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Dana Loesch : “Donald Trump Subjected To Most Ruthless Attack On A President In American History”

NRA wacko , Dana Loesch.

Last October ,  the NRA released another absurd video attacking liberals who protest Donald Trump , as terrorists. In the video ,  conservative wacko , Dana Loesch , is upset that Trump is being ruthlessly attacked by liberals and progressives without justification. He’s done nothing to deserve this treatment. He’s a wonderful guy! He loves America! He loves God , guns and the constitution! He’s the greatest president we’ve ever had , as opposed to that Kenyan , Muslim usurper , Barack Hussein Obama , who was the worst president , who hated America , God , guns , and the constitution , who couldn’t wait to destroy America , Christianity , Christmas , and take everyone’s guns away. Except , he failed to do any of those things.

The video is hyperbolic and ironic to say the least.  Anything conservatives claim liberals are guilty of , they themselves are most certainly guilty of doing. Everything they say about liberals and progressives , is projection. When Obama was in the White House , conservatives like Loesch smeared him as a Marxist , communist , fascist , Kenyan , racist , anti-American Muslim. 

We are witnesses to the most ruthless attack on a president and the people who voted for him , and a free system that allowed it to happen , in American history …”

 Does she not realize that some presidents have actually been assassinated? She can’t be this naive. Or maybe she is.

When the Tea Party was protesting the first black president with their racist signs , it was just patriotism , but anyone who dares criticize or protests Trump , it’s a ruthless and unwarranted attack on democracy?

“From the highest levels of government , to their media , their universities , and billionaires …”

Conservatives often complain about liberal elitists in the media , and universities. But have no trouble with their own elites. They have nothing to say about the right-wing think tanks , like the Heritage Foundation , and Freedom Works , who give millions each year to Rush Limbaugh , Glenn Beck , and the American Family Association , to spread their propaganda. Only liberal elites are evil because they hate Trump , and control everything?

“Their hateful defiance of his legitimacy is an insult to us all. But the ultimate insult is that they think we’re so stupid that we’ll let them get away with it. These saboteurs with their leaks and smears , their phony accusations and gagging sanctimony , drive their daggers through the heart of our future , poisoning our belief that honest custody of our institutions will ever again be possible , so they can build their utopia from the ashes of what they burned down. Their fate will be failure , and they will perish in the flames of their own fires. We are the NRA , and we are freedoms safest place.”

It wasn’t hateful defiance of Obama’s legitimacy as president and the system that elected him , when the Tea Party marched with their hateful signs and conservative media tried to sell every anti-Obama conspiracy as news. But it’s smears and phony accusations when someone calls Trump out on his bigotry. 

The inability of conservatives like Dana Loesch to see their own hypocrisy , is astounding.

 

 

 

 

 

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Townhall: ‘Christ’ Purged from Christmas and the Left Rejoices

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St. Nick telling Steve Doocey and Gretchen Carlson that he won’t allow the progressive bullies to destroy Christmas.

Townhall: ‘Christ’ Purged from Christmas and the Left Rejoices. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwpeSFlTc

This is one of the most ridiculous articles Townhall has ever published. They’re not really known for their journalistic integrity – except maybe by half of their readers who have an average I.Q. of about seventy. Basically all they do is bash liberals , accuse them of proliferating fake news , and write ridiculous articles like this one. Which is ironic , since most of their so-called columnists also write for other fake news sites , like World Nut Daily , and Rightwing News.

For eight years conservatives – led by Bill O’Reilly , and the rest of the fools at Fox News – falsely claimed that Obama hated Christmas , that the words Merry Christmas were outlawed in America , even the White House. And late last year , conservatives like Corey Lewandowski , and Todd Starnes declared that Donald Trump had saved Christmas , that it was now O.K. to say Merry Christmas , instead of the so-called politically correct greeting Happy Holidays.

But anyone who didn’t get their news from Fox , or any of the other conservative sites that were willing to spread fake anti-Obama conspiracies , knew that narrative was BS. Obama not only said Merry Christmas each year he was in the White House , but he and his family also celebrated the holiday. But those facts never stopped conservatives from playing the victim. According to them , Obama hated America , so naturally he also hated Christmas , even though he celebrated it.

The Townhall article is ridiculous for several reasons. Not only is it absurd to consider for a moment that there has ever been a nefarious plot by progressives to destroy Christmas , but the writer of this silly article , who apparently has no sense of irony ( he is an anti-liberal conservative , after all ) makes the claim that liberals are the only ones who create fake websites. Perhaps he’s never read anything at Town Hall other than his own articles , or any of the other thousands of articles at World Nut Daily , and Rightwing News , two of the worst sources of fake news on the internet.

Here are some other ridiculous claims made in this ridiculous article :

  • ”The far left has absolute control over news media , entertainment , and academia.” Rupert Murdoch owns a vast entertainment and news empire. I would hardly call him a liberal. Conservatives have always hated Hollywood and have promoted the myth that it’s completely over run with liberals , even though there are plenty of conservatives in the entertainment field. They also hate academia because this is a profession that attracts people who happened to be more liberal or progressive than conservative.
  • “The far left has made sure they have kept a tight control via a brutal and ongoing process of discrimination in hiring. If you were a conservative , Republican , Christian , or simply someone who who would dare to question the dogma of liberalism , you were not only looked down upon as enlightened , but had your name permanently carved into a granite ‘Do Not Hire Ever ‘ list.” So , according to this silly person , the far left not only has a stranglehold on the media , but are discriminating against conservatives , Republicans , and Christians , by … somehow preventing them from becoming teachers? That’s nonsense. It’s completely made up.
  • A truth the far left not only ignores , but often goes out of it’s way to deny , is that they have created a stranglehold on the media , academia , and entertainment purely through unethical and through illegal discrimination.” No one has to deny it , because it’s simply not happening ; it’s completely made up. This is the argument a silly person often makes when not everyone agrees with their views and opinions. That’s basically their lame argument against a so-called biased liberal media. They’re upset that all of the news media , entertainment , and academia , is not exclusively conservative. Therefore , it’s a deliberate nefarious plot by progressives to infiltrate these “megaphones” for the purpose of indoctrination with socialist dogma. They ironically claim that progressives are indoctrinating the youth of America with socialism , and yet they want to indoctrinate children in public schools with creationism , which is unconstitutional , but to them , that’s not indoctrination. It’s not religious dogma. It’s Christian values.
  • “One of the goals they have long sought being the total removal of Christ from Christmas and to transform the day into a secular holiday.” A majority – about seventy percent – of Americans are Christian , and most non Christians celebrate Christmas it one form or another , but again , somehow progressives are involved in some sort of nefarious , behind the scenes plot to destroy Christianity and Christmas.
    What they fail to realize , and will always deny , is that Christmas has always been a secular holiday. It’s a secular holiday that is celebrated even by non Christians. It has it’s roots in pagan tradition , namely the winter solstice. It was a secular holiday before Christianity took it and made it the birthday of Christ. Without it , it would be a completely secular holiday devoted to consumerism.He goes on to tell his readers that powerful conservatives and Christians need to stop playing the victim , and not create religious or propaganda sites like progressives are doing , but bring honesty and diversity of opinion back to media and entertainment. Which is why there are no propaganda sites on the right , and every conservative news source is fair and balanced , and offers a diversity of opinion , like global warming is a liberal hoax , same-sex marriage will destroy America , only Muslims are terrorists , Obama and liberals still want to take your guns , and Trump is the greatest president ever.There is no war on Christianity , or Christmas. There has never been a plot by progressives to destroy Christmas. No one has ever been bullied and intimidated into saying Happy Holidays over the politically correct term Merry Christmas. Obama never decreed by executive order that Christmas was outlawed at the White House or anywhere in America , and Donald Trump did not save Christmas. Anyone who believes otherwise , is a silly person like the person who wrote this article , and should not be taken seriously.
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Dumb Final Thoughts From Tomi Lahren : Tomi Race Baits The New York Times

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 It’s time for more stupid shit from Tomi Lahren.

In a recent article on Fox News Insider , Tomi penned one of her dumbest pieces to date. It was a response to The New York Times article , ‘Can My Children Be Friends With White People?’

“Over the weekend , the ethically corrupt New York Times published an op-ed titled Can My Children Be Friends With White People?

“Better question , could this article be more racist?”

Actually , it’s an opinion piece. People are entitled to their own opinions. Even you are entitled to your dumb opinions. He was asking if his kids can be friends with white kids. The basic message he was trying  to get across to his readers , was that if you vote for someone who is a racist and/or a bigot and you excuse or dismiss their bigotry because you like what they have to say , or might like some of their policies , and if you don’t support the rights of the oppressed , but blame them for their oppression , then you are no better than the person you voted for. These are the people he wants his sons to be wary of. But I wouldn’t expect you to understand that. You totally ignore the nuance of the article. All you can see is that someone hates white people.

“Seriously?”

Yes , seriously.

“Are you freaking kidding me?”

No , I’m not kidding.

“For those of you who have yet to read this little doozy , I’ll save you the gag reflex and give you a quick recap.”

Please do , Tomi , and I’ll give my response.

“The writer , a black college professor , isn’t sure if his children are safe around white people , or if they are safe , to pursue friendships with their light-skinned peers.”

Do you understand why he might feel this way? Having experienced bigotry and racism? Afraid that his kids will experience it as well? Have you ever experienced bigotry and racism , Tomi? I don’t think so.

“You can’t make this stuff up.”

Actually , you can , and you often do make this stuff up. 

