One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 3

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Alex Jones , the internet’s favorite source for wing nuts.

Wing nuts will believe anything they see on the internet. It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not , as long as there are people gullible enough to believe. And there are plenty of fools who are gullible enough to believe even the most outrageous nonsense , whether it has to do with Barack Obama , or the Illuminati.
Here are ten more obvious signs that you may be a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , if …

1. You believe 9/11 was an inside job.

2. You believe Barack Obama is persecuting Christians in America.

3. You believe the LGBT are Nazis trying to take over America and force everyone to be gay.

4. You believe Obama is literally taking your guns away through gun control.

5. You believe Obama and communist Liberals will imprison all gun loving American patriots in Fema camps.

6. You believe Barack Obama senior was a Chalupacabrabama for the C.I.A..

7. You believe Barack Obama wants to eat your kids.

8. You believe there is no racism in the Tea Party.

9. You believe Shaquille O’Neal is really Big Foot.

10. You believe Michele Bachman is a true prophet of God.

If you believe any of the above , you are definitely a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and should be locked up.


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