Ted’s World

 

   Aviary Photo_131128341725895249  Once upon a time , Ted Nugent must have been a  decent human being. In his younger days , he was also a half way decent musician. He was a member of the Amboy Dukes in the mid sixties to the mid seventies. They recorded four albums , Amboy Dukes , Journey To The Center Of The Mind ,  Migration , and Rusty Day. Going solo in ’75 , he signed with Epic Records , and soon after recorded such decent hits as Cat Scratch Fever , Stranglehold , and Free For All. He has released approximately thirty-four records and sold a total of thirty million world wide.

In 1989 he became a member of Damn Yankees with Jack Blades of Night Ranger , and Tommy Shaw of Styx , releasing a self-titled debut , which contained the moderate hit , High Enough.

These days Ted is a hateful , angry little man.  He spends a great deal of his time insulting liberals , women , minorities , the president , and anyone who disagrees with his twisted vision of America.

Ted lives in a special world inside his head , a world inhabited by angry voices  that tell him liberals are anti-American , and the president is a communist raised , communist educated , communist nurtured , sub-human mongrel. Facts are impervious to Ted ; hate is all he understands. Hatred of liberals , hatred of the president , hatred of gays , women , and minorities. Hatred of others unlike himself seems to be a passion of his , and Ted will seize on the chance to hate on anyone who doesn’t share his sacred belief in the second amendment.

Ted’s Craziest Hits 

Like any Conservative who lives in Ted’s world , he suffers from Obama and Liberal Derangement.  He’s said some crazy shit that any sane person would find disturbing. But many of Ted’s fans and fellow Conservatives are just as insane as he is , and nothing he says is too outrageous or controversial.

  • Trayvon Martin got what he deserved. In a Rare.com article that was laden with irony , Nugent accused Obama of causing a surge in black racism for refusing to admit that Martin was responsible for his fate. According to Ted , who has nary a racist bone in his body , Martin was the real racist for referring to Zimmerman as a “creepy ass cracker.”
    Since Obama’s first election , racists like uncle Ted have frequently played the victim card of “black racism against whites”, which is laughable.
  • Ted is Rosa Parks with a Gibson. In his October 30 , 2013 column in World Nut Daily , he compared himself to civil rights activist , Rosa Parks , which is also laughable. He later called gun rights owners the next Rosa Parks’ , who will take their seat at the front of the bus , which is even more laughable.
  • Claimed he participated in raids with federal authorities. Ted Nugent was once a cop , or so he claimed. He said he conducted raids in Lake County , Michigan , with federal agents , including the FBI , ATF , DEA , U.S. Marshals , and the Texas Rangers. The thing is Politifact investigated  and could find no evidence of these claims.
  • Obama hates America because gun reform is tyrannical. Patriotic gun nuts resist any form of gun control , believing that it violates their second amendment rights , which is ridiculous , which proves most of them are too dangerous to own guns.
  •  Obama is a sub-human mongrel. In a 2014 interview with Guns.com he called the president less than human , which according to Ted was totally not racist. He later claimed it was street fighter terminology. Yeah , right Ted.
  • Referred to the president as a POS. During a 2007 concert , he insulted Obama by telling him to suck on the barrel of his machine gun. He also insulted Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer as worthless whores and bitches.
  • If you hate me , you hate America. In a ridiculous interview with Joe Pags , Ted claimed that those who hate him , hate America , while spewing his own hatred of Hillary Clinton , and Bernie Sanders , completely oblivious to the glaring irony. Self-described patriots like Ted , and others like him ,  love to brag about their love of America and the Constitution , even as they whine and complain about how Obama , liberals , and gays are subverting their religious liberty , as they themselves are working  to deny others their rights. The hypocrisy is mind blowing.
  • Compares liberals to rabid dogs that should be shot. During an interview with wacko Alex Jones on his show Info Wars , Nugent succinctly used the analogy of the film Old Yeller when dealing with liberals. Like the dog that became rabid , he suggested that the only way to deal with them was to shoot them between the eyes. But of course , Ted wasn’t really talking about shooting those who don’t share his politics … except he was.
  • Promised he would either be dead or in jail. During the NRA’s 2012 annual meeting in April , 2012 , he said he would either be dead or in jail by April of 2013 if Obama was re-elected. Apparently he was expecting to be assasinated or thrown into prison for his patriotic opposition to the Chicago-ACORN gangster , America hating , communist loving Barack Obama.
    When April 2013 came and went , Ted was neither dead nor in jail. He failed to keep his promise , much to the disappointment of liberals and progressives.
  •  Ted the birther. In another World Nut Daily article , again dripping with irony ,  Nugent ranted against the “phony” – which he used redundantly – president for his phony health care scam , his involvement with phony Reverend Wright , his phony Attorney General who refused to indict his Black Panther buddies for voter intimidation fraud , his phony charges against George Zimmerman , his phony Nobel Peace prize , allowing his phony Secretary Of State to get off with out charges , his phony scandals ( IRS , Obama Care , Benghazi ).
    Let’s be honest here , Ted is in no way whatsoever , a racist. He’s just a concerned patriot , like Joe Arpaio , and thousands of other patriots , that know for a fact that Obama’s birth certificate was just as phony as he is.

What happened to Ted that turned him into the hateful person he is today? Was he dropped on his head as a child once too often , causing irreparable brain damage? Did his father beat him? Was he in too many fist fights as a boy? Or did the election of Barack Obama send him over the edge? 

We may never know. But it’s clear that he’s either insane , or his brain has been damaged somewhere along the way.

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