One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 4

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Alex Jones , the internet’s favorite source for wing nuts.

Wing nuts are nuttier than a squirrel turd. Whatever the internet craps out , they’ll believe it. Are you a conspiracy theory , paranoid Tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko? You may be , if …

1. You believe Glen Beck is completely sane. Glen is well-known for his famous chalk board , and conspiracy theories that the entire world will someday be an Islamic caliphate.

2. You believe the Obama dogs , Sonny and Bo , are also communists.

3. You believe Barack Obama created an elaborate plan as a child , to make himself president in the year 2008.

4. You believe Barack Obama is literally the Devil.

5. You believe Barack Obama is a cross dressing lizard queen from the planet Zork.

6. You believe Victoria Jackson is sane. She’s written some trashy books about her own conspiracy theories.

7. You believe ISSIS has training camps all over America.

8. You believe  Gina Loudon is sane. She believes the president is a psychopath , but Trump is completely sane.

9. You believe birthers Orly Taitz , Jerome Corsi , and others , have a legitimate argument.

10. You believe Donald Trump is not like Hitler.

If you believe any of the above , you are definitely a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and should be in a straight jacket.

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