Posted in Abby Huntsman, The View

Fox News Is Part Of The Problem Why People Don’t Trust The News Media

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/abby-huntsman-rachel-maddow-media-problem

For decades conservatives have been victimized by anti conservative bias in the media. From college campuses, the news, to social media platforms like Facebook, YouTube, and search engines like Google and Bing, are all in the business of suppressing conservative opinion and thought. Only on Fox News, and outlets like Blaze TV, Breitbart, Right Wing News, World Net Daily, and American Thinker, can you find unbiased, objective truth.

Ever since President Trump was elected, the lame stream leftist media has done everything possible to destroy his good name and his presidency, simply because they hate him. No other president in human history has ever been treated as badly, not even that black guy, whose name escapes me at the moment. He may have been a radical, America hating, white hating, gun-grabbing, Marxist Muslim who wasn’t eligible to be president, but at least he was never treated as badly as Trump is, and that’s a fact, Jack.

It’s amusing that conservatives in the media live in their glass houses, while throwing stones at others. They criticize other media outlets and individuals as liberally biased when they are anything but, pretending that they themselves are not a part of that media, as if they are exempt from any criticism, as if they are the only sources of objectivity and truth.

On a recent episode of the View, they were discussing the alleged Ukraine scandal with Guest Rachel Maddow, when Abby Huntsman asked her if she might be part of the problem why some people may not believe that Trump is guilty in connection to the scandal.

There has been a crying wolf for so long. This is it, this is the smoking gun, he’s out, for two years now from Democrats, from some members of the media – that now you have people in this country that are like, ‘We don’t believe anything anymore.’ They’re shutting it off, they are not taking it as seriously as they should, and I ask you, do you think you’re part of that problem?”

Was the media guilty of exaggerated reporting regarding the alleged collusion between Trump and Russia? Certainly. I don’t dispute that. But even if Trump had colluded with Russia, right wing media would be defending him, just as they’re now defending him on his scandal with Ukraine.

Huntsman added that as someone who was also in the media, she shared some of the blame. Yes, she certainly does. As a serious journalist for Fox News, Huntsman – and pretty much every commentator at the network – was guilty of allowing conservative guests and contributors to spread falsehoods about Obama’s alleged hatred and war on law enforcement, and defending Trump when he failed to fully condemn the Charlottesville marchers. She had this to say during a segment on Fox And Friends:

“I knew when he didn’t call it for what it was – a lot of people, a lot of people thought he should, many members of the Republican party as well – I knew exactly the direction the media and the Democrats would take it, because it fits into the narrative that many of them had the whole time he’s been president, that he supports these types of groups, and that is problematic for society.”

Right wing media pundits are guilty of a lot more than the so called liberal media they love to condemn as biased and dishonest. According to Media Matters, Huntsman had her own problems when it came to honesty while employed at the network. From the moment the Benghazi consulate was attacked by Islamic militants, Fox News and the right wing echo chamber – with no evidence – cried wolf. They took an unfortunate tragedy and spun it into a national scandal bigger than Watergate. They accused Obama – who was running for reelection – and Hillary Clinton, of masterminding a massive coverup… for what, exactly, they never specified. During the numerous investigations, Fox News and it’s echo chamber were obsessed with finding a smoking gun, evidence that Obama and Clinton allowed four Americans to die in Benghazi, and then deliberately covered it up. If there ever was an actual witch Hunt to ruin a sitting president, Benghazi was it.

If I had been in Maddow’s position, I would have pushed back and asked Huntsman why Fox News is still the number one watched, so called news network? Why it is still considered a credible source of news after years of pushing the discredited Benghazi hoax and the conspiracy theories surrounding it, despite the numerous Republican led investigations that failed to find a smoking gun to tie around Obama and Clinton’s necks? Fox News has continued to remain a credible source of news in the minds of it’s viewers. Did their viewers tune out by the thousands after being proven wrong over their Benghazi obsession? Certainly not. If anything, they became more popular. This is the serious ‘news’ channel that brought us such hard hitting news subjects like Birtherism, Muslim no go zones throughout Europe, death panels in Obama care, Tan Suite Gate, the War On Christmas, and of course, Benghazi. One would think that after years of so much fake news, they would admit to the con they’re running, but instead often feel the need to get on their lofty perches to lecture MSNBC, CNN, and other so called liberal news outlets about what constitutes objective and honest reporting.