“Apparently , this writer and the New York Times editorial board don’t understand how racism works , or they just don’t care. Racism goes both ways.”

No , it doesn’t. Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another. White America built a nation on slavery and Jim Crow. There are numerous organizations that espouse white superiority. There are none that espouse black superiority. 

“It’s not an exclusive label the leftist mainstream media gets to allocate or slap on those of us with white skin.”

It is when commentators like yourself race bait against black people and other minorities on a daily basis. 

“If the title of the article were , ‘Can My Children Be Friends With Black People’, the leftists would lose their minds and rightly so.” 

Yes , they probably would , because it would be racist. Blacks don’t have a long history of slavery against whites ; blacks didn’t create segregation laws known as Jim Crow. 

“It’s a disgusting question and a disgusting piece of editorial garbage.”

I found it emotional , and thought-provoking , and nothing racist about it. The fact that you did , shows that you are not that bright.

“The left lives in an obscure world where Colin Kaepernick is citizen of the year , and it’s acceptable to ask if your kids can have white friends. Wow.”

Actually many of us live in the real world , where Colin Kaepernick is Citizen Of The Year , and rightly so. Kaepernick is a hero to most people , a man of integrity and principle , two things you will never be. He’s donated hundreds of thousands to different charities , including the military , and has donated his time to his and other communities. What have you done , Tomi? You get on television with your jin race baiting and your false patriotism while attacking those like Colin Kaepernick who don’t agree with your particular definition of patriotism.

“Not only does the writer call Donald Trump a bigot , he talks about him in the same breath as white supremacists and directly accuses all Trump supporters and white people of being inherently racist.” 

No , he did not. Did you even read the article? I read it , and nowhere did he accuse all white people of being racist. He said he had not given up on friendships with white people. He mentioned that he has white friends who have marched and protested with him for racial justice. The people who are not to be trusted are the Trump apologists , such as yourself  who excuse and/or ignore his bigotry , who are constantly telling black people to stop complaining. 

That‘s not an opinion. That‘s race bait.”

Actually , it’s more than a personal opinion. It’s a fact. Many people who voted for him , did so because of the bigoted things he said about Muslims and minorities. Just as some of them voted for him because of he promised he would help keep and/or bring middle class jobs back into America. 

“Wait a second! Trump is racist? White people are racist?”

There is evidence to show that Trump himself is racist and bigoted. Just as many white people are racist. I know it’s hard for you to believe that white people can be racist. And I know that only black people can be racist , in your opinion.

“Dude , you wrote an article titled , Can My Children Be Friends With White People? and you have the audacity to call us racist? Who do you think you are?”

Tomi , you once called Black Lives Matter the new KKK! You have called Black Lives Matter a racist hate group against white people , and you have the audacity to pretend you are a victim of racism? Who the hell do you think you are?

“A bad parent is what you are.”

A race baiter is what you are , Tomi.

“We are not born to hate. Hate is taught by mothers and fathers like you , who tell their children who don’t look , think , or believe like they do are to feared and demonized.”

Yes , hate is taught. It’s being taught by people like you in the media who tell their viewers that those who don’t look , think , and believe like they do , are different , not American , are to be feared and demonized. 

Excuse me! That’s racism 101!”

Actually , it’s called hatred.

“And here’s the scary part. The writer of this article is a college professor tasked with educating the country’s youth. And you wonder why college campuses are becoming the indoctrination chambers of the unloving and intolerant left. Look at our educators! They aren’t even trying to hide their blatant bias anymore. No , instead , they are shoving it down our throats and the mainstream media is celebrating it!”

 Facts and reality don’t have a liberal bias. It’s just a fact that liberals tend to become educators more than conservatives. I don’t expect you to understand that. But here’s the actual scary part : you work at a so-called news organization , which is really nothing more than a propaganda outlet for the Republican party. And here’s something even scarier , something you don’t get : you complain about the mainstream media being biased , but refuse to see the bias in your own media , which is just as mainstream as the media you so often complain about.

What purpose does this garbage article serve?”

What purpose does Fox News serve? It’s more propaganda than news.

“Once again the left is trying to push a race war. And it’s a race war that ninety-nine percent of conservatives don’t want to be in! Why would you teach your children to fear white people , police officers and conservatives? Why? That’s sick and wrong and racist.”

It’s amazing conservatives can say this with a straight face , and no one calls them out on their bullshit. Fox  and most  right wing news sources have been pushing a race war for eight years , with their constant fear mongering of black on white crime , that black victims killed by police officers ( Mike Brown , Trayvon Martin ) are the actual criminals , and the black on white knock out game that Fox News and most of right wing media promoted. Not to mention , portraying Black Lives Matter as a racist hate group that hates and wants to kill all white people.

Here’s a question for Tomi : why would you and the so-called news outlet you work for , tell your viewers to hate and fear black people and minoritities?

Why would the New York Times publish something like this? We should be asking if our children should be reading the New York Times. That’s a more realistic concern.”

Why would Fox News lie about Black Lives Matter and paint them as a hate group against white people and police officers?

The victimhood mentality has got to go but I fear it never will , not when the Democratic party has made it their governing principle. Listen , playing the victim and blaming the president or white people for all of your troubles or parenting problems is never gonna be a worth while exercize.”

I agree. But the one who is playing the victim here , is you. Ever since America elected a black president , racialists like yourself have played the victim , blaming him , BLM , Democrats and liberals for all of your problems.

Does racism exist? Absolutely. But here’s a news flash : it’not going to get any better with articles like Can My Children Be Friends With White People? If you have a serious heartfelt interest in eliminating racism and bigotry , stop advancing it and chumming the editorial waters with your race bait.”

Yes , racism does exist , but it won’t get any better when Fox News attacks minorities who rely on food stamps and other assistant programs , as moochers , while ignoring corporate welfare. If you have an interest in eliminating racism ( and I don’t believe you do ) , then stop advancing the notion that white people are victims of reverse racism , stop attacking black entertainers and athletes with your race baiting.

“Generations of Americans fought  , died and sacrificed to bring this country together and it’s downright appalling that some are trying so hard to undo it. Enough!”

Generations of Americans sacrificed themselves that America would be a place where freedom and liberty for all is valued , not for only those who are white and have the most money , and it’s appalling that people like you are doing everything you can to promote that division.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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NRA Shill Dana Loesch Attacks Ted Koppel As A Partisan Hack

NRA TV’s Dana Loesch , an unbiased , non-elitist , lone beacon of truth and honesty in a sea of lying libtards.

 

On the March 27 edition of Fox And Friends , Dana Loesch called out veteran television anchorman Ted Koppel as a partisan Hack. 

Loesch : “I grew up watching Ted Koppel be one of the most biased reporters , biased anchors in America. And for him to turn that around , it was one of those moments where you do a double take. But he has been accused of bias throughout his entire career. He is the last person on earth to accuse anyone of being bad for America simply because they are offering opinion. And this is the problem with legacy media. This is why you’ve seen new media crop up , because people are tired of these reporters giving their opinion as unfettered fact , and acting as though there’s no bias on their part whatsoever. I appreciate people who give their opinion and they openly say , ‘this my opinion.’ Like , for me for instance , I’m completely biased toward the constitution and towards natural rights. Obviously everything I talk about is going to be through that perspective. That’s the difference between people like me and people like Ted Koppel , is that we are honest and they are not.”

Pete Hesgeth : “Is he just utterly and completely unaware , just no self-awareness , that he himself would have a bias?”

Loesch : “Yes , and it’s also a huge insult to the American people , who think I don’t need Ted Koppel to come to their rescue. We don’t need Ted Koppel to save us. We’re smart enough to figure out what is propaganda and what is not , and for someone like Ted Koppel to act as like the ombudsman now , considering everything he has done to contribute to this problem , that’s the height of hypocrisy.”

Has there ever been a time when Dana Loesch has opened her pie hole without bullshit and hypocrisy pouring out in torrents? I can’t Think of a single instance. 

Dana , ever the fearless crusader of truth and honesty , is the last person who should pass judgment on anyone in the news media. Ted Koppel has been a well-know and respected news anchor/reporter for decades , long before Dana was out of diapers ; Dana , not so much respected. Over the years she has had a less than stellar record when it comes to truth and honesty. She frequently plays fast and loose with the facts  to suit her own agenda , which is to shill for the Republican party and the NRA so she can keep receiving those checks from the gun lobby. 

She’s a shameless partisan hack who attacks others in the news media as hacks , which is hilarious , given her own background as a clueless hack. 

By new media , I can only assume she means NRA TV. But if she honestly believes that truth and honesty are exclusive to this new media , and everything they report is unfettered fact , she is delusional. And to claim she is more honest than anyone else in mainstream news , is hilarious. 

Apparently , according to Dana , America needs Dana Loesch to come to its rescue. It needs Dana Loesch to save it , because she alone tells the unfettered truth , and even though she clearly has no idea what propaganda is and isn’t , for her to act as though she is the supreme authority on truth and honesty , is the definition of hypocrisy , considering the mountains of dishonest garbage , lies , and BS that pour from her pie hole on a daily basis. 

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America Love It Or Leave It?

While on the way home from the market one Saturday morning , I noticed the words America , Love It Or Leave It , on the back window of a vehicle. I’ve seen these types of so-called patriotic messages on other automobiles over the years. I couldn’t help but wonder , was this guy a Trump supporter or a Republican? Many of those who display these types of statements on their vehicles , no doubt see themselves as true patriots , and are always conservatives , who believe America can only be great again when there are no liberals , no Muslims , no gays , and no illegal immigrants. They claim to love America , but adamantly oppose gay rights ,  and freedom of speech for anyone but themselves. They believe the civil rights group like Black Lives Matter to be a racist hate organization that assassinates white people , and police officers. They believe athletes who protest racial injustice , who take a knee during the National Anthem ,  are un-American , and they deny that racism still exists.

