Tomi Lahren Ad Aims To Add ‘Levity’ To Current Political Climate

Tomi Lahren Ad Aims To Add ‘Levity’ To Current Political Climate. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw8NXTtDU

 Do you want to cry when a liberal criticizes Donald Trump? For any reason?

Do you feel like throwing a temper tantrum when a liberal says Obama was a better president than the current man-child-in chief?

Do you tear up when a liberal says Hilary Clinton would be more presidential?

Were you butt hurt when liberals called Trump a misogynist pig , for saying , ‘I grab ’em by the pussy?’

Were you offended when liberals accused Trump of being xenophobic for his Muslim ban?

Do you get misty eyed when a liberal accuses Trump of bigotry for banning transgenders from the military?

Did you accuse liberals of playing the race card when they criticized Trump for questioning Barack Obama’s birth certificate?

Did you also accuse liberals of playing the race card when they called Tomi Lharen a racist for saying Black Lives Matter was just like the KKK?

Did you tear up along with Tomi Lahren and Donald Trump when watching news footage of ‘our beautiful’ confederate statues being toppled?

If you answered yes to any of these questions , then you are definitely a butt hurt , misty eyed crybaby snowflake. Symptoms definitely include repeating phrases like ‘Trump won the popular vote.’ ‘Millions of illegals voted in the election.’ ‘Voter fraud is rampant.’ ‘Democrats are the party of racism.’ ‘Obama is a Muslim.’ ‘Obama hates America.’ ‘Obama hates cops.’ ‘Black Lives Lives Matter is the new KKK , a terrorist hate group.’ ‘CNN , MSNBC and the liberal mainstream media are fake news , but Fox News and Tomi Lahren tell it like it is!’ Ignoring the investigative reports and screaming ‘Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!’

But for you , there is no cure. As long as you are a Trump supporter , and believe alternate facts like the ones above , are real facts , you will always be a snowflake.  

 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #48 How To Speak Stupid , Part 1

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… when Conservatives don’t get their way.


Liberal hating Conservatives live in an alternate reality with alternate facts , and they have their own alternate language with an alternate definition. And those alternate facts are that all liberals are evil , America hating authoritarians who want to destroy free speech. To an extent , this is true. There is a fringe minority of liberals who want to shut out Conservative speech and ideas , just as there is a fringe minority of Conservatives who are just as authoritarian and want to shut down debate. This is evident whenever liberals bring up racial profiling , or police abuse against unarmed people of color , they get accused of playing the race card , of race baiting. They’ve constructed this bullshit argument that you can’t disagree with a liberal , or Obama without being called a racist. It’s an accusation that’s designed to shut down their opponents , while pretending they are the real victims of racism at the hands of liberals.

Liberals , for the most part , will admit when they are wrong. That’s the difference between liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives like Rush Limbaugh , John Hawkins , and Mark Levin , are convinced beyond any doubt that their ‘team’ is always right , can do no wrong , and that they are the only ones who are capable of loving their country. Which is bullshit.           

Here are twenty terms that Conservatives have constructed their own reality around.

 1) OBAMA CARE : Socialism. Government take over of health care. Socialized medicine. Worse than slavery , the holocaust , 9/11. Contains death panels. Reparations for slavery. The largest tax increase in American history. Total enslavement. 

2) TAXES :   Evil. Government greed. Taxing the lower class … capitalism. Taxing the wealthy … socialism.

3) LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE : Communist/Marxist/socialist. Nazi. Un-American. Anti-American.  

4TERRORIST. Muslim. “Not all Muslims are terrorists , but all terrorists are Muslims.”  All Muslims are guilty by default. 

5) WHITE TERRORIST/SHOOTER : Mentally ill lone wolf. Don’t blame the white guy. Conservative wind bag Mark Levin swore up and down on his radio show , that the confederate flag had no connection to Dylann Roof’s shooting spree. That the liberal media was just making it all up.

6) CORRUPT COPS WHO SHOOT OR MURDER UN-AMRMED CIVILIANS : Victims smeared by a liberal media. Heroes.

7) UNARMED BLACK INDIVIDUALS KILLED BY BAD COPS :  Thugs.

8) BARACK OBAMA : Communist/Marxist/socialist ( because the N word is no longer appropriate ). Hates America. 

9) THE SOCIAL SAFETY NETS , i.e. , WELFARE , FOOD STAMPS , etc. : Socialism.

10) ACKNOWLEDGING RACIAL BIAS :  Race-baiting.