Twenty Reasons To Despise Barack Obama … Part 2

aviary-photo_131183778303370941There are more reasons to dislike Barack Obama than I can count. It would take me years to list them all , but for the sake of this article I will choose the twenty most despicable ones I can think of.

  1. He’s anti-Christmas : Since the Obama’s entered the White House , they have shown their disdain for Christmas. No one is allowed to say Merry Christmas in the White House , the Christmas tree has been banned , and everyone must say Happy Holidays in public to please the Dictator In Chief.
  2. He’s a Muslim jihadi : It’s no secret that Barack Obama is a Muslim , and that he favors his Muslim brothers over Americans , and that he has a friendly to Muslim jihadis mentality. It’s clear that his goal is to allow them to cross the borders and set up camps all across America. It’s just a matter of time before they kill us all , turn our kids into gay Muslim jihadis and set up a caliphate.
  3. Allowed four Americans to die in Benghazi : Four brave Americans were murdered by friends and relatives of Obama , supposedly over a video. Conservatives who have been paying attention , know that it had nothing to do with a video. The real reason they were left to die was because Obama was running weapons , flowers , candy , and love letters to his radical Muslim buddies in Syria , and Ambassador Stevens was aware of this , so Obama had him and the other three killed to keep them from talking.
  4. He loves Marxism : His parents read Mein Kampf, and Karl Marx to him as two of his favorite bed time stories. This is most likely where he learned to love Marxism , and Nazism , and couldn’t wait to be president so he could practice both ideologies.
  5. Has taken an unprecedented amount of vacations : It seems that ever since Obama has been in the White House , he has managed to get very little work done , and has taken one extravagant and lavish vacation after another , all at the tax payers’ expense. Liberals often claim that Bush took more vacations. The truth is , Bush worked more , and vacationed less often. The Obama’s have vacationed a hundred times more often. It’s a proven fact.
  6. Plays way too much golf : Another past time that Obama has a habit of spending too much time at , and always when the world is falling to pieces.
  7. Was recruited by Bill Ayers and company as a member of the Weather Underground : During the 2008 elections Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of paling around with terrorists. She was correct , as well-informed Conservatives suspected. He lied about not being closely associated with Ayers. It’s clear that Ayers recruited him to help them plant bombs and kill people during the Vietnam era.
  8. Will outlaw guns any day now : It’s just a matter of time before he uses his mighty pen once again and decides that the second amendment is no longer valid. Then every patriotic , law-abiding gun owner will be tossed into Fema/Wal-Mart stores where they will save less , and live like slaves.
  9. Is bringing millions of Muslims across the borders : Most Americans know that Obama is allowing his Muslim buddies to cross our borders unchecked , and that very soon they will take over America , and install a caliphate. They already have sharia law and no go zones in every state.
  10. Stole the elections : Every well-informed American knows that Barack Obama got into the White House by having ACORN , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead – real dead people – steal the elections for him. That’s a known fact.
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Twenty Reasons To Despise Barack Obama … Part 1

 

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John Hawkins

   There are many reasons to despise Barack Obama. Since appearing on the political scene as a presidential candidate , he has lied to the American people about everything under the sun , and not only betrayed them , but the Constitution for which he has sworn to uphold , which he has literally shredded with impunity.

Here are the first ten reasons every patriotic American should despise Barack Obama.

  1. He was born in Kenya : Conservatives had it right from the beginning. Obama was ( and is ) a foreigner. He was never qualified to be president. His birth certificate proved it.
  2. He’s a Muslim : Liberals have falsely accused Conservatives of falsely accusing Obama of being a Muslim. Which is false.
  3. He’s gay : Conservatives have always know that Obama is secretly gay. His affair with Larry Sinclair , when he was a Senator , proved it. As did his other numerous homosexual affairs.
  4. He’s the Anti-Christ : Every true Christian in America knows that Barack Obama is Satan’s right hand man. All that’s left is for him to reveal the truth to the world.
  5. He’s racist : Obama has made it clear from the beginning that he hates white people. Glen Beck said it best when he described the president as a white culture hating racist. Even his defense of a known thug like Trayvon Martin , proved just how racist he is.
  6. He’s a socialist : Well-informed Conservatives know that Obama care is socialized health care , even though liberals are in denial.
  7. He’s just like Hitler : Since Obama took over the White House , he’s proven that his pen and phone are mightier than the law.
  8. He’s anti-Christian : For seven years Obama has spoken out against  , and persecuted Christians at every turn. He’s banned Bibles and religious symbols in the military , the White House , prayer is outlawed in schools , and Christians can no longer mention God in public places without fear of persecution.
  9. He hates America : Obama has always hated America. He has proved this in a number of ways. Putting his foot up on the Oval Office desk ; wearing a tan suit ; eating a hamburger with Dijon mustard instead of ketchup , and golfing too much.
  10. He’s a Martian : Barack Obama may be My Favorite Martian to liberals , but to Conservatives who know the truth about him , know that he is a dictator who the CIA trained on a secret mission to Mars.