Many of them also believe that America is already great , with very little room for improvement. To the America right or wrong types , if you criticize America with a Republican in the White House , you’re unpatriotic. But if its a Democrat , it’s patriotism. Which is a bullshit argument. Criticizing America is an act of patriotism. Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. When our country does something wrong , we have an obligation to criticize our government , and redress grievances. They are supposed to represent the people , not special interests , not lobbies , not corporations. We can and should  vote them out for not representing us.

America is already a great nation , despite its many imperfections : its failing educational system , infrastructure , healthcare , getting homeless Americans off the streets , providing jobs that pay a living wage that people are capable of living on without having to resort to food stamps just to feed themselves and their families , getting corporate money out of politics , and investing in cleaner energy sources while decreasing dependence on fossil fuels. When these issues are addressed and taken seriously by enough Americans who are sick and tired of the same old nonsense , and are willing to do something about it , then America will be an even greater nation. But it may take a revolution.


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Stupid Conservative Memes #68 Dana Loesch Edition

 

Of course , people like Dana didn’t see any hope or change , because she was one of those conservative pundits masquerading as a journalist , with her head up her ass. If the ACA , which they loved referring to as Obama Care , wasn’t hope and change , what was it? Millions of people who didn’t have health insurance , due to preexisting conditions , now had insurance. To them , it was hope and it was change , compared to the system that previously existed. But Dana and her conservative cronies in the mainstream media , were too busy making up death panels and others conspiracies about the ACA , never bothering to tell their audience that the real death panels are and always have been , and always will be , the private insurance companies , and that the mandate goes all the way back to the conservative think tank , the Heritage Foundation. 

Aviary Photo_131465932231654136  They attacked it for years , claiming it to be socialized , government-run health care , and that it was unconstitutional , even as the Republicans tried unsuccessfully to repeal it countless times. Now we find out in an ironic twist that Republicans – most notably , conservatives like Tomi Lahren – who have been openly condemning it for years , are using it.

In another note of irony , it’s been more than six months since Trump became president , and they still haven’t been able to repeal the law , nor come up with a decent one of their own. Yes , look at where you are now. Stuck with Obama Care. At least for now.

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Dana And The Lap Dogs

 

 

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An unbiased , elitist , lap dog , lone beacon of truth in a sea of leftist lying libtards.

🍁Dana Loesch is a conservative commentator , AKA a Republican party mouth piece , gun nut , and an eager lap dog for the NRA. She’s currently employed at The Blaze , where truth supposedly lives , despite  little evidence to support this claim. Most liberals know her for the unabashed hypocrite she is , but Dana couldn’t care less about her own hypocrisy. She only cares when it’s liberals who are hypocrites.   

Recently Dana released a video accusing liberals who oppose the new president , of being terrorists. Liberals for the most part , saw it as thinly veiled threat against protesters. Others saw it for the ridiculous video it was ; it was nothing more than a mishmash of anti-liberal talking points , falsehoods , with an over abundance of hypocrisy , designed to appeal to the emotions of the sheep in her audience who will believe every word she says without question. The message : that all those who oppose the new president ( or any Republican president ) are not only unpatriotic , but enemies of freedom.     

The idea that anyone who opposes or even criticizes the current president is unpatriotic or anti-American , is not only absurd , but hypocritical. For eight years Dana and her like-minded lap dogs in the conservative media , which is every bit as main stream , and even more biased as the media she so often criticizes , did nothing but attack and criticize the last president over everything he said and did. He took too many vacations , he played too much golf. He was Hitler for health care reform , he was Hitler for executive orders. They told us he hated America and wanted to destroy it with Ebola , and yet , not one American succumbed to the virus. They told us that he was racist and hated law enforcement , over criticisms of the actions of a white police officer , and that he never attended the funerals of police officers killed in the line of duty , despite attending the services of slain police officers. They told us that he was a Muslim who sided with Muslim terrorists  , while ignoring his drone war on terror in seven different places around the world. 

Dana and her fellow lap dogs in the conservative media often claim to be the sole beacons of truth and accuracy besieged by a liberal media full of bias and lies. If they are so concerned about violence , then why haven’t they reported on the violence and intimidation against minorities since the election of the current president? Southern Poverty Law Center compiled an extensive list  of attacks. Why didn’t she mention any of these incidents in her video? Why didn’t she mention the six , predominantly black southern churches that were burned down from 2014 , to 2016? Why didn’t she mention the nine black parishioners that were gunned down by white supremacist Dylann Roof? Why didn’t she mention the murders of six Muslims outside a Canadian mosque , by Trump supporter  Alexandre Bissonette? Why didn’t she mention the Planned Parenthood shooting by radical Christian Robert Dear , that Ted Cruz claimed was done by a leftist transgender? She never mentioned any of these incidents because it was right wing violence. Violence that Conservatives will never admit to and will never own. By ignoring their own radical extremism , it enables them to continue to peddle their fantasies of a violent , Godless Left. 

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A Response To Dana Loesch’s Clinched Fist Of Truth ( Hypocrisy ) Video

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NRA lap dog , Dana Loesch.

🍁 In a video reminiscent of her 2015 “Godless Left” rant , rabid NRA lap dog Dana Loesch has released another comical NRA sponsored video , in which she again calls liberals terrorists. Although she doesn’t call for violence against the “violent Godless left” the intent is implied that they are dangerous and must be dealt with by arming themselves with more guns.  

This video , like the last one , was produced for one purpose , and that purpose is to portray liberals as a dangerous threat to freedom and liberty. The Godless Left video was in response to calls for gun control , after the San Bernardino Inland Empire shooting , in which the New York Daily News mocked Republican thoughts and prayers , with the headline

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God Isn’t Fixing This , sparking an outrage among Conservatives.  The NRA responded , with their favorite lap dog/shill , Dana Loesch accusing liberals of attempting to destroy their freedom to pray , and that liberals were marching hand in hand with Islamic terrorists , singing Kumbaya , simply for calling for an end to gun violence.

These videos are like self-parodies. Conservatives are completely unaware of the glaring hypocrisy  , but liberals can see right through her for the shameless hypocrite she is. Literally everything she accused liberals of doing , was straight out of the  Obama hater’s playbook.

  1.  “They use their media to assassinate real news.” What does this even mean? Real news? Like The Blaze , where truth lives? Which is ironic , since Dana is currently employed at a network with no more credibility than Fox News , and a host of other questionable sources of yellow journalism , such as World Nut Daily , Town Hall , and The Gateway Pundit , AKA The Dumbest Man On The Internet. I’m sure these are all sources of real , credible news to Dana and much of her audience. I’m sure Jim Hoft’s award-winning ( from Accuracy In Media , no less ) journalism must have inspired her tedious career when she was at CNN. Also ironic , Dana has been using her platform to call everything else that doesn’t tow the Conservative line , as fake news. 
  2. “They use their schools to teach children that our president is another Hitler.”
    She states this as if it’s fact , with no evidence to back it up. However ,
    I do recall for the last eight years that Dana and her cronies in the media , attacked a certain president over everything from health care reform ( AKA as Obama Care ) , foreign policy , to gun control , often referencing him not only to Hitler , but every other dictator in modern times. And they used their media to tell their viewers that he hated America , was a communist , and was a friend to Islamic terrorists.
  3. “They use their stars and award shows to advance their narrative over and over again.” I wonder what that narrative could possibly be. Could it possibly be speaking out against police abuse of authority? I understand this is something that’s frowned upon by wing nut Conservatives who believe the police can do no wrong , and anyone who criticizes them must be cop haters , like they accused Obama of hating cops because he had the audacity to question police authority where killings were unjustified.
    It wasn’t too long ago they were using their own celebrities like The Motor City Loudmouth , Rush Limbaugh , and numerous pundits like Tomi Lahren , Janine Pirro , and everyone else at Fox News , to advance their own narratives , that Obama was an anti-white racist , and a cop hater , over situations ranging from criticizing a white cop for arresting a Harvard Law professor in his own home , the events in Ferguson , Baltimore , benign comments on the tragic deaths of several police officers , and a seventeen year old black teenager. Just because he didn’t side with the racist narrative that George Zimmerman was the victim and Martin the aggressor , made him a racist? Not God damn likely.
  4. “They use their ex-president to endorse their resistance.” Apparently , according to Dana , Obama must be directing thousands of Trump haters to loot and destroy property , via mind control , with chips implanted in their heads.
    All to make them march , make them protest” – I doubt they need Obama to motivate them to march , to protest. Trump’s behavior is all the motivation they need – “Make them scream racism” – The irony here is thick enough to cut with a knife – “Sexism , xenophobia , homophobia , smash windows , burn cars , shut down interstates” – I’m sure Trump marchers have never done that , have they? – “airports , bullying and terrorizing the law-abiding” – again , Trump supporters have never done that , have they? There are armed militia wandering the streets in “open carry” states intimidating citizens ; there were armed  militia defending the Bundy ranch ; there were armed Oath Keepers and other militia who had taken over the Malheur wildlife sanctuary , but according to Dana , it’s the left who are doing the intimidating- “until the only option left is for the police to do their jobs and stop the madness.”
    When she mentioned racism , I doubt she was thinking that not too long ago it was her side that was screaming racism at Obama , when pundits and right-wing nut bloggers like John “Obama’s an anti-white racist” Hawkins of Right Wingnut News , and Jim “The Gateway Pundit” Hoft , were making fools of themselves trying to convince their  dense readers that Obama was a rabid anti-white racist , with no evidence to back up their claims.
    Just as I’m sure she was not thinking of the birther movement. She and many of her audience may not have outright endorsed it , but there is no evidence that they denounced it.
    When she mentioned sexism , I doubt she thinking of the many instances when her totally not sexist buddies , Rush Limbaugh , and Ted Nugent demeaned Democratic women like Sandra Fluke , Hillary Clinton , and Nancy Pelosi.
    When she mentioned homophobia , I doubt she was thinking about the wing nut melt down over the Supreme Court decision on same-sex marriage. Nor was she thinking of the time she was moved to tears over the pizza store bigots who refused to bake a pizza for a gay couple , and subsequently started a Go Fund Me account for the true victims – the pizza store owners , that is. If these people had been refusing to bake a pizza for Christians , imagine the stink Dana and her cronies at The Blaze would have raised. It would have given them a legitimate reason to bitch and moan. But , no , it’s the gays who are the real bigots for calling them on their bigotry.
    During the Obama years , the Obama hating “patriots” moaned incessantly about free speech , and oppression under Obama , even as they burned his effigy , called him a communist , a socialist  , a Muslim terrorist , anti-Christian , a racist , a cop hater , compared him countless times to Hitler , claimed he hated America , wasn’t an American ,  and if anyone dared criticize them , or push back , they were often accused of playing the race card.

