocates for the fair treatment of Muslim Americans from anti Muslim bigotry.

The Black Panthers have not been politically active since 1982.

Conservative media and conservatives have never been critical of or condemned white supremacist groups , such as the KKK , the Council Of Conservative Citizens , and other racist , anti government hate groups. One has only to watch it to know that such a claim is factually incorrect. And one has only to look at the types of memes they produce for social media. None of them are ever critical of right wing hate groups. All they do is attack Antifa , Black Lives Matter and progressives , while ignoring violence coming from the right of the political spectrum.

When Barack Obama was in the White House , they incited fear and hatred of Americas first biracial president , calling him a racist , an America hating Muslim who coddled Muslim terrorists , who apologized to its enemies , who hated Israel , who encouraged violence against the police , who left four Americans to die in Benghazi , who was running guns to drug cartels through Fast And Furious , who had gay lovers , who was not eligible to be president because he was obviously born in Kenya.

During the protests of the killings of Michael Brown in Ferguson , and Freddie Gray in Baltimore , Right wing media incited fear and hatred in their viewers and readers by claiming that Black Lives Matter , Obama and progressives were eager to start a race war. Which was comical , since by making such an absurd claim , they themselves were inciting a race war. After the five Dallas police officers were killed by a black supremacist sniper , prominent conservatives like Joe Walsh , Steve King , Fox News , and NRA commentators blamed Obama , BLM , and progressives for their deaths.

Ever since the events in Charlottesville Virginia , when a peaceful , antifascist protester was run down by a white supremacist , their attention has been focused mostly on the group Antifa , and the exaggerated threat from the ‘Left’ , while ignoring the real threat from white supremacists , and other racist and anti government hate groups.

So , when conservatives claim to condemn all hate , my response is , ‘you’re full of shit.’

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberal Logic 101, Stupid Conservative memes

Stupid Conservative Memes #52 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

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What Obama actually said :

“I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.” 

What sane people heard :   

“I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.”

What sane people know he meant :

I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.

What Obama haters heard :

“I’m going to take everyone’s guns away.”

So , he wanted to take guns away from everyone but the military , the police , and the private body guards of the wealthy liberal elites ( since there are no wealthy Conservative elites ). But why would he want to leave the military , and the police armed? According to Obama hating Conservatives , he hated his own military , and the police.  If he wanted to disarm America , why didn’t he? He had eight years to do it. If he was as powerful as the Obama haters claimed he was , why didn’t he just declare martial law like they were always saying he would do? Isn’t that what dictators do? They were always bitching about how much of a tyrant he was over executive action ,  and yet Obama The Gun Grabber- In-Chief  failed to grab a single gun. 

Posted in Barack Obama, Liberal Logic 101, Ted Nugent

Stupid Conservative Memes #10 Liberal Logic 101 Edition


Once again Liberal Logic 101 fails to see the irony and the hypocrisy in this ridiculous meme.

Back in 2010 , Obama-hating teabaggers had a fit when a fifth grade school teacher from Texas by the name of Thomas Ritter wrote the president to complain about Obama Care. In the letter Ritter accused the president of making fun of teabaggers. Allegedly Obama used the term also when writing him back , and when the Conservative media got a hold of the story , they cried foul. They claimed it was a derogatory term , and demanded that he apologize immediately.

Liberal Logic 101 : Ted Nugent … called Obama a sub-human mongrel , then apologized. Media still outraged.

Nugent later said , “I apologize , though not necessarily to the president.”

Liberal Logic 101 : Barack Obama … called Ted Nugent , me , and all Tea Party members ‘teabaggers , and has yet to apologize. Media still has head lodged firmly up ass. 

Yeah , Obama should apologize because being called a teabagger is much worse than a sub-human mongrel , and a POS.

Liberal Logic 101 , Ted Nugent , and any Tea Party Conservative who believes Obama should apologize for using the term ‘teabagger’ , have their heads lodged firmly up their asses. 




Posted in Barack Obama, satire/humor

More Crazy Obama Conspiracies And Controversies

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Conservatives love to hate Obama. He’s not really an American , born in a foreign country , a dangerous , radical socialist communist because he was a community organizer , and hates America because he grew up overseas with a monkey and a parrot according to Glenn Beck. Conservatives have never seen a conspiracy or controversy they didn’t like , as long as it has to do with Barack Obama.

