Stupid Conservative Memes #65 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

 

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“For those with no brains , who haven’t a clue how logic works.”

There are plenty of ridiculous Liberal Logic 101 memes on the internet , but this one perfectly demonstrates the ‘alternate reality’ in which the typical liberal hating wing nut resides.


Liberals were not that concerned about Ebola , because it wasn’t an outbreak. A total of three Americans contracted the disease , and recovered. The fourth , a Liberian national , by the name of Thomas Duncan , died after contracting the disease. But Conservative media , played the non-epidemic as if it were the end of civilization as we know it , blaming the president at the time – Barack Obama – of allowing  the disease into the country on purpose , because he hates America , because it’s a racist country.   

Why doesn’t Conservative media talk about gun violence? That’s a real epidemic. An ongoing epidemic that kills an estimated 30,000 Americans annually. Yet , Conservative media is completely silent on the issue. Why? Does the right hate America? Would it be too extreme to say that they hate their country , like Bryan Fischer absurdly claimed that Obama intentionally allowed Ebola into the U.S. because he hates America and believes it needs to be punished for its racism? 

There were dozens of incidents in 2014 where children were accidentally shot because of the negligence of an adult. Children who got their hands on loaded weapons and accidentally shot themselves or others. Why weren’t Conservatives in the media talking about this? Where was the outrage? Where was their demand to regulate guns? There were hundreds of incidents in 2014 where children were murdered with a gun. Again , there was no demand to regulate guns , but they wanted to enforce travel bans because one person died of Ebola? The media , particularly the Conservative media , believe that it’s more important to spread fear about a disease that killed one person in America ( who actually wasn’t from America ) , and yet they have nothing to say about the dangers of children dying by guns every year?  

Who really have their heads buried up their asses?  It sure as hell isn’t liberals.    

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Stupid Conservative Memes #64

   


George Bush was given a CIA intelligence briefing that Bin Ladin would most likely soon attack the U.S.. He ignored it , and as a result , 9/11 happened. It’s amazing to me that Bush apologists like Rudy Giuliani are willing to ignore his incompetence , absolve him of any responsibility , and shamelessly claim that he kept America safe. Never mind 9/11 , the Iraq and Afghanistan wars , the numerous domestic terrorist attacks , and the multiple embassy/consulate attacks that occurred during his watch ; none of them count in their twisted logic. But Benghazi is worse than any of them because … something.          

Democrats didn’t politicize 9/11. Democrats and Republicans united , because America was attacked. Too bad Republicans and Conservatives couldn’t do the same after Benghazi. All they cared about was using it as a means of discrediting a president they hated , so they created a conspiracy around it , including the bullshit claim that he allowed it to happen.          

Stupid Conservative Memes #63 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

“For those with no brains , who haven’t a clue how logic works.”

Like the main stream Conservative media did with Obama’s birth certificate , Benghazi , the so-called IRS scandal , Solyndra , Fast And Furious , Health Care reform ( Obama Care ) and a host of other non scandals? The entire real lame stream news media , including Fox News , Breitfart , The Gateway Pundit ( AKA the Stupidest man on the internet ), News Max , News Busters , The Blaze , Rush Limbaugh , Accuracy In Media  , World Nut Daily , Media Research Center , and Conservatives News Service whined incessantly over everything Obama said and did. Not just about the birth certificate , Benghazi , and Fast And Furious  , but absurd nonsense about gun confiscation , executive orders , saluting a marine with a latte in his hand , wearing a tan suit , how many vacations he and his family took , how much he golfed , to what he put on his hamburger.

Can we expect a similar type of treatment toward Trump from the so-called liberal media? Not likely. In fact , we’ve already seen them fawn over him when he bombed Syria.  

Stupid Conservative Memes #62 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

For those who have no brains , who read this crap and haven’t a clue how logic works. Yes , they are that stupid.

Are you kidding me? Absolutely everything ( real and made up ) from Obama’s past was not only relevant , but put under a microscope by Conservative media and  bloggers , prior to the 2008 election , to discredit him : his birth certificate , which of course , had absolutely nothing to do with racism , just concerned citizens asking how a black man could possibly be eligible to be president ; his connection to ACORN as a community organizer , and how he could possibly win an election – twice – without cheating ( voter fraud ) ; his so-called connection to Bill Ayers , when he allegedly ran around in his preteen years planting explosives with The Weather Underground ; his alleged Muslim connection ; his alleged anti-semitic and racist pastor ; his alleged gayness ; his alleged animosity to white people ; and his drug use. 

 

Stupid Conservative Memes #61 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

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“Helping those of us with no brains understand how logic works.”

   

Kim Davis is not a hero. She’s not Super Woman , she’s not Wonder Woman , she’s not Bat Girl , she’s not the reincarnation of Mother Teresa. She’s not comparable to MLK , Abraham Lincoln , or Rosa Parks. Martin Luther King fought for the civil rights of others to be treated equally. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat for an unjust law. Kim Davis denied the rights of others to be treated equally. She’s more like the racist bus driver who told Rosa Parks to get to the back of the bus. Demanding that others be treated equally is not unjust , it’s not evil , it’s not judicial tyranny. It’s common decency. But Conservatives don’t see it this way. They’re not capable of understanding logic ( so they create memes that make no sense ). At least not the Conservatives who consider her a hero.   