By Huntsman’s own standards and that of the entire right wing echo chamber, they are a large part of the problem for distrust in the news media.

Dana Loesch: “Democrats Screeching And Raging About Trump’s Lynching Comment Gladly Call Gun Owners Terrorists”

https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/22/dana-loesch-lynching-terrorists/

Dana Loesch is a fierce defender of the second amendment, and her stance on gun control, which she opposes.

As a former spokesperson for the NRA, Loesch is known for berating the mainstream media as dishonest, which is ironic, since she has a long history of engaging in dishonesty herself, usually at the expense of just about anyone who disagrees with her. In other words, when Dana speaks, irony dies a screaming death.

When she isn’t complaining about the dishonest legacy media that is allegedly trying to silence conservatives like herself, she’s complaining about being smeared, as she is often smearing others. Dana, like most conservatives of her ilk, are unable to take criticism, and melt like the little snowflakes they are. Last year, after the CNN town hall, she ran to Fox News to cry about how unfairly she was treated, and that she had nearly been lynched by a mob of violent, gun grabbing leftists. Security cameras showed her calmly walking out of the building.

A dishonest hack, who once recently claimed on Fox News that she is not partisan, released a video last year in which she attacked the mainstream media with this ironic gem:

We’ve had enough of the lies, the sanctimony, the arrogance, the hatred, the pettiness, the fake news. We are done with your agenda to undermine the voters’ will, and individual liberty in America. So, to every lying member of the media… to those who stain honest reporting with partisanship, to those who bring bias and propaganda to CNN, The Washington Post and the New York Times. Your time is running out. The clock starts now.”

Dana Loesch lecturing anyone on dishonesty, sanctimony, and arrogance, is hilarious to say the least. Dana feels comfortable judging others from her lofty perch, berating the media for everything she is guilty of – dishonesty, bias, and fake news, without a hint of irony of her own partisan hackery. She blames the so called liberal media of undermining the will of voters and individual freedom, when in reality it has been the Republican party that has actually undermined the will of the American voters by refusing gun control legislation to be voted on, and purging thousands of eligible voters in many states because they’re afraid they can’t win an election fairly without cheating, and then claim it’s Democrats that engage in questionable tactics. She blames the media for distorting honest reporting with partisanship and propaganda. Has she ever watched herself on NRATV? Her program, Relentless, was nothing but partisan BS and propaganda.

Loesch not only has a problem with any media that doesn’t tow a strictly conservative bias, but she has a problem with diversity, believing it to be a Marxist plot or some such nonsense. Last year on her NRATV program, Relentless, she put white hoods on Thomas The Tank characters to supposedly mock the libs on their identity politics obsession, and then played the victim card when criticized. She also has a problem with Black Lives Matter, falsely labeling them a hate group, and blamed them and Obama for the deaths of police officers in 2016.

These days, one of Loesch’s favorite peeves is whining about how law abiding gun owners are unfairly smeared as terrorists, but it’s nothing more than a favorite talking point that gun nuts in right wing media, like Loesch, repeat whenever the NRA comes under criticism. Which she gladly repeated during a recent segment on Fox News’s favorite show for white nationalists, Tucker Carlson Tonight.

Loesch was among the many conservatives in the media that clutched their collective pearls over former Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke’s announcement of a gun buy back program if he were elected president. O’Rourke has since dropped out of the race, but Loesch has continued her tour of the right wing echo chamber warning of the dangers and threats to the sacred second amendment posed by violent leftist mobs that will show up at their doors to confiscate their guns, and lynch them in the process.

They also clutched their pearls over the San Francisco board of supervisor’s alleged announcement of all five million NRA members as domestic terror threats, which has had great American Patriots like Dana Loesch clutching their pearls along with their guns.