     All these videos have demonstrated , is that Conservatives like Loesch are disingenuous. They don’t really care about honesty. All they care about is furthering their own agenda , and that agenda is to sell more guns despite the countless children that will be massacred , and transform America into an armed police state , where any form of dissent by their political enemies – liberals – is seen as treasonous. They ultimately succeed in making themselves look foolish by accusing liberals of the very same tactics they engage in.

    Update : I often wonder if images like these haunt shameless hypocrites like Dana Loesch , who believe basic gun control is a violation of their second amendment right. Hypocrites who accuse others of having blood on their hands , while defending and making excuses for those who truly do have blood on their hands :
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Herself , and the NRA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #65 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

 

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“For those with no brains , who haven’t a clue how logic works.”

There are plenty of ridiculous Liberal Logic 101 memes on the internet , but this one perfectly demonstrates the ‘alternate reality’ in which the typical liberal hating wing nut resides.


Liberals were not that concerned about Ebola , because it wasn’t an outbreak. A total of three Americans contracted the disease , and recovered. The fourth , a Liberian national , by the name of Thomas Duncan , died after contracting the disease. But Conservative media , played the non-epidemic as if it were the end of civilization as we know it , blaming the president at the time – Barack Obama – of allowing  the disease into the country on purpose , because he hates America , because it’s a racist country.   

Why doesn’t Conservative media talk about gun violence? That’s a real epidemic. An ongoing epidemic that kills an estimated 30,000 Americans annually. Yet , Conservative media is completely silent on the issue. Why? Does the right hate America? Would it be too extreme to say that they hate their country , like Bryan Fischer absurdly claimed that Obama intentionally allowed Ebola into the U.S. because he hates America and believes it needs to be punished for its racism? 

There were dozens of incidents in 2014 where children were accidentally shot because of the negligence of an adult. Children who got their hands on loaded weapons and accidentally shot themselves or others. Why weren’t Conservatives in the media talking about this? Where was the outrage? Where was their demand to regulate guns? There were hundreds of incidents in 2014 where children were murdered with a gun. Again , there was no demand to regulate guns , but they wanted to enforce travel bans because one person died of Ebola? The media , particularly the Conservative media , believe that it’s more important to spread fear about a disease that killed one person in America ( who actually wasn’t from America ) , and yet they have nothing to say about the dangers of children dying by guns every year?  

Who really have their heads buried up their asses?  It sure as hell isn’t liberals.    

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Stupid Conservative Memes #64

   


George Bush was given a CIA intelligence briefing that Bin Ladin would most likely soon attack the U.S.. He ignored it , and as a result , 9/11 happened. It’s amazing to me that Bush apologists like Rudy Giuliani are willing to ignore his incompetence , absolve him of any responsibility , and shamelessly claim that he kept America safe. Never mind 9/11 , the Iraq and Afghanistan wars , the numerous domestic terrorist attacks , and the multiple embassy/consulate attacks that occurred during his watch ; none of them count in their twisted logic. But Benghazi is worse than any of them because … something.          

Democrats didn’t politicize 9/11. Democrats and Republicans united , because America was attacked. Too bad Republicans and Conservatives couldn’t do the same after Benghazi. All they cared about was using it as a means of discrediting a president they hated , so they created a conspiracy around it , including the bullshit claim that he allowed it to happen.          

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Stupid Conservative Memes #63 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

“For those with no brains , who haven’t a clue how logic works.”

Like the main stream Conservative media did with Obama’s birth certificate , Benghazi , the so-called IRS scandal , Solyndra , Fast And Furious , Health Care reform ( Obama Care ) and a host of other non scandals? The entire real lame stream news media , including Fox News , Breitfart , The Gateway Pundit ( AKA the Stupidest man on the internet ), News Max , News Busters , The Blaze , Rush Limbaugh , Accuracy In Media  , World Nut Daily , Media Research Center , and Conservatives News Service whined incessantly over everything Obama said and did. Not just about the birth certificate , Benghazi , and Fast And Furious  , but absurd nonsense about gun confiscation , executive orders , saluting a marine with a latte in his hand , wearing a tan suit , how many vacations he and his family took , how much he golfed , to what he put on his hamburger.

Can we expect a similar type of treatment toward Trump from the so-called liberal media? Not likely. In fact , we’ve already seen them fawn over him when he bombed Syria.  

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To Serve Obama Again , A Sequel : Obama Still Wants To Eat Your Kids!

Alex Jones’s ‘how did I get stuck with these kooks , crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes?’ face.

From the Alex Jones radio show June 9 , 2017 – 

“Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. I bring you the truth , and nothing but the truth , the truth that the main stream communist liberal news media won’t bring you because it’s controlled by George Soros , the biggest communist liberal in the world.

“I have three kooks on today’s show. One’s been here once or twice before. She’s even more of a  kook than the other two. She’s also crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake. She’s written several wacked out books about Barack Obama , including Obama And His Evil Twin Julio Want To Sacrifice Your Kids With Planned Parenthood , and Obama And His Evil Twin Julio The Mole Want To Kill My Granny With Obama Care. Like I said , she’s a real kook , crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake.  

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Smart , intelligent Conservative women , Victoria , Ann-Marie , and Morgan trying to convince Alex Jones that Obama still wants to eat their kids.

“My other two guests are Ann-Marie Murrell , and Morgan Brittany. I’m not sure if they’ve been here before or not , but they’ve also written some wacked out books about Obama , because besides being known as kooks , they’re also crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes. Those books include , The Truth About B. O. And All Kinds Of Other Stuff , and I Was Attacked By B.O. Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , the latter which the three of them wrote together. And in case you’re wondering , ladies and gentlemen , those are not the titles of books about zombies with Body odor. Their latest book is  , To Serve Obama Again , A Sequel : Obama Still Wants To Eat Your Kids! has got to be the kookiest one yet. But I’m sure their next book will be even more kooky.    

“Welcome to the show , ladies.”

Ann-Marie : “Thanks for inviting us , Alex.”

Morgan : “I’m pretty sure we haven’t been here before.”

Alex : “Whatever.”

Victoria : “Did you invite us here just to make fun us , Alex?”

Alex : “You said it , not me. Let’s talk about the new book. Why would -“

Victoria : “Did you read it?”

Alex : “Why would I want to do that?”

Victoria : “Oh , I don’t know , maybe to know what it’s about.”

Alex : “I don’t have to read it to know it’s a piece of  – I mean something only a kook would write – in this case , three kooks – and something only a kook – or in this case , plural , kooks , your fans – would be interested in reading. The title itself tells me it’s got to be the kookiest book ever written. Why would -“

Victoria : “Gee , thanks for the great review , Alex.”

Alex : “You’re welcome. Now why would -“

Victoria : So , you still don’t believe his mole is the anti-Christ?”

Alex : “Of course not , it’s insane.”

Morgan : “You don’t believe Obama zombies tried to eat our brains?”

Alex : “How can they eat something that isn’t there to begin with?”

Victoria : “You don’t believe he still wants to kill my granny with Obama Care?”

Alex : “Obama Care doesn’t exist anymore!”

Victoria : “You don’t believe Julio helped him steal the elections , and that I cried and I cried when it happened?”

Ann-Marie : “Yeah , and all kinds of other stuff!”

Morgan : Yeah , like Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , ACORN , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead?”

Alex : “ACORN , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead may have been involved , but to claim Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were involved , only a genuinely crazy person would believe that.”

Victoria : “You don’t believe he’s still taking too many vacations?”

Alex : “What does any of this have to do with -“

Morgan : “Or that he’s still playing too much golf?”

Alex : “Why should I care about his vacations or golfing , he’s -“

Ann-Marie : “And you don’t believe he still wants to steal everyone’s guns?”

Victoria : “Or that he shredded a copy of the constitution and used the shavings as a salad topping?”

Alex : “What does any of this have to do with -“

Victoria : “You don’t believe he went to Mars to train for his tyrannical dictatorship of America , or that he’s a cross dressing lizard queen from planet Zork?”

