Crazy Jeanine is back!
Just weeks after being released from a New York mental health facility , Jeanine Pirro was back to her old tricks again at Fox New , ranting about the Democrats and their deep state connections to topple the greatest president America has ever known , demonstrating to the world how bat s**t crazy she is , and that she never should have been released in the first place.
Several weeks ago , the crazy host of Justice With Judge Jeanine went off the deep end during an anti Obama/Netflix rant , in which she accused the popular streaming service of corroborating with the Obama’s to spread socialism.
This latest incident occurred on her September 15th broadcast during an unhinged rant against Dianne Feinstein and other Democrats over the alleged sexual misconduct of Republican supreme court nominee , Brett Kavanaugh.
According to eye witnesses , this incident was more disturbing than her last outburst.
“During the last couple of weeks , since that last incident , Jeanine seemed no crazier than usual ,” one witness , who wished to remain anonymous , told the Journal. “Jeanine’s always been opinionated , especially about politics , even though it’s clear to anyone who is moderately well-informed , that she’s more often than not , full of s**t. And if you ever tell her she’s full of s**t , then you better watch out. Jeanine doesn’t take kindly to anyone telling her she’s full of s**t. I once made the mistake of telling her she was full of s**t, and I instantly regretted it. I won’t go into details , but suffice to say , my ears have been ringing ever since. I won’t make that mistake again!”
“Jeanine was fine until after we taped her opening statement ,” said the director of the show , who also requested anonymity. “As we were heading into break , that’s when everything literally went off the rails on a crazy train.
“You could tell she was still angry. She was absolutely fuming , muttering to herself , referring to senator Feinstein as that crazy ass bitch , under her breath. She also had this crazy , insane look in her eyes. I asked her if she was alright to continue the segment. I wanted her to at least calm down a bit before she went back on. But asking Jeanine to calm down was like asking a puppy not to pee on a carpet. When Jeanine got angry , she seldom calmed down. There was always hell to pay , and you’d best stay out of her way when she got angry. Some of us learned that lesson the hard way.
“For a moment she just stared at me, as if I had just told her to shut up. Her eyes nearly bugged from their sockets. Then her face started twitching , while making theses strange clicking sounds. Saliva drooled from the corners of her mouth.
“I’d seen these types of facial expressions in stroke victims in my younger days as a nurses aide , and I wondered if she might be having a stroke or something.
” ‘I don’t need to calm down ,’ she screamed, and then shoved me , though not hard enough to knock me over. ‘All need is for Feinstein , and her pack of Demonrats – yes , I said Demonrats – Kamala Harris , Cory Booker , and the king Demonrat himself , Obama , all with their beady little eyes and their chomping little teeth , to stop pestering president Trump and the FBI to investigate judge Kavanaugh!’
“We had less than a minute before going back on the air , so I told her to calm down.
” ‘I don’t need to calm down!’ she screamed again. She shoved me once again , this time hard enough to knock me flat on my ass. She jumped on top of me , grabbed handfuls of her hair , and screaming in a fit of rage , pulled them out by the roots.
” ‘Don’t tell me to calm down , damn it! I can’t stand it when people tell me to calm down!’
“She was so angry I thought she might actually kill me for telling her to calm down. Drool dripped in my face.
“The moment she shoved me a second time , someone called security. He had to pull her off me. No one else wanted to go near her. She refused to calm down , so the guard was forced to restrain her in hand cuffs.
” ‘How dare you hand cuff me!’ she said. ‘Don’t you know who know who I am? I’m going to be the next Attorney General! Ask president Trump! He said so! Let me go , God damn it!’
“Security called the police. She was arrested for assault , and then once again two men from the funny farm arrived , gave her a shot of Thorazine and restrained her in a straight jacket.
“As they restrained her , she cried out , ‘Put down the rat traps , ma! The Demonrats are coming for judge Kavanaugh! We can’t let ’em get ‘im!’
“Struggling weakly and grinning like the Cheshire Cat , from the effect of the Thorazine, she cried out again , ‘Did you put out the rat traps , ma?! Put down some cheese too! That’ll teach the little bastards not to mess with the judge!’
“As I watch them carry her out , cackling like an old hen , I couldn’t help but wonder what possessed the producers of her show to allow her to continue with it. If it were up to me , I would have fired her and cancelled it after the last time. Only time will tell if they wise up and give her the boot.
I also couldn’t help thinking how ridiculous she looked in that straight jacket , with that idiotic grin , and several glaring bald spots on her scalp. I would have found it hilarious if I hadn’t found the whole thing so depressing.
“I always knew Jeanine was a little crazy , but not bat crap insane. I guess the Mueller investigation must have driven her off the deep end.”