Carlson started the segment by whining about the Democratic parties alleged gun confiscation rhetoric, and the NRA being unfairly being labeled a terrorist organization.

They’re saying this for a reason, ” he said. “They’re telling you the people who have a 12 gauge at home to defend themselves are terrorists. They are setting it up to do something to those people. No?”

No. None of the Democratic candidates has ever referred to law abiding gun owners as terrorists, and the city of San Francisco’s board of supervisor’s did not call them terrorists. Conservatives who make that claim, are being disingenuous. The board was referring to the executives who run the organization because of their extremist opposition to any gun control and their use of propaganda to increase membership and gun sales.

Loesch then defended Trump’s tweet that he was being unfairly lynched by the Democrats for no other reason because they hate him, and that “these same law makers have been calling innocent, law abiding Americans, referring to them as quote, ‘domestic security threats and terrorists,” when in reality they have not.

If Obama had been the one caught making a quid pro quo with a foreign power, attempting to dig up some dirt on a Republican opponent, conservatives would be losing their s**t. When they claimed that Obama had illegally spied on the Trump campaign, without any evidence, we were all expected to believe it, but now that the shoe is on Trump’s foot, there is absolutely no evidence that he did anything wrong, even though there have been hearings where witnesses have testified that he did.

“Yeah, that ‘lynching’ is just noise,” Carlson said. “But I think you’re absolutely right. So, just to be clear, they are calling Americans who committed no crime, who pose no threat, who merely want to exercise their constitutional right, a terrorist? But what do you do to terrorists?”

Loesch criticized Bernie Sanders for wanting to allow convicted felons to vote, that AOC wants to end Mass incarceration of ( non violent ) criminals, and that the commie socialist Democrats want to implement the Red Flag law as an incentive to take guns away from law abiding citizens while they’re simultaneously smearing them as terrorists.

Conservatives can cry and whine all they want about the radical left coming for their guns, but in the real world it’s never going to happen. The gun lobby – the NRA and other gun rights groups – is too powerful, and because of that influence Republicans have blocked gun reform every step of the way, despite public support for universal background checks at an all-time high, approximately 90% according to Politifact. Even a majority of NRA members ( about 70% ), again according to Politifact, support universal background checks. But Dana Loesch won’t admit that fact. She believes gun control is evil, and unconstitutional, which proves she is anything but patriotic. Last year, after the Thousand Oaks, CA shooting, she tweeted this little gem:

“What happened was horrific. Evil is real. So are CA gun laws:

Universal background checks

May Issue

10 round mag limit

Purchase limitations

10 day waiting period

No reciprocity with other states

Assault weapons ban & registration

Ammo thru FFL

Registration if moved https://t.co/IGG6HxxUrc

Don’t expect hoards of leftist mobs to confiscate guns from law abiding citizens any time soon. It’s the wet dream of every gun nut like Dana Loesch and Tucker Carlson. If it were to happen, it would be in a world without the NRA, and the politicians they own. You can rest assured that Dana and Tucker will bravely fight the crazed hoards of gun grabbing leftists.

Posted in Stupid Conservative memes, Toilet Paper USA

Stupid Conservative Memes #85 Toilet Paper USA Edition_”The Left Hates America Because They Want Everyone To Have Free Stuff!”

Did you know that diaper wearing conservatives, like the fine folks at Toilet Paper USA, have a monopoly on patriotism?

That’s right, and here are the top reasons why conservatives are so super patriotic, and progressives are so clueless.

Let’s take a look at those reasons.

1 ) The Unholy War On Christmas – Diaper wearing conservatives love America because they’re Christians, love God, believe in Santa, and the Easter Bunny. 

Progressive are Godless, and don’t believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny. In fact, Christmas was banned. According to conservatives, when the scary black socialist weaseled his way into the White House, he signed an executive order forbidding stores to display Christmas decorations and play Christmas music. Conservatives were forbidden to say Merry Christmas, but the politically correct term, Happy Holidays. But now that Trump is president, conservatives can once again say Merry Christmas! 