Morgan : “And tried to infect us all with Ebola?”

Alex : “Alright , hold on. Just hold on! What does any of this have to do with the book?”

Victoria : “It has everything to do with it , Alex. If you don’t believe any of these facts , then you don’t believe he still wants to eat your kids.”

Ann-Marie : “And all kinds of other stuff!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Fox Planning To Debut New Show , Alternative Facts With Kellyanne Conway

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Kellyanne Conway to host new show on Fox , Alternative Facts.

 Washington –  A new show will soon debut on Fox. It’s called Alternative Facts With Kellyanne Conway. The fair and balanced Fox News loves the new president , Donald Trump , and they love Kellyanne Conway just as much. The new show will air Friday mornings across the Fox Network , just after Fox And Friends , starting early next month.

According to producers of the new show , topics for discussion will include the size of president Trump’s inaugural attendance – which sources have claimed numbered in the hundreds of thousands – how former president Obama tapped Trump Tower phones , some sources even claiming that the Obama dogs were the real culprits , the supposed Bowling Green Massacre , and president Trump’s Muslim ban that really wasn’t a ban.

Alex Jones , King of kooks , crackpots  , wackos , and fruitcakes.

 Fans have praised  the new show as innovative , and ground breaking. “It’s a refreshing change to the liberal media bias ,” said conspiracy theorist , Alex Jones. “It’s about time someone as intelligent as Kellyanne Conway is willing to tell the truth that the liberal media under Obama wasn’t  willing to touch with a fine tooth comb , because they were his lap dogs , just like Sonny and Bo are his lap dogs. Like the tapping of the Trump Tower phones during the election. It was the Obama dogs that were the real criminals. And the Bowling Green Massacre , which really did happen , involving ACORN , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead , just as they were involved in stealing the last two elections for Obama. I can’t wait to be on her show and tell her all about it!”

Conservative wind bag , Mark Levin.

“Now that we have Donald Trump  , a real president in the White House!” Conservative screecher Mark Levin said earlier this week. “The alternative facts – the real facts – will come out! Obama and his whole family will finally be jailed for treason! We couldn’t get him on his birth certificate , we couldn’t get him on executive orders , and we couldn’t get him on Benghazi! But I am confident that we will get him on espionage! America will be outraged and shocked to learn that Obama trained his dogs Sonny and Bo Obama – who are most likely communists themselves , that’s right , I said it! Prove me wrong! – to tap president Trump’s phones! I can’t wait to be on the show!”

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The Motor City Madman reacting to the news of Kellyanne Conway getting her own show on Fox.

  No one was more excited than Ted Nugent. “When I found out Trump was the next president of the United States , I  actually crapped my pants , I was so excited ,” Ted Nugent told Gun Shots And Cum Shots magazine. His critics have charged that he did the same to avoid the Vietnam war , which Nugent claimed was nothing but liberal lies to make him look weak and spineless , something which can ‘be expected from liberals ,” he said. “When I found out Kellyanne Conway was getting her own show at Fox , my favorite channel , I crapped my pants again. I also shot my load and all eight hundred of my guns at the same time. I can’t wait to be on the show and do it again!”

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Stupid Conservative Memes #59 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

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What massive voter fraud? This meme provides no link to back up it’s outrageous claim. It just repeats a cherished Republican talking point to appeal to it’s shallow minded readers.

Fifty-two percent of Republicans were convinced that ACORN  stole the 2008 election for Barack Obama. After the 2012 election , it was forty-nine percent. They believed that ACORN wasn’t the only entity that helped Obama steal the elections. Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the walking dead , illegal immigrants , and the homeless of America – thousands upon thousands , all of whom Obama had  somehow managed to bus in to polling places all over America – also had a hand in it ( see How Barack Obama Really Stole The Elections : God Told Me Julio Made Him Do It , and How Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , ACORN , The Homeless , Illegal Immigrants , And The Walking Dead Helped Obama The Weasel Weasel His Way Into The White House ). This is how delusional Conservatives have become in the last eight years who believe this nonsense. Nothing is too extreme ; nothing is too insane. They really are willing to believe that Disney characters and ACORN – which didn’t even exist in 2012! – helped Obama steal the elections.

For a party that supposedly benefits from voter fraud time after time , they sure as hell didn’t benefit during the last election. Trump and some of his supporters claimed that it was most likely rigged , even though he became the president. Conservatives have been complaining about voter fraud for years when they lose an election , with no evidence. What they won’t tell you is what voter restriction laws are really all about.  That’s the real fraud.   

 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #58

  

In the minds of liberal hating Conservatives , if liberals don’t agree with their bigotry , then it’s actually liberals who are the intolerant ones. They flip reality on its head. They don’t see their intolerance to gay marriage as intolerance. Anyone who disagrees with them is intolerant , and a bigot. To them , it’s not bigotry , it really has to do with ‘religious freedom’. You can’t get married to the person you love if it happens to be another man , or another woman ,  ‘because ( insert red neck southern accent ) it’s against my religion. God said Adam and Eve , not Adam and Steve. If we allow gay people to get married , and bake wedding cakes for ’em, then it’s my religious freedom that’s being violated.

‘Those damn liberals  are so intolerant!’

 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #57 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

If conservatives really believed this , they would not be so quick to judge all Muslims as terrorists. When it comes to terrorism , they have a double standard. When a Muslim shooter commits jihad , all Muslims are accountable for the actions of the one , and must denounce it to appease conservatives. When a white person kills a black individual  , even if the motivation is obviously racial , as was the case with Dylann Roof , Conservatives immediately go into their song and dance routine to avoid the elephant in the room : Racism? What does racism have to do with it? Christians are real victims here! Because Christians are the most persecuted majority in America , and their religious freedom is viciously under assault by Obama , liberals , and gay people , who want them to bake wedding cakes for them.

 When it’s not the Christian victim mentality , it’s the white victim mentality. White people are not accountable for the actions of the one , and are not required to denounce it to appease all black people. Therefore it would be racist to assume all white people are responsible for Dylann Roof. But it’s fair to assume all Muslims are radical extremists , and are responsible for the actions of one Muslim shooter.

Do conservatives see the hypocrisy? 

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Tomi And The Snowflakes

 Since her departure from One America News , and joining The Blaze Network , Tomi Lahren has become a social media phenomenon. She is best known for her outrageous opinions that very seldom have any grounding in reality or fact. Some of these opinions are so outrageous , such as comparing the civil rights group Black Lives Matter to the modern-day KKK , they have managed to piss people off , and have earned her monikers like White Privilege Barbie , Nazi Barbie , and Aryan Snowflake. Some People have even took to twitter to troll her by purposefully mispronouncing her name.

Some of her other outrageously ridiculous statements include , former president Obama had a friendly to jihadis mentality , meaning he was weak on terrorism ( apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Obama’s foreign policy included droning seven different places around the world in the war on terror ) because he would not utter the phrase , ‘radical Islamic terrorism’ that Ms. Lahren and her fans were so desperate to hear , because saying so would apparently eliminate the jihadi threat to America.

During a recent visit to ABC’s The View , Tomi admitted that as a Conservative she is pro-choice , and called other Conservatives who called themselves pro-life , hypocrites. That was a mistake in the Conservative circle , which got the feisty commentator into hot water with her employer , Glenn Beck. He promptly suspended her , then fired her. Now , the two are suing each other , or have sued each other … whatever.

But supposedly there have been other reasons behind Tomi’s departure from The Blaze Network. According to an article in the Daily Caller , Tomi’s declaration of pro-choice and calling Conservatives hypocrites , was the “final straw in her relationship with The Blaze Network.”  Without naming any sources , the article claims she was rude to her co-workers , argued with several people over controversial views she had expressed , treated assistants like they were slaves , wanting them to always warm her butt pad for her , and cared more about creating controversy than being honest. Also , according to the article , she wasn’t especially fond of Dana Loesch , and went out of her way to avoid her.

Tomi appeared on a recent episode of the Alex Jones Show to set the record straight on the reasons behind her departure from the Blaze Network.

Alex : “Welcome to the show , ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. My guest on today’s show is Tammy Loren – “

Tomi : “Tomi. Tomi Lahren.”

Alex : “Whatever. Ms. Lowen has written several books. White people : The New Victims Of racism In The Age Of Obama , and Obama Wants To Eat Your Guns. Her latest is Tomi And The Snowflakes , which is scheduled for release sometime this Summer by Trump’s Not A Racist And He Loves America Unlike That Other President , Publishing , reveals the events behind her departure from The Blaze , which includes plenty of drama , cat fights , and verbal name calling. Just the kind of drama her fans have come to expect.

“Alright , I’ve read the book , Timmy – “

Tomi : “Tomi.”

Alex : “When my producer gave me a copy of the book , at first I thought it was about a new female rock group or something. Anyway ,  for those who are listening to the show and haven’t yet read it , why don’t you give a short summary of what it’s about.”

Tomi : “The book is about a group of special snowflakes at The Blaze who had a melt down when I called them hypocrites , among other things.”

Alex : “Lonnie – “

Tomi : “Tomi.”

Alex : “Whatever. In the book you discuss several particularly interesting incidents  in detail , such as an encounter with Dana Letch – I probably mispronounced it , I’m not very good with names – who you several times refer to as a bitch , a skank , and a ‘ho’ , and also an embarrassing encounter with Stu Burger , or Booger – ”

Tomi : “Burguiere.”

Alex : “What is that , a french name or something?”

Tomi : “I really don’t know.”

Alex : “It sounds like the french version of the word booger.”

