Alex Jones Interviews Victoria Jackson : Obama And His Evil Conjoined Twin Julio Want To Sacrifice Your Kids With Planned Parenthood And Then Eat Them Because They’re Not Only Cannibals , But Communists , And Everyone Knows Communists Eat Babies , Puppies And Everything Else

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Alex Jones and Victoria Jackson. Who’s crazier?

From the Alex Jones radio show , 10.11.2016 – “Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas and around the world. We have a real kook on the show today. Her name’s Victoria Jackson. You may remember her from Saturday Night Live in the eighties and nineties. Some of you may remember her from her highly entertaining movies and television shows , whatever those may be. I can’t think of a single one that didn’t flop. She’s also written some really kooky books about Barack Obama.”

Victoria : “Jeez , Alex , thanks a lot. My books are no worse than yours.”

Alex : “Excuse me? There’s a big difference between my books and yours , Victoria. My books are well-researched and make sense. Your books are mostly insane , incoherent ramblings.”

Victoria : “Insane , incoherent ramblings? There’s nothing insane or incoherent about my books. Everything I’ve written about Obama is true , and everyone knows it.”

Alex : “True to other kooks.”

Victoria : “I’m not a kook , Alex.”

Alex : “You’re a crackpot.”

Victoria : “I’m not a crackpot.

Alex : “You’re a wacko.””

Victoria : “I’m not a wacko.”

Alex : “You’re a fruitcake.”

Victoria : “I’m not a fruitcake , either.”

Alex : “Listen. Anyone who writes a book about Obama’s mole and believes it’s the anti-Christ , is a kook , a crack pot , a wacko , and a fruitcake , and anyone who reads it and believes it , is also a kook , a crack pot , a wacko , and a fruitcake. So I would say all of your fans and readers are also kooks , crack pots , wackos , and fruitcakes.”

Victoria : “Are you saying your books are are more believable than mine?”

Alex : “That’s exactly what I’m saying.”

Victoria : ” So , your last book , Barack The Obamanable Snowman , is more credible than any of my books?”

Alex : “That’s right. All of my books are credible. Yours are the insane rantings of a crazy person , a kook , a crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake.”

Victoria : “You’re calling me crazy?”

Alex : “You said it , not me.”

Victoria : “Whatever , Alex. So if the CIA really turned Obama into a yeti , why is it more believable than his mole being the anti-Christ?”

Alex : “Because it’s a lot more believable and sane than a mole being the anti-Christ , for God sake! Moles are disgusting things with hair growing out of them. Only people can be the anti-Christ. If anyone is the anti-Christ , it’s Barack Obama himself.”

Victoria : “Well , they can if they’re not really moles , Alex. You see , Obama’s mole is really his  -“

Alex : ( Laughing ) “Yeah , yeah , I know , his evil conjoined twin  Julio , who has influenced him to be the most evil person in the world. I know Victoria , I read the book and it’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

Victoria : “Did you invite me here just to make fun of me , Alex?”

Alex : “I’m not making fun of you. I just think it’s funny that somebody would write a book about a mole being the anti-Christ.”

Victoria : “Well , it’s true.”

Alex : “Alright , Victoria , whatever you say. Let’s talk about your new book , Obama And His Evil Conjoined Twin Julio Want To Sacrifice Your Kids With Planned Parenthood And Then Eat Them Because They’re Not Only Cannibals But Communists And Everyone Knows Communists Eat Babies , Puppies And Everything Else. You come up with some of the kookiest titles for your books , Victoria. Didn’t you write another book with a similar title not too long ago?”

Victoria : “Yeah , To Serve Obama.

Alex : “To serve Obama what?”

Victoria : “What?”

Alex : “Waffles?”

Victoria : “What?

Alex : “You tell me. Wheaties , the breakfast of champions?”

Victoria : “What are you talking about?”

Alex : “I believe we were talking about serving Obama.”