Stupid Conservative Memes #60 Liberal Logic 101 Edition … Benghazi And Birtherism In One Meme

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“For those with no brains , who haven’t a clue how logic works.”

Conservatives who hated Obama when he was president , were convinced that he deliberately allowed four Americans to die in Benghazi for political motivations , or that he secretly supported terrorists , or that he lied about an anti-Islam video being responsible for the attack , when he knew that it was really a planned Al-Qaeda attack. Claims that wing nut media and Right bloggers promoted almost non stop after the Benghazi attack. These claims were eagerly accepted as fact by Obama haters , since Sarah Palin had accused Obama of ‘paling around with terrorists.’ In the minds of Palin fans , Obama must have been involved in terrorist plots with Bill Ayers of The Weather Underground , blowing up buildings and planting explosives when he was eight or nine years old.

There were multiple Benghazi reports , and an extensive New York Times investigative report , none of which were enough for the Obama haters , because none of them revealed what they already knew in their hearts : that Obama and Hillary were guilty of a deliberate cover up. With each new report , they were convinced that the Republicans were themselves involved in the cover up , part of a never ending conspiracy to conceal the truth about what really happened. So , they put together their own committee to investigate the events on the night of the attack , courtesy of AIM – Accuracy In Media – which has had a history of often being inaccurate. A citizens committee that included a who’s who of Obama hating wing nuts , birthers and anti-Muslim activists , including Allen West , and AIM’s own editor in chief , Roger Aronoff. And what did they find? What else? A conspiracy to cover up the truth , which included a claim that the U.S. had switched sides in the war on terror , and that ambassador Christopher Stevens was involved in a failed kidnapping attempt to be traded for the terrorist Omar Abdel-Rahman , the mastermind behind for the World Trade Center bombing.

Four people died in the Benghazi attack , which according to Obama haters was a worse scandal than Watergate , to some even worse than 9/11. Yes , seriously , worse than nearly three thousand Americans dying as a result of the worst terrorist attack in the U.S. , because Obama ‘lied’ and Bush didn’t. No , he just ignored intelligence about possible terrorists attacks , and then lo and behold 9/11 happened. But it wasn’t Bush’s fault that those three thousand Americans lost their lives. He kept America safe , despite 9/11 , and the multiple embassy/consulate/compound attacks that occurred that resulted in the deaths of eleven Americans , an eighteen year old Yemeni-American student , Susan El-Baneh , and American diplomat , David Foy. But because ten of the thirteen attacks didn’t include any dead Americans , those attacks don’t count , and the three attacks that did , were … unfortunate. But the bullshit excuses wing nuts always predictably give when comparing these two situations is , ‘there was never a cover up , and that ‘Obama never called it a terrorist attack.’

I’ve even seen this same lame excuse from a certain wing nut named Bill Whittle on his website Firewall. In a video titled Why Benghazi Matters , he says : “It’s not the responsibility of the U.S. State dept. and the president to protect the lives of foreign nationals. Their job is to protect American citizens and especially consular personnel living abroad.” The nine American contractors that were killed in the Riyadh Compound attacks , were working for the State Department , and it was their responsibility to keep them safe. It was their job to protect them. Funny how Whittle doesn’t blame Bush or his State Department for failing to keep those nine Americans safe , but he’s willing to crucify Obama for four deaths in Benghazi. He goes on : “In 2003 , a truck bomb killed 36 people , including nine American defense contractors. President Bush immediately denounced it as a terrorist attack , and the Saudi’s investigated and killed two of the attackers.” He conveniently ignores the fact that Bush and the State Department under him , were responsible for the safety of those nine Americans , and because Bush denounced it as a terrorist attack , that somehow absolved him and the State Department of all responsibility. Those nine defense contractors , Susan El-Baneh , and David Foy were all Americans citizens. Were their lives less important than four lives in Benghazi? He continues : “On March 2 , 2006 , in Karachi Pakistan , a suicide bomber killed four , including an American diplomat , David Foy. It was instantly denounced as a terrorist attack ( Bush miraculously absolved of all responsibility again! ) ; there were no advanced calls for security ; Mr. Foy was killed instantly with no possibility of rescue ; there was no cover up , or attempt to spin it other than what it was.”

That’s because the commander-in-chief was George Bush , the president who could do no wrong in the eyes of Conservatives. Democrats were not interested in exploiting their deaths ; they had no reason to , or motive , unlike Republicans and their Obama hating allies in the media who would spin the events in Benghazi into a massive conspiracy theory involving a cover up. He then goes on to revive the debunked claim that ambassador Stevens was tortured , raped , and dragged through the streets.