Tomi : “It could be. I have no idea.”

Glenn and Stu ( Sue ). Still a happy couple.

Alex : “Doesn’t really matter. Still sounds like booger to me. Anyway , this guy Stu , or Sue , or whatever his , or her name is , had sex reassignment surgery a few years back , and has been pretending to be a girl , or a guy , or a transvestite , or whatever , ever since. Right? But what’s even more embarrassing is that – and most of Glenn Beck’s viewers don’t even know this , because they’re all so stupid , which is even more embarrassing , and what’s even more embarrassing is that he’s even more stupid than they are – Glenn , and this Stu , or Sue fella , or whatever , have been married for some time now. Yes , that’s right ladies and gentlemen , Glenn Beck actually divorced his second wife to marry a transvestite! I’m not making this stuff up. I wish I was , but I’m not. Who would have thought that Glenn Beck actually has a thing for gay transvestites? Some really bizarre stuff is going on over there at The Blaze. Isn’t that right , Connie?”

Tomi : “Tomi. It’s Tomi , Alex.”

Alex : “Isn’t that what I said?”

Tomi : “No , you’ve gotten my name wrong four times now.”

Alex : “I’m sorry , Suzi. I’m not trying to be rude or anything. It’s just that I’m not very good with names. They all sound the same to me.”

Tomi : “You can’t tell the difference between Tomi and Timmy?”

Alex : “Tomi , Timmy , what’s in a name? They all sound the same.”

Tomi : “Not to me.”

Alex : “Whatever you say , Ronny. Anyway , like I said , some weird stuff is happening at The Blaze , am I right?”

Tomi : ( Rolls eyes ) “Right.”

Alex : “According to the book , Dana Leech was always crapping up a wind storm  when she was around you , because you knew she hated you , and she knew you hated her too?”

Dana Loesch , angry harpy.

Tomi : “That’s right. I couldn’t stand her for several reasons. For one ,  she was always bragging about her so-called native American heritage , which is like 00.00 percent or something – native heritage , my ass – which I always thought was BS , and I told her so once , which set her off. I called her chief Shitting Bull , and she went ballistic. Her eyes bugged out and she said if I ever called her that again , she would sit on me and use my face for a toilet. Another reason I couldn’t stand her was because she always acted like a big shot. She would wear dark glasses and a fur coat every day before she filmed her show , because she was jealous that my show got higher ratings than hers , and she couldn’t stand it , and by wearing a fur coat and glasses , I knew she was trying to mock me. But what infuriated her the most was the fact that I had a butt pad and she didn’t. She was always jealous of the fact that I had a butt pad because my show was more popular than hers. The reason she didn’t have a butt pad is because no one liked her as much as they liked me , which is the reason I got a butt pad and she didn’t. And my butt is perkier and cuter than hers , and needs a butt pad to warm it up. Dana has the butt of a sixty year old woman , and no butt pad would keep that saggy ass of hers from sagging. I mean , look at it. Mine. Not her’s.”

She stood up and jiggled it like a teenager participating in a bikini contest. “Isn’t that the cutest , perkiest butt you ever did see?”

Alex getting excited watching Tomi shake her cute , perky butt.

Alex : ( Blushing ) “Uh … yeah , Ms. Lahren. Very nice Terry , I mean Timmy , I mean Tomi ! Please sit down. My producer’s getting excited.”

Tomi : “That BS about me being jealous of her , was nothing but BS. I was the one that got more attention because my butt is perkier and cuter than hers , and she couldn’t stand it. Dana always had to be the center of attention , because she’s a whiny-attention-seeking crybaby snowflake.”

Alex : “Also according to the book , you told her she looked like a horse , and that you spread a rumor that she was really a guy in drag , like that Stu , or Sue fella?”

Tomi : “That’s right , Alex. When I told her she had a face like a horse , her eyes bugged out , and she screamed , ‘What did you call me , you skank?’ I said , ‘You look like Mr. Ed’s wife!’ She screamed like a harpy again , grabbed a handful of my hair , threw me on the ground , and farted several times in my face. I mean , God , it was disgusting. I wanted to vomit. It stank like a skunk had invaded the studio. She really knew how to stink up the place. I felt like I was going to die from the stench , but at last Glenn came and pulled her off me. This was during a break in a taping of my show Final Thoughts , back in December. But the time I said she looked like a transvestite , that was even worse. Not only did she fart in my face again , she literally crapped her pants. And this time I did almost die from the stench. In fact , I actually barfed. But this time nobody had to pull her off me , because she was so embarrassed , she ran off holding onto the seat of her pants. She never bothered me again after that , I think because she was afraid I would tell someone , anyone. When the book is published , she’ll probably try to sue me , but I don’t care. I hope she gets laughed out of court. But she did tell  Stu that I said he looked like a gay frog , which I never did , and he also farted in my face. But I did say that she – Dana – looked like Sue when he – I mean she – was pretending to be Stu. And he farted in my face again. She also told Glenn that I once came on to Stu , and they both farted in my face. 

“And that was how I really got fired from The Blaze. It had absolutely nothing  to do with my coming out as pro-choice , or calling Conservatives hypocrites. It had everything to do with the fact my butt is cuter and perkier , and more popular than all of their sagging , old fart assess put together.”

 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #56 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

       

Some of these memes are so ridiculous , I sometimes don’t know where to start. It’s obvious the people who put these things together , don’t put much thought into them. Just straw man liberals and accuse them of everything you do. Only a Conservative who doesn’t understand logic would write something  this absurd.

Liberals blame lax gun laws. Not true. When a shooting occurred during Obama’s watch , liberals blamed the person who committed the crime , not lax gun laws. To Conservatives , guns are not the problem , but gun control. Many of them believe they should have the right to own an arsenal of weapons , and anyone who might disagree , is violating their second amendment right. Anyone who believes a background check is unreasonable , and restrictive of the their second amendment right , and believes that this is proof that the government is out to take their guns , is basically a person who doesn’t care that a violent , potential criminal can their hands on a gun. These people don’t seem to get angry and frustrated that these shooting events take place , that children are being murdered. They seem to be more angry and frustrated that others have the audacity to want expanded background checks so these events don’t happen as frequently. I believe the politicians who have sold their souls to the NRA and to The Gun Owners Of America , and their rabid supporters in the Conservative news media who scream about gun control being an oppressive assault on the second amendment , they should be forced to attend the funerals of children whose bodies have been ripped to pieces by bullets. Maybe then they would do more than offer prayers.

Conservatives point out that victims were disarmed by oppressive gun restriction. These people sincerely believe that victims of gun violence would never be victims of gun violence , if only they had been armed. A variation of a  ‘a good guy with a gun will always stop a bad guy with a gun.’ Every gun nut from Dana Loesch to Ted Nugent has used this lame argument. Maybe these people should stand guard outside of public schools and wait for an opportunity to play cops and robbers with a maniac hell-bent on killing a few kids with an assault weapon. Most likely , none of them would live to brag about it. To suggest that victims , like the innocent children at Sandy Hook , were victims disarmed by oppressive gun restriction , is absolutely insane.

Liberals scream that Conservatives are heartless for politicizing a tragedy. Every single shooting that occurred during the Obama presidency , it was Conservative media that consistently accused Obama and Democrats of politicizing. They did it with the Sandy Hook shooting ( they mocked him for being emotional over the senseless deaths of children , proving – at least to me – that they value the second amendment over the lives of children ). They did it with Michael Brown. They did it with Trayvon Martin. They did it with the five Dallas police officers. They did it with the Chattanooga Tennessee shooting. They did it with the Dylann Roof , Charleston church shooting ( the no gun control crowd were more angry at the prospect of more gun control  , than they were at the fact that nine people had been murdered ). They did it with the San Bernardino shooting. They did it with the Orlando night club shooting. They did it with the Roseburg , Oregon , Umpqua community college shooting. In these instances , they blamed Obama and accused him of politicizing , because he had the temerity to express actual sympathy for the families of the victims , and the possibility that common sense gun reform might prevent some of these types of tragedies from occurring. How dare the communist , gun grabbing bastard! 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #55 Liberal Logic 101 Edition


This meme is proof that many Conservatives don’t understand the Constitution , much less know what’s actually in it. Because the phrase ‘separation of church and state’ does not appear in the first amendment , they believe that the establishment clause only means that government cannot promote a state religion , or prohibit its free exercise , and that gives them free rein to impose their religion  on every aspect of American life , including public schools , and government. Like Rick Santorum , and Bryan Fisher , many of them believe it’s either a communist or a Nazi idea or invention by liberals who are , apparently , both communists and Nazis in the minds of many Conservatives. 

Despite  the absence of the words separation of church and state , they believe that the founding fathers were actually all Christians and that they really intended America to be a Christian nation. If that were the case , the Constitution would explicitly say so. They knew that a state sanctioned religion would become oppressive , which is why they intended America to be secular. God does not appear in the Constitution. Jesus does not appear. Christianity does not appear. Religion appears only once , in the establishment clause forbidding its establishment at state and national levels ( any religion ) , and guaranteeing it’s exercise by all ( again , any religion ) , because they understood that religion is a personal choice , as well as an individual right in a free society. 

Today’s average liberal understands the concept of separation of church and state , as Thomas Jefferson wrote about in his letter to the Danbury , Connecticut Baptist Association. The only ones who seem incapable of understanding it , are Conservative Christians ( like the ones who read these types of memes and believe they speak some deep truth that liberals are incapable of understanding – which would make them stupid  , not liberals ) who want to force their particular brand of religion on everyone else. 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #54 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

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Racist Conservative Media Rules For Guns And Blame …     

1) If a white person shoots black people , as Dylann Roof did , don’t blame the white guy. Don’t assume all white people are racist. Don’t assume Roof’s actions represent a white supremacist ideology. Don’t assume his actions represent an entire group of people – white. Blame libtards , Democrats , Barack Obama. They’re the real racists.