2 ) Guns – You can’t love America if you don’t love guns. Am I right? Diaper wearing conservatives believe every citizen constitutes a militia and has a divine, God given right to an arsenal of military type weapons that must never be regulated. They claim that guns are not the problem. Gun free zones, single fathers, single mothers, video games, black on black crime, gun control, lack of God in one’s life and lack of prayer in schools, and anything else, as long as it has nothing to do with guns. These are the real causes of Mass shootings.
They believe that young progressives marching in the streets for gun reform are not patriotic, but brain dead dupes of George Soros, the world’s most sinister and evil puppet master, who has worked his entire life from childhood to old age to undermine democracy all over the world.

Progressives believe no citizen has a right to an arsenal of unregulated weaponry, nor do they believe that gun crimes have anything to do video games, lack of prayer in schools, etc., or that young progressives are pawns of Soros, or that the NRA are patriotic.

3 ) Immigration – diaper wearing conservatives believe that Mexicans, and Hispanics are criminals and rapists. President Trump said so. They believe Democrats allow them to waltz across the border unchecked so they can steal jobs, eat babies, and replace white people, who will vote for the Democrats for generations to come.

Progressives don’t believe all undocumented immigrants are criminals, rapists, or drug smugglers. They believe they should be treated with dignity, and don’t support a ridiculous wall to keep them all out. 

4 ) Free Speech – Diaper wearing conservatives consider themselves true defenders of free speech. They believe everyone should be allowed to speak at colleges without liberal snowflakes melting. The flag is a sacred object that must never be criticized, just as Israel and President Trump must never be criticized.

Progressives believe universities should be places of free thought and ideas, not exclusively for conservatives who target liberal instructors for harassment by placing them on watch lists. They believe that so called flag hating little pansies like Colin Kaepernick have a right to silently protest police abuse of authority by kneeling during the national anthem , and criticizing Israel and President Trump is not anti-Semitic and/or unpatriotic.

5 ) Climate Change – Diaper loving conservatives believe there is no such thing as man made climate change. It’s nothing more than a hoax perpetrated by leftists like George Soros, who are pulling the strings of climate change activists – like Greta Thunberg – who are too mentally ill to know they are being duped.

Progressives know it’s not a hoax perpetrated by leftists like George Soros. They know that it’s very real, and the science is backed by scientists who study the climate who say it’s largely man made. The real conspiracy are those who are backed by the fossil fuel companies who say it’s a hoax.

6 ) Terrorism – Diaper  wearing conservatives have warped ideas what terrorism is. They believe only Muslims, Antifa, and Black Lives Matter are terrorists.

Progressives know that white supremacists are terrorists. They know that white supremacists are more of a threat to our safety than undocumented immigrants, Antifa, and Black Lives Matter. According to the Anti Defamation League’s 2019 report, at least fifty people were killed by right wing extremists in the year 2018, more than left wing, or Islamic extremists. Antifa and Black Lives Matter, both of whom diaper conservatives claim are violent hate groups, have never killed anyone, unlike white identity extremists, and yet they keep pushing their “Violent Leftist Mob” bulls**t.

When Ilhan Omar told Mehdi Hasan in a 2018 interview, “I would say our country should be more fearful of white men across our nation, because they are actually causing most of the deaths. And so, if fear was the driving force of policies to make America safe, we should be profiling, monitoring, and creating policies to fight the radicalization of white men,” diaper wearing conservatives collectively clutched their Pampers and Huggies, along with their precious pearls. . She was smeared as an anti white racist who was calling for the profiling of white people who are allegedly radicalized by racist hate groups. What she was really saying was that fear is not the driving force behind policies like the Muslim ban, but pure hatred for Muslims.

7 ) Race – Diaper wearing conservatives can’t be racist. Right? Many of them actually believe the two parties are still the same they were long before the Civil Rights Act, that the KKK is a leftist organization, and the Republicans are still the party of civil rights. If both were true, why are conservatives the only ones fighting to preserve Confederate statues? Lest we forget, it was conservatives, many of them who voted for Trump and enthusiastically support his racist policies, that marched side by side with the KKK, and other racist neo Nazis groups, in defense of a statue of Robert E. Lee, in Charlottesville, Virginia, and murdered a liberal counter protester.

