Not long after Barack Obama’s first election into the White House , the birther movement was born. Claims that he was a foreigner , born in Kenya and therefore not eligible for the presidency. They immediately demanded to see his birth certificate as proof of his citizenship , and when it was eventually produced , they insisted it was genuine , even though it was quickly proven to be a fake , a cheap photo shopped forgery. The most compelling case of forgery came from Alex Jones on his radio program , Info Wars.
Whether you believe in the birther claim or not , the question is now irrelevant. Now , according to Mr. Jones , there is more compelling evidence revealing the true origins of Barack Obama. On his radio program , yesterday , Mr. Jones made a startling claim :
“Ladies and gentleman , and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans , I have more compelling evidence that Barack Obama is not what he seems , that he is more than just a foreigner. I have hard evidence that suggests he may be an alien from another world! Yes , that’s right , ladies and gentlemen , and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans. Last week , I came into contact with an individual in the pentagon who wishes to remain anonymous. This individual told me that he knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who had an encounter with a dark-skinned alien in the Nevada desert , fifty – four years ago , who claimed to be Barack Obama’s mother. This woman had glowing evil eyes that were hypnotic to say the least , according to this someone who knew someone who knew someone who knew someone – did I get that right? – who had this eerie encounter. Also , according to this someone who knew someone who knew – oh crap! This is confusing – she said she was pregnant with Barack Obama. Yes , ladies and gentlemen and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans. You heard that right. She was pregnant with the most evil dictator in the history of the world – worse than Hitler , worse than Mussolini , and worse than Pol Pot – the man who the Illuminati – those evil Rothschild’s , the Bilderbergs , the trilateral commission , the world banks , maybe even the Muslim Brotherhood , and all those other secret commie groups who were involved – undoubtedly recruited to be the savior of the world , the communist world , that is. Because that’s what it will soon be , overrun with commies and pinkos , who will round up all of us patriotic gun loving Americans , and throw us all in Fema camps. I don’t know about you ladies and gentlemen and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans , but I think this is big news , perhaps the biggest news in these modern times.
“Well , there you have it , ladies and gentlemen , and fellow patriotic gun loving Americans. Proof that Barack Obama’s mother was not Ann Dunham , as the liberal communist media would have you believe , but an honest to God space alien. Please join me next week , right here on Info Wars , and hear the interview straight from the horse’s mouth. I promise you won’t be disappointed. Will the lame stream media pick up this story and run with it? Probably not , as we all know that the media is controlled by the leftist liberals and communists , not to mention the LGBT community , otherwise known as the gay Gestapo of America , and those evil atheist scum.
“After the interview , I will gather all the facts and begin working on a sequel to The Obama Deception. I already have a tentative title for the video. The Obama Deception Part Two : The Mask Comes Off Again : Barack Obama , Evil Overlord Invader From Planet Gork. I look forward to producing this informative video and getting it out to you ladies and gentlemen and fellow patriotic , gun loving Americans.”