Victoria Jackson is a former Saturday Night Live cast member , author and talk show host. Throughout the eighties and nineties she costarred in some of the worst films and television shows ever made : Casual Sex , UHF , Campin’ Buddies , and Marriage Material. The only things she did that were of any significance were an early episode of the X-Files , and Saturday Night Live , which recently completed its forty-first season.
These days she’s a Kool-Aid drinking , Tea Party Conservative wing nut wacko who makes a fool of herself every time she opens her mouth , by demonstrating that she knows absolutely nothing about politics , but believes she’s intelligent and that she actually makes sense. What’s even more disturbing is that some people take her seriously.
She dislikes Obama and liberals with a passion , and sincerely believes that both are responsible for all of Americas problems past and present. In her mind , and the minds of her fellow Tea Party wackos , Obama is a lawless and ruthless dictator because , according to them , health care is akin to what Hitler did in Germany , and because liberals are mindless Obama supporters , they’re just as bad. In other words , health care reform is evil , is socialized medicine ( it’s not ) , contains death panels ( it doesn’t ) and is therefore unconstitutional ( it’s not ) , and anyone who supports it is a socialist.
He also rules like a tyrant with his mighty pen , making up his own laws , takes far too many vacations , can always be found on a golf course , and shows more love and support to Americas enemies. To Conservatives , America under Obama is no different from Nazi Germany , or Syria , where Christians and Conservatives are beheaded , gunned down in the streets , and threatened with imprisonment and death for their beliefs.
She’s a prolific writer , publishing some of the most ridiculous books ever written about Barack Obama , including God Told Me Julio Made Him Do It Again : I Was Attacked By Obama Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , and Bye Bye America Died , That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried. Her last book , Obama The Grinch Wants To Eat My Christmas Cookies And Donuts , Drink My Eggnog , And Steal My Christmas Presents , had her fans hoarding tons of cookies and donuts before Obama the evil dictator could ban them forever.
Her newest book , Barack Obama And His Evil Conjoined Twin , Julio The Mole ( Also Known As The Anti-Christ ) Want To Kill My Granny With Obama Care! is also a huge hit with her fans , and is available from Obamie Is A Commie Publishing House.
She appeared on a recent episode of The Glen Beck Show on The Blaze Network , with Glen and his co-hosts , Stu Burguiere and Pat Gray.
Glen : “Thanks for joining us here on The Glen Beck Show , Victoria. I don’t believe we’ve ever had you on before , at least not recently.”
Victoria : “I’m not sure either , Glen. But thanks for having me.”
Glen : “Alright , let’s talk about your new book. I read it and I think it’s fantastic! Stu , Pat , did you guys read it?”
Stu : “Yeah , I read it. I liked it too. I thought it was better than the last one. I found this one more credible.”
Pat : ( Frowning ) “What do you mean? Are you saying you don’t believe in Santa Claus?”
Stu : “No , of course I do. I just don’t see how Obama can travel the world in one night and steal everyone’s Christmas goodies and presents. He’s not Santa Claus for God sake!”
Pat : “First of all , that’s not what the book was about. And second , it is possible when you look at it from the point of view that he’s the most evil and most powerful man who ever lived. Think about it.”
Victoria : “The second most powerful. Julio is the anti-Christ. That makes him the most powerful.”
Stu : “But Julio’s a mole. Are you saying he’s more powerful than Santa Claus?”
Pat : ( Rolling his eyes ) “No one is more powerful than Santa Claus! Duh!”
Stu : “But you just said -“
Pat : “Never mind what I said.”
Glen : “Alright , back to the book. It’s titled Barack Obama And His Evil Conjoined Twin , Julio The Mole ( Also Known As The Anti-Christ ) Want To Kill My Granny With Obama Care. It makes sense. It makes a lot of sense. They do want to kill everyone’s grandmother. It says so in the document. If an elderly person , or a terminally ill person , has an incurable disease or something – whatever – the government , Obama and his Nazi brown shirt doctors , can step in and say , this person is going to die anyway , so why not euthanize them?”
Stu : Yeah , it’s insane. Absolutely insane.”
Pat : “And thousands of people have died already because of Obama Care.
Victoria : “Yeah , they’re murdering old people all over America , and killing young people simply because they can’t afford it. They’re supposed to be penalizing them for not getting Obama Care , but instead they’re killing everyone who doesn’t have it.”
Pat : “And of course , the American people don’t know this because the communist progressive liberal media isn’t reporting it.”
Victoria : “Yeah , they’re too busy sucking up to Obama and the Democrats. And that’s why I wrote the book , because I knew they weren’t going to tell the truth.”
Glen : “The only one who was willing to tell the truth about this was Sarah Palin. She told us where the real death panels are. They’re in Obama Care , not private health care like the progressives claimed there was. They’re in Obama Care. Sarah Palin knows about these things. She knew what she was talking about. She has a kid – his name is what , Trick -?”
Pat : “Track.”
Glen : “Is he the one with Downs Syndrome?”
Pat : “That’s Trig or Trigonometry , or something , who the hell knows?”
Glen : “Anyway , she is terrified that Obama – “
Victoria : “And Julio.”
Glen : “And Julio – is going to drag him off and have him euthanized before he’s twelve! And I can’t say that I blame her. I also have a special needs child. I fear the same thing will happen to her before she’s thirty. This is madness! This is insanity! It’s like Auschwitz all over again. When are the American people going to rise up and say enough!? When will they rise up and say we will not allow Obama – “
Victoria : “And Julio.”
Glen : “And Julio – to euthanize our mothers and fathers and grand parents because they have gotten too old , and we will not allow you to kill our young people and destroy their futures because they cannot afford your health insurance!”
Victoria : “And I won’t allow Obama and his evil twin brother , Julio , to kill my granny with Obama Care!”