2) “If a Christian terrorist shoots up a Planned Parenthood facility and kills three people , don’t blame Christians. Don’t assume Robert Dear’s actions represent an entire religion. Don’t assume decades of anti-abortion propaganda and rhetoric had anything to do with it , like Bill O’Reilly referring to George Tiller , as Tiller the baby killer , or that Margret Sanger’s purpose for creating PP was to exterminate black babies. Instead ,  Blame libtards , Democrats , and Barack Obama , since they support abortion rights , and without this mentality , it never would have happened. Or better yet , blame those filthy libtard transgenders.”

3) “If an American Muslim shoots and kills forty-nine gay people in a night club , blame Islam and all Muslims. Don’t blame Christian anti-gay propaganda ; it had absolutely nothing to do with it. Unlike fundamentalist Islam , Christians  don’t have anti-gay bigot extremists on their side ,  people like Kevin Swanson , and Scott Lively , who want to kill gay people , or thousands of others who call themselves Christians who also believe gay people should be exterminated like rats.”
For years Conservative Christians attacked Barack Obama for his attendance in Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s Chicago church. And yet the media , and especially the Conservative media have failed to hold Republican politicians , like Ted Cruz , and Mike Huckabee , and Christian groups like The Family Research Council , and The American Family Association , accountable for their anti-gay bigotry. If these same politicians believe Barack Obama is an anti-white racist simply for attending a church that was mostly black , then Republican politicians must also be held to the same standards  for their attendance at The National Religious Liberties Convention organized by pastor Kevin Swanson who has advocated for the deaths of homosexuals. By appearing at these types of events , we must assume that they too believe  gay people should be put to death. These people are Christians – allegedly – and believe the bible is the literal word of God.

4) “If someone shoots a Democrat , as in the case of Jared Loughner , shooting Gabrielle Gifford’s  , don’t blame the NRA for its support of mass gun proliferation. Don’t blame the Republican party for being bought off by the NRA , for betraying the American people , voting against any gun control after every shooting , but instead offering their meaningless prayers. Blame Democrats , libtards , and Barack Obama , because they supported gun control , and wanted to take everyone’s guns away.”    

5) “If a Christian shoots a Muslim , as white supremacist Alexandre Bissonette did , again don’t blame all white people , and don’t blame Christians. There is  no such thing as a white Christian terrorist. Only Muslims are terrorists. Only Muslims kill in the name of their religion or in the name of God.”
After this joker killed six Muslims in a Quebec mosque , initial reports , led by the race baiting Conservative media , identified the shooter as a Moroccan foreigner , because , of course , only Muslims are terrorists. And according to Alex Jones , it was a false flag – why? who really knows – and Bissonette must have converted to Islam before he decided to kill them , which only makes sense to Jones’ fans. 

6) “When a black person shoots a cop , especially a white cop , blame all black people. Blame libtards , Democrats , Barack Obama , and especially Black Lives Matter.”
The five Dallas officers , the Baton Rouge , and the New York police officers. Their deaths were the fault of Barack Obama and Black Lives Matter because – according to the racist Conservative media – of a ( non-existent ) race war  against cops.
Even the deaths of two Iowa police officers , Justin Martin , and Tony Beminio ,  by a white supremacist , Scott Greene , were blamed on Obama , and Black Lives Matter , by racist twitter trolls.

“Any other shooting , don’t blame guns. Don’t blame the NRA. Guns don’t kill people. Gun free zones do. Shooting victims get themselves killed for being unarmed. If anyone is to blame , it’s libtards , Democrats , Barack Obama , and Black Lives Matter.

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Stupid Conservative Memes #52 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

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What Obama actually said :

“I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.” 

What sane people heard :   

“I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.”

What sane people know he meant :

I’m not going to take anyone’s guns away.

What Obama haters heard :

“I’m going to take everyone’s guns away.”

So , he wanted to take guns away from everyone but the military , the police , and the private body guards of the wealthy liberal elites ( since there are no wealthy Conservative elites ). But why would he want to leave the military , and the police armed? According to Obama hating Conservatives , he hated his own military , and the police.  If he wanted to disarm America , why didn’t he? He had eight years to do it. If he was as powerful as the Obama haters claimed he was , why didn’t he just declare martial law like they were always saying he would do? Isn’t that what dictators do? They were always bitching about how much of a tyrant he was over executive action ,  and yet Obama The Gun Grabber- In-Chief  failed to grab a single gun. 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #51 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

No , it’s not. It is about freedom. The freedom to choose who you want to marry , without the government or the church dictating who can and cannot get married , and dictating what the definition of marriage should be. It’s not about forcing anyone to endorse anything. Anyone who sees this as being forced to endorse it ,  is genuinely stupid. They have been brainwashed into believing all of the anti-gay rhetoric and propaganda. Most likely they are fundamentalist Conservative Christians , who have a massive victim complex who genuinely believe they are being persecuted not only when someone criticizes them , but they actually believe they are being victimized by gay marriage.  They believe gay people are like Nazis that want to force everyone else to be gay. They honestly believe that gay marriage infringes upon their religious freedom. They believe gay marriage is a threat to heterosexual marriage. They believe that God will destroy America over gay marriage. Why hasn’t he done so already? How is it a threat to heterosexual marriage? How does it infringe on religious freedom? 

Gay marriage became legal in all fifty states , but it certainly did not happen at gun point. That’s the stupidest argument I’ve ever heard.  

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What Liberals Believe ( Liberals Are Still Loons )

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Conservative sleuth , John Hawkins , sniffing out them evil , treasonous , America hating liberals.

 

Since the election of Donald Trump , liberals have gotten even crazier than they’ve ever been , and it’s all Barack Obama’s fault , because he was  jealous that Hillary Clinton lost , even though he rigged it with the help of ACORN , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal aliens , and the walking dead , yes , the real walking dead , just as he rigged the last two elections with the same characters.

1) Liberals believe Trump will play more golf than Obama did. The truth is , all Obama did was play golf while the world went to hell.

2) Liberals believe Trump will sign more executive orders. The truth is , all Obama did was sign executive orders while the world went to hell. When he wasn’t signing executive orders , he was playing golf , and when he wasn’t playing golf , he was signing executive orders.

3) Liberals believe Trump is a racist because he wanted to build a wall to keep out those murderous , drug dealing illegal immigrants. But it’s really liberals who are racist because they want them to come here and collect welfare , food stamps , and do jobs “no American would want to do.”

4) Liberals believe Trump hates Muslims because his immigration ban will prevent them from coming here and murdering us in our sleep. 

5) Liberals believe ACORN doesn’t exist anymore. But the truth is , ACORN is still trying to rig the voting system for Democrats. They tried it in 2016 , and will most likely try it again in 2020.

6) Liberals don’t believe Obama spied on Trump. The truth is , Obama trained his dogs , Sonny and Bo to infiltrate Trump Towers to tap the phones. Those dogs are clever. They are also communists like Obama.

7) Liberals don’t believe Obama is on a permanent vacation. The truth is , ever since Obama entered the White House in 2009 , he has been on a permanent vacation. According to an unknown source , he was even planning to write a book called My Endless vacation In The White House.

8) Liberals are so delusional , they believe evolution and global warming are real. Even though there is no evidence for either , but refuse to believe in God even though there is a mountain of evidence. 

9) Liberals believe Obama is no longer playing golf. Even though he had banned all golf courses by executive order , for his personal use.

10) Liberals believe Conservatives hated Obama because he is black. Which proves they are the racists. Conservatives don’t like Obama because he was really born in Kenya. 

And there you have it , ten reasons why liberals are still loons.

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Stupid Conservative Memes #50 Gina Loudon Edition

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Conservatives shake their heads at the lemming mentality? Not exactly. They too  get easily triggered and offended by politically incorrect behavior and terms , even more so than the so-called left. For instance , it’s politically correct for the fringe Right to accuse Barack Obama of  treason over his birth certificate , executive action , and Benghazi. They wanted to sue him over all three. It’s politically correct  to call him an anti-white racist for criticizing a cop. It’s politically correct to say he hates cops , and wants to start a race war. It’s politically correct to refer to black unarmed men shot by police , as thugs. It’s politically correct to refer to Muslim shooters as terrorists. But it’s politically incorrect to refer to white male shooters as terrorists. It’s politically correct to call Hillary Clinton  a”toxic cunt.” But it’s politically incorrect to criticize said comment ; it’s liberal policing of free speech. It’s politically correct to say LGBT activists are Nazis. But it’s politically incorrect to call anti-gay bigots , anti-gay bigots. It’s politically correct to say Trayvon Martin got what he deserved , and that George Zimmerman was the real victim , but it’s politically incorrect to want justice for the actual victim. It’s politically correct to defend the cop who shot Michael Brown , but it’s politically incorrect to defend Michael Brown. It’s politically correct to refer to the social safety nets , i.e. Welfare , Snap , as government slavery. It’s politically correct to call abortion black genocide. It’s politically correct to accuse anyone who talks about racial inequality , of race baiting. And it’s politically correct to compare Black Lives Matter activists to the KKK , because just like the real KKK , they are  lynching , and burning crosses on the lawns of white people.

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An example of a few trigger warnings for Obama haters.

