Once upon a time a black Democratic senator from Illinois was voted president of the United States , and conservatives like Wayne Root ( who totally were not racist ) lost their minds.
Because reality has a liberal bias conservatives created an alternate world where it had a whole new meaning. In this new reality they created their own facts where black is white , up is down , Democrats and liberals are the real racists and bigots , Hitler was a socialist liberal , and where the Democratic president was treated fairly and with great respect by Republicans.
In this alternate reality , no one ever criticized the new president.
No one called him a Marxist socialist , or a Nazi.
No one interrupted an event and accused him of lying.
No one accused him of being The Great Destroyer.
No one accused him of dividing the nation , of being anti white racist , anti semitic , or anti police.
No one questioned the validity of his birth certificate.
No one created or spread elaborate conspiracy theories about him : that he was a radical Muslim hellbent on turning America over to the Muslim Brotherhood ; killed a long list of people who threatened to expose his illegitimacy ; teleported to Mars to prepare decades in advance of his tyrannical rule of America ; created Fema death camps for dissidents who opposed him ; would invade Texas through Jade Helm ; would eat Americas children through Planned Parenthood ; use Ebola to punish America ; take everyone’s guns away through Fast And Furious ; was lawless with executive orders ; stole the elections with ACORN , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck and sundry ; created an army of infant warriors ; allowed four Americans to die in Benghazi ; was hostile to Christmas , Christianity ; played more golf than any other president , and vacationed more than any other president.
No one held racist signs at Tea party events.
No one accused him of inciting violence against law enforcement , of inciting a race war by supporting Black Lives Matter.
No one bullied or targeted his family with childish and racist insults , or death threats.
No one accused him of giving Iran nuclear weapons.
And conservatives never ever threatened or wished for his death. He was treated with kindness , respect and admiration by Republicans who never said an unkind word about him.
Everything was unicorns and roses. Racism was solved and Democrats and Republicans lived happily ever after with one another in this new America , as they held hands across the nation and sang kumbaya from sea to shining sea.