How Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , Acorn , The Homeless , Illegal Immigrants , And The Walking Dead Helped Obama The Weasel Weasel His Way Into The White House

Aviary Photo_130911641360998692Since Barack Obama was elected into the White House  , conservatives have been baffled as to how a black man could have become president without rigging the election. After all , as any respectable , well-informed conservative knows , he was a fraud to begin with , a communist , mentored by the likes of Saul Alinsky ,  Bill Ayers , and Frank Marshal Davis –  all notorious , radical communists themselves –  all of whom obviously taught him to be a radical communist with a lust to destroy America. There was  no way he could have done it without cheating.

 Even before the 2008 election , and soon after the 2012 election , there were allegations from republicans of voter fraud , which were quickly repeated by the conservative media. The Palin /McCain campaign produced a video falsely accusing Acorn – Association Of Community Organizations for reform Now – of massive voter fraud , thereby rigging the 2008 election in favor of Obama.

September 7 , 2012 , a female representative of conservative activist James O’Keefe  of the Veritas Project ,  filmed an undercover video at the headquarters of Obama’s  Organizing For America campaign in Houston , Texas. The video shows regional field director Stephanie Caballero allegedly saying that she intends to vote in both Texas and Florida.. At one point she laughs , and says , ‘Oh my God! It’s cool though ,’ and then tells the woman what to do in case she is caught doing the same thing.

October 8 , 2012 , James O’Keefe , well-known for producing highly edited , fraudulent videos of alleged criminal behavior of evil liberal progressive organizations –  filmed Patrick Moran , son of senator Jim Moran , allegedly discussing how to commit voter fraud , at the Cosi restaurant in Arlington , Texas. It is unclear if Moran knew he was being filmed ,  but he later said in an Associated Press interview that he suspected that O’Keefe was unstable and humored him only as a joke.

Is it inconceivable that a black man could become president based exclusively on the content of his character , rather than the color of his skin , or his name , without resorting to cheating? Apparently not. As the previous examples have indicated , after six years  conservatives  have been unable to get over the fact that a black man won a presidential election fairly and overwhelmingly. Twice.

Many conservatives are convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama , with the help of  communist  liberal progressive organizations , the liberal media , or the democrats – take your pick –  rigged the elections in his favor. However , when pressed with evidence to support their claims , many of them will most likely allude to the above videos as examples of proof , or repeat the same nonsense they’ve heard in the conservative media. And with the 2016 elections just around the corner , they’re still repeating the same nonsense , that Obama will steal the election for the democrats.

Victoria Jackson  is convinced that Obama , like all liberals and democrats , are communists  and crooks , and not to be trusted. Like all Obama and liberal hating conservatives , she is convinced that he not only stole the elections , but is terrified that he will suspend the 2016 elections and declare himself King and Emperor of the United States.  So terrified in fact that she wrote a book warning all of her fans and readers of the impending doom that is the end of America as we all know it.

She’s appeared all over America , from Fox News to the Glen Beck Show , promoting her ridiculous books and videos. She’s written several nonsensical books about Obama , among them Bye Bye America Died , That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried , which turned out to be a best seller with the conservative media , and especially with  Fox News viewers. Her most recent book , How Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , Acorn , The Homeless ,  Illegal Immigrants  , And The Walking Dead Helped Obama The Weasel Weasel His Way Into The White House , will be published later this Fall.

She’s appeared several times on the Kelly File with Megan Kelly. Megan recently invited her back to talk about her latest book. Apparently her fans couldn’t get enough of her the last time she was on.

Megan : “Welcome back once again , Victoria.”

Victoria : “Thank you. I didn’t expect to be invited back so soon.”

Megan : “Yeah … well , don’t thank me. It wasn’t my decision. Anyway , let’s get right into the book. How in the world did you come up with the title , and what does it even mean?”

Victoria : “Didn’t you read it?”

Megan : “No , I haven’t.”

Victoria : “Why not? You got an advanced copy from my publisher.”

Megan : “I haven’t had time to read it yet. What does it mean?”

Victoria : “Just what it says.”

Megan : “I don’t understand. Could you please elaborate?”

Victoria : “I think the title is self-explanatory.”

Megan : “Well , could you please explain it to me , because I don’t get it. How did Obama weasel his way into the White House? He was elected.”

Aviary Photo_130911669852221369
Uncle Ted doing his Obama the weasel interpretation for Victoria Jackson.