Bike Gate. Apparently the commander-in-chief can’t ride a bike alone or with his family without some sinister motive for doing so. But don’t worry , Katie Pavlich is on the case. Maybe she can find out what it is in her forthcoming book , Bike Gate : Barack Obama’s Something Bloodiest Scandal : How Obama Smuggled Drugs To Mexican Drug Cartels Inside American Bicycles , Just Like He Deliberately Gave Them Weapons In Fast And Furious.

Gun Gate. Conservative heads exploded upon seeing a photo of president Obama shooting a shot-gun at Camp David. For eight years they were certain that The Gun-Grabber-In-Chief would take their precious guns away. It must have been a fake , right? Like his obviously phony birth certificate.

Baseball Gate. Obama throwing the first pitch at 2016’s All-star game obviously proves he’s a great big sissy-boy , because Conservatives say he throws like a girl. But George Bush when he did it , he threw like a man!

Beer Gate. The so-called beer summit between Obama , Henry Louis Gates , and James Crowley , the cop who arrested him , was not really about making peace , according to some Conservatives , but was actually  a sinister plot to assassinate the police Sargent because Obama hates cops , especially white cops.
Also the title of an up coming book by Katie Pavlich , Gina Loudon , and Victoria Jackson.

Runner Gate. To some Conservatives , Obama runs like he throws a baseball.

Missed Golf Shot Gate. The day Obama missed a shot just so he could have an excuse to spend more time on the green , because golf is all he ever thinks about. That , and endless vacations.

Chipotle Gate. The president leaning over a so-called sneeze guard at Chipotle was an actual controversy to some Obama haters.

Huggy Bear Gate. When Florida pizza shop owner Scott Van Duzer awkwardly bear hugged the president back in 2012 , Conservative pundits and commentators speculated that something sinister was afoot. Just what it was , they didn’t know , but it must have been something so earth shatteringly evil , since a Republican couldn’t possibly be a Obama supporter.

Sunny Christmas Tree Gate. At a 2013 holiday celebration at the White House , two-year old Ashtyn Gardner was knocked down by Sunny Obama. Some Conservatives have speculated that Sunny , like his owners , is also a communist , and that he must have done so because he hates Americas children , like his masters hate America. This is one of the actual theories that Katie Pavlich and Victoria Jackson have written about in an upcoming book.

To the craziest Conservatives , everything the Obama’s do and say are either controversies or conspiracies.

Posted in Barack Obama, satire

Republicans Finally Admit They Don’t Like Obama Because He’s Black


Washington DC – Republicans have been denying for years that their extreme dislike of president Obama has everything to do with his policies and nothing else. But yesterday some Republicans admitted that wasn’t entirely true.

“Of course some of us don’t like president Obama because he’s black ,” Former presidential candidate and governor of Arkansas , Mike Huckabee , told the Washington Post. “But it has nothing to do with race , or his Muslim name. It has everything to do with how he’s destroying America with Obama Care , giving everyone free socialized healthcare , and allowing gays to marry each other and their horses.”

Former presidential candidate and governor of Alaska , Sarah Palin told MSNBC , “Obama’s been complaining for years that people don’t like him because he’s black. And for years we’ve been saying he should go back to Kenya where he was born. He’s the racist.”

On his radio show on The Blaze Network , Glen Beck said , “Barack Obama hasn’t faced any bigotry! We have. Obama has kept black people on his plantation for eight years , giving them welfare , food stamps , Obama phones , photographs , and all kinds of free goodies. There are no white people on his plantation. He’s the real racist.”

During an episode of The O’Reilly Factor earlier this week , Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump  , on a short break from the campaign trail , told Bill O’Reilly it was time to admit the truth about the Republican Party.

“They’re all a bunch of racists ,” Trump admitted. “They may as well be wearing white robes and hoods , it’s so obvious.”

When O’Reilly pointed out Trump’s own involvement in the birther conspiracy , and that he had earlier this year denied knowing who David Duke was , Trump said ,”I never said Obama was born in Kenya , and I still don’t know who David Duke is. They’re the racists , not me.”