Crazy Obama Conspiracies and Controversies

 

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For eight years Republicans have created and promoted a ridiculous mythology of fake scandals and controversies surrounding Barack Obama. The majority of these controversies involve the most absurd nonsense that any sane person would consider laughable , but Republicans manage to muster up enough outrage to flip out over.

  • He’s a foreigner , born in Kenya , not qualified to be president. It made no difference that his mother Ann Dunham was an American citizen , as is required by the Constitution. Nor did his birth certificate ; it was still fake.
  • He’s a Muslim who attended a radical Madrasa , a school for Islamic terrorists where he learned to hate America.
  • He’s a socialistcommunistMarxist who ran around in his child hood planting explosives and killing people with Bill Ayers ; was radicalized by other avowed communists  Frank Marshall Davis ( who according to some was his real father ) , Saul Alinsky , and ACORN.
  • He stole the elections with the help of Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal immigrants , the walking dead , ACORN , and Saul Alinsky.
  • Has a friendly to Muslim jihadists mentality. The most radical Conservatives believe that Muslim no go zones and sharia law actually exist in the United States. They also believe he  favors Muslim terrorists even as he’s dropping bombs on them.
  • As Commander-In-Chief he hates his own military , and is cutting it to the bone , despite the fact that more money is put into military spending than all programs combined. Obama has somehow still managed to weaken it.
  • Hates Christians , and is persecuting them by censoring all public religious practice , and thought.
  • Hates Christmas , and has waged an all out war against it by denying Christians the right to say Merry Christmas.
  • He’s gay. Has had several gay lovers before running for president.
  • He’s racist. His criticism of the white cop who arrested Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates attempting to break into his own home , which prompted Glenn Beck to declare that Obama is a white culture hating racist , and which the Conservative media latched onto as proof that he was prejudiced against white people. See also his comments on the Trayvom Martin controversy as more apparent idiotic proof of his racism. His attendance in Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s Trinity Church Of Christ , also supposedly proved that he’s a radical racist Muslim who supports the Black Panthers and hates America.
  • Hates the second amendment and wants to disarm America so radical Islam can take over and make the U.S. an Islamic caliphate.
  • He’s apologized for Americas greatness , which is why during his campaign speeches he praised Americas greatness , superiority and exceptionalism , because he hates America. Ted Cruz and other idiots Republicans have claimed that Obama has spent his entire eight years as president apologizing  for Americas transgressions , even though PolitiFact has rated those claims as false.
  • He’s like a Nazi dictator because Obama Care , same-sex marriage , abortion and executive action are apparently no different than what Hitler did.
  • Is weak on foreign policy , because he prematurely pulled the troops out of Iraq , despite the fact that there was a Status Of Forces agreement signed by George Bush , that all American forces must vacate by the end of 2011 ; he also refuses to say the magic words “Radical Islamic terrorism.”
  • Benghazi. He gave a stand down order that allowed four Americans to die , which is further evidence that he’s a Muslim terrorist sympathizer. A number of Congressional reports have contradicted the conspiracies.
  • Fast And Furious. He deliberately gave guns to Mexican drug cartels ,  as a means to disarm every law-abiding gun owner to implement gun confiscation and martial law , which is also further proof that he hates America. A DOJ report contradicted the conspiracies.
  • Teleported to Mars in his youth as a participant in some vague experiment known as project Pegasus. See Barack Obama Goes To Mars.
  • Is in league with The Muslim Brotherhood and has allowed them to infiltrate the White House and every facet of society in America , because he’s a Muslim.
  • Bringing tens of millions of Muslims across the borders , who are really radical Islamist terrorists.
  • Is a lizard king , or queen , from the fourth dimension , or whatever. See David Icke’s Children Of The Matrix  , and Gork From Zork : The Truth About Barack Obama  , Cross Dressing Lizard Queen From Planet Zork.
  • Can brainwash the masses , by reading people’s minds , but is so inept that he needs a teleprompter.
  • His real father was either Frank Marshall Davis , or Malcom X. claimed Pamela Geller of Judicial Watch. Just one more piece of evidence that he’s a radical America hating communist.
  • Latte Salute Gate. Conservative media was outraged over a photo of Obama saluting marines with a coffee cup in his hand. More evidence of his disrespect for men and women in uniform and his obvious hatred of them , and the military. Bill Maher on an episode of Politically Incorrect , suggested that those offended should marry their teddy bears.
  • Feet Gate. More conservative media outrage because he had the audacity to put his foot on that most sacred relic , the Oval office desk. According to Andrea King of World Nut Daily , he was sending Islamic jihadists a secret message , because , apparently as everyone knows , jihadists consider the soles of the feet as the ultimate sign of disrespect. Hence , Obama was showing his Muslim homies how much he hates America. Glen Beck was so outraged that he suggested the president resign in disgrace. The folks at Twitchy , the racist social media site run by racist Michelle Malkin also got into the bitch fest , as did their equally racist followers on twitter.
  • Burger/Mustard Gate. Fox pundits and viewers were offended that president Obama dare put Dijon mustard on a hamburger instead of regular mustard , like a real American obviously would.  Laura Ingraham hinted that Obama wasn’t a real man because he chose not to add ketchup to his burger. Mark Steyn claimed he was trying to enlighten everyone with his order because he’s an elitist pretending to be a regular Joe. He was deeply offended that the president was crashing in as the Grey Poupon spokes person because it’s always been foreigners who had that role for years.
  • Had Breitbart murdered. Breitbart died of natural causes , but for wing nuts that wasn’t good enough of an explanation for his untimely death. Apparently Obama had him murdered because he had some damning evidence that turned out not to be so damning after all.
  • Scalia Gate. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia passed away February 15 from natural causes at a Texas ranch while on a hunting trip. Apparently a pillow was discovered to be partially covering his head. This of course , was enough evidence to convince  wing nuts to speculate that Obama had him killed. Christian lunatic , Rick Wiles claimed Obama had him killed as a sacrifice to Satan. Ted Nugent tweeted that conspiracy site Investment Watch blog knew the true motive behind his death. Alex Jones was convinced he was killed to further Obama’s anti-gun , pro socialist agenda. Lunatic radio host , Michael Savage suggested that there be a Warren Commission-style investigation into Scalia’s death.
  • Vacation Gate. For years Conservatives have been obsessed and even outraged that Obama would have the audacity to be on vacation when the world is falling apart. They’ve even been outraged that he would even take a vacation. They had no problem when George Bush took one , like that time when New Orleans’ residents drowned during hurricane Katrina. See also , Obama Is A Psychopath Because He Takes Vacations And Plays Golf.
  • Golf Gate. Playing golf is another pet peeve that Obama haters have against the current president. It’s not like the former president ever played a round of golf. The consensus is that he would rather be playing a few rounds than doing his job , meaning he’s just lazy and doesn’t know how to do his job , and hasn’t got a clue as to what’s going on in the world. According to Katie Pavlich , and Gina Loudon , Obama will gladly kill anyone to play golf with liberal elites like Jack Nicklaus and Stephen King , and that he had Scalia killed in hopes of putting  a liberal judge on the Supreme Court. See Golf Gate : Barack Obama’s Third Bloodiest Scandal.

