One Hundred WaysTo Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 1

I recently had a conversation with a friend who happens to be a liberal. For some time I’ve tried to convince him to see the error of his ways. But he stubbornly clings to the illusion that liberals are the good guys and Conservatives and Republicans are the bad guys.

Here are the first ten ways to spot a communist liberal.

1) They believe in their own facts and truth.

2) They deny the existence of a liberal media.

3) They voted for Obama.

4) They refer to Ann Coulter as Ann Coultergeist.

5) They think Bill O’Reilly is a moron.

6) They deny that America is a Christian nation.

7) They think Rush Limbaugh is a fat misogynist ‘tard.

8) They think Sarah Palin is a drooling idiot.

9) They don’t believe all Muslims are terrorists.

And last , but certainly not least – this really should be number one –

10) They actually believe that Barack Obama is intelligent.

  If your friends subscribe to any of the above , then they are definitely Godless communist liberals , and are in need of mental help.

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