How those with common sense respond to gun violence : “What’s your plan to end gun violence?”
How idiots respond : “Duh , more guns , and shooting back is a place to start.”
People with common sense would call for sensible reform , but gun nuts oppose universal background checks , high capacity magazine , and assault weapons bans. They believe any form of gun control is a threat to their second amendment freedom.
For the past eight years after a shooting , gun nuts repeated the same absurd arguments : ‘Now is not the time to talk about gun violence ; moregunswillmakeussafer ; agoodguywithagunwillalways stopabadguywithagun ; guns free zones attract more gun violence ; and the most absurd claim : ‘Obama is coming for our guns.’ And each year those arguments were proven wrong. Obama never took their guns away , like they said he would.
I can imagine the idiots who read this nonsense , nodding their heads in agreement , ‘Yeah , morefirearms , andmoreviolencewillputanendtogunviolence. Stupidliberals.’
The idiots at Liberal Logic 101 have proven that they are not only racist , but also bigoted. This one portrays anti-gay bigot Scott Lively as a wonderful human being who has never said an unkind word about LGBT individuals. Lively wrote a book , Pink Swastika , in which he claimed that the founders of the Nazi movement were homosexuals. He was also suspected of influencing Uganda’s anti-gay rights bill.
1. Scott Lively … politely disagrees with homosexual activists … hate crime. “We should not discriminate against persons who define themselves as homosexuals.” If the idiots at Liberal Logic believe Lively has never discriminated against homosexuals , that would make them stupid , not liberals. Politely disagreeing with homosexuals is not a hate crime , and no one has ever suggested it is. But Lively has spent more than two decades discriminating and dehumanizing gay individuals and activists , comparing them to Nazis , murderers , and pedophiles. Yeah , that’s what I call politely disagreeing.
2. Dan Savage … calls Christians vile and disgusting names … free speech. ( Such as bigot , homophobe? ) “I wish the Republicans were all dead.”
Conservative Christians work themselves into a lather of self-righteous indignation that liberals would even consider them bigoted or homophobic toward LGBT individuals. They see themselves as the perpetual victim. I’m sure none of them have ever wished death on homosexuals.
Why is it that liberals can see the irony and hypocrisy in these memes , but the idiots who produce them are completely lost on it? This one claims that Conservatives view black people positively and respectfully , which is , of course , bullshit. Liberals and progressives for the most part have not portrayed black people as loud mouths and do-nothings. But this is exactly how the idiots at Liberal Logic 101 and their equally stupid readers view them. Right wing media has always portrayed black politicians positively when they’re Republicans , even going so far as defending their bigotry. But when they’re Democrats , and liberals , they’re maligned as racists , Muslims , communists , and Nazis. For eight years they attacked Obama as a token “do-nothing” who did nothing but take endless vacations and play endless rounds of golf. But , of course , it’s liberals and Democrats who are racists.
Liberals are not outraged at the existence of the Duggars , or the Palins. They are simply pointing out the hypocrisy. When Conservative Republicans talk about family values they are outraged at the thought of Lena Dunham sexually touching her sister at the age of seven , or a gay couple adopting a child , but excuse the behavior of someone like Josh Duggar ( a Christian hypocrite ) sexually molesting his sisters when he was a teenager , and Bristol Palin having children out-of-wedlock , because they are Conservative Christians. It’s called a double standard , which they apparently are immune to.
Even though Obama is no longer in the White House , I will continue making fun of liberals. So , here is my continuing list of Why I Still Hate Liberals …
1) They don’t believe Obama is persecuting Christians. Ever since Obama became president , Christians and Conservatives have been under attack. They’ve been attacked in the streets all over America by liberal mobs angry at the fact that Conservatives and Christians are wishing them Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays. Liberals are such wimps.
2) They believe Ted Nugent is a draft dodging pants pooper. Ted is a real American patriot , because he hunts , and hates liberals , not because he dodged the draft by pooping his drawers.
3) They’re slobs. When liberals eat , they can’t help but act like the slobs they are. It’s in their nature. It’s in their genes. Liberals are born to be slobs. They have no qualms about belching and farting around others , and at the dinner table. Liberals are such pigs.
4) If Jesus were black or Muslim , they would gladly believe in him. When Megan Kelly claimed Jesus was white , liberals had a fit , proving how racist they are. They can’t stand the fact that Jesus is white and will always be white.
5) They don’t believe in Santa Claus. Again , liberals would believe in Kris Kringle if he were black , but he’s also white , and American , whether they believe it or not. It’s just a fact.
6) They have warts. Liberals are ugly , which is why only they have warts.
7) They love to eat children. It’s a fact that liberals will eat anything , even kids. In fact , liberals will gladly eat their own kids if they had nothing else to eat.
8) They’re sex maniacs. When liberals aren’t eating kids , babies , puppies , and everything else , they’re sex maniacs. They’re either masturbating relentlessly or humping each other like wild animals. liberals are so nasty.
9) They’re serial killers. Everyone knows liberals are serial killers. Want proof? See #7.
10) They believe Wheaties really are the breakfast of champions. You read that right. Liberals really are that stupid.
And there you have it , more reasons why I still hate liberals and wouldn’t touch one even if they converted to Christianity , which is not very likely , since liberals hate Christians.
There are so many reasons not to trust liberals. They’re morons , they’re idiots , they’re fascists , they’re communists , they hate America , and are destroying it without realizing it because they’re too dumb to realize how dumb they are. So , I’ve come up with another list of more reasons not to trust a liberal , and why I hate them. Here are the first ten.
1) They don’t believe Obama is a Muslim Manchurian candidate. It was clear from the start that Obama was a Muslim terrorist put into the White House by his pals in the Muslim brotherhood , who have themselves infiltrated the White House.
2) They don’t believe Obama is a Marxist communist. Both of his parents were communists. Frank Marshall Davis was also a communist , as is Bill Ayers. So , just by the fact that he was associated with communists makes him a communist , and most likely helped them plant explosives and kill people when he was a kid.
3) They refuse to believe he is worse than Hitler. Obama is more like Hitler than liberals will admit. The fact that he issued executive orders with his magic pen and more of them than any other president , definitely makes him a dictator.
4) They don’t believe he’s a racist and a bigot. Obama proved himself to be an anti-white racist when he sympathized with known cracker haters Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown. Trayvon Martin was a teenage thug who refused to comply with George Zimmerman , and Brown was a maniacal thug who beat up a white cop. Obama also criticized James Crowley for arresting his friend Henry Louis Gates.
5) They don’t believe Michelle Obama is really a transsexual. Any fool can see that Michelle Obama has had a sex change operation. Her shoulders are athletic and muscular , and some people who are close to her have sworn that she has a prominent bulge in her pants.
6) They don’t believe Obama is gay. Look at Michelle Obama. No more proof is necessary.
7) They don’t believe white people are the new victim of racism. Ever since the Obama’s took over the White House , they have divided America , and have demonized white people.
8) Theydon’tbelieve feminists areNazis. All feminists are Nazis like Obama and want to imprison all Conservatives in Fema camps , also like Obama does.
9) They refuse to believe Obama’s birth certificate was faked. Was his birth certificate a fake? We may never know since his records have been permanently sealed.
10) They refuse to believe that it really was Obama’s fault that Track Palin abused his girlfriend. Everything is Obama’s fault. There’s no disputing that fact.
And those are the first ten reasons why I hate liberals and wouldn’t trust one to pick my nose for me even if I was a paralysed invalid.