According to many Conservatives who hate Obama , most of these actions prove that he hates America. But all they really prove is overt  racism toward  a black man with a Muslim name who had the audacity to run for president of the United States , and win … twice.

Excerpts From Victoria Jackson’s Book , Bye Bye America Died , That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried … Part Four

Continued from chapter 1

 

Aviary Photo_130956533267029673  I grabbed Paul’s phone and called my other daughter , Scarlet.

“Scarlet! Obama’s president another four years and I can’t stop crying! America’s dead! What should I do?!”

“Stop acting like a baby , mom. It’s not the end of the world.”

“Yes , it is!”

“No it’s not mom. Take a chill pill , and relax.”

“I can’t relax! Obama ‘s president another four years and I can’t stop crying , your father can’t stop farting , can’t get up because he’s apparently an old woman , and your grandmother and her old biddy friends are celebrating because Obama’s president another four years , and the world that we know is about to end because there’s a gay Muslim communist in the White House who hates America , Christians , the military – “

I paused to catch my breath , and cried even harder. “And wants to bring sharia law to the United States!”

I was crying so hard now , water literally gushed from my eyes like a fountain. I was literally wailing like a baby. I had been crying so hard and so long that I was covered in my own tears. My shirt was nearly soaked ; my nipples peaked through the fabric.

“Mom , get a hold of yourself!” Scarlet shouted over the phone.

“I can’t get up!” Paul shouted. “Please , someone help me up!”

“I said shut up , Paul!” I screamed at him. I threw his phone on the floor and stomped on it.

“Why don’t you both shut up!” Aubrey screamed from her bedroom. “You’re driving me crazy!”

