NRA Spokesperson Dana Loesch , On Hannity : Gun Confiscation Will Cause Mass Spoonings

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“When the left succeeds in banning guns , then they’ll come for our spoons.”

Dana Loesch is a conservative radio and media commentator , and NRA spokesperson. According to her Wikipedia page , she is the current special assistant to the executive vice president for public relations for the NRA , a position she has held since 2017.

She is listed at number 888 in the Encyclopedia Of American Loons.

Before becoming an NRA spokesperson , she hosted the daily show , Dana , at Glenn Beck’s The Blaze , from 2014 to late 2017.

She’s previously written for Breibart’s Big Journalism , and was employed briefly at CNN , but was released for questionable behavior. Since 2008 she’s been the host of the Dana Radio Show , The Conservative Alternative.

She is known for making controversial statements , such as the time she said how cool it would be to drop her trousers to urinate on the bodies of dead Taliban soldiers. Other controversies include , attacking mainstream media journalists as ‘rat bastards of the earth’ , and ‘a boil on the backside of American politics’ , and should be ‘curbed stomped’ for dishonesty in reporting ( apparently , Dana , and her cronies over at Fox News , and NRA TV are lone beacons of truth , honesty , and accuracy in media ) ; claiming that spoons can be classified as assault weapons ; accusing liberals of marching in lock step with terrorists , after the 2016 Inland Empire shooting spree , labeling them the Godless Left for having the audacity to mock thoughts and prayers of cowardly politicians ; attacking the New York Times for its dishonesty and mediocrity ( again with no self-awareness of her own faults ) ; accusing mainstream media of loving mass shootings after the Marjory Stoneman Douglas school shooting , and claiming that hordes of angry leftists attempted to stone her at a CNN town hall meeting in which she barely escaped alive.

On a recent episode of Hannity , Dana doubled down on her analogy that a spoon can be used as an assault weapon. They were talking about gun control , and how the March For Our Loves activists were being used by the Left to advance their gun confiscation agenda.

“You know , Sean ,” she said , “this whole March For Our Lives nonsense smells of Obama and the Democrats. We know they hate guns and will stop at nothing to make sure that every single gun in America is confiscated.”

Sean Hannity : “What are you saying , Dana? Are you saying that the whole thing , that the shooting was a false flag , a staged event to take away guns?”

“No , Sean , that not what I’m saying at all. I’m saying that the March For Our Lives are probably being manipulated by Obama and the Dems. I wouldn’t doubt for a minute that this so-called movement was Obama’s idea. I don’t doubt that he put them up to it. He couldn’t confiscate guns when he was president , so he’s hoping that they’ll be the ones to make his dream come true.”

Sean Hannity : “Good point , Dana. But for a moment there , I thought you might straying into Alex Jones territory.”

Dana , smiling , said ,”Alex Jones is a crackpot , Sean. I’m not. But I’ll tell you something that’s not so crazy. People are killed by cars every year , but nobody talks about banning cars. People are killed by trains every year and nobody talks about banning trains. People are killed by dangerous drugs every year , including marijuana , and nobody talks about banning drugs , including marijuana. Video games kill people every year , and nobody talks about banning video games. The point I’m trying to make here , Sean , is that people are killed by a million things every year , and it’s stupid to want to ban everything.

“You know , Sean , a few years back when I suggested that a spoon could be used as an assault weapon , the mainstream media thought it was a joke. They thought I was a joke. But they’re the joke , because I was right. I’m a gun expert. And because I’m a gun expert , that makes me a spoon expert. So , believe me when I say a spoon really can be used as an weapon to murder people. They also thought it was a big deal when I said that they love mass shootings because it boosts their ratings.”

Hannity : “Yeah , liberal heads literally exploded. Kapow!”

“That’s right , Sean. But what I should have said was they love mass spoonings , because that’s what’s going to happen if the Parkland students , Democrats , and Obama get their way and ban the second amendment. We’re going to see an epidemic of mass spoonings the likes of which we’ve never seen , because there won’t be anymore guns , and when enough people have been killed by spoons , the left will demand background checks on spoon purchases , and then they will march to ban spoons and other kitchen utensils.”

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