Posted in Kyle Kashuv

A Parkland Right-Winger Crosses the Free-Speech Line

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/06/03/a-parkland-right-winger-crosses-the-free-speech-line

After the massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school in Parkland, FL., the NRA and right- wing media were desperate to defend the gun, which was unfairly being demonized by the left and its allies in the so-called liberal media, because as every gun nut knows, guns don’t kill people, gun nuts with guns kill people.

In Kyle Kashuv, a pro-Trump, pro-gun, pro-second amendment, anti-gun control right winger, the NRA and their unhinged supporters found their pawn, their hero, to parrot their pro-gun agenda, to deflect as much attention from the complicity of the NRA and federal law makers, and place the blame solely at the feet of local law enforcement, while they shamelessly attacked a group of teenagers who survived a school shooting, who didn’t share their enthusiasm for guns, calling them crises actors, idiots who had no idea what they were doing, pawns of George Soros and other gun grabbing leftists, Nazis, communists, and Marxists. They gleefully paraded him before their cameras, wrote breathless, gushing articles about how he bravely and boldly took on the anti-gun bullies on the left who couldn’t wait to call for a total gun ban, and smear the NRA and the politicians they really don’t bribe to support their pro gun agenda.

Kashuv exposed himself as a gun nut from the beginning. And since he’s been associated with the questionable TPUSA, he’s now been exposed as a bigot. I can’t say I’m surprised. And it’s also not surprising that conservatives would defend him.


 

NRA pawn, and gun nut, Kyle Kashew

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Posted in Dana Loesch

‘You are a pathetic person’: NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch gets heat over Parkland suicides

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/pathetic-person-nra-spokeswoman-dana-loesch-gets-heat-parkland-suicides-134315514.html

Dana Loesch has compared Democrats and liberals who are pro choice, to baby killers, but conveniently plays the victim whenever someone points out her hypocrisy. Her stance, and that of her cronies in the NRA, is to oppose any and all gun reform, on the absurd notion that it’s a violation of the second amendment, and when someone rightly points out that by her own logic she is also a baby killer, she screams bloody murder, and attacks the victims of shootings as demagogues and gun grabbers, thereby proving just how pathetic a human being she really is.

“You commie libtards lynched me once, but never again!”

Posted in Dana Loesch, snowflake

NRA Snowflake Dana Loesch Can’t Smear Leftists As Violent Terrorists Without Liberals Criticizing Her!

https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/07/smear-campaign-against-dana-loesch-over-nra-video/

“Why won’t liberals let Dana smear them without criticizing her?”


Did you know that any criticism of Dana Loesch is a vicious smear campaign? Anyone who criticizes or disagrees with whatever s**t that pours from her pie hole, is a smear campaign to silence little Ms. Wonderful? So, listen up all of you violent, anti American liberals and leftists!

She is not to be criticized.

She is not to be mocked.

If you do either, it’s a violent, vicious smear campaign, which proves that liberals and other leftists are a violent mob with one goal in mind : to silence conservative opinion!

When Dana released her awesome video portraying leftists as terrorists because they dare to protest Donald Trump’s policies, she had no idea that dishonest liberals would twist the meaning of her video, and insert their own interpretation. Because if it isn’t clear to everyone by now, then good damn it, it should be, that the wonderful, American patriots at the NRA, like little Ms. Wonderful herself, really are Freedoms Last Refuge, and you all better get that through your thick liberal skulls, and you better not say mean things about her, which might hurt her feelings, thereby proving she’s totally not a snowflake, and the feelings of her supporters, thereby proving that they’re totally not snowflakes either.

“They use their media to assassinate real news,” she says in her video. “They use their schools to teach children that their president is the next Hitler. They use their movie stars and singers, comedy shows and award shows to repeat their narrative over and over again. And then they use their ex president to endorse the resistance. All to make them march, make them protest, make them scream racism, sexism, xenophobia, and homophobia, to smash windows, burn cars, shut down interstates and airports, to bully and terrorize the law abiding. Until the only option left is for the police to do their job and stop the madness. And when that happens, they’ll see it as an excuse for their outrage. The only way to stop this, the only way we save our country and our freedom is to fight the violence of lies with the clinched fist of truth. I’m the NRA of America, and I’m Freedoms safest place.”

Have Dana and her friends in the media ever engaged in fake news? Have they ever been less than honest? Of course not. Why, accusing Dana, or anyone in conservative media for that matter, of being dishonest, is akin to calling Jesus Christ a liar. Everyone knows that NRA TV is one of the few lone beacons of truth and honesty in a media that is dominated by lying, disingenuous liberals that make up their own news. Like, how president Trump is bigoted and racist, how Black Lives Matter really isn’t about hating cops and white people, and how the NRA is like a terrorist organization that hold federal law makers financially hostage to make sure no gun reform legislation is passed.

