“Mark Levin dubs Kamala Harris the ‘most extremist radical politician ever to run for high office’ in the USA | Fox News” https://www.foxnews.com/media/mark-levin-kamala-harris-moderatae-progressive
In a recent broadcast of his radio show the one and only Great One informed his listening audience of eight that vice presidential candidate Kamala Harris is the most radical and extreme politician to run for office in the history of the United States.
Levin implored his audience of geriatric boomers to imagine how gut wrenching and devastating it would be for them if Harris became vice president, as he read from a list he made of policies he feared she might implement.
Levin: “Let me tell you why she’s so radical and extreme!
“She wants to give health care not only to illegal aliens, but to Earthlings! Obama already did that, for God sake! That’s the most extreme and radical idea I ever heard! How dare she?!
“She wants to ban guns and the second amendment! Someone should tell her that Obama already did that, for God sake! How dare she?!
“She wants to ban short order cooks! Obama already did that for God sake! Where are we supposed to eat without restaurants, and short order cooks to cook the food, for God sake?!
“She wants to eliminate frogging! Obama already did that for God sake! Where are kids suppose to hunt for frogs, for God sake?!
“She wants to ban Geritol! Obama already did that, for God sake! Where are seniors suppose to get their energy boost, for God sake?! How dare she? I love Geritol!
“She wants to eliminate or ban natural gas, and by natural gas I mean cow farts and human gas! Obama already did that for God sake! How are we suppose to pass gas after eating beans or any other kind of food that makes us fart, for God sake?! What are we supposed to do, hold it in until we explode?!
“I don’t know about you, but as a geriatric senior I can’t imagine living my life without being able to take my Geritol, go frogging with my grandkids, eat in a restaurant without short order cooks, prevent illegal aliens or anyone else from getting health care, or passing gas after a spicy meal. It’s what America is all about. And Kamala Harris wants to take all of that away from you and me!
“And I’ll tell you why she wants to take all of that away: because she’s a radical extremist Martian, just as Barack Obama was a radical extremist Martian, only worse. Obama not only went to Mars in his youth, but his favorite television show as a kid was My Favorite Martian! That’s right, I said it!”
Mr. Producer: “I think the word you’re looking for is Marxist, not Martian.”
Levin: “No, Mr. Producer, I meant Martian!”