Posted in John Hawkins, satire

Don’t Argue With A Liberal Progressive

You can’t argue with a liberal or a progressive. Truth and facts don’t matter to them. They make up their own facts to suit their own agenda , which is to lie , lie , lie. No matter what you tell them about Obama , or democrats , they will twist your words around and take them out of context to make it look as if you are the liar. Never trust a liberal or a progressive , and especially a communist.

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The Sickness Of The Liberal , Progressive Mind

The liberal and progressive mind is a terrible thing to waste. Just observe them and you will see what I mean. They are nothing more than empty – headed bobble heads , drooling zombies , mindlessly repeating the communist liberal mantra. They are brainless , and therefore incapable of thinking at all.

Posted in satire, satire/humor

One Hundred WaysTo Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 1

I recently had a conversation with a friend who happens to be a liberal. For some time I’ve tried to convince him to see the error of his ways. But he stubbornly clings to the illusion that liberals are the good guys and Conservatives and Republicans are the bad guys.

Here are the first ten ways to spot a communist liberal.

1) They believe in their own facts and truth.

2) They deny the existence of a liberal media.

3) They voted for Obama.

4) They refer to Ann Coulter as Ann Coultergeist.

5) They think Bill O’Reilly is a moron.

6) They deny that America is a Christian nation.

7) They think Rush Limbaugh is a fat misogynist ‘tard.

8) They think Sarah Palin is a drooling idiot.

9) They don’t believe all Muslims are terrorists.

And last , but certainly not least – this really should be number one –

10) They actually believe that Barack Obama is intelligent.

  If your friends subscribe to any of the above , then they are definitely Godless communist liberals , and are in need of mental help.