According to conservative media narrative the Obama administration somehow managed to unlawfully spy on Donald Trump before he became president. The purpose for the alleged spying has never been made clear, but the consensus among most conservatives is that Obama ordered a wire tap on the Trump Tower phones by supposedly obtaining a FISA warrant to spy on him for… something.
As Americans are dying from complications due to Covid 19, the president and his supporters in the media continue to treat the pandemic as if it’s all just a deep state plot to bring down America’s greatest president, who not only managed to create the greatest economy since FDR – that has since imploded, with millions upon millions unemployed – but lowered black unemployment to historic levels, by turning cartwheels in the Rose Garden while waving the American flag and singing the Star Spangled Banner.
Over 100,000 have died since the first few cases were reported in mid January. You would think that that would send a red flag to conservatives who support the president that something is terribly wrong. But you would be mistaken. It would seem that they care more about something that former president Barack Obama allegedly did to the saint in the White House than they do about his incompetence and lack of leadership in the crises.
It started with the president’s tweet:
From there, conservative media echoed the claim until it became fact.
Mark Levin – who looks as if he’s suffering from an extreme case of jock itch, and whose voice personifies post nasal drip – allegedly was the first to echo this claim on his radio show.
“What did Barack Obama know, and when did he know it?!” he screamed to his listening audience of twelve. “He knew everything for God sake!
“You want to know how I know? Breitbart published an article about it for God sake! That’s how I know!
“Head Street published an article about it for God sake! That’s how I know!
“The New York Slimes published an article about it for God sake! That’s how I know!
“The Washington Compost published an article about it for God sake! That’s how I know! And that Marxist-communist-Muslim Obama put them all up to it!
“Why, you ask?! I’ll tell you why! Because they didn’t want Trump to be president! It was a silent coup! This is the biggest scandal of our lifetime! It’s Watergate on stereos.
“It’s bigger than Benghazi, for God sake!
“It’s bigger than the IRS scandal, for God sake!
“It’s bigger than Fast And Furious, for God sake!
“It’s bigger than Ferguson, for God sake!
It’s bigger than Baltimore, for God sake
“It’s bigger than that God awful Tan Suite, for God sake!
“It’s bigger than Latte Salute, for God sake!
“It’s bigger than ACORN, for God sake!
“It’s bigger than The War On Christmas, for God sake!
“It’s bigger than Obamacare, for God sake!
“It’s bigger than Vacation gate, for God sake
“It’s bigger than Golf gate, for God sake!
“All of these scandals involved thousands of casualties, but you didn’t hear conservatives crying and whining about that did you? No, of course not! But the leftist media will tell you that 💯 thousand people dying from Coronavirus is the bigger scandal, even though they’re fudging the numbers. But it’s nothing compared to Obamagate! That’s right, I said it! Prove me wrong!”
“Actually,” Mr. Producer corrected him, “there were only about seven. And it’s steroids, not stereos.”