Mediocre Christian actor Kevin Sorbo returns Nikes Because They Hurt His Feelings| TheBlaze

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/09/11/christian-actor-kevin-sorbo-returns-nikes-they-hurt-my-feet-when-i-stand-for-the-national-anthem

Hercules returns his Nike’s because they hurt his feelings , but he’s no snowflake like those pansy liberals.

First they wore diapers on college campuses to protest safe spaces. Then they smashed their Keurig coffee machines to protest the company pulling it’s ads over Sean Hannity’s support of child molester Roy Moore.

This summer when Nike chose Colin Kaepernick as the face of their new ad campaign , Believe In Something , Even If It Means Sacrificing Everything , conservatives posted photos and videos of themselves on social media burning their Nike apparel to show how butt hurt they were that the popular sports outfit had the nerve to feature a mediocre , pansy , flag hating football player as their spokesman.

It seems to be a popular trend among conservatives these days. When someone disagrees with you , namely libtards , throw a tantrum by boycotting , which includes smashing , burning , and destroying anything that doesn’t support the conservative cause or agenda , and some conservatives are all too eager and happy to do just that , and then without a hint of irony , claim it is libtards who are snowflakes.

Conservative actor , Kevin Sorbo , who had previously starred in the mediocre television series , Hercules The Legendary Journeys , and the equally mediocre films , God’s Not Dead , and Let Their Be Light , recently got his feelings butt hurt by the new Nike ad. He got so butt hurt that he returned a pair of Nike’s because they hurt his sensitive feet when standing for the anthem.

In an interview with the Journal , Sorbo said , “I cried when I saw the ad. I literally cried. I couldn’t believe they were using this whiny , crybaby , flag hating little pansy as their new spokesman. I cried so hard and so long my eyes were almost puffed shut , and strings of disgusting snot were hanging from both nostrils. I felt so disgusted with myself. I felt like a two-year old throwing a fit , but I couldn’t help myself. My wife came into the bathroom , and saw me rolling around on the floor with my pants around my ankles. I had been sitting on the john reading the paper when I saw the ad.

‘ “What’s wrong with you?’ she said. There was disgust in her voice. I wasn’t sure if it was because of the smell or that I was on the floor with my pants down , or both. I told her that Nike had chosen that pansy , flag hating crybaby for their new ad campaign. She said , ‘Jesus Christ , Kevin , you sound like a snowflake. Get up and pull your pants up! What are you , a liberal?’

‘ “No , I’m a conservative , ‘ I said.

“When she said that , I realized I was acting like your typical liberal , a whiny sensitive crybaby who gets easily offended at anything and everything. She was telling me to be a man and do something constructive instead of acting like a liberal snowflake , which is so unbecoming for a conservative. So , I pulled my pants up , wiped my nose , took my pair of Nike’s back for a refund , and told them that they hurt my feet whenever I stand for the anthem ( it was really because of that pansy flag hater ). Then I got on Facebook and told my followers all about it ( minus the bathroom part ) and said that Colin Kaepernick failed at sports , and sucked as a football player. That’s how a conservative responds.”

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