One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 6

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Alex Jones , the internet’s favorite source for wing nuts.

Wing nuts are a dime a dozen , and yet , they’re in a class all their own , a class that is nuttier than a squirrel turd. They’re not too bright ; they believe everything that happens is a conspiracy , from Benghazi , to creeping sharia law , to Obama coming for every gun in America. Which is not surprising since there are wing nuts all over the internet who get their information via Alex Jones ,  David Eike , Mike Adams , and the dozens of conspiracy sites that pander to the paranoid among us.
The following are ten more examples that you may be a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , if …

1. You believe the sun and moon are alien ships manipulated by an ancient alien race called the Anunaki. 

2. You believe evolution is a communist plot.

3. You believe Islamic terrorists are infiltrating everything.

4. You believe atheists are a threat to your religious freedom.

5. You believe aliens are secretly probing your anus.

6. You believe Obama’s mole is his deranged conjoined twin , it’s the Anti-Christ and its name is Julio.

7. You believe Planned Parenthood is systematically molesting children , and selling fetal body parts. 

8. You believe Margret Sanger’s goal was to eradicate the black race.

9. You believe Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead helped Obama steal the elections.

10. You believe George Bush kept America safe , even as the towers fell , and thousands of American soldiers lost their lives in wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that contributed to the destabilization of the region , which made America less safe. 

If you believe any of this crap , you are indeed a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and belong in the booby hatch.

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