“Don’t you take that tone of voice with me , missy!”

I threw myself on the sofa , sobbing like a baby. I was crying so much , I could barely see through the tears. Paul was moaning and pretending he couldn’t get up. He kept farting and farting. It stank so bad I wanted to barf all over him. I had to get out of the house before I suffocated , not just from Paul’s gas , but because I was crying so much and couldn’t stop. I thought getting some fresh air would help me feel better.

I grabbed my car keys and left the house.

“Help , I can’t get up!” Paul screamed.

“Shut up , Paul!” I screamed back , slamming the door shut.

I stood on the porch sucking in the cool evening air. But I didn’t feel any better. I still couldn’t stop crying. Tears continued flowing from my eyes. I knew that my mascarra was running just as much as my tears were. But I didn’t care.

I probably looked like a witch.

I didn’t care about that either.

I took a short walk , before getting in my car. Lowering the windows to let in the cool air , I backed down the drive too fast , running down the mailbox. The porch like winked on and Scarlet appeared in the doorway.

Heading toward town , I tore down the road like a bat out of hell. As I reached the mall I saw something that made my blood run cold. The animals were out tonight. I should have expected it since it was election night.

A large crowd of Obama supporters stood in the road , men , women , and even children. More of them stood around the mall and the sidewalks. The ones in the road were blocking traffic. Some of them carried signs that were difficult to read in the fading light.

Someone shouted through a bull horn and they all began twerking as one , even the children.  They were thrusting and grinding obscenely , as Obama supporters are known to do. It was embarrassing and uncomfortable to witness. I watched a few moments , hoping they wouldn’t all start having sex with each other or molest the kids , because everyone knows Obama supporters are perverts and pedophiles. That would have not only been embarrassing , but disgusting.

They didn’t have sex with each other – or the kids – but what they did next , was just as totally unexpected. The ones in the street , about fifty or sixty , suddenly rushed the few cars , including my own , that were blaring their horns for them to get out-of-the-way. Some drivers were threatening to run them over. But nothing deterred the twerkers. Several of them jumped on the hoods and the roofs of the cars in front of me and began twerking immediately. When three of them jumped up onto the hood and the roof of my car , I panicked and pressed my foot against the accelerator momentarily , slamming into the back of the car in front of me.

The twerkers went flying from my car , screaming like the pansies they were. All Obama supporters are pansies.

The surrounding twerkers were momentarily stunned , staring at their fellow twerkers ,  probably wondering if I had killed them , which is what I had been thinking. I cried even harder , not just because Obama was president another four years , but because I might have killed a few of his supporters , even though I have always believed the world would be a better place without Obama supporters , even just a few. I was terrified of going to prison. How would my family handle it?

Feeling faint , as though I might pass out , I closed my eyes. Almost at once , a cheer went up from the crowds of twerkers. I opened my eyes to see what all the noise was , and the twerkers that had fallen of the hood of my car , were up and twerking as if nothing had happened!”

Thank God , I thought and this time I did pass out.

 

 

Excerpts From Victoria Jackson’s Book ‘Bye Bye America Died , That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried’ … Part 3

Continued from chapter 1 :

Night Of The Twerking Dead

“We may be weird , but Obama’s president another four years , and I can’t stop crying!!!!”

“And I can’t stop tooting.”

Paul released a particularly loud and long one , the loudest and longest I had ever hear him do.

“Oh my God!” Aubrey said , ran to her room and slammed the door.

“Don’t take that tone of voice with me , missy!” I said.

“Help , I can’t get up.”

“Can’t you see I’m busy crying?!” I wailed. “What are you , a child?”

I had better things to do than help my whiny husband off the floor. I had people to call and people to complain to.

I called my mom first. “Mom , Obama’s president another four years and I can’t stop crying!!”

“What’s that dear?”

“I said Obama’s -“

“Speak up dear , I can’t hear you.”

“Turn the volume on your hearing aid up , ma!!”

“It’s all the way up dear! What is it?”

“I said Obama’s president another four years and I can’t stop crying!”

“And I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

“Shut up , Paul! I’m not helping you up. You’re a grown man , not an eighty year old woman!”

“What dear?!” My mom screamed over the phone.

“What’s all that noise I hear in the background , ma?!”

“Just a few people.”

“Are you having a party , ma?!”

“Yeah , Obama’s president another four years and we can’t stop celebrating!”

She blew one of those air horn thingies , nearly deafening me.

“Jesus Christ , ma! What the hell was that?!”

“What’s that , dear?”

I screamed , threw my phone on the floor and stomped on it.

Aubrey came running out of her room again. “Now what’s the matter?”

