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Mark Levin: “Radical Progressive Media And Dems Have Put A Racist Salad in Trump’s Mouth About Baltimore And Are Trying To Make Him And Us Eat It!”

https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/ilona-schumicky/mark-levin-media-dems-are-putting-words-trumps-mouth-about-baltimore-sickening

 

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“The radical progressive media have put a racist salad in Trump’s mouth and are trying to make him eat it!”

From the Mark Levin radio show/July 29:

“Let’s talk about this nonsense with the president’s tweets about Congressman Elijah Cummings, and the media’s stupid response! Yeah, that’s right, I said stupid!

“I read the president’s tweet a million times, and I didn’t see anything racist about it! Put up the tweet, Mr. Producer, so we can see it! Do you see anything racist, Mr. Producer?!”

Mr. Producer: “I don’t see anything racist.”

“Thank you, Mr. Producer! Neither do I! Did he use the N word?! Certainly not! But the radical progressive media pretends as if he did! You know who did use the N word?! That rat fink Barack Obama, that’s who! Now there was a racist if I ever saw one! That’s right, I said it, in case all you liberal punks and pukes who love to hate-listen to my show, feel tempted to call in. I said it just to piss you off! Everything was about race with that guy! Did the depraved liberal media ever call him a racist?! How about it, Mr. Producer?!”

Mr. Producer: “Are you asking me?”

“No, I’m just talking to myself here. Of course I’m asking you! Who else would I be talking to?!”

Mr. Producer: “Did the liberal media call Obama a racist? Not to my knowledge.”

“That’s right, Mr. Producer! The liberal media didn’t dare call him a racist when he used the N word, did they?! And neither did we! 

“They didn’t dare call him a racist when he called a white police officer stupid!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist when he said Trayvon Martin could have been his son!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for attending reverend Wright’s church for twenty years, who said God damn America every God damn day!

“They didn’t dare call him racist for inviting Black Lives Matter to the White House!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for forcing Obamacare down everyone’s throats!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for saying some people don’t like him because he’s black!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist when he wore that awful tan suit! Who wears a tan suit, for God sake?!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist when he put Dijon mustard on his hamburger! Who puts Dijon mustard on a hamburger, for God sake?!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for saluting a marine with a latte in his hand! Who salutes a marine holding a coffee, for God sake!?

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for taking too many damn vacations! Who takes too many damn vacations, for God sake?! 

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for all those executive orders! Who does too many executive orders, for God sake?!

“They didn’t dare call him racist for playing all that golf! Who plays that much golf, for God sake?! Obama, that’s who!

“The president’s not racist! You know who the real racists are?! I’ll tell you who the real racists are! Now clean the wax out of your ears all of you race baiters, you disgusting liberal media and listen real good all of you morons out there who say our president is racist! You’re the real racists! You and those radical progressive Democrats who are trying to put a racist salad in the president’s mouth! But guess what?! I’ll tell you what! It’s sickening and I’m not going to eat it, not even if they put my favorite ranch dressing on it!”

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