However , it was politically incorrect when Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks spoke out against the Iraq war ; it was politically incorrect to criticize president Bush. His critics were traitors , Obama’s critics are patriots. It’s  politically incorrect for anyone to protest in a way not approved by Conservatives , i.e. , black athletes not standing for the national Anthem , as Colin Kaepernick and others did. They were also traitors. It’s politically incorrect to question Americas imperialistic behavior. It’s  politically incorrect to criticize soldiers and police officers as anything less than perfect. It’s  politically incorrect to claim the Civil War was  really about slavery instead of states rights , and that the confederate flag is about anything other than southern pride. It’s politically incorrect to say Happy Holidays , instead of the politically correct term , Merry Christmas.      


Just as Conservatives have their own political correctness , they don’t see the irony in the fact that have their own herd , or lemming mentality. They will believe and repeat anything they hear from within their own circle. Which is why die-hard Obama haters never heard a Obama conspiracy or controversy they didn’t like :  

He faked his birth certificate. He was really born in Kenya ; not Hawaii. He’s a Muslim. Supported Muslim terrorists. Attended an anti-white church for twenty years. Hates America. Hated his own military. Created ISIS. Allowed four Americans to die in Benghazi. Had several gay lovers before becoming president. Hated cops and promoted their murders by criticizing the killings of unarmed black individuals at  the hands of certain police officers. Would confiscate Americas guns. Would postpone the 2016 election so he could stay in office , because that’s what evil dictators do. Obama Care was socialism. Obama Care would promote homo-erotic twerking ( one of Loudon’s favorites ). Obama Care contained death panels. He would bring hundreds of millions of Muslims into American for the purpose of turning it into a Muslim caliphate. His parents were commies. Hated Christians. Was a socialist commie because he was a community organizer. ACORN , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal immigrants and the walking dead ( real dead people ) helped him steal the 2008 and 2012 elections. Was the mastermind behind the fake Aurora , and Sandy Hook shootings , which was a sinister plot to confiscate  guns , or something. Cooked the jobs report numbers to make himself look good. Caused the 2008 recession in 1995 , because he forced banks to lend to poor black people who couldn’t pay back the loans. Ran around in his childhood planting explosives with Bill Ayers. Faked Bin Laden’s death. Created an executive order to outlaw freedom via martial law. Used hypnotism to convince people to vote for him. Was racist , because he criticized a white police officer , and by commenting on the death of Trayvon Martin. Hated Israel , and proved how much by funding Iron Dome  , and by giving them military and humanitarian aid every year ). Was planning on bringing Ebola to America as an excuse to create martial law via executive order. Dr. Gina and her cronies at World Nut Daily harped on this one incessantly for weeks in 2014. Persecuted Christians by criticizing Un Christian like behavior. Outlawed the phrase , Merry Christmas. Killed Breitbart. Killed Scalia. Was Un-American for putting ketchup on a hamburger. Took endless vacations. Played endless rounds of golf while people all around the world died. And my personal favorite , Gina Loudon’s diagnoses that Obama was a psychopath for having the audacity to take endless vacations and play endless rounds of golf while people all around the world died.

Talk about your lemming mentality! Conservatives see themselves as noble truth tellers , but liberals shake their heads and call them hypocrites , hypocrites , and hypocrites.    

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Stupid Conservative Memes #49 Big Government Conservatism in Five Steps

 

… when Conservatives don’t get their way.

                                      

I don’t know what this one has to do with big government.  

Conservatism in three easy steps.

1) Don’t know facts/just make up shit.

2) Repeat what you see on Fox News , and hear from Rush Limbaugh.

3) Same-sex marriage/ State governments should decide.

4. Defund Planned Parenthood.

5. If a liberal disagrees with you ,  call them a socialist.

Conservatives don’t mind big government in their lives when it suits them. When it doesn’t , it sucks.

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Stupid Conservative Memes #48 How To Speak Stupid , Part 1

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… when Conservatives don’t get their way.

Liberal hating Conservatives live in an alternate reality with alternate facts , and they have their own alternate language with an alternate definition. And those alternate facts are that all liberals are evil , America hating authoritarians who want to destroy free speech. To an extent , this is true. There is a fringe minority of liberals who want to shut out Conservative speech and ideas , just as there is a fringe minority of Conservatives who are just as authoritarian and want to shut down debate. This is evident whenever liberals bring up racial profiling , or police abuse against unarmed people of color , they get accused of playing the race card , of race baiting. They’ve constructed this bullshit argument that you can’t disagree with a liberal , or Obama without being called a racist. It’s an accusation that’s designed to shut down their opponents , while pretending they are the real victims of racism at the hands of liberals.

Liberals , for the most part , will admit when they are wrong. That’s the difference between liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives like Rush Limbaugh , John Hawkins , and Mark Levin , are convinced beyond any doubt that their ‘team’ is always right , can do no wrong , and that they are the only ones who are capable of loving their country. Which is bullshit.           

Here are twenty terms that Conservatives have constructed their own reality around.

 1) OBAMA CARE : Socialism. Government take over of health care. Socialized medicine. Worse than slavery , the holocaust , 9/11. Contains death panels. Reparations for slavery. The largest tax increase in American history. Total enslavement. 

2) TAXES :   Evil. Government greed. Taxing the lower class … capitalism. Taxing the wealthy … socialism.

3) LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE : Communist/Marxist/socialist. Nazi. Un-American. Anti-American.  

4TERRORIST. Muslim. “Not all Muslims are terrorists , but all terrorists are Muslims.”  All Muslims are guilty by default. 

5) WHITE TERRORIST/SHOOTER : Mentally ill lone wolf. Don’t blame the white guy. Conservative wind bag Mark Levin swore up and down on his radio show , that the confederate flag had no connection to Dylann Roof’s shooting spree. That the liberal media was just making it all up.

6) CORRUPT COPS WHO SHOOT OR MURDER UN-AMRMED CIVILIANS : Victims smeared by a liberal media. Heroes.

7) UNARMED BLACK INDIVIDUALS KILLED BY BAD COPS :  Thugs.

8) BARACK OBAMA : Communist/Marxist/socialist ( because the N word is no longer appropriate ). Hates America. 

9) THE SOCIAL SAFETY NETS , i.e. , WELFARE , FOOD STAMPS , etc. : Socialism.

10) ACKNOWLEDGING RACIAL BIAS :  Race-baiting. 

  

 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #47 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

Yeah ,  them Democrats and them God damn liberals are so full of hate and intolerance. They’re determined to take away our freedoms and liberties. Just look at what they’ve done these last eight years , obstructing health care reform , attempting to restrict abortion rights , producing bogus tapes of reputable organizations like Planned Parenthood , and ACORN , destroying people’s lives , reputations and jobs , attempting to defund PP based on lies , actually succeeding in destroying ACORN  ; spreading fear and hatred for a president who was going to invade Texas , and “take away their first amendment rights”; spreading fear and intolerance of Muslims and gay people , calling down the wrath of God over same-sex marriage ; calling a president a socialist dictator over “Obama Care”; supporting and hiding behind “religious freedom” laws to justify their bigotry and intolerance , all the while whining that they are the real victims of intolerance. 

Aviary Photo_131357492871992538   Wait … isn’t that what Conservatives have been doing? But still , they are hateful and intolerant because they criticize Conservatives and disagree with them. How dare they! 

Conservative reasoning : when a Conservative criticizes anyone , it’s free speech. When a liberal criticizes a Conservative , it’s intolerance , and an attack on their right to free speech.  A perfect example of this hypocrisy was the Phil Robertson brouhaha. Robertson was not fired , but suspended , and yet his defenders bitched and moaned to no end about liberal intolerance. But when Martin Bashir made a nasty comment about Sarah Palin regarding her defense of Robertson , her supporters called for his head , and he lost his job. 

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Stupid Conservative Memes #45

A special kind of stupid is the breed of Conservative who still believes that Dylann Roof shooting nine black people in a Charleston S.C. church , had nothing to do with racism – even though he admitted that his motive was racial – and that the confederate battle flag represents an army that fought for “states rights.” Who believes it only represents southern heritage , or southern pride.

We live in an age where information is easily accessible via the internet. Anyone who is interested in the history of the confederate flag , and it’s connection to the civil war , would discover that it had very little to do with states rights , other than the right to own other human beings as slaves. Defenders of the flag often claim that the civil war was not fought over slavery , but states rights , or tariffs. The Confederate States of America , in the Mississippi declaration , states that the  number one reason for secession from the Union was the opposition to the abolition to slavery. Every other declaration of secession makes the same argument , the importance of protecting the institution of slavery. It’s not a debatable issue. 

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Fueled by Hate – Loathsome Dana Loesch of the NRA

One of the most insight take downs of Dana Loesch

The Real McTeag

Viewers of the recent CNN Town Hall for the Stoneman-Douglas High School Shooting Survivors and their families were introduced to Satan’s Personal Life Coach, Dana Loesch of the NRA.

With all the charm of an angry unqualified Substitute Teacher she alternately patronized, chided or even sort of scolded the students and upbraided the hosts while getting gigged for lying, making things up and not doing research. She blamed all her mistakes on Media DL4inaccuracies. I guess the fact she has deep ties to the Main Stream Media would shock some. Later she claimed she wouldn’t have made it out alive without security. I don’t know what she expected considering how she was so obviously trying to manufacture just that. She recounted her version of it to buttress her case against the survivors the next day. Talk about phony and insincere!

While Wayne LaPierre is NRA CEO and the primary spokesperson…

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