Victoria : “Uh , yeah. To Serve Obama.”

Alex : “Serve him what? Waffles? Wheaties?”

Victoria : “Come on , Alex , be serious.”

Alex : “I am being serious. I can believe he wants to eat everyone’s kids , because he’s a monster , a chalupacabrabama and a yeti like I wrote about in my last two books. Chalupacabrabamas and yetis are ferocious beasts with insatiable appetites for chalupas and human flesh. But why would he need Planned Parenthood to eat everyone’s kids? It doesn’t make any sense.”

Victoria : “I’ll tell you why he needs Planned Parenthood. Because they kill thousands of babies every year , and because his brother Julio is the anti-Christ , and Julio wants Obama to perform human sacrifices of aborted babies to him , and what better way than to do it than Planned Parenthood because of the thousands of baby parts they have stored in freezers , and then when they have eaten all of the body parts , and performed enough human sacrifices at Planned Parenthood clinics all over America and have eaten all of the aborted babies , they planned to eat the rest of Americas kids , because they’re communists , and you know communists eat babies , puppies , and everything else.”

Alex : “OK. So why hasn’t Obama -“

Victoria : “And Julio.”

Alex : “And Julio – eaten everyone’s kids already?”

Victoria : “What do you mean?”

Alex : “Well , you claimed Michelle Obama’s book , American Grown , was a cook book , and it’s been four years , and they haven’t eaten a single kid as far as I know.”

Victoria : “It doesn’t mean they won’t.”

Alex : “It doesn’t mean they will , either.”

Victoria : “They will. You’ll see , Alex. Before Obama leaves office him and Julio will devour everyone’s kids first with Planned Parenthood , and then eat the rest of Americas kids.”

Alex :”Admit it , Victoria. This book is just another piece of sensationalist garbage , written for the gullible who believe every insane theory about Barack Obama.”

Victoria : “No , it’s not. It’s -“

Alex : “Yes , it is. You’re a kook , a crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake who belongs in a padded room wearing a straight jacket , and your readers and fans are kooks , crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes , and also belong in padded rooms wearing straight jackets.”

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Vacation Gate : Barack Obama’s Fourth Bloodiest Scandal

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Katie explains to Rachel Maddow that Obama is murdering his vacation critics because he’s a communist.

Katie Pavlich is a Conservative writer and columnist. She writes for several wing nut sites , and appears occasionally as a ‘political expert’ on Fox News. She’s written several absurd conspiracy related books about liberals and Barack Obama , the latest being , Assault And Flattery : The Truth About The Left And It’s War On Women , and Fast And Furious : Barack Obama’s Bloodiest Scandal.

She recently appeared as a guest on the Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC to promote her last book , Golf Gate : Barack Obama’s Third Bloodiest Scandal , which according to Katie , proves president Obama is murdering his critics who criticize him for playing golf. It was such a huge best seller among her fans that she decided to do a follow-up , Vacation Gate : Barack Obama’s Fourth Bloodiest Scandal , which also proves he’s murdering anyone who criticizes him for taking vacations.

 Rachel invited her back to her show to talk about the new book , which has just been released by Obama Hates America Book Club.

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Rachel : “According to your last book , Golf Gate , you claimed the president is murdering anyone who criticizes his golfing.”

Katie : “That’s right.”

Rachel : “And now , with Vacation Gate , you claim he’s also murdering anyone who criticizes him for taking a day off.”

Katie : “That’s right.”

Rachel : “But why -“

Katie :”Please don’t interrupt. He can’t stand it when someone criticizes him for taking a vacation , because he knows he takes too many , more than any other president in the history of the United States -“

Rachel : “But that’s -“

Katie : “Please don’t interrupt. And he knows he isn’t doing anything but playing  golf and taking vacations when he should be doing something about ISIS and other terrorists. But he’d rather be taking vacations with his family and play endless rounds of golf with his liberals friends instead of taking time out of his busy golf and vacation schedule to do something about ISIS -“

Rachel : “You’re repeating yourself.”