They deflect any accusations of racism by repeating the same talking points: Democrats are the party of the KKK; Nazis are socialists, and Hitler was a leftist. Propaganda is good for something.

Diaper wearing conservatives believe progressives and Democrats see everything through race, while they are color blind. If that were true, why the obsession with black on black crime? Why the racist talking point that black people who vote Democrat, do so only to keep them complacent on the Democratic Plantation with free stuff? Why the obsession with proving the first black man wasn’t American enough to be president? Why the ridiculous claim that he was pushing for a race war during the events in Ferguson and Baltimore? Why the ridiculous claim that Black Lives Matter has promoted the execution of law enforcement?

Progressives support groups like Black Lives Matter, because black lives don’t actually matter to the system, and believe helping people to avoid poverty has nothing to do with bribing black people with free stuff to get them to vote Democrat.

8 ) The Green New Deal – Diaper wearing conservatives believe the GND is Marxist propaganda, that it will destroy the economy, ban cars, airplanes, hamburgers, cows and their farts, and would bankrupt the economy, instead of benefitting it, and Americans.

Trump campaigned on the slogan Make America Great Again, and yet Diaper wearing conservatives have stubbornly resisted making it better in every way possible, and they have the nerve to call themselves patriots. What they really are, are crybabies soiling their diapers, screaming “Venezuela!” every time a progressive says a scary word like Medicare for all. 

Posted in Allie Stucky, Toilet Paper USA

Toilet Paper USA Announces Allie Stuckey As Chairwoman Of Its Annual Young Women’s Diaper Wearing Leadership Summit

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2019/03/01/tpusa-announces-allie-stuckey-as-womens-summit-chairwoman/

Rising conservative star, Allie Stuckey – whom virtually no one has heard of – was chosen as the new chairwoman of the Young Women’s Diaper Training Leadership Summit, at this year’s CPAC this past March.

Stuckey, 26, is the host of Blaze TV’s Relatable, a podcast show that blends news, culture, and politics with a  right wing perspective, because it’s a fact written in stone, that the liberal media is just too biased and discriminates unfairly against conservatives who can never get a fair shake, despite the fact that conservative voices dominate the news media, print, and radio.

When not producing videos for Blaze TV, the conservative pundit can be found traveling the university circuit whining about liberal intolerance on college campuses, never bothering to mention the fact that the universities where TPUSA has influence, regularly target liberal instructors for harassment by placing them on watch lists, which in some cases may include their personal information.

Shortly after that she started the blog The Conservative Millennial, which was later changed to The Conservative Diaper Wearing Millennial on the advise of close friend Charlie Kirk. Kirk was responsible for spear heading the infamous and disastrous 2017 Kent State diaper wearing fiasco that attempted to portray college liberals as the real snowflakes, but had the opposite reaction, virtually destroying the conservative group’s reputation. Kirk convinced Stucky that the best way to own smug liberals is to wear diapers.

“At first I thought Charlie was out of his mind,” the conservative diaper wearing millennial told The Journal. “The libs were laughing at him and making so much fun of him that I felt bad for him, and I thought no way! I want no part of this! But then after the ridicule began to wear off, and he continued to wear diapers, refusing to let them intimidate him, I thought, hmmm, he might be onto something here. I mean, the whole protest was to show that liberals are the real babies anyway, right? So, what better way to prove it than by wearing diapers. Eventually they would see it our way, that liberals are the diaper wearing babies, not conservatives. Some of my friends and colleagues think that I’m proving just the opposite, but I’m convinced that Charlie is right. If we continue wearing diapers long enough, people will eventually come to see that it’s liberals who are the real snowflakes. We may literally wear diapers, but it’s really metaphorical.  So I changed the name of my blog, and decided that I would become a lifetime, diaper wearing member of TPUSA. And I’m thrilled and honored to be chosen as chairwoman of The Young Women’s Diaper Wearing Leadership Committee. I can’t wait to get out there and tell, and show, conservatives that the best way to own the libs is by wearing a great pair of diapers, and I owe it all to Charlie. Thanks Charlie!”

