How Barack Obama Ruined America And Was The Worst President Ever … Part 3

Conservative sleuth John Hawkins continues his exclusive.

If you dislike Barack Obama as much as I do , then you know for a fact he was the worst American president , from his Marxist policies like Obama care , to giving away free stuff like Obama phones , and other free goodies to keep people on the Democratic plantation.

You can argue until you’re blue in the face , but you will never convince a liberal that he is a commie , Marxist , gay Muslim , and the worst president ever. Because they’re commie , Marxist , gay Muslims themselves.

The following are five more ways Obama ruined America and was the worst president ever.

1) Tee Gate : This scandal is closely linked to Golf Gate , because it demonstrates just how insensitive Obama is , having the audacity of hope to golf while America was in an economic s**t hole and everyone but liberals were living in the poorhouse. They were literally all crammed into homeless shelters , forced to watch Obama on big screen TVs reading from from a teleprompter telling everyone just how great the economy was.

In 2009 Obama deliberately missed a shot just to rub it in the faces of conservatives. It was his Marxist way of saying conservatives are stupid enough to believe the economy is in great shape.

2) Sunny Gate : In 2013 , Sunny Obama , the Obama dog ( who is also a Marxist like her parents ) attempted to kill little Ashtyn Gardner , a guest at the annual White House Christmas party. The Looney liberal media tried to spin it as an accident , but conservatives know what it was really all about. Her parents were conservatives and didn’t like Obama. He knew this and ordered Sunny to push her into the tree.

3) Bike Gate : Almost as bad as golfing were all the times that Obama went bike riding. Looney liberals think these were just harmless outings with his family , showing how ordinary he was. But Obama was anything but ordinary. They were actually covers for what they really were. Obama was smuggling drugs to Mexican drug cartels through thousands of bicycles.

4) Teleprompter Gate : Obama was rumored to be a Harvard law graduate , but was actually so inept he couldn’t speak without a teleprompter. Whenever he would attempt to do so , he would fart nervously and blame it on one of the family dogs. Usually , Bo would get most of the blame.

5) Umbrella Gate : He also couldn’t use an umbrella if his life depended on it. Whenever he would attempt to do so , he would fumble with it for several minutes and eventually always manage to close it around his head , snagging his ears in the process.

And there you have it once again. Five more reasons Obama ruined America and was the worst president ever.

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