Have Dana and her buddies at the NRA ever been critical of the former president? No way. We all no that never happened. They never referred to him as a Kenyan born, Nazi, Marxist, terrorist sympathizing, America hating Muslim, who was going to take all the guns away. And they certainly never, ever accused him of racism, because when America elected its first black president… well, that was proof that racism was officially a thing of the past.

Have conservatives ever used their celebrities to repeat their narratives? Hell no! Conservative celebrities never got involved in politics when Obama was in the White House. Just ask Uncle Ted, the Motor City Madman, the Next Rosa Parks, the White/Black Guitar Slayer From Detroit, SpongeTed Squishy Pants. He never said any of those racist, sexist, homophobic, and anti Semitic things that liberals accused him of, or that liberals and illegal immigrants should be shot like rabid dogs. And he never crapped his pants to avoid the draft.

Did Tea Party conservatives march in protest of the black president? Not to my knowledge. They loved his policies. They never carried such signs as Obama’s Plan : White Slavery; and The American Tax Payers Are The Jews For Obama’s Ovens. They never accused him of starting a war on cops, or accused him of being responsible for the deaths of several police officers.

According to conservatives like Dana Loesch, and her supporters, liberals who criticize and protest the policies of Donald Trump, are nothing more than terrorists. That is the definition of a smear. But apparently, being critical of her smearing liberals, is itself a smear. 

Posted in Dana Loesch, NRA, satire/humor

Dana Loesch : “Where’s My Award For Being Beaten And Body Slammed By Gun Grabbing,Violent Leftists At CNN’s Town Hall?

Dana Loesch at CNN Town Hall, prior to getting beaten, body slammed, lynched, and burned at the stake by violent, gun grabbing leftists dressed as professional wrestlers.

When Dana Loesch found out that Anderson Cooper and CNN had received The prestigious Walter Cronkite award for excellence in journalism for its 2018 Town Hall on gun violence, she was so jealous that she recently appeared on Tucker Carlson Tonight to complain how shameful it was that she hadn’t received her own award for having her ass handed to her by the Parkland students.

Seriously, people, is this a joke?” the conservative pundit and NRA spokesperson, tweeted in reaction to the news.

Seriously, people, is this a joke? I think I deserve an award for all of the abuse I had to endure from the misguided students who were repeating everything the gun grabbing, legacy media told them to say, like screaming shame on you, and hang the b***h, instead of having a real conversation about how awesome the NRA and guns are.

“Honestly, I can’t believe that CNN was awarded the Walter Cronkite for excellence in political journalism when everyone there was so mean to me,” she told Carlson. “I was literally booed, shamed, spit on, hissed at, tarred and feathered, stoned, beaten to a bloody pulp, shot, stabbed, water boarded, drawn and quartered, gassed, fried to a crisp, boiled alive, staked, beheaded, torn to shreds, hanged, lynched, crucified, and finally, burned at the stake. Then they took my ashes, put them in jar, and pi**ed all over them. Does that sound like advancing the conversation to you, Tucker?”

Carlson : “It sounds like outright murder to me. It seems like the whole event was staged, and they were ready to murder you from the moment you walked through the door, rather than let you speak. So typical of the violent left.”

“I mean, seriously,” Loesch continued, “not only that, but there was a mob of people there who were dressed like professional wrestlers, carrying signs that said, ‘Kill The B***h Queen, and ‘Blame All Law Abiding Gun Owners For Mass Shootings! Confiscate Their Guns And Kill Them, Too!’ All of them carried nooses, too.

“When they noticed me eyeing them nervously, they all rushed the stage at once, screaming, ‘Burn the witch!’ and ‘Hang The B***h!’ Several people tried to stop them, but we’re unable to prevent them from getting up on stage. There were just too many of them, and they were determined to kill me. First they took turns body slamming me like professional wrestlers do, using their elbows to inflict unbearable pain and damage on me, and then they teamed up and kept pouncing and pouncing, and slamming and slamming, until I was literally a pancake. After they finished, they posed for pictures with each other with my flattened corpse on display between them, like fisherman posing with their catch. Most of the audience, including the Parkland students, were laughing and encouraging them to kill me, while only a few were actually horrified at how I was being treated.

“When they were finished with me,” she continued, “they took turns punishing the few that tried to stop them from manhandling me. They did the same things to them that they did to me. One of them was senator Marco Rubio. Earlier he had been asked by one of the students if he would continue to accept donations from the NRA. You could tell how angry they were when he told them no. They wanted to kill him on the spot, and take his guns. But I believe they were biding their time, probably waiting to kill me first, and then senator Rubio, probably hoping to make a spectacle and an example of both of us, which evidently they managed to accomplish. They finished me off, and those who tried to defend me, and then they went after Rubio, doing the exact same things to him that they did to me. And as I was leaving the building, an insane leftist charged me from behind, screaming she was going to kill me, and stuff my corpse in the barrel of my AR-15, but thank God someone was able stop this one.”