These days, in addition to whining about liberal intolerance, Stuckey speaks to college millennials on the importance of wearing diapers to own the smug libs. So far the tour has been successful. The chapter has well over five thousand diaper wearing converts on an estimated four hundred campuses nation wide.

“Allie is such an inspiration, not only to conservative women, but diaper wearing conservative millennials all over America, ” Charlie Kirk said. “And she’s my personal hero. She’s proving to conservatives that she’s dedicated to fighting liberal bias and intolerance on college campuses, and she’s not afraid to wear diapers to do it.”

Stuckey says she was so inspired by Charlie Kirk’s book , Wear A Diaper, Own A Lib,  that she is in the process of writing a book of her own on the subject, which will be released next Spring, titled My Experiences As A Conservative Diaper Wearing Millennial. She is also working on a second book with Charlie Kirk, How I Became A Conservative Diaper Wearing Millennial For TPUSA.

 

Posted in Jeanine Pirro, satire/humor

Jeanine Pirro Goes Nuts On C-SPAN!

www.mediamatters.org/jeanine-pirro/jeanine-pirro-went-c-span-it-didnt-go-well

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Pirro’s Marco Rubio impression.

 

This past September Jeanine Pirro appeared on CSPAN, and as you probably already know, it did not go well.

The Fox News host, and former circuit court judge, has a record of making controversial statements. Whether she believes the outrageous things she says, is anyone’s guess, but they certainly are good for ratings, and her fans have responded with making Justice With Judge Jeanine, one of the highest rated on the network.

In March of this year Pirro found herself in hot water after posing the following statement:       

“Think about it. Omar wears a hijab, which according to the Quran tells women to cover up so that they won’t get molested. Is her adherence to this Islamic doctrine indicative of Sharia law, which in itself is antithetical to the Constitution?”

It earned her a condemnation and a short suspension from the network, but a few weeks later she was back to her favorite shenanigans, attacking her favorite Demon rats, and kissing the president’s rear end.

If Justice With Judge Jeanine was any indication of her appearance on C-SPAN, then viewers certainly got their money’s worth. Not to be disappointed, viewers tuned into C-SPAN’s Washington Journal to see a visibly distraught Pirro in contrast to her usual arrogant self. One caller mocked her for her suspension, while another berated her for her anti – immigrant rhetoric, as well her alleged rhetoric which may have contributed to the shooting in El Paso, Texas over the summer:

“And I think this thing about Trump making America great again. Trump is making America hate again, and it’s this hatred of races. I hear it all the time when I see, talk to Republicans and they say, ‘I went down to Texas and there are all these Mexicans speaking Spanish.’ Well, I got news for you. Those weren’t Mexicans, those were Americans. That guy that went down to El Paso to shoot Mexicans, he shot a bunch of Americans. and I’m really tired of this anti immigrant, this anti- people with- Brown- skin rhetoric coming out of Fox News and people like you, and coming from our president. It’s demeaning, it’s beneath the office. It’s beneath you. You used to be a judge. You should know better. It’s time that that stopped.”

Pirro responded by losing her chill, insisting she was not bigoted:

Pirro losing her chill.

“Look, you know what? I refuse to accept your recitation of the facts. You are dead wrong. The problem in this country is not the color of anyone, and don’t you dare accuse me of any kind of issue related to color.”

Through much of the hour, viewers saw a nervous Jeanine Pirro , constantly sipping water like Marco Rubio. However, when she was chewed out by the caller from Texas, Pirro’s smug and arrogant self returned with a vengeance.

According to witnesses, Pirro remained upset after the call had been completed. One particular witness, who asked to remain nameless, said she attempted to compliment Pirro on her Fox News show, and that was when the fireworks began.