“Your grandmother is celebrating Obama’s reelection and I’m so damn mad!”

“Oh my God , it’s the end of the world.”

“I can’t get up!”

“I said , shut up , Paul!!”

Excerpts From Victoria Jackson’s Book : Bye Bye America Died , That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried … Part 2

Chapter 1 continued

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I immediately got on twitter and tweeted :

I can’t stop crying …  America died. America is doomed. America is finished. Thanks a lot all of you lazy good for nothing Christians for not showing up! Obama’s president for another four years , and as far as I’m concerned , all of you are just as much to blame as the communists who voted for him. How does that make you feel? I don’t know about you , but I’m going to go out and buy more guns because it won’t be long until he comes to take all my guns away.

Again I tweeted : I can’t stop crying. America died. Aaaaaaarggghhh!!!!

In a sudden fit of rage , I tore out huge chunks of my hair.

I did it so fast , I didn’t feel any pain.

I was crying as I tweeted. I really really couldn’t stop. I was so mad and so sad , because all of our freedoms would surely be taken away during Obama’s second term. The right to free speech : Conservatives would be harassed and bullied and thrown in jail for criticizing liberals , gays , and King Obama. We would all be persecuted for being Christians and lined up before firing squads. We would all be martyrs for Christ. It wasn’t just paranoia ; it was really really really real. It would really happen this time. Everything Conservatives feared would happen the last four years , would finally become reality during Obama’s second term.

Aubrey came out of her room again , looking wild-eyed. “What was that?”

What was what?” I asked , tears pouring from my eyes.

“What happened to your head? And why is dad lying on the floor?”

“I pulled some hair out because Obama’s president another four years. Why is your dad lying on the floor?”

“How should I know?”

Aubrey nudged him with a foot. “Dad , what are you doing on the floor?”

“I got weak kneed because Obama’s president another four years.”

“Jeez , dad , must you fart so much? It’s gross.”

“I told you Paul!” I wailed , still crying. “My eyes are watering.”

“I thought it was because Obama was president another four years?”

“It is. But your farting isn’t helping much either!” I said.

“Help , I’ve fallen and can’t get up.”

“I’m not helping you up! Obama’s president another four years , and I can’t stop crying!”

“Jeez , you two are weird.”

Excerpts From Victoria Jackson’s Book , Bye Bye America Died , That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried … Part 1

Chapter 1 :

The Night Of The Twerking Dead

 

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The day that Barack Obama was reelected forty-fourth president of the United States was the worst day of my life. I remember watching the election results on the news from my home in Florida with my husband Paul. We were both nervous and anxious , waiting for them to announce the winner ; we knew it would be Obama.

Duh! Of course. Who else would it be? Every commie progressive , and liberal – who are also communists – in America was apparently ecstatic that he had won the last election , and now they were turning out in hordes to make sure he would win this election.

I had been frantically biting my fingernails all day , praying to God not to let Obama be president again. My once beautiful , perfectly polished nails , now looked more like uneven miniature tombstones. They were disgusting. The mere sight of them made me want to gag. But what made me want to gag even more was Paul. When he gets nervous or anxious , he gets horrible gas. He had been passing wind all day , while I had been biting my nails worrying about Obama being the next president.

The house had a horrible , lingering smell.

I had to open every window , but that didn’t help much.

We had a huge fan in the living room that we always used during the summer.

I had to turn it up full blast. Even that didn’t help.

“My God , Paul , please stop farting ,” I said , standing several feet away from him.

“I can’t help it ,” he said. “Obama’s going to be the next president , and I can’t stop tooting.”

 When they finally announced that Obama had won his second election , Paul’s gas became more intense. “Oh no! I can’t stop farting!” he said.

My eyes suddenly filled with tears. Not because Paul couldn’t stop farting , but because Obama would be president for another four years.

I threw myself on the couch.

Obama was president for another four years.

It was the end of the world all over again.

I felt like screaming. I wanted to throw a temper tantrum like a two-year old who can’t get what it wants. I wanted to scream and kick ; I wanted to throw and break things. Instead , I lay there silently crying and crying , the tears flowing from my eyes like a miniature waterfall. I couldn’t stop crying.

America was doomed!

America was dead!

America was finished!

God save America!

Aubrey came out of her room. “Jeez , it stinks in here ,” she said pinching her nostrils.

“Your father can’t stop farting because Obama won again ,” I said , “and I can’t stop crying!”

“Oh no , America’s doomed.”

“That’s just what I was thinking!” I wailed hysterically.

“I was joking , mom. America will survive.”

“No it won’t!  Not with a commie Muslim in the White House another four years!”