Katie : It should be repeated. Because it’s important for people to know what kind of president we have. A president who wouldn’t hesitate to kill anyone who criticizes him for playing golf and taking vacations.”

Rachel : “Golfing is not a scandal , much less a bloody scandal , and neither is taking a vacation. Why would he want to kill someone for criticizing him for taking a vacation? It makes no sense whatsoever.”

Katie : “Yes , it does. It makes perfect sense.”

Rachel : “How does it makes sense? I really wish you would explain it to me.”

Katie : “It makes sense , because he’s a communist , and communists wouldn’t hesitate to kill anyone who criticizes their agenda.”

Rachel : “You said that the last time you were here. It didn’t make sense then and it doesn’t make sense now.”

Katie : “Well , it’s the truth.”

Rachel : “What is?”

Katie : “That he’s a communist.”

Rachel : “Whatever. You failed to offer any evidence last time you were here , and you haven’t offered any evidence this time.”

Katie : “What evidence? That he’s a communist?”

Rachel : “That he’s murdering people who criticize him for taking vacations and playing golf.”

Katie : “That’s because the liberal media is his lap dog. They’ll do anything he says. They know he’s having people killed , and they’re covering up for him. Bodies are piling up , and people are having to go into hiding just so Obama can’t have them killed.”

Rachel : “Can you name one person who has been killed , or who has had to go into hiding?”

Katie : “Not really. I would be jeopardizing the safety of those who have , and you wouldn’t recognize any of the names anyway.”

Rachel : “I didn’t think so.”

Katie : “But he will definitely continue to pile up the vacations and the golf games , and people will continue to complain while he deliberately ignores ISIS as they kill as many Americans as they can , so he can play as much golf as he can , while the bodies continue to pile up , because Obama can’t do anything but take vacations and play golf , because he’s a vacation and a golf junkie.”

Tomi Lahren : Black Lives Matter Hates Little Piggies And It’s MLK Jr.’s Fault

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Angry white girl , Tomi , chewing out MLK on her show Final Thoughts.

Dallas – Earlier this week The Blazes Tomi Lahren claimed that Black Lives Matter is the fault of Martin Luther King Jr. , and that he needs to accept responsibility for their violence against pigs.

Ms. Lahren who often goes  on tirades just to hear the sound of her own voice , invited Dr. King to debate her on the show Final Thoughts which airs weekdays on The Blaze Network , but unfortunately Dr. King had to decline due to the fact that he has been dead for forty-eight years. However , that didn’t stop the feisty Ms. Lahren from ripping into Dr. King when he failed to make an appearance.

“I invited Dr. King to my show , Final Thoughts , to debate me on Black Lives Matter , but apparently he’s too dead to respond. Well , guess what? I..don’t..care! Being dead is no excuse for laziness!

“What’s the matter , Dr. King? Cat got your tongue? Or should I say , worms?

“Black Lives Matter is your fault!

“Yes , that’s right. You heard me. Black Lives Matter is all your fault! If it hadn’t been for your constant whining about black people being such victims , Black Lives Matter would not be calling for the murder of poor innocent little pigs wearing blankets.

“Cruelty to animals is not only against the law , it’s disgusting. Tell me , Marty , what does Black Lives Matter have against pigs anyway? I thought they hated cops. But lately they’ve been chanting about roasting little piggy’s in blankets and eating them like bacon.

“So , tell me , Marty. What do they have against pigs? Because they wear blankets? What about the ones that wear tutus?  Does that mean they automatically get a death sentence too? Or , what about all the little girls who dress up their little piggy’s and have tea parties with them? Are they also going to get fried or roasted in blankets and eaten like bacon too?

“I’ll be waiting to hear from you , Marty.

“For Final Thoughts , I’m Tomi Lahren. God bless America , and all the little piggy’s out there.”