“All I did was try to congratulate her on the success of her show, and her new book, and she went absolutely freaking nuts!” the witness told the Journal. “It’s not like I’m a big fan of hers. I’m not. I’ve seen the show a few times. I think she’s got a loose screw somewhere in that head of hers, which prevents her from seeing things like normal people do. Some people may think she’s smart, which anyone can argue is debatable. But I happen to know from personal experience, that she’s nuttier than a squirrel turd.

“It happened right after the call that got her so upset. The interview had just been completed, and Jeanine was just sitting there quietly by herself, so I had just brought her a cup of fresh water, and was about to compliment her on the new book. There was so much tension in the air that I thought I might try and lighten the mood by saying something nice.

“Congratulations on your -” I started to say as I handed her the cup. She looked up at me with a crazy look in her eyes. She seemed to be in some kind of trance, but her lips were moving as if she was trying to speak but couldn’t get the words out. Drool was forming at one corner of her mouth.

“She continued staring at me with that crazy expression, and then for a moment she shook violently, making loud chomping noises with her teeth, and all at once her expression changed from blank stare to that of a screaming banshee. I’d heard rumors that she had spent some time in a mental institution, and I wondered if her weird behavior might be related to some mental issue.

“All at once she shot up from her seat, smacking the cup of water from my hand, nearly giving me a heart attack.

” ‘I’ve had all I’m going to take, and I’m not taking anymore of this bulls**t!’ she screamed. ‘Nobody calls me a racist and gets away with it! Nobody accuses me of hating immigrants! Do you hear me?!

” ‘Excuse me? Are you speaking to me?!’ I asked her.

” ‘Yes, I’m speaking to you!’ she mocked me in a girly voice. Then she grabbed me by the hair and shook me as if I were a rag doll or something. ‘Do you hear me?!’ she screamed again. ‘I’m sick of you leftists playing the race card, and I’m putting a stop to it right now!’

“I screamed in pain, thinking, Jesus Christ, is this woman trying to kill me or what?

” ‘What are you talking about? I didn’t say anything to you! Let me go!’

“I attempted to dislodge her hold on my hair, but her grip was like a vise. ‘Shut your little pie hole, b***h! I’ll teach you to call me a racist!’

” ‘I didn’t call you a racist! You’re crazy!’

” ‘You want crazy!’ she screamed. ‘I’ll give you crazy!’

Still gripping my hair, she proceeded to lift me up like I was made of straw or something. and slammed me painfully onto the table. Immediately her hands went from my hair to my throat.

“From the moment I handed her the cup, to the moment she threw me onto the table, it all occurred in less than a minute and a half.

Oh God, I thought, I am going to die! She is going to kill me. She’s crazier than a bed bug in June! I tried to dislodge her grip, but again it was like a vise. I could barely breath. Her face was like the face of a mad woman, someone possessed; her eyes were wild and bugged out, her teeth chomping, and saliva foamed at the corners of her mouth.

“I managed to get out a strangled yelp, and as I did so I turned my head and saw one of the camera operators behind his camera filming the whole encounter! I lifted a hand pleading for his help, and as I did so, I heard someone shout, ‘What the hell is going on here?!’ and someone grabbed her from behind and dragged her off me.

“It was Steve Scully, the host of Washington Journal. He struggled with her, trying to calm her down, but she wasn’t having it. She was like a woman possessed, or maybe she had been bitten by a rabid dog sometime before the interview, who knows? I just knew it was a relief to have her off me.

“She kicked and screamed at Steve, who was attempting to get the situation under control. One moment she was attempting to strangle me, and the next she had him on the table attempting to strangle him, screaming like a wild animal as her talons closed in on his throat.

” ‘Somebody call security!’ he shouted.

“Security arrived almost immediately. They were both young muscular types, but even they were no match for Jeanine. When they attempted to lay their hands on her, she managed to throw them on the table, one on top of the other, while the four of us, Steve, the cameramen, and myself, watched helplessly as she attempted to strangle the one on top.

“She threw the second guard on the table with enough force that the one underneath uttered a painful ooooohhfff knocking the wind out of him.