Carlson : “Unbelievable! Exactly when did all of this happen, Dana? As far as I know, CNN didn’t televise anyone getting body slammed, or flattened like a pancake, much less getting stoned, shot, or stabbed.”

“Well, of course not, Tucker. CNN was not about to show what their sham of a town hall was really all about, which was putting on a WWE style event, and pretending that it was all about guns and how dangerous they are, while humiliating me and law abiding gun owners, and trying to make us look like fools, but succeeding only in making themselves look like fools. All of this happened after the cameras were turned off, Tucker, because they didn’t want anyone to see how violent and unhinged the leftist, gun hating mobs are. If they had left the cameras rolling, everyone would have sided with the NRA, and would realize just how awesome guns really are.”

Carlson : “I totally agree. To put on a display of violence just days after a massacre, is despicable, and totally typical of the violent left.”

“That’s right, Tucker. But what bothers me more than anything else is, I should have won that award, not CNN. I showed up to prove how awesome guns are, and I believe that’s exactly what I did.”

Posted in Stupid Conservative memes

Stupid Conservative Memes #82_Libs Are Snowflakes, Even Though Conservatives Have Actually Worn Diapers Who Always Soil Themselves Over Liberal Opinions And Ideas

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Pictured above : how mature conservatives reacted when Colin Kaepernick took a knee. They didn’t get angry, upset, cry, curse, burn his jersey, or send him death threats.

Everyone knows liberals are nothing but crybabies, who take offense at the slightest micro aggression, while conservatives are just the opposite. Below are a number of examples where conservatives have read liberal opinions without getting angry, upset, crying, cursing, unfriending, reporting, or otherwise acting like big babies :

    • Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem to silently protest police brutality against people of color. No conservative howled and screamed bloody murder, called him unpatriotic, burned his jersey, called him names, or accused him of disrespecting the flag, America, the sacred troops, or threatened to kill him.
    • A certain shoe company hired him as a spokesperson for their Just Do It campaign. Conservatives calmly and respectfully disagreed with the shoe company’s decision. No conservatives filmed themselves burning their Nikes and uploaded them to YouTube for all the world to see. Nor did a single conservative call for a boycott, or return their Nikes for a refund because their precious feelings were more hurt than their feet.
    • Keurig decided to pull ads from Hannity over his support of Roy Moore. Absolutely no conservatives in America, or the Fox News audience for that matter, filmed themselves smashing their coffee makers in fits of anger.
    • Anti LGBT bigot Kim Davis was jailed for contempt  of court orders to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples. Not one conservative cried about how she was being persecuted by the liberal media and the militant gays. No Republican politicians appeared on Fox News to whine about judicial tyranny. They were completely OK with it.
    • The Boy Scouts Of America announced they would allow females to join. Liberals either didn’t really care one way or another, or welcomed it. Conservatives had a slightly different opinion. Besides acting totally mature about it, the general consensus was that the Boy Scouts were waging a war against masculinity, and liberals were acting like snowflakes for allowing it to happen.
    • The popular coffee company, Starbucks, announced they would hire thousands of immigrants. Conservatives took to social media to not to complain, or call for a boycott, but simply to suggest that Starbucks hire veterans instead of filthy brown people.
    • Been And Jerry’s came out with a statement in support of Black Lives Matter. The Blue Lives, and All Lives Matter crowd, who are totally OK with black people speaking out about police brutality and racism, declared they would continue eating the popular chain’s ice cream, even though B & J pushed a narrative about racism in law enforcement – which conservatives know there totally is not, it’s nothing but a liberal lie – instead of admitting that they really hate white people and law enforcement.
    •  To demonstrate their maturity when it comes to liberal ideas, conservatives such as members of TPUSA never actually wore diapers on college campuses to own the libs. Liberals misinterpreted the whole thing. It was meant to be a metaphorical display of how liberals are the real crybabies. 
    • Ilhan Omar had the nerve to criticize AIPAC, the Jewish lobby’s influence on the U.S. government. Conservatives ( including the president ) in the media and online, reacted calmly by totally accepting her opinion, instead of smearing her as an anti Semite, and a terrorist, or send her death threats.
  •  When Alexandria Ocasio Cortez proposed a new green energy resolution, conservatives didn’t scream socialism, get angry or cry that it was the end of the free world, or that she was going to ban cows, their farts, and outlaw hamburgers. 

These are just a few examples where conservatives have demonstrated how wonderfully superior they are to liberals in every way, and never act like big babies, as liberals always do.