So , according to wing nuts like Bill Whittle , the deaths of eleven Americans is unfortunate , but acceptable , because they were immediately called terrorist attacks , as opposed to Obama never calling Benghazi a terrorist attack , which makes all the difference! Except he did call it a terrorist attack , just not in the precise wording they preferred : radical Islamic terrorism!

It’s apparent to anyone with common sense that Benghazi was a phony scandal , a tragedy blown out of proportion by Republican politicians and their allies in the media who were obsessed with destroying a Democratic president before he was even elected. Democrats didn’t politicize the thirteen Benghazi like terrorist attacks when Bush was president.

The birth certificate was only phony to racists. Obama provided both forms of his birth certificate , and yet neither was enough for wing nuts. They were positive that he was really born in Kenya , and if anyone had the nerve to accuse them of racism , they could trot out the absurd defense : “you can’t even criticize Obama without being called a racist.”

The dunce who created this meme , believes liberals are stupid because they didn’t buy into the Benghazi and the birther bullshit. That’s embarrassing.

To Serve Obama Again , A Sequel : Obama Still Wants To Eat Your Kids!

Alex Jones’s ‘how did I get stuck with these kooks , crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes?’ face.

From the Alex Jones radio show June 9 , 2017 – 

“Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. I bring you the truth , and nothing but the truth , the truth that the main stream communist liberal news media won’t bring you because it’s controlled by George Soros , the biggest communist liberal in the world.

“I have three kooks on today’s show. One’s been here once or twice before. She’s even more of a  kook than the other two. She’s also crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake. She’s written several wacked out books about Barack Obama , including Obama And His Evil Twin Julio Want To Sacrifice Your Kids With Planned Parenthood , and Obama And His Evil Twin Julio The Mole Want To Kill My Granny With Obama Care. Like I said , she’s a real kook , crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake.  

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Smart , intelligent Conservative women , Victoria , Ann-Marie , and Morgan trying to convince Alex Jones that Obama still wants to eat their kids.

“My other two guests are Ann-Marie Murrell , and Morgan Brittany. I’m not sure if they’ve been here before or not , but they’ve also written some wacked out books about Obama , because besides being known as kooks , they’re also crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes. Those books include , The Truth About B. O. And All Kinds Of Other Stuff , and I Was Attacked By B.O. Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , the latter which the three of them wrote together. And in case you’re wondering , ladies and gentlemen , those are not the titles of books about zombies with Body odor. Their latest book is  , To Serve Obama Again , A Sequel : Obama Still Wants To Eat Your Kids! has got to be the kookiest one yet. But I’m sure their next book will be even more kooky.    

“Welcome to the show , ladies.”

Ann-Marie : “Thanks for inviting us , Alex.”

Morgan : “I’m pretty sure we haven’t been here before.”

Alex : “Whatever.”

Victoria : “Did you invite us here just to make fun us , Alex?”

Alex : “You said it , not me. Let’s talk about the new book. Why would -“

Victoria : “Did you read it?”

Alex : “Why would I want to do that?”

Victoria : “Oh , I don’t know , maybe to know what it’s about.”

Alex : “I don’t have to read it to know it’s a piece of  – I mean something only a kook would write – in this case , three kooks – and something only a kook – or in this case , plural , kooks , your fans – would be interested in reading. The title itself tells me it’s got to be the kookiest book ever written. Why would -“

Victoria : “Gee , thanks for the great review , Alex.”

Alex : “You’re welcome. Now why would -“

Victoria : So , you still don’t believe his mole is the anti-Christ?”

Alex : “Of course not , it’s insane.”

Morgan : “You don’t believe Obama zombies tried to eat our brains?”

Alex : “How can they eat something that isn’t there to begin with?”

Victoria : “You don’t believe he still wants to kill my granny with Obama Care?”

Alex : “Obama Care doesn’t exist anymore!”

Victoria : “You don’t believe Julio helped him steal the elections , and that I cried and I cried when it happened?”

Ann-Marie : “Yeah , and all kinds of other stuff!”

Morgan : Yeah , like Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , ACORN , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead?”

Alex : “ACORN , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead may have been involved , but to claim Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were involved , only a genuinely crazy person would believe that.”

Victoria : “You don’t believe he’s still taking too many vacations?”

Alex : “What does any of this have to do with -“

Morgan : “Or that he’s still playing too much golf?”

Alex : “Why should I care about his vacations or golfing , he’s -“

Ann-Marie : “And you don’t believe he still wants to steal everyone’s guns?”

Victoria : “Or that he shredded a copy of the constitution and used the shavings as a salad topping?”

Alex : “What does any of this have to do with -“

Victoria : “You don’t believe he went to Mars to train for his tyrannical dictatorship of America , or that he’s a cross dressing lizard queen from planet Zork?”

Morgan : “And tried to infect us all with Ebola?”

Alex : “Alright , hold on. Just hold on! What does any of this have to do with the book?”

Victoria : “It has everything to do with it , Alex. If you don’t believe any of these facts , then you don’t believe he still wants to eat your kids.”

Ann-Marie : “And all kinds of other stuff!”