“It wasn’t long before the police arrived, maybe a few minutes, but it felt a lot longer because the poor guards just could not get her under control. The guard on top had to struggle with a crazy woman who had the strength of two men, attempting to strangle him with her claws because she was either possessed or rabid, while the poor guy underneath struggled to get both of them off him, and was having no luck whatsoever.

“It took three big cops to pull Jeanine off the two guards, and even they had to struggle to do so. Her hair was disheveled, and her face was streaked with sweat and make up. They had to put her in cuffs, kicking and screaming the whole time how unfair it was that leftists were always accusing her of being a racist.

“Two men in whites coats struggled to restrain her in a straight jacket, and gave her a dose of Thorazine. As they wheeled her out on a gurney, she cried out, ‘I’m sorry, ma! Please tell them I’m a good girl. I’ll behave myself. Really I will! Don’t let them say bad things about me!’

“I would have felt sorry for her had she not tried to kill me. I had dark bruises on my neck for weeks afterward. I wanted to sue her sorry a** for the pain, discomfort and the humiliation, not to mention the doctor bill, but I couldn’t afford an attorney.

“However, the company that owned C-SPAN, did attempt to sue her not only on my behalf but also on the behalf of the security guards she had assaulted. But Jeanine settled out of court, and it will be months before I see any compensation, if any.

“It’s clear that Jeanine is bat crap crazy, and has some sort of mental issue, which had obviously been set off by the last caller. Apparently, she was also not too bright. She had no idea that the entire incident had been filmed, her assault on me, the two guards, and the host, Steve Scully. The rumors I’d heard of her visits to the psych ward, turned out to be true. She was not only bat crap crazy, but too dumb to know just how bat crap crazy she is, and I’m not going to waste my time feeling sympathy for the crazy b***h.     

Mark Levin On CNN’s Climate Change Town Hall: “What Is This, An Episode Of The Flintstones?!”

https://www.foxnews.com/media/mark-levin-democrats-climate-change-policies-want-to-drive-us-back-to-the-stone-age

Mark Levin warning his audience of six that the looney Democrats want to ban Frosty Freeze.

After CNN aired it’s seven hour town hall on climate change, Mark Levin complained about it on his radio show.

“The looney left is at it again, ladies and gentlemen!” he said in the irritating, nasally voice that all six of his listening audience were familiar with.

“Frosty Freeze?! We should eliminate Frosty Freeze!? Why the hell would we do that?! Frosty Freeze is one of the companies that drove the great ice cream revolution! That gave us such great flavors and not so great flavors of ice cream, like Rocky Road, Chunking Monkey, Better Butter Nuts And Bolts, Rolly Polly Chocolate, Bizarro Bacon And Banana – one of my favorites – Funky Fried Chicken Chocolate And Vanilla, Blueberry Bonkers And Bananas, Looney Lefty’s Lemon Meringue – a favorite of the looney left – Captain Crunch’s Nuts – there’s a real treat for all you looney liberals out there – Virgin Vanilla Crème, Luscious Backdoor Crème Pies Of Fun, and Randy’s Raspberry Rainbow Supreme – two favorites of the gays because they contain every color of the rainbow! Can you guess the flavors that aren’t so great?!

“They also gave us ice cream companies, some great and some not so great, like Blue Bunny, Braum’s, Haagen-Dasz, and Ben And Jerry’s – not so good, they’re Marxists, but they do make great ice cream!

“So, what’s this nonsense I hear from Democrats that we should go back to the Stone age just because they don’t like Frosty Freeze?! What is this, an episode of the Flintstone’s?!”

When he mentioned the Flintstone’s, the popular children’s cartoon theme began playing in the background.

“Very funny, Mr. Producer,” Levin said. “You’re almost as funny as they are.

“So, I ask you, ladies and gentlemen. What’s their obsession with banning ice cream and the companies that make it, for God sake?! We all love ice cream. We all live for ice cream. I scream, you scream, we all –

“What’s that, Mr. Producer?”

Mr. Producer: “I said, it’s fossil fuels. They were talking about fossil fuels, not Frosty Freeze.”

For a moment Levin’s face turned red. Then he screamed, “So what?! They’re still a bunch of morons! There, I said it!”