Victoria : “No , he wasn’t Megan. According to great American patriot , Ted Nugent , Obama weaseled his way into the White House , which is where I came up with the title of the book. And he did it with the help of the homeless , the illegal immigrants , and the walking dead.”

Megan : “What?”

Victoria : “That’s just what I said when I heard him say it. So I asked him what he meant , and he said to do some research , and I did , and sure enough , it was just like he said it was. Obama weaseled his way into the White House because he’s a communist and a crook.”

Megan : “I’m still confused. But please continue.”

Victoria : “The 2008 elections were rigged with help of Acorn. That’s a fact. Both elections  were also rigged by thousands of people voting in several different states. We also know this to be a fact , because studies proved that almost fifty thousand people who lived in North Carolina , and other states , also voted in several other states. Names and dates of birth and social security numbers were compared with the dates of birth and social security numbers of people living in other states , and thousands of them matched. We also know that thousands of homeless people , and illegal immigrants were bused and shipped to different polls all over America by the liberals and progressives , even though none of them were registered to vote. That’s called cheating , Megan. And it’s despicable , something that liberals and progressives have no guilt or shame over. Can you imagine what they would say if conservatives behaved that way? They would be crying from the mountain tops that republicans are trying to destroy democracy and the constitution. They would be all over the liberal media throwing hissy fits , wanting to take our rights away from us. But conservatives don’t behave that way. We actually respect and love democracy and the constitution. Obama and the communist liberals are the only ones who are destroying America and the constitution , and stealing elections , and you don’t hear us conservatives crying and whining and throwing hissy fits about it.”

Megan : “That seems far-fetched , Victoria. You don’t really believe that do you , that liberals and progressives were actually busing and shipping the homeless and illegal immigrants all over America just so that they could vote for Obama?”

Victoria : “And get free goodies in return. Like Obama phones , Obama Care , autographed photos of Obama , and all kinds of other free stuff. Anyway , why not? We know that Obama wants everyone to vote for him , because he has a massive ego – everyone I know is always saying he’s a narcissist – and it’s a fact that communist liberals and progressives oppose voter I.D. laws. And what better way to get people to vote for you , but illegal immigrants and most homeless people , neither of which have I.D.s.?”

Megan : “But didn’t they have better things to do than bus thousands of people all over the place?”

Victoria : “Not if they wanted to get Obama elected. And that’s exactly what they did. It was their number one goal. Nothing was more important to them.”

Megan : “But how exactly did they accomplish it? It would have been impossible.”

Victoria : “Not if you’re highly organized , which is what liberals and progressives are , a lot more so than conservatives.”

Megan : “Alright , if you say so. What about Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , and the walking dead? What the hell does that mean? Do you mean that Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck actually voted for Obama?”

Victoria : “Well , they could have for all we know. But if they didn’t , then we know for a fact that Acorn volunteers  must have impersonated them , because dozens of ballots were found with their names on them.”

Megan : “Wow … I honestly don’t know how to respond to that. And I suppose the entire cast of The Walking Dead also voted for him?”

Victoria : “No , not the TV show! Geez , Megan , don’t you read? Haven’t you heard about all the dead people Obama got to vote for him?”

Vicky
Megan’s Kelly’s reaction to Victoria explaining how Obama got Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , and thousands of zombies to vote for him.

Megan : “What?! You can’t be serious.”

Victoria : “Of course I’m serious. Don’t ask me how he did it , but I heard from someone , I can’t remember who it was … maybe it was Glen Beck , or Michael Savage. They’re both so intelligent , much more intelligent than I am. Anyway , they told me that , apparently , somehow , Obama had hundreds or thousands of graves dug up all over America , brought them back to life somehow and hypnotized them into voting for him. He can do that you know , because he’s the Anti-Christ.  And his brother , Julio probably helped him.”

Megan : “Again … what?! How is that even possible?”

Victoria : “It’s possible.”

Megan : “Yeah , to a crazy person.”

Victoria : “Yeah , yeah , I know it sounds crazy , but you can’t put anything past Obama and the liberal progressives. They will do anything to win , even if it means getting Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , illegal immigrants , the homeless , and the walking dead to vote for him. And that’s how Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck ,  illegal immigrants , the homeless , and the walking dead helped Obama the weasel weasel his way into the White House.”

Advertisements

One comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s